Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, or the characters... but if it/they
were offered as gifts, I'd accept them... make a bundle, bwahahahaha! er,
right... sorry
Warnings: I seriously wish I knew right now... OOC Heero, OOC Trowa... ah hell, they're all OOC, 'cept Duo, I think . the only way to be ^^() language goes as far as "hell." Oh yeah, shounen-ai... that means guys liking guys... dun like, dun read... 1+2, Duo teasing Wufei, which looks like 5+2 (these come up on their own .) and some R+1
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Duo grunted, rolling over, pulling his pillow over his head. Sleep! Was a little sleep too much to ask for? Wufei and Heero finally stopped bickering outside Duo's room now. This was Duo's chance for some serious rest. But Fate was being cruel...
Ding Dong
"Quatre... you should really get a butler!" Duo hollered.
"You're lazy enough as it is!" Quatre yelled back.
"You heard me!?"
"I am right next door to you, remember?"
"Oh yeah..."
"KISAMA! BOTH OF YOU, SHUT UP!" Wufei's voice boomed.
"Whoa... Cat, you hear that?"
"Yeah... and he's on the other side of your room, too..." the Arabian said, in awe.
"Yo, Wu-chan! do that again!"
"DAMARE!"
"OMAE O KOROSU!"
"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU HEAR US!?!?" Wufei demanded, loudly.
"YOU'RE SHOUTING! IT'S KINDA HARD TO MISS!"
"...FOR PETE'S SAKE! ALL OF YOU, SHADDUP!" Trowa shouted.
"Damn, you gotta get thicker walls, Cat..."
"You're tellin me..."
DING DONG
"GET LOST!" all five of the pilots shouted.
***
Relena blinked, her hand was out-stretched, ready to press the doorbell again. Only to hear 5 voices, all simultaneously telling her to "Get lost"? She puffed her cheeks, in defiance, and rang the doorbell again.
"I'm not leaving until I see Heero!" she shouted at the top of her lungs. And amazingly it didn't sound like a banshee's screech.
***
"You shoulda killed her... you shoulda just killed her, when you had the chance, Yuy!" Wufei yelled.
"I KNOW! I KNOW! I STILL KICK MYSELF OVER IT, SO DAMARE!"
"Why didn't you kill her, anyways, Hee-chan?" Duo called.
"A CERTAIN BLONDE SOMEONE, WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS, SAID WE NEEDED HER FOR PEACE!"
"Gee, who could that be..?" Wufei asked, sarcastically.
"HEY, TROWA'S THE ONE WHO DIDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER!" Quatre protested.
"YOU TOOK THE GUN, BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE!"
DING DONG
"AH, SHADDUP!" they all shouted, again.
***
Relena pursed her lips. There were those five voices again, all telling her to "Shaddup"? again. Well, that was rude. Even Quatre was being particularly rude, today. "I wonder why..." she thought, confused.
***
"You guys still tired?" Duo called.
"Yes..."
"Hai..."
"Uh-huh.."
"Yeah..."
"Well, I'm not! I'm wide awake now... wanna know why!?
"No! Shut up, Duo..." Trowa and Wufei both spat.
"OMAE O KOROSU!"
"Guys! apologize!" Quatre yelped, "I don't wanna get up, seeing bullet holes in the wall!"
Duo burst out laughing.
"Sorry..." Trowa grumbled.
"I'm not!" Wufei retorted.
Then the sound of someone's bedroom door opening. Stealthy footsteps, walking past Duo's room, towards Wufei's. Duo sat up, his eyebrow raised.
"What the..?! Wufei, you know there's a rope here..?"
"Winner put it there..."
"Why?"
"Because, I wanted to strangle Maxwell..." Wufei said, with a yawn. Then a gulp.
Duo snickered, Wufei must've been half asleep or something.
"Omae o korosu..!" Then there was the sound of a door, practically getting smashed to pieces.
"KISAMA! GET OUT, YUY!"
BANG!
"HOW AND WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS DODGE IT!?"
"BECAUSE GETTING SHOT ISN'T FUN!"
"HEERO! KNOCK IT OFF!" Quatre hollered.
DING DONG
"WILL YOU JUST **** OFF, ALREADY!!??" all five of them shouted, impatiently.
***
Relena stared at the door, in shock. Did she just hear what she thought she heard? Those five voices, all of them sounding downright annoyed, all telling her to "**** off"? It was unheard of!
Throwing her head back, more defiant then ever, Relena pressed the doorbell, over and over.
***
DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG.....
Duo growled, digging his teeth into his pillow. "She's just begging to get killed..." he got up, and pulled on a pair of jeans, then grabbed a t- shirt, and stormed out of his room.
He paused, seeing Wufei run out of his room, towards him. "Mornin, Wu- chan..." Duo said, with a small grin.
"Get this crazed lunatic off my back!" Wufei shouted, and leapt behind the braided boy. Duo raised an eyebrow.
Then Heero exited the room, he paused, his eyes widened. Duo blinked, and looked down. Oh yeah, the draft. Because of his small lack of shirt.
Wufei blinked, and glanced over Duo's shoulder, at Heero. The Japanese pilot was frozen in place. Unmoving, his jaw dropped. Nataku's pilot raised an eyebrow, seeing Heero in such a state. All because Duo never put a shirt on yet.
"Hey, Yuy... you're drooling..." Wufei taunted. Then he quickly ducked behind Duo, again, just in case. Nothing happened.
Wufei glanced over Duo's shoulder again, seeing that Heero snapped his mouth shut. The Chinese boy snickered. This was too good to be true.
Duo on the other hand, found it kind of awkward. "Okay... as great as this bonding time is, I can do without being ogled at, and having a guy stand behind me... in that way..." he said, slowly.
Both Asian pilots turned beet-red. Wufei jumped back, Heero stared at the floor, hastily.
DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING...
Duo growled, "I'm gonna kill her..." he stomped towards the stairs then paused. and walked back up to Heero.
Heero's head was still lowered, biting his lip, his cheeks were red. Duo grinned, "awww, so kawaii, Hee-chan..." Heero's blush deepened.
"So... affection, huh? Okay then..." Duo thought, remembering Quatre's words. Plus, it seemed like it would be interesting, too. So, Duo grabbed either side of Heero's face, gently. The stoic pilot stared at Duo, in surprise.
The braided boy shrugged, and kissed him. Not the timid, shy way they usually did. Duo gently pried the Japanese pilot's mouth open, letting his tongue play with Heero's.
Heero practically melted. Forgetting all about his threat towards Wufei. Hell, forgetting everything that he was even thinking. The feel of Duo's mouth on his, was all that Heero's mind managed to think.
Wufei could only watch the scene, his eyebrow raised in shock. His mouth hung open. He really wanted to do something. Get a camera? Call the others? Or maybe...
DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG
... Kill that damned onna!
***
Duo released Heero, and glared at the stairs, which would lead him to the front door. Which would lead him to the annoying, doorbell-happy visitor!
"Right... I'm gonna strangle her with my own braid..." Duo growled, then he grinned at Heero. "Sorry, Hee-chan... but I have this huge urge to kill someone at the door... hope you don't mind..."
Heero swallowed several times, but he couldn't find his voice."Oh- kay..." he managed to squeak.
Wufei blinked, then burst out laughing. Duo kissed Heero's nose, playfully. Then he dashed downstairs.
DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG
"YOU'RE SO DEAD, PEACECRAFT!" he shouted.
Heero smiled, widely. Wufei laughed, harder at Heero's expression. Then he snapped his mouth shut, when the no-longer-stoic pilot glanced at him.
"Ohayo..." he said, shortly. Then he started for his room, his legs, wobbling, slightly as he walked. Wufei raised an eyebrow.
He was laughing at Heero. And all Heero said was "ohayo"?
"Pretty powerful lips, you have there, Maxwell..." Wufei commented to no one in particular. Heero was there, but he was in an entirely different zone, at the moment. Couldn't have heard him, even if he tried.
***
Duo yanked the door open, practically off its hinges.
"WHAT!? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!!? SOME OF US ARE SANE, AND LIKE TO SLEEP!!!" he shouted, just three inches away from Relena's face.
"Duo... where's Hee... oh my..."
Duo rolled his cobalt blue eyes, "there's no HeeOhMy here... wrong place..." he said, sarcastically. Then he blinked. Relena was hiding her eyes, her face was redder then a beet.
"What's with you?"
"Duo! Why aren't you dressed?!"
"I am dressed!"
"No! You're not!"
Duo raised an eyebrow, then glanced down. Still no shirt. "What's the big deal..?" he asked, impatiently.
Relena bit her lip, still avoiding eye contact, with the American.
"Oh come now, Relena... even Heero didn't mind lookin at me, when I was like this..." Duo said, with a smirk.
Relena covered her entire face. "I'll ignore that statement, Mr. Maxwell," she grumbled.
Duo grinned, "by the way, little princess... where's your bigger, better braid?" he asked, devillishly.
"Excuse me..?"
"You don't remember screaming like a lunatic, on how you were gonna get a better braid than me, huh?"
"I don't know what you're talking about..." Relena scoffed.
Duo shrugged, and put on his t-shirt, then leaned against the door frame, playing with his braid, humming.
Relena slowly began to lose her patience. "DUO! GO GET HEERO!"
Duo frowned, "I'm not his keeper... if you want him, you call him..." he snapped.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOO!" Relena screeched, trying to sound flirtacious and melodious, no doubt. She did a very poor job at it, in Duo's opinion [A/N: mine too, heh].
Heero never arrived. Relena started to pout. True, she could've just walked in, but she was secretly assuming she had a better chance to escape if she wasn't IN the mansion. Just in case her Heero would go ballistic, again.
"Is Heero even home!?" Relena demanded.
"Yes, he's home..."
"Well, where is he!?"
Duo shrugged, "yo, Hee-chan!" he called. Not nearly as loud, or as annoying as Relena, though. And Heero appeared. He looked a bit out of it. Happy, but out of it. Almost like he was in a trance.
"There he is..." Duo said, glaring impatiently at the pacifist. Then he began to wonder if it were possible to use his braid as noose, to use on the little princess.
"Oh, Heero! You're happy to see a friendly face, aren't you!?" Relena cooed, and bounded up to Heero, and hugged him, tightly.
Heero did nothing to resist. Duo frowned, slightly, "uhh, Hee-chan?"
No answer. Duo's frown deeped, then he shook his head, in disgust, and stormed back into the mansion[1].
***
"Oh, Heero..." Relena said, dreamily, as she hugged him, tightly. She was ignoring the odd hazy look in his prussian blue eyes.
"Duo..." Heero murmured.
Relena's eyebrows shot up. Duo? As in Duo Maxwell!?
"WHAT'D YOU CALL ME!?!?"
"Duo..." he murmured, then he looked at her. "You ever been kissed by perfection, Relena..?" Heero asked, smiling wistfully. Relena's heart fluttered, forgetting all about the "Duo" thing.
"No, I haven't... but please... show me..." she said, puckering up.
Heero turned and walked back inside, still with that smile on his face. "I have..."
Relena stayed where she was, her hands clasped under her chin, her eyes closed, and her lips puckered, her breath quickened with anticipation.
Then she heard the front door close. Relena opened her eyes, and scowled. "Oh I get it, Heero! I know what'll win you over! It IS that braid of Duo's! I'll fix that!" she turned on her heel, and stormed down the steps, towards her pink limo.
"Pagen! Home! I have things I need to do!" she barked.
Pagen rolled his eyes. Why not just get over him, already?! he thought, exasperated.
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[1] why do I wanna complicate things, now? .
***
Trinity, thanks for your idea... this probably isn't what you had in mind, heh... but I couldn't help it... the roles are trying to reverse now, I think . I better not let it do that .
And all other reviewers, thank you very much *bows in thanks* I'm glad it's goin so well... please pardon all mistakes... for some reason I do all my writing at night, resulting in tiredness... thus, mistakes v.v
Warnings: I seriously wish I knew right now... OOC Heero, OOC Trowa... ah hell, they're all OOC, 'cept Duo, I think . the only way to be ^^() language goes as far as "hell." Oh yeah, shounen-ai... that means guys liking guys... dun like, dun read... 1+2, Duo teasing Wufei, which looks like 5+2 (these come up on their own .) and some R+1
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Duo grunted, rolling over, pulling his pillow over his head. Sleep! Was a little sleep too much to ask for? Wufei and Heero finally stopped bickering outside Duo's room now. This was Duo's chance for some serious rest. But Fate was being cruel...
Ding Dong
"Quatre... you should really get a butler!" Duo hollered.
"You're lazy enough as it is!" Quatre yelled back.
"You heard me!?"
"I am right next door to you, remember?"
"Oh yeah..."
"KISAMA! BOTH OF YOU, SHUT UP!" Wufei's voice boomed.
"Whoa... Cat, you hear that?"
"Yeah... and he's on the other side of your room, too..." the Arabian said, in awe.
"Yo, Wu-chan! do that again!"
"DAMARE!"
"OMAE O KOROSU!"
"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU HEAR US!?!?" Wufei demanded, loudly.
"YOU'RE SHOUTING! IT'S KINDA HARD TO MISS!"
"...FOR PETE'S SAKE! ALL OF YOU, SHADDUP!" Trowa shouted.
"Damn, you gotta get thicker walls, Cat..."
"You're tellin me..."
DING DONG
"GET LOST!" all five of the pilots shouted.
***
Relena blinked, her hand was out-stretched, ready to press the doorbell again. Only to hear 5 voices, all simultaneously telling her to "Get lost"? She puffed her cheeks, in defiance, and rang the doorbell again.
"I'm not leaving until I see Heero!" she shouted at the top of her lungs. And amazingly it didn't sound like a banshee's screech.
***
"You shoulda killed her... you shoulda just killed her, when you had the chance, Yuy!" Wufei yelled.
"I KNOW! I KNOW! I STILL KICK MYSELF OVER IT, SO DAMARE!"
"Why didn't you kill her, anyways, Hee-chan?" Duo called.
"A CERTAIN BLONDE SOMEONE, WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS, SAID WE NEEDED HER FOR PEACE!"
"Gee, who could that be..?" Wufei asked, sarcastically.
"HEY, TROWA'S THE ONE WHO DIDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER!" Quatre protested.
"YOU TOOK THE GUN, BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE!"
DING DONG
"AH, SHADDUP!" they all shouted, again.
***
Relena pursed her lips. There were those five voices again, all telling her to "Shaddup"? again. Well, that was rude. Even Quatre was being particularly rude, today. "I wonder why..." she thought, confused.
***
"You guys still tired?" Duo called.
"Yes..."
"Hai..."
"Uh-huh.."
"Yeah..."
"Well, I'm not! I'm wide awake now... wanna know why!?
"No! Shut up, Duo..." Trowa and Wufei both spat.
"OMAE O KOROSU!"
"Guys! apologize!" Quatre yelped, "I don't wanna get up, seeing bullet holes in the wall!"
Duo burst out laughing.
"Sorry..." Trowa grumbled.
"I'm not!" Wufei retorted.
Then the sound of someone's bedroom door opening. Stealthy footsteps, walking past Duo's room, towards Wufei's. Duo sat up, his eyebrow raised.
"What the..?! Wufei, you know there's a rope here..?"
"Winner put it there..."
"Why?"
"Because, I wanted to strangle Maxwell..." Wufei said, with a yawn. Then a gulp.
Duo snickered, Wufei must've been half asleep or something.
"Omae o korosu..!" Then there was the sound of a door, practically getting smashed to pieces.
"KISAMA! GET OUT, YUY!"
BANG!
"HOW AND WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS DODGE IT!?"
"BECAUSE GETTING SHOT ISN'T FUN!"
"HEERO! KNOCK IT OFF!" Quatre hollered.
DING DONG
"WILL YOU JUST **** OFF, ALREADY!!??" all five of them shouted, impatiently.
***
Relena stared at the door, in shock. Did she just hear what she thought she heard? Those five voices, all of them sounding downright annoyed, all telling her to "**** off"? It was unheard of!
Throwing her head back, more defiant then ever, Relena pressed the doorbell, over and over.
***
DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG.....
Duo growled, digging his teeth into his pillow. "She's just begging to get killed..." he got up, and pulled on a pair of jeans, then grabbed a t- shirt, and stormed out of his room.
He paused, seeing Wufei run out of his room, towards him. "Mornin, Wu- chan..." Duo said, with a small grin.
"Get this crazed lunatic off my back!" Wufei shouted, and leapt behind the braided boy. Duo raised an eyebrow.
Then Heero exited the room, he paused, his eyes widened. Duo blinked, and looked down. Oh yeah, the draft. Because of his small lack of shirt.
Wufei blinked, and glanced over Duo's shoulder, at Heero. The Japanese pilot was frozen in place. Unmoving, his jaw dropped. Nataku's pilot raised an eyebrow, seeing Heero in such a state. All because Duo never put a shirt on yet.
"Hey, Yuy... you're drooling..." Wufei taunted. Then he quickly ducked behind Duo, again, just in case. Nothing happened.
Wufei glanced over Duo's shoulder again, seeing that Heero snapped his mouth shut. The Chinese boy snickered. This was too good to be true.
Duo on the other hand, found it kind of awkward. "Okay... as great as this bonding time is, I can do without being ogled at, and having a guy stand behind me... in that way..." he said, slowly.
Both Asian pilots turned beet-red. Wufei jumped back, Heero stared at the floor, hastily.
DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING...
Duo growled, "I'm gonna kill her..." he stomped towards the stairs then paused. and walked back up to Heero.
Heero's head was still lowered, biting his lip, his cheeks were red. Duo grinned, "awww, so kawaii, Hee-chan..." Heero's blush deepened.
"So... affection, huh? Okay then..." Duo thought, remembering Quatre's words. Plus, it seemed like it would be interesting, too. So, Duo grabbed either side of Heero's face, gently. The stoic pilot stared at Duo, in surprise.
The braided boy shrugged, and kissed him. Not the timid, shy way they usually did. Duo gently pried the Japanese pilot's mouth open, letting his tongue play with Heero's.
Heero practically melted. Forgetting all about his threat towards Wufei. Hell, forgetting everything that he was even thinking. The feel of Duo's mouth on his, was all that Heero's mind managed to think.
Wufei could only watch the scene, his eyebrow raised in shock. His mouth hung open. He really wanted to do something. Get a camera? Call the others? Or maybe...
DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG
... Kill that damned onna!
***
Duo released Heero, and glared at the stairs, which would lead him to the front door. Which would lead him to the annoying, doorbell-happy visitor!
"Right... I'm gonna strangle her with my own braid..." Duo growled, then he grinned at Heero. "Sorry, Hee-chan... but I have this huge urge to kill someone at the door... hope you don't mind..."
Heero swallowed several times, but he couldn't find his voice."Oh- kay..." he managed to squeak.
Wufei blinked, then burst out laughing. Duo kissed Heero's nose, playfully. Then he dashed downstairs.
DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDING DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG
"YOU'RE SO DEAD, PEACECRAFT!" he shouted.
Heero smiled, widely. Wufei laughed, harder at Heero's expression. Then he snapped his mouth shut, when the no-longer-stoic pilot glanced at him.
"Ohayo..." he said, shortly. Then he started for his room, his legs, wobbling, slightly as he walked. Wufei raised an eyebrow.
He was laughing at Heero. And all Heero said was "ohayo"?
"Pretty powerful lips, you have there, Maxwell..." Wufei commented to no one in particular. Heero was there, but he was in an entirely different zone, at the moment. Couldn't have heard him, even if he tried.
***
Duo yanked the door open, practically off its hinges.
"WHAT!? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!!? SOME OF US ARE SANE, AND LIKE TO SLEEP!!!" he shouted, just three inches away from Relena's face.
"Duo... where's Hee... oh my..."
Duo rolled his cobalt blue eyes, "there's no HeeOhMy here... wrong place..." he said, sarcastically. Then he blinked. Relena was hiding her eyes, her face was redder then a beet.
"What's with you?"
"Duo! Why aren't you dressed?!"
"I am dressed!"
"No! You're not!"
Duo raised an eyebrow, then glanced down. Still no shirt. "What's the big deal..?" he asked, impatiently.
Relena bit her lip, still avoiding eye contact, with the American.
"Oh come now, Relena... even Heero didn't mind lookin at me, when I was like this..." Duo said, with a smirk.
Relena covered her entire face. "I'll ignore that statement, Mr. Maxwell," she grumbled.
Duo grinned, "by the way, little princess... where's your bigger, better braid?" he asked, devillishly.
"Excuse me..?"
"You don't remember screaming like a lunatic, on how you were gonna get a better braid than me, huh?"
"I don't know what you're talking about..." Relena scoffed.
Duo shrugged, and put on his t-shirt, then leaned against the door frame, playing with his braid, humming.
Relena slowly began to lose her patience. "DUO! GO GET HEERO!"
Duo frowned, "I'm not his keeper... if you want him, you call him..." he snapped.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOO!" Relena screeched, trying to sound flirtacious and melodious, no doubt. She did a very poor job at it, in Duo's opinion [A/N: mine too, heh].
Heero never arrived. Relena started to pout. True, she could've just walked in, but she was secretly assuming she had a better chance to escape if she wasn't IN the mansion. Just in case her Heero would go ballistic, again.
"Is Heero even home!?" Relena demanded.
"Yes, he's home..."
"Well, where is he!?"
Duo shrugged, "yo, Hee-chan!" he called. Not nearly as loud, or as annoying as Relena, though. And Heero appeared. He looked a bit out of it. Happy, but out of it. Almost like he was in a trance.
"There he is..." Duo said, glaring impatiently at the pacifist. Then he began to wonder if it were possible to use his braid as noose, to use on the little princess.
"Oh, Heero! You're happy to see a friendly face, aren't you!?" Relena cooed, and bounded up to Heero, and hugged him, tightly.
Heero did nothing to resist. Duo frowned, slightly, "uhh, Hee-chan?"
No answer. Duo's frown deeped, then he shook his head, in disgust, and stormed back into the mansion[1].
***
"Oh, Heero..." Relena said, dreamily, as she hugged him, tightly. She was ignoring the odd hazy look in his prussian blue eyes.
"Duo..." Heero murmured.
Relena's eyebrows shot up. Duo? As in Duo Maxwell!?
"WHAT'D YOU CALL ME!?!?"
"Duo..." he murmured, then he looked at her. "You ever been kissed by perfection, Relena..?" Heero asked, smiling wistfully. Relena's heart fluttered, forgetting all about the "Duo" thing.
"No, I haven't... but please... show me..." she said, puckering up.
Heero turned and walked back inside, still with that smile on his face. "I have..."
Relena stayed where she was, her hands clasped under her chin, her eyes closed, and her lips puckered, her breath quickened with anticipation.
Then she heard the front door close. Relena opened her eyes, and scowled. "Oh I get it, Heero! I know what'll win you over! It IS that braid of Duo's! I'll fix that!" she turned on her heel, and stormed down the steps, towards her pink limo.
"Pagen! Home! I have things I need to do!" she barked.
Pagen rolled his eyes. Why not just get over him, already?! he thought, exasperated.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
[1] why do I wanna complicate things, now? .
***
Trinity, thanks for your idea... this probably isn't what you had in mind, heh... but I couldn't help it... the roles are trying to reverse now, I think . I better not let it do that .
And all other reviewers, thank you very much *bows in thanks* I'm glad it's goin so well... please pardon all mistakes... for some reason I do all my writing at night, resulting in tiredness... thus, mistakes v.v