Hi! Hi! This is my first fanfic and it will probably not do so well, but
what the heck. I got this idea while watching Monty Python and the Holy
Grail in NC and reading a Gundam Wing Manga at the same time. Notice a
connection? I sparked with the idea of writing a parody to the movie, only
GW style! Enjoy and please REVIEW!!! I need to know whether to continue
this or not.
Disclaimer: raises right hand I Anime Chic567 do not own Gundam Wing or Monty Python. I have no money what so ever, that's why I'm writing this thing for free!
Presenting:
Gundam Wing and the Holy Gundam
1 A.C. 196
[We find Preventer Heero Yuy riding in Wing Zero up to a Colony. Wing Zero is…banging coconuts??!!]
Heero: Whoa there!
MS Pilot #1: Halt! Who goes there?
Heero: It is I, Heero Yuy, Gundam pilot of Gundam Zero 1, from the L1 Colony. Professional assassin, destroyer of the White Fang, keeper of peace, Prince of the Star! (If you've read the manga's you'd know what I'm talking about).
MS Pilot #1: Pull the other one!
Heero: I am,… and this is my Gundam, Wing Zero. We have traveled throughout Earth and the Colonies to find soldiers who will join the Preventers. I must speak with your consul.
MS Pilot #1: What? Ridden a Gundam?
Heero: Yeah!
Ms Pilot #1: But you're using coconuts!
Heero: What?
MS Pilot #1: You've got two empty coconut shells and you're bangin' 'em together.
Heero: So what? We have ridden since Endless Waltz on Earth, throughout space, and…
MS Pilot #1: Where'd you get those coconuts?
Heero: We found them.
MS Pilot #1: Found them? In space? Coconuts are tropical!
Heero: I know that!
MS Pilot #1: Well, no weather exists out here in space.
Heero: So? Rockets carry people from earth to the colonies, are they not strangers to space?
MS Pilot #1: Are you saying rockets shoot coconuts into space?
Heero: Not at all. Cargo ships and MS could carry them.
MS Pilot #1: What? Are you saying MS can carry coconuts?
Heero: Using their arms and storage space, they could!
MS Pilot #1: It's not a matter how the MS carries the coconut! It's a simple question of the type a MS. A Taurus Mobile Doll could not carry a one pound coconut!
Heero: What the heck are you talking about? Arghhh…will you go tell the consul that Heero Yuy from Colony L1 is here?
MS Pilot #1: Listen. Taurus MD's are too compacted with explosives right?
Heero: I don't care!
MS Pilot #1: Am I right?
Heero: I don't give a damn!
MS Pilot #2: The Tallgeese could carry it!
MS Pilot #1: Oh, yeah, the Tallgeese maybe, but not a Taurus MD. That's what I'm saying!
MS Pilot #2: Yeah! The Tallgeese was one of the best Mobile suits out there…
Heero: This is ridiculous! Will you please ask the consul of this colony to come with me to Colony L1?!
MS Pilot #1: But the Tallgeese is out of commission! It's not longer the best MS! Taurus's are still around, which makes them the best MS!
MS Pilot #2: No Way!!! Even if the Tallgeese is out of comission it is still one of the best MS out there! Along with the Eypon and Deathscythe!
Heero: YOU FAVOR THAT WIMPY GUNDAM OVER MINE??!!! Errr……
[Commands Wing Zero to throw coconuts at the colony]
MS Pilot #1: To hell with that! MD's are the best! Always have and always will!!!
MS Pilot #2: WHY YOU………..
[MS Pilot #2 never got to finish his sentence because the coconut was really a black market bomb. The Colony blows up along with the two annoying MS pilots.]
Heero: *grins* Finally, peace and quiet…Come now Zero, to the next colony.
Wing Zero: *cries* No one love me! Everyone loves the Deathscythe…*cries harder*
Heero: Knock it off! Or else I'll turn you into scrap metal.
Wing Zero: *sniffles* …Ok… *sniffles*
[So Heero and Wing Zero fly their way through space to find soldiers to join the Preventers. This time without the coconuts]
So what do you think? Is it pretty good for my first time? Your reviews will help me decide whether or not I make another chapter. So please REVIEW!
Disclaimer: raises right hand I Anime Chic567 do not own Gundam Wing or Monty Python. I have no money what so ever, that's why I'm writing this thing for free!
Presenting:
Gundam Wing and the Holy Gundam
1 A.C. 196
[We find Preventer Heero Yuy riding in Wing Zero up to a Colony. Wing Zero is…banging coconuts??!!]
Heero: Whoa there!
MS Pilot #1: Halt! Who goes there?
Heero: It is I, Heero Yuy, Gundam pilot of Gundam Zero 1, from the L1 Colony. Professional assassin, destroyer of the White Fang, keeper of peace, Prince of the Star! (If you've read the manga's you'd know what I'm talking about).
MS Pilot #1: Pull the other one!
Heero: I am,… and this is my Gundam, Wing Zero. We have traveled throughout Earth and the Colonies to find soldiers who will join the Preventers. I must speak with your consul.
MS Pilot #1: What? Ridden a Gundam?
Heero: Yeah!
Ms Pilot #1: But you're using coconuts!
Heero: What?
MS Pilot #1: You've got two empty coconut shells and you're bangin' 'em together.
Heero: So what? We have ridden since Endless Waltz on Earth, throughout space, and…
MS Pilot #1: Where'd you get those coconuts?
Heero: We found them.
MS Pilot #1: Found them? In space? Coconuts are tropical!
Heero: I know that!
MS Pilot #1: Well, no weather exists out here in space.
Heero: So? Rockets carry people from earth to the colonies, are they not strangers to space?
MS Pilot #1: Are you saying rockets shoot coconuts into space?
Heero: Not at all. Cargo ships and MS could carry them.
MS Pilot #1: What? Are you saying MS can carry coconuts?
Heero: Using their arms and storage space, they could!
MS Pilot #1: It's not a matter how the MS carries the coconut! It's a simple question of the type a MS. A Taurus Mobile Doll could not carry a one pound coconut!
Heero: What the heck are you talking about? Arghhh…will you go tell the consul that Heero Yuy from Colony L1 is here?
MS Pilot #1: Listen. Taurus MD's are too compacted with explosives right?
Heero: I don't care!
MS Pilot #1: Am I right?
Heero: I don't give a damn!
MS Pilot #2: The Tallgeese could carry it!
MS Pilot #1: Oh, yeah, the Tallgeese maybe, but not a Taurus MD. That's what I'm saying!
MS Pilot #2: Yeah! The Tallgeese was one of the best Mobile suits out there…
Heero: This is ridiculous! Will you please ask the consul of this colony to come with me to Colony L1?!
MS Pilot #1: But the Tallgeese is out of commission! It's not longer the best MS! Taurus's are still around, which makes them the best MS!
MS Pilot #2: No Way!!! Even if the Tallgeese is out of comission it is still one of the best MS out there! Along with the Eypon and Deathscythe!
Heero: YOU FAVOR THAT WIMPY GUNDAM OVER MINE??!!! Errr……
[Commands Wing Zero to throw coconuts at the colony]
MS Pilot #1: To hell with that! MD's are the best! Always have and always will!!!
MS Pilot #2: WHY YOU………..
[MS Pilot #2 never got to finish his sentence because the coconut was really a black market bomb. The Colony blows up along with the two annoying MS pilots.]
Heero: *grins* Finally, peace and quiet…Come now Zero, to the next colony.
Wing Zero: *cries* No one love me! Everyone loves the Deathscythe…*cries harder*
Heero: Knock it off! Or else I'll turn you into scrap metal.
Wing Zero: *sniffles* …Ok… *sniffles*
[So Heero and Wing Zero fly their way through space to find soldiers to join the Preventers. This time without the coconuts]
So what do you think? Is it pretty good for my first time? Your reviews will help me decide whether or not I make another chapter. So please REVIEW!