Hi again! I'm glad some thought my first chapter was good! I almost thought
that no one would like this fanfic, boy was I wrong. Anyway here's the
Chapter 2. I hope it's as funny as the last one.
Disclaimer: No I do not own Gundam Wing or Monty Python and the Holy Grail…but I wish I did own Trowa Barton and the killer white rabbit. Anyway don't try and sue me because I have no money.
Presenting:
GUNDAM WING AND THE HOLY GUNDAM
Scene 2
[In this scene we see two co-leaders (who I hate with a passion) of the White Fang and the Romefeller Foundation, Quinze and Tuboroff. They are gathering the bodies of those who died and throwing them onto a shuttle.]
[clang]
Tuboroff: Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your self-detonated pilots!
[clang]
Bring out your self-detonated pilots!
[clang]
Bring out your assinated rulers!
[clang]
Bring out your assinated rulers!
Quinze: Here's one.
Tuboroff: $900.
Heero Yuy (the assinated colony leader): I'm not dead!
Tuboroff: What the…?
Quinze: Nothing. Here's your $900.
Heero Yuy: I'm not dead!
Tuboroff: He says he's not dead!
Quinze: Yes, he is. Look at him he's fatally wounded.
Heero Yuy: I'm not!
Tuboroff: He isn't?
Quinze: Well, he will be soon. He's fatally wounded. Got shot right in the back.
Heero Yuy: I'm getting better! My wound is healing!
Quinze: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Tuboroff: Well, I can't take him if he isn't dead. It's against regulations.
Heero Yuy: I don't want to go on the shuttle!
Quinze: Oh, quit being a baby.
Tuboroff: I can't take him.
Heero Yuy: I feel fine!
Quinze: Well, do us a favor…
Tuboroff: I can't.
Quinze: Well, can you hang around a few minutes? It won't be long.
Tuboroff: I can't. I have to go to Colony L3. The collapsed side killed over 2,000 people.
Quinze: Oh…well, when's your next round?
Tuboroff: Thursday.
Heero Yuy: I think I'll go for a walk…maybe stop and give a speech about peace.
Quinze: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
Heero Yuy: [singing] "I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad. I got sunshine in a bag…"
[bang!]
[Tuboroff gets sick of Heero Yuy singing. He takes his gun and shoots Heero Yuy in the head]
Quinze: Ah, thank you very much.
Tuboroff: No trouble at all. See you Thursday.
Quinze: See ya then.
[They both watch as Wing Zero enters the port of the Colony]
Quinze: Who the hell is that?
Tuboroff: You can't tell? It's a Gundam Pilot!
Quinze: Errr…damn Gundam Pilots! They ruined everything! Everything I've worked for…
Tuboroff: Not to mention only getting little chapter space in this fanfic.
Quinze: …I hate you….
So was this as good as the first chapter? Reviews help me decide whether or not to continue. So please, REVIEW!
Disclaimer: No I do not own Gundam Wing or Monty Python and the Holy Grail…but I wish I did own Trowa Barton and the killer white rabbit. Anyway don't try and sue me because I have no money.
Presenting:
GUNDAM WING AND THE HOLY GUNDAM
Scene 2
[In this scene we see two co-leaders (who I hate with a passion) of the White Fang and the Romefeller Foundation, Quinze and Tuboroff. They are gathering the bodies of those who died and throwing them onto a shuttle.]
[clang]
Tuboroff: Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your self-detonated pilots!
[clang]
Bring out your self-detonated pilots!
[clang]
Bring out your assinated rulers!
[clang]
Bring out your assinated rulers!
Quinze: Here's one.
Tuboroff: $900.
Heero Yuy (the assinated colony leader): I'm not dead!
Tuboroff: What the…?
Quinze: Nothing. Here's your $900.
Heero Yuy: I'm not dead!
Tuboroff: He says he's not dead!
Quinze: Yes, he is. Look at him he's fatally wounded.
Heero Yuy: I'm not!
Tuboroff: He isn't?
Quinze: Well, he will be soon. He's fatally wounded. Got shot right in the back.
Heero Yuy: I'm getting better! My wound is healing!
Quinze: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Tuboroff: Well, I can't take him if he isn't dead. It's against regulations.
Heero Yuy: I don't want to go on the shuttle!
Quinze: Oh, quit being a baby.
Tuboroff: I can't take him.
Heero Yuy: I feel fine!
Quinze: Well, do us a favor…
Tuboroff: I can't.
Quinze: Well, can you hang around a few minutes? It won't be long.
Tuboroff: I can't. I have to go to Colony L3. The collapsed side killed over 2,000 people.
Quinze: Oh…well, when's your next round?
Tuboroff: Thursday.
Heero Yuy: I think I'll go for a walk…maybe stop and give a speech about peace.
Quinze: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
Heero Yuy: [singing] "I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad. I got sunshine in a bag…"
[bang!]
[Tuboroff gets sick of Heero Yuy singing. He takes his gun and shoots Heero Yuy in the head]
Quinze: Ah, thank you very much.
Tuboroff: No trouble at all. See you Thursday.
Quinze: See ya then.
[They both watch as Wing Zero enters the port of the Colony]
Quinze: Who the hell is that?
Tuboroff: You can't tell? It's a Gundam Pilot!
Quinze: Errr…damn Gundam Pilots! They ruined everything! Everything I've worked for…
Tuboroff: Not to mention only getting little chapter space in this fanfic.
Quinze: …I hate you….
So was this as good as the first chapter? Reviews help me decide whether or not to continue. So please, REVIEW!