Hiya! Sorry about not putting up any chapters for awhile. Schoolwork kept
piling up. Anyway, here's the 3rd chapter of the story.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or Monty Python and the Holy Grail…. I'm running out of reasons now. I did make up names for Oz pilots though.
Presenting:
1 Gundam Wing and the Holy Gundam
1.1 Scene 3
[We find Heero and Wing Zero at the docking bay of a colony. But somethings going on…all the janitors are ex-Oz pilots]
Heero: Old Woman!
Nikkoli: Man!
Heero: You're a man!!?? Anyway, who runs this Colony?
Nikkoli: I'm thirty-seven.
Heero: Yeah---huh?
Nikkoli: I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old at all. And I'm not a girl!
Heero: Well I can't just call you 'man' when you don't look like one.
Nikkoli: Well you could've said 'Nikkoli'.
Heero: How was I supposed to know your name was Nikkoli?
Nikkoli: Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?
Heero: Your name should be changed to 'Nicole'. It suits you better.
Nikkoli: STOP IT! What I don't like is that you're treating me like an inferior.
Heero: Well at least I'm still a pilot for a Mobile Suit.
Nikkoli: Oh, Gundam pilot, how very nice. And how come you didn't have to get ride of your MS like the rest of us? If there's going to be any progress toward peace, everyone should be treated equally. When the United Earth Nations said we had to get ride of Mobile Suits, that should mean everyone! No special privleges!
Nicole: Nikkoli, you missed a spot sweeping. Oh! How do you do?
Heero: Hello Miss. I am Heero Yuy, a Preventor from Colony L1. Who runs this colony?
Nicole: Preventor from where?
Heero: From L1.
Nicole: Where's L1?
Heero: It's the colony cluster between Earth and Colony L2. I'm the head preventor there.
Nicole: I didn't know we had a head preventor. I thought all MS pilots were now out of work.
Nikkoli: That's a lie! We're living in a world where peace can never be obtained when---
Nicole: Shut up for one Nikkoli! You sound like those Perfect Peace peoples.
Nikkoli: And that's what it's all about. If only people would hear---
Heero: Hey! I'm still right here! No one has answered my question yet! Who lives in this colony?
Nicole: No one lives here.
Heero: Then who runs this colony?
Nicole: No one does.
Heero: What the??!!!
Nikkoli: I told you. We're people who like to live in peace now. We take turns each month to act as an executive officer…
Heero: Ok…
Nikkoli: …which decisions are made at a bi-weekly meeting…
Heero: Ok! Ok!
Nikkoli: …which everything is based on the new laws from the United Nations…
Heero: Shut up!
Nikkoli: …and that all pilots who used to operate MS are now…
Heero: Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!!!
Nicole: Who are you telling to shut up? Who do you think you are?
Heero: I am a Gundam Pilot!
Nicole: Well, I didn't vote for you to be a Gundam Pilot.
Heero: You don't vote for Gundam Pilots.
Nicole: Well, how do you become a Gundam pilot then?
Heero: Dr. J…found me at a collapse sit of a building I destroyed. I ended up killing a little girl and her dog there. As I was about to blow my brains out, he came behind me and asked if I was interested in piloting a Gundam. That is why I'm a Gundam pilot!
Nikkoli: Listen. Strange people who come up behind you and gives you a mobile suit is not the first step toward peace.
Heero: I thought I told you to shut up!
Nikkoli: Well you can't…so says the Pacifists.
Heero: Shut up now!
Nikkoli: I mean, if I was to go around saying that some goon handed me a Gundam, I'd be at the nut house by now!
Heero: [points gun at Nikkoli's head] If you don't shut up now…
Nikkoli: Ah, now we see the violent inherent in our system.
Heero: I'm warning you now….
Nikkoli: Oh! Come and see the violent inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Abuse! Rape!
Heero: [puts gun down] Has-been PILOT!
Nikkoli: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
What do you think? I hopefully have another chapter up a lot sooner. Remember you reviews help me decide that. So please, REVIEW!
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or Monty Python and the Holy Grail…. I'm running out of reasons now. I did make up names for Oz pilots though.
Presenting:
1 Gundam Wing and the Holy Gundam
1.1 Scene 3
[We find Heero and Wing Zero at the docking bay of a colony. But somethings going on…all the janitors are ex-Oz pilots]
Heero: Old Woman!
Nikkoli: Man!
Heero: You're a man!!?? Anyway, who runs this Colony?
Nikkoli: I'm thirty-seven.
Heero: Yeah---huh?
Nikkoli: I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old at all. And I'm not a girl!
Heero: Well I can't just call you 'man' when you don't look like one.
Nikkoli: Well you could've said 'Nikkoli'.
Heero: How was I supposed to know your name was Nikkoli?
Nikkoli: Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?
Heero: Your name should be changed to 'Nicole'. It suits you better.
Nikkoli: STOP IT! What I don't like is that you're treating me like an inferior.
Heero: Well at least I'm still a pilot for a Mobile Suit.
Nikkoli: Oh, Gundam pilot, how very nice. And how come you didn't have to get ride of your MS like the rest of us? If there's going to be any progress toward peace, everyone should be treated equally. When the United Earth Nations said we had to get ride of Mobile Suits, that should mean everyone! No special privleges!
Nicole: Nikkoli, you missed a spot sweeping. Oh! How do you do?
Heero: Hello Miss. I am Heero Yuy, a Preventor from Colony L1. Who runs this colony?
Nicole: Preventor from where?
Heero: From L1.
Nicole: Where's L1?
Heero: It's the colony cluster between Earth and Colony L2. I'm the head preventor there.
Nicole: I didn't know we had a head preventor. I thought all MS pilots were now out of work.
Nikkoli: That's a lie! We're living in a world where peace can never be obtained when---
Nicole: Shut up for one Nikkoli! You sound like those Perfect Peace peoples.
Nikkoli: And that's what it's all about. If only people would hear---
Heero: Hey! I'm still right here! No one has answered my question yet! Who lives in this colony?
Nicole: No one lives here.
Heero: Then who runs this colony?
Nicole: No one does.
Heero: What the??!!!
Nikkoli: I told you. We're people who like to live in peace now. We take turns each month to act as an executive officer…
Heero: Ok…
Nikkoli: …which decisions are made at a bi-weekly meeting…
Heero: Ok! Ok!
Nikkoli: …which everything is based on the new laws from the United Nations…
Heero: Shut up!
Nikkoli: …and that all pilots who used to operate MS are now…
Heero: Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!!!
Nicole: Who are you telling to shut up? Who do you think you are?
Heero: I am a Gundam Pilot!
Nicole: Well, I didn't vote for you to be a Gundam Pilot.
Heero: You don't vote for Gundam Pilots.
Nicole: Well, how do you become a Gundam pilot then?
Heero: Dr. J…found me at a collapse sit of a building I destroyed. I ended up killing a little girl and her dog there. As I was about to blow my brains out, he came behind me and asked if I was interested in piloting a Gundam. That is why I'm a Gundam pilot!
Nikkoli: Listen. Strange people who come up behind you and gives you a mobile suit is not the first step toward peace.
Heero: I thought I told you to shut up!
Nikkoli: Well you can't…so says the Pacifists.
Heero: Shut up now!
Nikkoli: I mean, if I was to go around saying that some goon handed me a Gundam, I'd be at the nut house by now!
Heero: [points gun at Nikkoli's head] If you don't shut up now…
Nikkoli: Ah, now we see the violent inherent in our system.
Heero: I'm warning you now….
Nikkoli: Oh! Come and see the violent inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Abuse! Rape!
Heero: [puts gun down] Has-been PILOT!
Nikkoli: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
What do you think? I hopefully have another chapter up a lot sooner. Remember you reviews help me decide that. So please, REVIEW!