Hey! Sorry about not writing for a really long time! School is finally over and grades come in soon so I'm in a panic. Hopefully this will calm my nerves. Without Further or due, the 4th scene!

Disclaimer: I'm running out of excuses.I do not own Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Gundam Wing.

Presenting:

Gundam Wing and the Holy Gundam [Scene 4] The Narcissistic Soldier

We left Heero Yuy and Wing Zero traveling throughout the colonies looking for new volunteers for the Preventers. No luck so far. While traveling through the colonies, Heero meets up with a suspicious (and strange) soldier near the gate of the city. Zechs: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Heero and Wing Zero watch in amazement as Zechs beats down a assassin in a Leo Mobile suit (Zechs is in the Tallgeese)] Assassin: OH! Ek! Ahhh!!! Zechs: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [This battle goes on practically forever, which makes Heero very angry] Heero: FINISH HIM OFF SO WE CAN GET ON WITH THE REST OF THE STORY!!! [Zechs takes his Beam saber and slices through the Leo. Heero grins and continues toward the Tallgeese] Heero: You fight pretty well, how come you were holding back? [silence] I am Heero Yuy, Pilot of Gundam 01. [silence] I seek the finest soldiers from the past war to join the Preventers. [silence] You are a fine soldier. Will you join me? [silence] ..what a wise ass..lets get out of here Zero. Zechs: No one gets past me. Heero: It's odvious you don't want to join me. Let me go into the city! Zechs: Then you shall die. Heero: I command you as Prince of the Stars to stand aside! Zechs: I move for no one. Not without a fight! Heero: So be it! [Wing Zero and the Tallgeese duke it out in front of the city. This was really no surprise for the people who lived in the city. They knew their gate guard Zechs was an egomaniac anyways. So they paid no mind on what was going on. Wing Zero chops off the Tallgeese left arm. Smoke and sparks filled Zech's cockpit.] Heero: Now let me through Zechs! Zechs: 'Tis just a minor malfunction. Heero: A malfunction? Your arm's off! Zechs: Your just trying to distract me! Heero: Then what's that then? Zechs: I've had worse. Heero: You liar! Zechs: Come on you chicken wuss! [Zechs and Heero duke it out some more. The citizens were enjoying their picnic's in the park and paying no mine to the amount of smoke and gasses within the air. Wing Zero then chops the Tallgeeses right arm off.] Heero: The battle is mine! *wiping the sweat off his forehead* Finally, I can now continue with my.. Zechs: HoHo! It's not over with yet! *Tallgeese kicks Wing Zero* Heero: What the hell do you think you're doing?? Zechs: I can still fight! Heero: Have you completely lost it? I just won the battle. Zechs: So you had enough, Eh? Heero: Look you stupid bastard. Your Mobile Suit has no arms left. Zechs: Tis just a flesh wound! *Tallgeese kicks Wing Zero again* Heero: IT'S NOT EVEN HUMAN! Knock it off! Zechs: Chicken Wuss! *kicks* Chickenn Wusss! Heero: Oh that's it! *chops off Tallgeeses right leg* Zechs: You'll pay for that! Heero: Sure I will. Zechs: Get over here! Heero: What are you going to do, smoke me out? Zechs: I'm invincible! Heero: You're a narcissist and a loony. Zechs: Zechs Marques always triumphs! Come on, then. *Chops Tallgeeses left leg off* Heero: Heh. Ok, we'll call it a draw. Come Wing Zero. [Heero and Wing Zero ride off into the city, leaving a very pissed off Zechs in shambles] Zechs: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away are you Heero Yuy? You yellow bastard! Come and take what's coming to you. I'll trash your Gundam!!!

End of Scene 4. Scene 5 will be here soon. REVIEW!!!