Here's scene five! I've got lots of free time to work on this fanfic,
hopefully getting it finished before school starts up again. For those
people who are Blonde, please don't get mad at me. I'm not a Blonde hair
person hater. My bf is blonde for goodness sake! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (plain and simple)
Presenting:
Gundam Wing and the Holy Gundam [Scene 5] Burn the Blonde
Chinese Monks: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. [HIYA!] Pie Iesu domine,... [HIYA!] ...dona eis requiem. [HIYA!] Pie Iesu domine,... [HIYA!] ...dona eis requiem Crowd of Perfect Peace Followers(CPPF): A blonde! A blonde! A blonde! We've found a blonde! A blonde! A blonde! A blonde! We've got a blonde! A blonde! A blonde! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a blonde! A blonde! A blonde! A blonde! Citizen#1: We have found a blonde. May we burn her? CPPF: Burn her! Burn her! Burn Her! Burn Her! Wufei: Geez, using primitive ways to kill people. How do you know she is a blonde? Citizen#2: She looks like one. CPPF: Right! Yeah! Yeah!
Wufei: Bring her to me.
Sally: I am a blonde, but not a witch!
Wufei: But, you look like one.
Sally: They dressed me up like this.
CPPF: No we didn't! We didn't!
Sally: This isn't my nose either. It's a fake one glued onto me.
Wufei: Well?
Citizen#1: Fine, we put the nose on her when she was sleeping.
Wufei: Just the nose?
Citizen#1: And the wart, but she is a blonde and a witch!
Citizen#2: Yeah!
CPPF: Burn her! Yeah! Yeeah!
Wufei: You people are weak! Did you dress her up like this?
CPPF: No! No! No! No! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Wufei: What makes you think this woman is a witch?
Citizen#1: She's a docter!
Citizen#2: She cures diseases that are not curable!
Citizen#3: She turned me into a newt!
Wufei: A what?
Citizen#3: You don't know what a newt is?
Wufei: Whatever one is, you sure look like one. *Snickers*
Citizen#3: Hey! I got better!
Citizen#2: Burn her anyways! CPPF: Burn her! Burn her!..
Wufei: SHUT UP! It's not like anyone else in this crowd is blonde too.uhhh
[See's that most of the citizens have black hair or bald]
Wufei: Ok Ok! My bad. If this woman was a witch, what would you do with her?
Citizen#1: Burn her!
CPPF: Burn her! Burn her!
Wufei: Oh geez, what do you burn besides witches?
Citizen#2: More witches!
Citizen#3: She's the only witch her you moron.
Citizen#1: Wood!
Wufei: Very good, I guess your not as dumb as I thought. Here's your next question: How do you tell if she's made of wood?
Citizen#3: Build a shrine out of her!
Wufei: Decent, but you can make shrines out of stone and other metals can you?
CPPF: Oh yeah..he's right!
Wufei: Errrr..can wood float or sink?
Citizen#2: It floats! It floats! What's my prize?
Wufei: Knowing that fact that your somewhat smart. What else floats in water?
CPPF: Bread! Plants! Boats! Gundanimum!
Wufei: Whoever said Gundanium is a complete idiot.
Heero: (From out of nowhere) A duck.
Wufei: Very good sir. You must be the brightest of the bunch.
Citizen#2: So if she weighs the same as a duck.then she's made of wood..
Wufei: Which makes her a what?
CPPF: A WITCH!!! Yay!
Citizen#3: I've got a duck! Use my duck!
Wufei: Very well then. Use the scales in front of the shrine.
[They place Sally and the duck onto the scales and notices that she weighs less than a duck]
CPPF: A witch! A blonde! A witch! A Blonde Witch! A Blonde Witch!
Sally: I hate you Wufei Chang!
Wufei: Glad you feel that way.
Heero: You're pretty smart. How do you put up with such stupid people.
Wufei: The fact is that they're weak and I'm strong.
Heero: I guess I can't argue with you there.
Wufei: Who are you anyways? Most people can't get into the city because of our egomatic guard.
Heero: I'm Heero Yuy from the Preventers.
Wufei: So your the Prince of the Stars? The Strongest Warrior? *bows*
Heero: Would you like to become a Preventer? We could use smart people like you.
Wufei: I'd be honored to.
Heero: What's your name anyways?
Wufei: I'm Wufei Chang. *points up* and this is my Gundam Nataku.
Heero: Another Gundam? This is turning out better than I though. Alright Wufei, our destination is Earth.
REVIEW!!!! (
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (plain and simple)
Presenting:
Gundam Wing and the Holy Gundam [Scene 5] Burn the Blonde
Chinese Monks: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. [HIYA!] Pie Iesu domine,... [HIYA!] ...dona eis requiem. [HIYA!] Pie Iesu domine,... [HIYA!] ...dona eis requiem Crowd of Perfect Peace Followers(CPPF): A blonde! A blonde! A blonde! We've found a blonde! A blonde! A blonde! A blonde! We've got a blonde! A blonde! A blonde! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a blonde! A blonde! A blonde! A blonde! Citizen#1: We have found a blonde. May we burn her? CPPF: Burn her! Burn her! Burn Her! Burn Her! Wufei: Geez, using primitive ways to kill people. How do you know she is a blonde? Citizen#2: She looks like one. CPPF: Right! Yeah! Yeah!
Wufei: Bring her to me.
Sally: I am a blonde, but not a witch!
Wufei: But, you look like one.
Sally: They dressed me up like this.
CPPF: No we didn't! We didn't!
Sally: This isn't my nose either. It's a fake one glued onto me.
Wufei: Well?
Citizen#1: Fine, we put the nose on her when she was sleeping.
Wufei: Just the nose?
Citizen#1: And the wart, but she is a blonde and a witch!
Citizen#2: Yeah!
CPPF: Burn her! Yeah! Yeeah!
Wufei: You people are weak! Did you dress her up like this?
CPPF: No! No! No! No! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Wufei: What makes you think this woman is a witch?
Citizen#1: She's a docter!
Citizen#2: She cures diseases that are not curable!
Citizen#3: She turned me into a newt!
Wufei: A what?
Citizen#3: You don't know what a newt is?
Wufei: Whatever one is, you sure look like one. *Snickers*
Citizen#3: Hey! I got better!
Citizen#2: Burn her anyways! CPPF: Burn her! Burn her!..
Wufei: SHUT UP! It's not like anyone else in this crowd is blonde too.uhhh
[See's that most of the citizens have black hair or bald]
Wufei: Ok Ok! My bad. If this woman was a witch, what would you do with her?
Citizen#1: Burn her!
CPPF: Burn her! Burn her!
Wufei: Oh geez, what do you burn besides witches?
Citizen#2: More witches!
Citizen#3: She's the only witch her you moron.
Citizen#1: Wood!
Wufei: Very good, I guess your not as dumb as I thought. Here's your next question: How do you tell if she's made of wood?
Citizen#3: Build a shrine out of her!
Wufei: Decent, but you can make shrines out of stone and other metals can you?
CPPF: Oh yeah..he's right!
Wufei: Errrr..can wood float or sink?
Citizen#2: It floats! It floats! What's my prize?
Wufei: Knowing that fact that your somewhat smart. What else floats in water?
CPPF: Bread! Plants! Boats! Gundanimum!
Wufei: Whoever said Gundanium is a complete idiot.
Heero: (From out of nowhere) A duck.
Wufei: Very good sir. You must be the brightest of the bunch.
Citizen#2: So if she weighs the same as a duck.then she's made of wood..
Wufei: Which makes her a what?
CPPF: A WITCH!!! Yay!
Citizen#3: I've got a duck! Use my duck!
Wufei: Very well then. Use the scales in front of the shrine.
[They place Sally and the duck onto the scales and notices that she weighs less than a duck]
CPPF: A witch! A blonde! A witch! A Blonde Witch! A Blonde Witch!
Sally: I hate you Wufei Chang!
Wufei: Glad you feel that way.
Heero: You're pretty smart. How do you put up with such stupid people.
Wufei: The fact is that they're weak and I'm strong.
Heero: I guess I can't argue with you there.
Wufei: Who are you anyways? Most people can't get into the city because of our egomatic guard.
Heero: I'm Heero Yuy from the Preventers.
Wufei: So your the Prince of the Stars? The Strongest Warrior? *bows*
Heero: Would you like to become a Preventer? We could use smart people like you.
Wufei: I'd be honored to.
Heero: What's your name anyways?
Wufei: I'm Wufei Chang. *points up* and this is my Gundam Nataku.
Heero: Another Gundam? This is turning out better than I though. Alright Wufei, our destination is Earth.
REVIEW!!!! (