The cast of Weiß Kreuz and Sailormoon present: The Little Mermaid

By Dreama Tsuki

Chapter two: "the ecchi king of the women who don't wear much"

I don't own Sailormoon, Weiß Kreuz, or the Little Mermaid, plus I don't have that much money either….. Let the show begin!

Guide:

Normal text("Yohji is hot")- when there is no production going on

Stage text("Yohji: ::is hot::")-production is going on.

Text-singing

The cast assembles on the set, Crawford, the director, is nowhere in sight. Schuldich found a note from him stating that the cast was to begin production now and do it right, or else.

"But we haven't even practiced!" Yohji complained, "I think we need to work in the kissing scene." He winked at Usagi who blushed.

"Lets just start so I can get this over with," Ken said, still sour over his bad luck.

"Yeah," said Haruka glaring at Yohji, "

::Scene One-opens to a bunch of sailors-Taiki, Yaten, Seiya, Umino, and the Taketori family- singing as they work on the ship. Prince Eric(Yohji) is looking at the Ocean while Grimsby(Aya) leans over the ship, sick.::

I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue and it's hey, to the starboard, heave ho look out,

lad, a mermaid be waiting for you in mysterious fathoms below.

Eric(Yohji): ::leaing over the side of the ship:: Isn't this great? The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face. ::looks over to Grimsby smiling:: A perfect day to be at sea!

Grimsby (Aya): Oh, yes .::gag:: delightful ::leans over side::

Yohji: Yo! Haven't we done this scene already?

Ken: That was the audition!

Yohji: Oh yeah, okay move on…

Extra (Yaten): ::dully: A fine strong wind a following sea. ::yawn:: King Triton must be in a friendly type mood…. Why are we doing this again?

Seiya: Because Odango asked us to come ::Yaten and Taiki roll their eyes::

Eric (Yohji): ::twitching from all the interruptions:: King Triton?

Extra (Umino): ::appears in that creepy way Umino does:: Why, ruler of the merpeople laddy. ::pushes up his glasses and takes out a book:: Thought every good sailor know about him.

Grimsby (Aya: Merpeople… Eric, pay no attention... To this nautical nonsense.

Sailor (Umino): It's not nonsense! It's the truth. Books and the internet never lie! ::waves a fish(Ami) in Grimsby's face:: Down in the depths of the ocean they live Oh!

Grimsby (Aya): ::Takes out a katana and moves to slice Ami up::

Fish(Ami): AH! ::leaps overboard into a tank that looks like it was stolen from the local aquarium, it's got mini fish tank castles and scuba divers as decorations::

In mysterious fathoms below

Fish(Ami) : Whew! ::begins to swim around in the tank and is soon joined by other extras while the set is changed for the new scene, when it is done being changed, all the extras get back on the set and gather in a sort of audience::

Sea Horse (Michiru): Ahem. His royal highness, King Triton .::Triton(Schuldich) comes out waving and audience boos, he takes out his gun and glares. Audience cheers madly: Oh my ::clears throat:: And presenting the distinguished court composer,  Horatio Felonious Ignacious Crustaceous Sebastian! ::Ken comes out on crutches. The audience makes no noises, a small cough is heard::

Sebastian (Ken): This isn't fair…

Triton  (Schuldich): I'm really looking forward to this performance ::snicker:: Sebastian.

Sebastian (Ken): You just watch! This will be the best god damn performance you have ever seen! Screw the fact that I didn't get the part I wanted!

Triton  (Schuldich): Yes, and especially my little Ariel. After all you gave her private lessons.

Sebastian (Ken): What?! I did no such thing! You liar! You pervert! You-! ::realizes they are in the middle of filming:: I mean yes… she has a beautiful voice… if only she would come to rehearsal once and awhile.. ::goes over to the band and they start to play as the curtain opens and extras (Sheriet, Kakyuu Princess, and Ouka) come out and dance::

Extras (triton's daughters):

We are the daughters of Triton

great father who loves us and named us well

Aquata

Andrina

Arista

Attina

Adella

Alana

and then there is the youngest in her

musical debut ::shell rises from floor::

our seventh little sister, we're

presenting her to you

to sing a song Sebastian wrote her voice

is like a bell

she's our sister, Ari......::shell opens to reveal it is empty, girls gasp, and Triton (Schuldich) is angry::

Triton (Schuldich): Why the hell aren't they taking off their clothes?!

(To be continued)