Wouldn't it just be hilarious if these scenes actually happened in any of
the HP books? I know all Harry Potter fans would be dead from an overdose
of humor!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, except for my ears. And my hair. And my eyes. And my toes…
Rating: PG-13 (Some adult situations)
Why did I write this: I am bored and just got home from the funniest thing in the world.
What did I Just get back from: Harry breaks in. Harry: If you keep talking about yourself, I will use Aveda Kedavera on you! Ohhh, nananana you cant get me…
Scene One:
Harry: (dressed in a tux) (stands there, looking buff)
Hermione: (dressed like a freaky Scarlet Woman(in the words of ron) and talking all seducey like) What did you say your name was again?
Harry: Potter, Hary Potter.
Voldemort: His name is Meat, Dead meat.
Harry points his wand at Voldemort
Harry: YOU DIE NOW!!!!
Me: CUT! Harry, you are supposed to just kill him, not tell him he will die.
Harry: Why if I ever get my hands on you.
Me: (Makes Harry strip down and lick my feet)
Scene Two:
Ron: I'm a litle Weasly, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout…
Hermione: Ron, that is disgusting!
Ron: (Snickers)
Scene Three:
Group of people singing: Harry, Harry, Harry Potter, watch out for that ooh, ahh…
Hermione: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Me: Bludger.
Ron: (Starts chasing after me with club)
Me: NANANANANANA you cant get me!)
Scene Four:
Draco: I can fly!
Hermione: Draco, I think your tights are a little to tight.
Draco: Why do you say that?
Hermione: I think your little lost boy is coming out for a peek!
Draco: I am gonna kill that author!
Me: teehee! You cant get me!
Draco: Yep
Me: No
Draco: Yep
Me: shoots draco with tazer.
Draco: falls to the floor. Twitches
Author's Note: If you want more scenes, please review. I need ideas. Email them to me at squigglez07@aol.com
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, except for my ears. And my hair. And my eyes. And my toes…
Rating: PG-13 (Some adult situations)
Why did I write this: I am bored and just got home from the funniest thing in the world.
What did I Just get back from: Harry breaks in. Harry: If you keep talking about yourself, I will use Aveda Kedavera on you! Ohhh, nananana you cant get me…
Scene One:
Harry: (dressed in a tux) (stands there, looking buff)
Hermione: (dressed like a freaky Scarlet Woman(in the words of ron) and talking all seducey like) What did you say your name was again?
Harry: Potter, Hary Potter.
Voldemort: His name is Meat, Dead meat.
Harry points his wand at Voldemort
Harry: YOU DIE NOW!!!!
Me: CUT! Harry, you are supposed to just kill him, not tell him he will die.
Harry: Why if I ever get my hands on you.
Me: (Makes Harry strip down and lick my feet)
Scene Two:
Ron: I'm a litle Weasly, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout…
Hermione: Ron, that is disgusting!
Ron: (Snickers)
Scene Three:
Group of people singing: Harry, Harry, Harry Potter, watch out for that ooh, ahh…
Hermione: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Me: Bludger.
Ron: (Starts chasing after me with club)
Me: NANANANANANA you cant get me!)
Scene Four:
Draco: I can fly!
Hermione: Draco, I think your tights are a little to tight.
Draco: Why do you say that?
Hermione: I think your little lost boy is coming out for a peek!
Draco: I am gonna kill that author!
Me: teehee! You cant get me!
Draco: Yep
Me: No
Draco: Yep
Me: shoots draco with tazer.
Draco: falls to the floor. Twitches
Author's Note: If you want more scenes, please review. I need ideas. Email them to me at squigglez07@aol.com