Wouldn't it just be hilarious if these scenes actually happened in any of the HP books? I know all Harry Potter fans would be dead from an overdose of humor!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, except for my ears. And my hair. And my eyes. And my toes.

Rating: PG-13 (Some adult situations)

Why did I write this: I am bored and just got home from the funniest thing in the world.

Why it took me so long: Harry runs in holding a gun. Harry: I'm gonna kill you once and for all. Me: Shoots Harry with a tazer . Harry: Falls to ground. Twitches.

Scene Four

Hermione: Runs down into GCR naked.

Ron: Looks at Hermione. WOW!

Hermione: Looks down. Uh oh, I studied so much I have no clothes on. Sits on Rons lap.

Ron: Giggles.

Hermione: Screams.

Dobby: Runs in and pushes Harry out the window.

Harry: Falls out the window.

Me: Giggles.

Scene Five

Dave: Runs in. I don't belong here. Kills himself. Dies.

Me: Shakes head disgustingly.

Ron: Giggles.

Dobby: Eats himself.

Sirius: Runs in as a dog.

Harry: Rides sirius around like a horse.

Hermione: I know! It's all in Hogwarts a History!

Me: HERMIONE FOR GOD'S SAKE SHUT THE HELL UP!

Hermione: Sticks out her tongue.

Me: I would be careful. I will bite that off.

Hermione: Hides in a corner whimpering.

Scene Six Harry: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Pants!

Me: What the hell?

Hermione: Harry isn't wearing any pants.

Harry: Looks down. Screams like a girl.

Ron: Giggles.

Me: Shakes head in disgust.

Harry: I WILL KILL YOU WHITNEY!

Me: Not if you can't catch me.

Harry: Chases Whitney

Me: Shoots Harry with a tazer.

Harry: falls to ground. twitches.

Draco: runs in, and licks my feet

Me: leans back. This is the life.