Title: Forever Lost: Parody/Bloopers
Warnings: comedy, parodies from many comedy movies
summary: It's an angsty story. I decided that I should throw some humor
in there. And yes, one of these scenes is Taken from Austin Powers 2... I
just couldn't resist...
Scene: Part 1/ Chapter 1 Eimur and Han in the Hangar
Eimur: Whatever, smuggler. I am not a Jedi, even if I was trained in the arts. This job is far too easy however... *Moves his hand over the area of the lost object. The tool immediately jittered briefly against the bottom of the deep compartment before flinging upwards, startling him slightly and hitting him in the head.* Han: *laughing his ass off.* Eimur: DAMN!!! That hurt!!! Dammit, it's not funny, Harrison!!! Ohh... Ow... *touches head gingerly.* George Lucas: *snickers, waving for them to cut the tape.* Me: *snickers, shaking her head before switching off the camera.*
Scene: Part 1/ Chapter 1 Eimur and Han in the Hangar Take 2
Eimur: Whatever, smuggler. I am not a Jedi, even if I was trained in the arts. This job is far too easy however... *Moves his hand over the area of the lost object. The tool immediately jittered briefly against the bottom of the deep compartment before flinging upwards and to the left, smacking Han.* AH!! Han: Goddamit!!! You fucking did that on purpose!!! *tackles him and they begin rolling around on the ground.* You mother fucker...!!! George: *laughs his head off, clapping his hands.* Oh... that's good... Eimur: It's not my fault!!! *runs offstage, Harrison Ford close on his heels.* Me: *snickers, still behind the camera and shrugs before flicking it off.*
Scene: Part 2/ Chapter 1 Ramious and Griggs in the shuttle
Ramious: *groans.* Griggs: Sir, are you alright? *looks concerned.* Ramious: I'm fine, Griggs. Inform the commander that I may be late for today's meeting. I have business to attend to... Griggs: What kind of business? *snickers* Ramious: *wide eyes.* You fucking pervert!!! How can you even THINK that?! George: O.o... Why do I even hire these people...? Me: *laughs her ass off.* Because they're just SO awesome!!
Scene: Part 2/ Chapter 1 The Chair
Ramious: *immediately turned in his pale, white and black chair, only to blink in surprise when it began to jolt back and forth wildly.* AHH!!! This thing is possessed!!! Pawtire(in screen.): Uh... are you alright sir? Me: *laughing so hard it's hard to breathe.* Ramious: Dammmit!!! I've seen this somewhere before!!! Oh man... *crosses his eyes.* I'm getting queasy... George: *snorts, trying not to laugh.* Pawtire: Uh...Sir? Ramious: The power of Christ compels you!!! *kicks the inside of the chair.* Damn thing!!! Stoppit!!! Me: *coughs, still laughing.* That's rich!! Mike Meyers eat your heart out!! Ramious: Damn swivel chairs!! They never work in ANY movie!! George: CUT!! *laughs harder.* Me: *stops the camera, albeit reluctantly.* Aww... do I hafta?
Scene: Part 2/ Chapter 1 A Stowaway?
Officer: Sir, we have found a stowaway on board. What would you like us to do with him, Sir? Ramious: Put him in an empty holding cell. Do not allow ANYONE but me into that cell.... Good GOD that sounds wretched... *gags.* George: *smacks his forehead.* JUST SAY THE LINE!! *laughs.* Me: *snickers.* Oh come on... That was just classic... Eimur: ....He's worse than we were... Han: No kidding... Kenotahn: ...Damn that DID sound wretched... *snickers.* Ramious: I'M SURROUNDED BY PERVERTS!!! George: CUT!! Me: *laughing her ass off but manages to shut the camera off.* Take seven is it?
Scene: Part 1/ Chapter 1 Eimur and Han in the Hangar
Eimur: Whatever, smuggler. I am not a Jedi, even if I was trained in the arts. This job is far too easy however... *Moves his hand over the area of the lost object. The tool immediately jittered briefly against the bottom of the deep compartment before flinging upwards, startling him slightly and hitting him in the head.* Han: *laughing his ass off.* Eimur: DAMN!!! That hurt!!! Dammit, it's not funny, Harrison!!! Ohh... Ow... *touches head gingerly.* George Lucas: *snickers, waving for them to cut the tape.* Me: *snickers, shaking her head before switching off the camera.*
Scene: Part 1/ Chapter 1 Eimur and Han in the Hangar Take 2
Eimur: Whatever, smuggler. I am not a Jedi, even if I was trained in the arts. This job is far too easy however... *Moves his hand over the area of the lost object. The tool immediately jittered briefly against the bottom of the deep compartment before flinging upwards and to the left, smacking Han.* AH!! Han: Goddamit!!! You fucking did that on purpose!!! *tackles him and they begin rolling around on the ground.* You mother fucker...!!! George: *laughs his head off, clapping his hands.* Oh... that's good... Eimur: It's not my fault!!! *runs offstage, Harrison Ford close on his heels.* Me: *snickers, still behind the camera and shrugs before flicking it off.*
Scene: Part 2/ Chapter 1 Ramious and Griggs in the shuttle
Ramious: *groans.* Griggs: Sir, are you alright? *looks concerned.* Ramious: I'm fine, Griggs. Inform the commander that I may be late for today's meeting. I have business to attend to... Griggs: What kind of business? *snickers* Ramious: *wide eyes.* You fucking pervert!!! How can you even THINK that?! George: O.o... Why do I even hire these people...? Me: *laughs her ass off.* Because they're just SO awesome!!
Scene: Part 2/ Chapter 1 The Chair
Ramious: *immediately turned in his pale, white and black chair, only to blink in surprise when it began to jolt back and forth wildly.* AHH!!! This thing is possessed!!! Pawtire(in screen.): Uh... are you alright sir? Me: *laughing so hard it's hard to breathe.* Ramious: Dammmit!!! I've seen this somewhere before!!! Oh man... *crosses his eyes.* I'm getting queasy... George: *snorts, trying not to laugh.* Pawtire: Uh...Sir? Ramious: The power of Christ compels you!!! *kicks the inside of the chair.* Damn thing!!! Stoppit!!! Me: *coughs, still laughing.* That's rich!! Mike Meyers eat your heart out!! Ramious: Damn swivel chairs!! They never work in ANY movie!! George: CUT!! *laughs harder.* Me: *stops the camera, albeit reluctantly.* Aww... do I hafta?
Scene: Part 2/ Chapter 1 A Stowaway?
Officer: Sir, we have found a stowaway on board. What would you like us to do with him, Sir? Ramious: Put him in an empty holding cell. Do not allow ANYONE but me into that cell.... Good GOD that sounds wretched... *gags.* George: *smacks his forehead.* JUST SAY THE LINE!! *laughs.* Me: *snickers.* Oh come on... That was just classic... Eimur: ....He's worse than we were... Han: No kidding... Kenotahn: ...Damn that DID sound wretched... *snickers.* Ramious: I'M SURROUNDED BY PERVERTS!!! George: CUT!! Me: *laughing her ass off but manages to shut the camera off.* Take seven is it?