MIDDLE-EARTH FROM 3 POUNDS A DAY

You hold in your hands a complete guide to Middle-earth. Enjoy all the wonders of this wonderful continent [planet? what IS Middle-earth supposed to be?] and spend only 3 measly pounds every day! All the choice hotels, pubs and restaurants, museums, and other tourist-y places. Also, a special coupon for your I WENT TO MIDDLE-EARTH AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT t-shirt, available exclusively from Middle-earth From 3 Pounds a Day.

Contents
-- Lothlorien: Anduin Cruise and other attractions
-- Rivendell: Tourist sites and historic landmarks
-- The Shire: Adorable Little Hobbit-Holes
-- Choice Pubs & Restaurants
-- The War of the Ring Museum
-- Field of Athelas
-- Crack of Doom hike