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rotten liar!!!
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WHY CANT Snape JUST BAKE A CAKE???
Ch. 2: the cabbage tree!
Harry Potter was walking along the far edge of the forbidden forest one early morning (when I say early, I mean stupidly early) when he noticed something he had never seen before… a hole!!! Not just any hole… a hole right in the middle of the universe!!! He knew that this was a tragedy; if there were a hole in the universe then it would allow ___________ to enter hogwarts from a parallel dimension! He knew this because the little red man in the cabbage tree told him so!!!
So Harry Potter ran to Dumbledore and yelled "Professor Dumbledore! Professor Dumbledore! There is a hole in the middle of the universe!!!"
"Oh no!" Dumbledore sighed, "That means that ___________ can come in via a parallel dimension!"
"Oh no!" yelled Hagrid (who was standing at the door eves dropping), "we must have some tea and scones!!!"
"Yes, Hagrid… tea and scones would be best!" Dumbledore said.
Then Mc Gonagall (?) came in and yelled at the top of her lungs "the killer clowns from Uranus are coming!!! They will kill us all!!! And to make things worse… the trap door keeps letting out strange and wonderful creatures… as well as, it keeps biting off the students fingers!!!"
"Well…" Dumbledore started, "the clowns have an appointment, so do the S 'n' W creatures, as for the finger biting… they deserve it! Serves them right for being nice to it!!!"
"Oh" Mc Gonagall (AN: I dunno how to spell it + I'm too lazy to go get my book and check!) said as she straightened her dress and fixed her hair and left.
"Well," said Harry Potter "I must leave this depressing foundation, I have much to do… and less time to do it in!" he nodded then left, mumbling something about being on 'the quest for the holy grail'.
Anywho… Professor Dumbledore and Hagrid were eating their tea and scones when it started raining confetti!!!
"That could only mean one thing…" Professor Dumbledore said, " ___________ are here!!! Brace yourself, Hagrid!!!"
Then they started running around like chookens with no heads.
"They're coming!!!" yelled Ron.
The whole place was in panic.
Then the front door opened and…
Four *things* walked in… a purple one, a green one, a yellow one and a red one.
"Ahhhhh Ohhhhhhhhh!!!" the *things* yelled in unison.
Lavender brown fainted at the sight but everyone else just screamed their lungs off… Hermione screamed, "It's the teletubbies!!!"
Then the four *things* started singing their theme song (AN: I think we ALL know what it sounds like)
Then everyone started trying to run away but the *things* were covering the front door, so they ever-so stupidly ran UP the stairs! But… at the top of the stairs there was a doorway leading into the land under the bed!!! So since they ran UP the stairs they were in the land under the bed!!! There was a girl talking to herself… or was she???
"Alright!!! I'm sorry I'm late on my payments!!!" the girl said, "its just… I got fired from my work and on the way home the Oompa Loomas stole all my money!!!"
"Well that's not my problem!!! I want my money F*#K^$G!!!" said a disembodied voice which sounded like it was coming from right in front of the girl.
Anywho… Draco was just standing there, looking gorgeous, when the girl turned around and ran right into him.
"Sorry," the girl said "Mah-taffa mushi oni!?!"
"Fashi nomi aquweeshire mushi gafagafa!!!" Draco replied
"Oh! You speak gibberish?!?!" the girl enquired
"Yes, yes I do!" Draco answered
"My names Hayley." Said the girl
"I'm…" Draco started
"I know who you are!!" Hayley interrupted, "I'm the author, and with my magical bag of tricks I intend to take over the world and earn $4 so I can pay back my debts to the invisible man!!!"
"Can I help?!?" Draco asked
"Yes, you can be my accomplice!! You shall help me rid the world of all that is good and Harry Potter!!! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!"
Anywho… Draco and I went for a walk to the cabbage tree to ask the little red man for advise (he's ALWAYS right) on how to start to take over the world…
Then the world caved in and the teletubbies died (AN: Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!) and everyone appeared in the glitter room behind the charms classroom and who was there?!?!?! None other than…
~*~ TO BE CONTINUED~*~
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R/R!!!! Okay, I wasn't AS high as before but I'm kinda proud of this chapter!!! Who should be in the room??? I'm in decision!!!!
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~DaEvilBunny
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WHY CANT Snape JUST BAKE A CAKE???
Ch. 2: the cabbage tree!
Harry Potter was walking along the far edge of the forbidden forest one early morning (when I say early, I mean stupidly early) when he noticed something he had never seen before… a hole!!! Not just any hole… a hole right in the middle of the universe!!! He knew that this was a tragedy; if there were a hole in the universe then it would allow ___________ to enter hogwarts from a parallel dimension! He knew this because the little red man in the cabbage tree told him so!!!
So Harry Potter ran to Dumbledore and yelled "Professor Dumbledore! Professor Dumbledore! There is a hole in the middle of the universe!!!"
"Oh no!" Dumbledore sighed, "That means that ___________ can come in via a parallel dimension!"
"Oh no!" yelled Hagrid (who was standing at the door eves dropping), "we must have some tea and scones!!!"
"Yes, Hagrid… tea and scones would be best!" Dumbledore said.
Then Mc Gonagall (?) came in and yelled at the top of her lungs "the killer clowns from Uranus are coming!!! They will kill us all!!! And to make things worse… the trap door keeps letting out strange and wonderful creatures… as well as, it keeps biting off the students fingers!!!"
"Well…" Dumbledore started, "the clowns have an appointment, so do the S 'n' W creatures, as for the finger biting… they deserve it! Serves them right for being nice to it!!!"
"Oh" Mc Gonagall (AN: I dunno how to spell it + I'm too lazy to go get my book and check!) said as she straightened her dress and fixed her hair and left.
"Well," said Harry Potter "I must leave this depressing foundation, I have much to do… and less time to do it in!" he nodded then left, mumbling something about being on 'the quest for the holy grail'.
Anywho… Professor Dumbledore and Hagrid were eating their tea and scones when it started raining confetti!!!
"That could only mean one thing…" Professor Dumbledore said, " ___________ are here!!! Brace yourself, Hagrid!!!"
Then they started running around like chookens with no heads.
"They're coming!!!" yelled Ron.
The whole place was in panic.
Then the front door opened and…
Four *things* walked in… a purple one, a green one, a yellow one and a red one.
"Ahhhhh Ohhhhhhhhh!!!" the *things* yelled in unison.
Lavender brown fainted at the sight but everyone else just screamed their lungs off… Hermione screamed, "It's the teletubbies!!!"
Then the four *things* started singing their theme song (AN: I think we ALL know what it sounds like)
Then everyone started trying to run away but the *things* were covering the front door, so they ever-so stupidly ran UP the stairs! But… at the top of the stairs there was a doorway leading into the land under the bed!!! So since they ran UP the stairs they were in the land under the bed!!! There was a girl talking to herself… or was she???
"Alright!!! I'm sorry I'm late on my payments!!!" the girl said, "its just… I got fired from my work and on the way home the Oompa Loomas stole all my money!!!"
"Well that's not my problem!!! I want my money F*#K^$G!!!" said a disembodied voice which sounded like it was coming from right in front of the girl.
Anywho… Draco was just standing there, looking gorgeous, when the girl turned around and ran right into him.
"Sorry," the girl said "Mah-taffa mushi oni!?!"
"Fashi nomi aquweeshire mushi gafagafa!!!" Draco replied
"Oh! You speak gibberish?!?!" the girl enquired
"Yes, yes I do!" Draco answered
"My names Hayley." Said the girl
"I'm…" Draco started
"I know who you are!!" Hayley interrupted, "I'm the author, and with my magical bag of tricks I intend to take over the world and earn $4 so I can pay back my debts to the invisible man!!!"
"Can I help?!?" Draco asked
"Yes, you can be my accomplice!! You shall help me rid the world of all that is good and Harry Potter!!! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!"
Anywho… Draco and I went for a walk to the cabbage tree to ask the little red man for advise (he's ALWAYS right) on how to start to take over the world…
Then the world caved in and the teletubbies died (AN: Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!) and everyone appeared in the glitter room behind the charms classroom and who was there?!?!?! None other than…
~*~ TO BE CONTINUED~*~
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R/R!!!! Okay, I wasn't AS high as before but I'm kinda proud of this chapter!!! Who should be in the room??? I'm in decision!!!!
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~DaEvilBunny
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