Disclaimers: I have nothing but a strange yet amusing brain, I guess.
Archived: Yume Maxwell-Yuy (www.geocities.com/maxwell_yuy2002/)
Warning: OOC, Weirdish, Yaoi 2x1, and 3x4, a little limy, meant be slightly humorous, and that's about it.
Note: I was bored! Enjoy!
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Haunted
Part 8
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"Nani?! It's not here!" Duo shouted running around the room and looking under everything for the snake, "How can it just NOT be here?! I know we left it right here!"
"Maybe there wasn't a snake." Wufei said.
Duo gave him a glare, "Are you saying that I'm a liar?"
Duo Maxwell was NOT a liar no matter what circumstances.
"Well what about the guys that I saw?"
"That's...different. I had a witness and he shot it."
"Duo..." Heero tried to silenced his lover. No use there. Never was, never will.
Duo scratched his head, "Well Heero, where do you think a dead snake would slither off to?"
Heero shrugged. He really didn't care, because deep down, he really didn't like snakes.
Besides, Duo would protect him!
"Duo, forget about it, snakes aren't revelant to our mission." Trowa said void of any emotion.
Quatre, trying to calm the boy down, agreed, "Honest! You don't need to prove that there was a snake or anything."
Duo slowed down and looked at Quatre, "I guess you're right. No use crying over spilt milk."
Heero nodded.
"Seeing that there isn't anything here, we should be turning in," Trowa glanced at his watch that read 9:30 PM, "It's late. Just don't let your guard down. See you in the morning?" The other pliots said their good nights to each other as they exited Duo and Heero's room.
"Now that they're all gone," Duo threw Heero on the bed, "we can have some fun..."
Heero grinned widely.
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"K'so! They haven't even waited thirty minutes after they've eaten!" Wufei cursed already being able to hear the squeaking bed in Duo and Heero's room not to forget, Duo and Heero themselves, "I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight!"
Wufei didn't know how right he was. He had NO idea.
SqueakSqueak
"Ugh!"
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Quatre looked over in the squeaky room's direction. He sighed. His comrades were so shameless.
"Something wrong, koi?"
"No," Quatre shook his head. Trowa didn't buy that crap...he's...Trowa! Trowa went over by the bed where Quatre was sitting and sat by him. Quatre rested his head on his koibito's shoulder and closed his eyes.
Trowa kissed his beloved Quatre, "I think we should finish what we started..."
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"Shimatta! Not them, too!" Wufei shouted covering his ears, "Double the squeaking?! I can't live like this!"
Wufei grabbed a flat, round, hand-held device. He stretched a band around his head and turned it on. The Chinese boy was going to drown the noise out with his Sony Walkman TM. Thank Buddha for music!
About an hour later...
Wufei paused his Walkman. Silence. There was silence.
"Thank-"
SqueakSqueak
Wufei glared, "How can they be this horny at age 15???"
Wufei resumed his music. This could take awhile. Thank Buddha for spare batteries.
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At around 11 o'clock, everything was quiet. The beds stopped squeaking, and Wufei was sorting out his supply of tissues.
"Nah, Heero?" Duo asked laying on his side.
"Nani?" Heero answered turning to face him.
"I think this mission is stupid."
Heero blinked, "Why do you say that?"
"Because I think Relena's own puppets can find her themselves." Duo paused, "Who assigned this for us anyways?"
"..."
"Heero?"
"..."
"Heero, I know you know."
"..."
"Heero Yuy, answer me."
"...I...um...volunteered."
"NANI?!" eyes grewing wide, Duo shouted as Heero cringed, "You volunteered us?!"
"Well-" Heero started but was cut off by his lover.
"How could you do that???"
"I uh-"
"So, I could of been at HOME with YOU?"
"Um-"
"Heero!" Duo whinned, "Why? Whywhywhywhywhywhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy???"
"I don't know!"
"You don't know?"
"But believe me, I wouldn't have done it if you weren't going to come."
Duo gave Heero a long look and the Japanese boy returned the stare.
Finally, Duo broke his gaze, he knew that he never had a chance in a staring contest with Heero.
"Are you mad at me?"
Duo was quiet.
"Duo-chan?"
Duo-chan???
"No," Duo hugged Heero, "I guess I could be happy."
"Nani? Why?"
"We got to try out a new place for se-"
"Duo!" Heero hit Duo with a pillow.
"Just kidding, just kidding." Duo said protecting himself from the soft blows. Heero got out of the bed, "Matteo, where are you going?"
"To brush my teeth."
Duo quirked an eyebrow, "Nani?"
"I have Duo-Germs in my mouth."
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Trowa had just finished taking a shower and Quatre was in the middle of dressing when the light flickered. Quatre looked up at the lamp that flickered.
Nothing.
Quatre resumed dressing.
The light flickered.
"Hm..." Trowa mummbled beginning to dress himself, "I guess this house isn't as great as we thought."
"I guess not." Quatre finished dressing and walked to their bags.
"What are you doing, koi?"
Quatre handed Trowa his flashlight that all of the Gundam Pilots had packed, "I have a strange feeling we'll be needing this."
"I hope that we don't." Trowa grabbed his green flashlight.
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The light flickered.
"K'so, that's the third time!" Duo said.
"Do you think that means-"
"Nah, all houses like this have problems like these."
"I'll get the flashli-" Duo grabbed his koibito's wrist and placed him on his lap.
"Don't worry! It'll probably pass..."
Heero looked at Duo, then up at the light.
It flickered again.
"Duo...I-"
Bizztbuzz
The lights went out.
"Shimatta!" Duo exclaimed.
"You were saying?"
Duo grinned.
"Um...Hee-chan, can you get the flashlights?"
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Wufei turned on his red flashlight. He cursed in every language he knew. Why did the lights have to go out while he was reading his letter from Sally? Was it a sign of Nataku's rejecting his attractions for her? Nah! The old house must of blown a fuse.
ArfArf
'What was that?' he asked himself.
ArfArf
'It sounded like a dog!'
ArfArf
'But what was a dog doing here?'
PatPatPat
'Footsteps?'
PatPatPat
Someone was running through the halls! Wufei got up and run towards the door. There was no way this person was going to get away. Nuh-uh. Wu-man wanted to go home.
Wufei ran out the door flashlight in hand.
There was no one insight in the moonlit halls. Except...
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"Duo!"
"Yeah, I heard it Heero! Sounds like our waltz, ne?"
"Let's dance."
The two ran out of the room to find who the hell was running around outside.
No one.
No one, but Wufei who was looking around with his flashlight.
"Wu? Did you hear it?"
"Yeah, I came out here, but there isn't anyone..."
"Guys!" It was Quatre and Trowa.
"Quat, did you hear it too?"
"Yes. Look! A dog!" Quatre pointed to the end of the hall. There was indeed a dog, a puppy with wide eyes.
ArfArf
"I think it's trying to tell us something!" Quatre cried.
"Um...hate to bust your bubble, but this ain't Lassie, Quat." Duo said patting Quatre on the shoulder.
"Oh, yeah, sorry."
ArfArf
The little dog ran downstairs.
Suddenly a man ran passed the front door.
"Chotto matte!" Wufei shouted and followed the man, the others not far behind. Reaching the bottom of the stairs, Wufei slipped.
Wufei slipped!
WUFEI. SLIPPED!
The WU-MAN. SLIPPED.
As is 'who the hell left this banana peel here?!', that kind of slip.
He has SUCH sucky timing.
As he was fixing to stand up, Wufei held the railing for support and-
"Ahh!"
"Wufei!" The Gundam Pilots yelled.
That wasn't a good sign...or was it?
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TBC?
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What did you think?
Oh yeah, ArfArf is the best sound I could think of. I don't really like BarkBark, or WoofWoof, and Meow was definitely out of the question. It's a little puppy!
BTW, if I don't post as fast as I used to, it's because my internet is down, and I HATE IT!!!
Ja ne!
Archived: Yume Maxwell-Yuy (www.geocities.com/maxwell_yuy2002/)
Warning: OOC, Weirdish, Yaoi 2x1, and 3x4, a little limy, meant be slightly humorous, and that's about it.
Note: I was bored! Enjoy!
~!~!~!~!~
Haunted
Part 8
~!~!~!~!~
"Nani?! It's not here!" Duo shouted running around the room and looking under everything for the snake, "How can it just NOT be here?! I know we left it right here!"
"Maybe there wasn't a snake." Wufei said.
Duo gave him a glare, "Are you saying that I'm a liar?"
Duo Maxwell was NOT a liar no matter what circumstances.
"Well what about the guys that I saw?"
"That's...different. I had a witness and he shot it."
"Duo..." Heero tried to silenced his lover. No use there. Never was, never will.
Duo scratched his head, "Well Heero, where do you think a dead snake would slither off to?"
Heero shrugged. He really didn't care, because deep down, he really didn't like snakes.
Besides, Duo would protect him!
"Duo, forget about it, snakes aren't revelant to our mission." Trowa said void of any emotion.
Quatre, trying to calm the boy down, agreed, "Honest! You don't need to prove that there was a snake or anything."
Duo slowed down and looked at Quatre, "I guess you're right. No use crying over spilt milk."
Heero nodded.
"Seeing that there isn't anything here, we should be turning in," Trowa glanced at his watch that read 9:30 PM, "It's late. Just don't let your guard down. See you in the morning?" The other pliots said their good nights to each other as they exited Duo and Heero's room.
"Now that they're all gone," Duo threw Heero on the bed, "we can have some fun..."
Heero grinned widely.
~!~!~!~!~
"K'so! They haven't even waited thirty minutes after they've eaten!" Wufei cursed already being able to hear the squeaking bed in Duo and Heero's room not to forget, Duo and Heero themselves, "I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight!"
Wufei didn't know how right he was. He had NO idea.
SqueakSqueak
"Ugh!"
~!~!~!~!~
Quatre looked over in the squeaky room's direction. He sighed. His comrades were so shameless.
"Something wrong, koi?"
"No," Quatre shook his head. Trowa didn't buy that crap...he's...Trowa! Trowa went over by the bed where Quatre was sitting and sat by him. Quatre rested his head on his koibito's shoulder and closed his eyes.
Trowa kissed his beloved Quatre, "I think we should finish what we started..."
~!~!~!~!~
"Shimatta! Not them, too!" Wufei shouted covering his ears, "Double the squeaking?! I can't live like this!"
Wufei grabbed a flat, round, hand-held device. He stretched a band around his head and turned it on. The Chinese boy was going to drown the noise out with his Sony Walkman TM. Thank Buddha for music!
About an hour later...
Wufei paused his Walkman. Silence. There was silence.
"Thank-"
SqueakSqueak
Wufei glared, "How can they be this horny at age 15???"
Wufei resumed his music. This could take awhile. Thank Buddha for spare batteries.
~!~!~!~!~
At around 11 o'clock, everything was quiet. The beds stopped squeaking, and Wufei was sorting out his supply of tissues.
"Nah, Heero?" Duo asked laying on his side.
"Nani?" Heero answered turning to face him.
"I think this mission is stupid."
Heero blinked, "Why do you say that?"
"Because I think Relena's own puppets can find her themselves." Duo paused, "Who assigned this for us anyways?"
"..."
"Heero?"
"..."
"Heero, I know you know."
"..."
"Heero Yuy, answer me."
"...I...um...volunteered."
"NANI?!" eyes grewing wide, Duo shouted as Heero cringed, "You volunteered us?!"
"Well-" Heero started but was cut off by his lover.
"How could you do that???"
"I uh-"
"So, I could of been at HOME with YOU?"
"Um-"
"Heero!" Duo whinned, "Why? Whywhywhywhywhywhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy???"
"I don't know!"
"You don't know?"
"But believe me, I wouldn't have done it if you weren't going to come."
Duo gave Heero a long look and the Japanese boy returned the stare.
Finally, Duo broke his gaze, he knew that he never had a chance in a staring contest with Heero.
"Are you mad at me?"
Duo was quiet.
"Duo-chan?"
Duo-chan???
"No," Duo hugged Heero, "I guess I could be happy."
"Nani? Why?"
"We got to try out a new place for se-"
"Duo!" Heero hit Duo with a pillow.
"Just kidding, just kidding." Duo said protecting himself from the soft blows. Heero got out of the bed, "Matteo, where are you going?"
"To brush my teeth."
Duo quirked an eyebrow, "Nani?"
"I have Duo-Germs in my mouth."
~!~!~!~!~
Trowa had just finished taking a shower and Quatre was in the middle of dressing when the light flickered. Quatre looked up at the lamp that flickered.
Nothing.
Quatre resumed dressing.
The light flickered.
"Hm..." Trowa mummbled beginning to dress himself, "I guess this house isn't as great as we thought."
"I guess not." Quatre finished dressing and walked to their bags.
"What are you doing, koi?"
Quatre handed Trowa his flashlight that all of the Gundam Pilots had packed, "I have a strange feeling we'll be needing this."
"I hope that we don't." Trowa grabbed his green flashlight.
~!~!~!~!~
The light flickered.
"K'so, that's the third time!" Duo said.
"Do you think that means-"
"Nah, all houses like this have problems like these."
"I'll get the flashli-" Duo grabbed his koibito's wrist and placed him on his lap.
"Don't worry! It'll probably pass..."
Heero looked at Duo, then up at the light.
It flickered again.
"Duo...I-"
Bizztbuzz
The lights went out.
"Shimatta!" Duo exclaimed.
"You were saying?"
Duo grinned.
"Um...Hee-chan, can you get the flashlights?"
~!~!~!~!~
Wufei turned on his red flashlight. He cursed in every language he knew. Why did the lights have to go out while he was reading his letter from Sally? Was it a sign of Nataku's rejecting his attractions for her? Nah! The old house must of blown a fuse.
ArfArf
'What was that?' he asked himself.
ArfArf
'It sounded like a dog!'
ArfArf
'But what was a dog doing here?'
PatPatPat
'Footsteps?'
PatPatPat
Someone was running through the halls! Wufei got up and run towards the door. There was no way this person was going to get away. Nuh-uh. Wu-man wanted to go home.
Wufei ran out the door flashlight in hand.
There was no one insight in the moonlit halls. Except...
~!~!~!~!~
"Duo!"
"Yeah, I heard it Heero! Sounds like our waltz, ne?"
"Let's dance."
The two ran out of the room to find who the hell was running around outside.
No one.
No one, but Wufei who was looking around with his flashlight.
"Wu? Did you hear it?"
"Yeah, I came out here, but there isn't anyone..."
"Guys!" It was Quatre and Trowa.
"Quat, did you hear it too?"
"Yes. Look! A dog!" Quatre pointed to the end of the hall. There was indeed a dog, a puppy with wide eyes.
ArfArf
"I think it's trying to tell us something!" Quatre cried.
"Um...hate to bust your bubble, but this ain't Lassie, Quat." Duo said patting Quatre on the shoulder.
"Oh, yeah, sorry."
ArfArf
The little dog ran downstairs.
Suddenly a man ran passed the front door.
"Chotto matte!" Wufei shouted and followed the man, the others not far behind. Reaching the bottom of the stairs, Wufei slipped.
Wufei slipped!
WUFEI. SLIPPED!
The WU-MAN. SLIPPED.
As is 'who the hell left this banana peel here?!', that kind of slip.
He has SUCH sucky timing.
As he was fixing to stand up, Wufei held the railing for support and-
"Ahh!"
"Wufei!" The Gundam Pilots yelled.
That wasn't a good sign...or was it?
~!~!~!~!~
TBC?
~!~!~!~!~
What did you think?
Oh yeah, ArfArf is the best sound I could think of. I don't really like BarkBark, or WoofWoof, and Meow was definitely out of the question. It's a little puppy!
BTW, if I don't post as fast as I used to, it's because my internet is down, and I HATE IT!!!
Ja ne!