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~Disclaimer~ I own nothing, anyone (or those damn pigeons) says that I do, they are a liar, a dirty, rotten liar!!! (I own the rainbow and I own Rudi and I own Hayley and I stole the magical bag of tricks from Felix that cat! I also own Babaganosh)
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WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE A CAKE???
CH.2 whose wand is bigger?!?
Everyone appeared in the glitter room behind the charms classroom and who was there?!?!?! None other than… Snape!!!! With a hand full of rabid pencils!!!!!
"attack my pretties!!!" Snape yelled and strait away the rabid pencils zoomed around the room before stabbing Harry repeatedly up his nose until he fell on the ground yelling "okay, okay, ill tell you… Snape I love you, I've loved you since I first saw you at the staff table, though I haven't admitted my feelings for you to anyone!!!!"
then Snape took one look at the boy on the ground and was about to say something when lord Voldemort appeared out of nowhere "you can't have him he's mine damn you!!!!" and he whipped out his wand. Harry began laughing
"that's your wand?" he said "god even mine is bigger than that."
"it's not the size counts it's how you use it!" Voldemort said indignantly "besides it's not that small!!!! And I'll bet yours isn't much bigger if at all."
"Well why don't you both just whip 'em out and we can measure them?!?!" said Ginny
"yeah, you would love that, wouldn't you?!?" said Ron
Harry pulled out his wand and it was only the size of your little finger.
"oh, look how small it is!!!!" said Hayley "look at the wand, look at the little wand!!!"
"oh look how much bigger Voldemort's wand is!!!!" said Snape, "I've never seen one so big!!!! I'm melting, I'm melting!!"
"come Snape! Choose" said Voldemort
"look at the wand! Look at the little wand!!" said Hayley
"I choose you, you big hunk 'a' wand!!!" said Snape as he looked at Harry
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Voldemort yelled, "ABERA KADABERA!!!!! BIBBITY BOBBITY BO!!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" everyone screamed except Hayley and Draco
"never!!!" Hayley yelled as she reached into her magical bag of tricks and pulled out a bag of bananas!!! "I wont let you!" she cried as she opened the bag and tipped the bananas on the floor.
"Hayley nooooooo!! Don't it will bring the . . ." Draco began as the leg- humping tree monkeys burst through the non-existent window.
"Oh, it's ok they're just eating the nanas." Hayley started.
"Fool that's what they do just before they . . . no I can't say it's too disturbing." Draco said.
"You Biotch how dare you use such foul language in the presence of a lady" Snape said covering Harry's ears "It is totally disrespectful! Let alone against the law to say . . . fool" he said whispering the word. Then some monkeys came wearing little police hats and driving little tricycles with 'police' written on both sides came and took Snape to gaol for saying fool!!! I think I'll stop saying that horrible word or else they'll try and take me too.
Anywho . . . everyone sat cowering in the corner of the room trying to decide who should be sacrificed to the leg-humping tree monkeys to save the rest.
"I vote Hayley, she brought them here!" cried Ron.
"Why so quick to judge, I recon what REALLY happened was he had them at his command ready to eat my nanas!" Hayley said.
"YEAH!!!" every1 agreed as Draco picked up Ron and threw him to the LHTMs (leg-humping tree monkeys) who started doing his make up and smearing kiwi fruit into his bor-head, while telling him of the benefits of natro- therapy.
"As you know kiwi fruit is full of vitamins and therefore when applied to the skin these vitamins seep in replenishing dry skin and reducing the visibility of pores." One was saying.
While this was happening everyone thought now was the time to nick off to the hedge behind the forbidden forest.
"I hope them there dratted Oompa Loomas are there so I can get me me me my money back" Hayley said sound like one of them there country folk.
"Don't you mean Oompa LoomPas?!?!" enquired Draco sound all the more prestigious due to Hayley's country 'slang?' I guess it's called.
"Now, now you just hang on a sec lassie I, I mean . . . laddie I say what I mean when I mean to say it! Now don't you go telling me what I be meaning to say!" Hayley cried still with her country accent, which made her sound like Lerleen from The Simpsons.
"WHAT?!?!" everyone asked confused.
"Screw yous I ain't gonna talk to you'll if you'll can't learn to listen." And with that Hayley stormed of to get her money back from the Oompa Loomas. Draco, being her accomplice, followed her into the forest. They walked for 3 hours and 3min and 3 sec and 3 micro sec and 3 nano sec (just to be exact) when they came across a rainbow, there was a girl there as well, the girl and the rainbow were whispering sweet nothings into each others ears.
"oh! Hi Rudi!!!" Hayley yelled (dropping the accent)
"hey Hayley!!" the girl yelled back
"wadda ya doing?!?" Hayley asked
"me and the rainbow are gonna get married, we is in love ya know??" Rudi replied
"oh!!!! Me and Draco are trying to take over the world and destroy all that is good and Harry Potter!!" Hayley said
"can we help???? Please please please?!?!?!" Rudi asked
"alright, I spose you can be our jester or sumthin!!" Hayley said
"we need a jester?!?" asked Draco
"yeah… if we is gonna get married and have a castle then we need a jester to kill the original owners and we'll also need a hen." Said Hayley
"oh, ok…" said Draco, "but I thought jesters were 'spost to be funny?!? And why would we need a hen?!? And since when are we getting married?!?"
"I naturally assumed that we would get hungry and I like eggs, I also like rice, but eggs are better, so we need a hen, rainbow, you can be the hen… and we are getting married because I say so and don't say you cant afford to get married because you are rich and jesters aren't funny, you pay them to kill people!!! The mafia are the funny ones!!! Idjit!!!" Hayley said
"oh…" Draco said, "but how did you know I'm rich?!?!" Hayley just glared at him and shook her majikal bag of tricks and said "I have a jester!!!"
"okay" Draco said
"wait a minute!!!" said the rainbow "why do I have to be the hen?!?!"
"yeah!!! Why does the rainbow have to be the hen!!!" yelled Rudi (standing up for her lover)
~ TO BE CONTINED ~
The moral of this chapter is:
Ppl will believe only what they want to.
Applied to Snape thinking Harry had the bigger wand, and Hayley thinking she would be marring Draco, also, every1 thinking Ron was the culprit for the LHTMs.
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WHY DOES THE RAINBOW HAVE TO BE THE HEN???
WHEN DID HAYLEY AND DRACO DECIDE TO GET MARRIED???
WILL SANTA STOP THEM FROM TAKEING OVER THE WORLD???
WHAT IS BEHIND DOOR # 3???
WHO WILL CHECK THE CAKE TO SEE IF IT'S READY???
WHERE IS THE CLOSEST TOILET???
HOW WILL FIREMAN SAM FIND HIS WAY HOME???
Find out in the next chapter!!! Babaganosh!!!
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~DaEvilBunny- yes I am insane, I lost my marbles a loooooooong time ago!!!
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~Disclaimer~ I own nothing, anyone (or those damn pigeons) says that I do, they are a liar, a dirty, rotten liar!!! (I own the rainbow and I own Rudi and I own Hayley and I stole the magical bag of tricks from Felix that cat! I also own Babaganosh)
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WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE A CAKE???
CH.2 whose wand is bigger?!?
Everyone appeared in the glitter room behind the charms classroom and who was there?!?!?! None other than… Snape!!!! With a hand full of rabid pencils!!!!!
"attack my pretties!!!" Snape yelled and strait away the rabid pencils zoomed around the room before stabbing Harry repeatedly up his nose until he fell on the ground yelling "okay, okay, ill tell you… Snape I love you, I've loved you since I first saw you at the staff table, though I haven't admitted my feelings for you to anyone!!!!"
then Snape took one look at the boy on the ground and was about to say something when lord Voldemort appeared out of nowhere "you can't have him he's mine damn you!!!!" and he whipped out his wand. Harry began laughing
"that's your wand?" he said "god even mine is bigger than that."
"it's not the size counts it's how you use it!" Voldemort said indignantly "besides it's not that small!!!! And I'll bet yours isn't much bigger if at all."
"Well why don't you both just whip 'em out and we can measure them?!?!" said Ginny
"yeah, you would love that, wouldn't you?!?" said Ron
Harry pulled out his wand and it was only the size of your little finger.
"oh, look how small it is!!!!" said Hayley "look at the wand, look at the little wand!!!"
"oh look how much bigger Voldemort's wand is!!!!" said Snape, "I've never seen one so big!!!! I'm melting, I'm melting!!"
"come Snape! Choose" said Voldemort
"look at the wand! Look at the little wand!!" said Hayley
"I choose you, you big hunk 'a' wand!!!" said Snape as he looked at Harry
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Voldemort yelled, "ABERA KADABERA!!!!! BIBBITY BOBBITY BO!!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" everyone screamed except Hayley and Draco
"never!!!" Hayley yelled as she reached into her magical bag of tricks and pulled out a bag of bananas!!! "I wont let you!" she cried as she opened the bag and tipped the bananas on the floor.
"Hayley nooooooo!! Don't it will bring the . . ." Draco began as the leg- humping tree monkeys burst through the non-existent window.
"Oh, it's ok they're just eating the nanas." Hayley started.
"Fool that's what they do just before they . . . no I can't say it's too disturbing." Draco said.
"You Biotch how dare you use such foul language in the presence of a lady" Snape said covering Harry's ears "It is totally disrespectful! Let alone against the law to say . . . fool" he said whispering the word. Then some monkeys came wearing little police hats and driving little tricycles with 'police' written on both sides came and took Snape to gaol for saying fool!!! I think I'll stop saying that horrible word or else they'll try and take me too.
Anywho . . . everyone sat cowering in the corner of the room trying to decide who should be sacrificed to the leg-humping tree monkeys to save the rest.
"I vote Hayley, she brought them here!" cried Ron.
"Why so quick to judge, I recon what REALLY happened was he had them at his command ready to eat my nanas!" Hayley said.
"YEAH!!!" every1 agreed as Draco picked up Ron and threw him to the LHTMs (leg-humping tree monkeys) who started doing his make up and smearing kiwi fruit into his bor-head, while telling him of the benefits of natro- therapy.
"As you know kiwi fruit is full of vitamins and therefore when applied to the skin these vitamins seep in replenishing dry skin and reducing the visibility of pores." One was saying.
While this was happening everyone thought now was the time to nick off to the hedge behind the forbidden forest.
"I hope them there dratted Oompa Loomas are there so I can get me me me my money back" Hayley said sound like one of them there country folk.
"Don't you mean Oompa LoomPas?!?!" enquired Draco sound all the more prestigious due to Hayley's country 'slang?' I guess it's called.
"Now, now you just hang on a sec lassie I, I mean . . . laddie I say what I mean when I mean to say it! Now don't you go telling me what I be meaning to say!" Hayley cried still with her country accent, which made her sound like Lerleen from The Simpsons.
"WHAT?!?!" everyone asked confused.
"Screw yous I ain't gonna talk to you'll if you'll can't learn to listen." And with that Hayley stormed of to get her money back from the Oompa Loomas. Draco, being her accomplice, followed her into the forest. They walked for 3 hours and 3min and 3 sec and 3 micro sec and 3 nano sec (just to be exact) when they came across a rainbow, there was a girl there as well, the girl and the rainbow were whispering sweet nothings into each others ears.
"oh! Hi Rudi!!!" Hayley yelled (dropping the accent)
"hey Hayley!!" the girl yelled back
"wadda ya doing?!?" Hayley asked
"me and the rainbow are gonna get married, we is in love ya know??" Rudi replied
"oh!!!! Me and Draco are trying to take over the world and destroy all that is good and Harry Potter!!" Hayley said
"can we help???? Please please please?!?!?!" Rudi asked
"alright, I spose you can be our jester or sumthin!!" Hayley said
"we need a jester?!?" asked Draco
"yeah… if we is gonna get married and have a castle then we need a jester to kill the original owners and we'll also need a hen." Said Hayley
"oh, ok…" said Draco, "but I thought jesters were 'spost to be funny?!? And why would we need a hen?!? And since when are we getting married?!?"
"I naturally assumed that we would get hungry and I like eggs, I also like rice, but eggs are better, so we need a hen, rainbow, you can be the hen… and we are getting married because I say so and don't say you cant afford to get married because you are rich and jesters aren't funny, you pay them to kill people!!! The mafia are the funny ones!!! Idjit!!!" Hayley said
"oh…" Draco said, "but how did you know I'm rich?!?!" Hayley just glared at him and shook her majikal bag of tricks and said "I have a jester!!!"
"okay" Draco said
"wait a minute!!!" said the rainbow "why do I have to be the hen?!?!"
"yeah!!! Why does the rainbow have to be the hen!!!" yelled Rudi (standing up for her lover)
~ TO BE CONTINED ~
The moral of this chapter is:
Ppl will believe only what they want to.
Applied to Snape thinking Harry had the bigger wand, and Hayley thinking she would be marring Draco, also, every1 thinking Ron was the culprit for the LHTMs.
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WHY DOES THE RAINBOW HAVE TO BE THE HEN???
WHEN DID HAYLEY AND DRACO DECIDE TO GET MARRIED???
WILL SANTA STOP THEM FROM TAKEING OVER THE WORLD???
WHAT IS BEHIND DOOR # 3???
WHO WILL CHECK THE CAKE TO SEE IF IT'S READY???
WHERE IS THE CLOSEST TOILET???
HOW WILL FIREMAN SAM FIND HIS WAY HOME???
Find out in the next chapter!!! Babaganosh!!!
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~DaEvilBunny- yes I am insane, I lost my marbles a loooooooong time ago!!!
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