Disclaimers: I have nothing but a strange yet amusing brain, I guess.

Archived: Yume Maxwell-Yuy (www.geocities.com/maxwell_yuy2002/)

Warning: OOC, Weirdish, Shonen Ai 2+1, and 3+4, meant be slightly humorous, and that's about it.

Note: I was bored! Enjoy!


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Haunted

Part 9

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"Wufei!" The Gundam pilots yelled.

"Hey man, are you okay?"

"Yes, that was quite a fall."

"Hn."

"..."

"Thank you for your concern, but I'm fine!" Wufei looked around them.

"Hey, Wu, I think you just found our secret passage."

Wufei looked around the dark pit he had managed to fall into. He did find their secret passage. Go Wufei!

The rest of Gundam pilots climbed into the secret passage that Wufei found. It was dark and primative. There were no lights, there were no cemented walls, just...tunnels. There were tunnels as far as they could see (then again, it was very dark, there wasn't MUCH to see). Who would of thought that there were REALLY tunnels here? There were three tunnels to choose from. Decisions, decisions...

"What now?" Duo asked helping his koibito down.

"We split up." Wufei said.

"Spilt up? Who knows how far this could go!" Duo replied.

"Wufei's right. We should split up." Heero was in soldier mode right now. Duo couldn't do anything to stop it.

"I agree. Trowa and I will take the tunnels to the right-" Quatre began but was interupted.

"Heero and I will take the left. That leaves Wufei with the middle."

"Why do *I* always have to be alone?" Wufei muttered, but not softly enough to be unheard.

"Because if Relena finds Heero, I don't want anything to happen to him." Duo said as Shinigami. Wufei took his flashlight and went through the middle tunnel. The other pilots nodded and took their own.

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Quatre shined his flashlight everywhere making Trowa dizzy.

"Koi, I don't think that you're going to accomplish anything doing that..."

"Oh! Sorry. I just...don't have a very good feeling about all of this."

"I know, but we have to. It's our mission."

Quatre leaned into Trowa, "You're right..."

ArfArf

"Look, Trowa! It's that dog again!"

"Let's go."

ArfArf

Trowa and Quatre followed the running dog.

"We're not getting anywhere!" Quatre panted.

"Patience Quatre. He's no Lassie, but-" Trowa stopped.

They ran into a fork in the road.

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Heero and Duo had been walking for about 15 minutes without any choices to make. No bends, no turns, nothing to climb, no decisions to make. No nothing.

"This is so boring, Hee-chan."

"Duo, turn off your flashlight."

"Why?"

"Save the power."

"What? You didn't like me puppet show?" Heero glared, Duo turned off his flashlight, "Oi, Hee-chan, you have good night vision...did you see the guy running?"

"..."

"Heero?"

"He looked vaguely familiar..."

"Anyone I know?"

"I don't think so...but...his eyes."

"What about them?"

"They were so...cold."

Duo was silent.

"Duo, are my eyes cold?" Heero asked randomly. He didn't know why, but he just had to know.

Heero was sadden when Duo didn't answer for awhile.

"No." Duo finally answered cupping Heero's face. Heero's eyes lit up. "Those cobalt orbs with that cute glare. The ones that shine so openly. The masters of disguise. No, Heero, you might have been, but your eyes were never cold...They're beautiful."

Heero tugged Duo's chestnut braid, "Duo?"

"Hai?"

"Shut up and kiss me."

"Yes, sir." Duo complied. Duo kissed Heero again and again. Sucking his lips and sparring with the other's tongue. Heero's half-lidded eyes went out of focus caressing Duo's back wanting more. The braided youth luring him to the ground. God he loved Heero.

"MMMMMMMMMM!!!"

Duo and Heero looked over at the area where the sound was, a cave-like structure carved into the tunnel wall, with Heero's flashlight.

Their eyes bugged out.

"Relena?!"

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Wufei grunted as he turned the corner. This was so stupid. Why couldn't there have been *SIX* Gundam pilots. NO! There had to be *FIVE* and four had to be so wrapped up in each other...no, he wasn't upset at that. He thought it was good that his comrades had found someone to love. Like Heero, if it wasn't for Duo, he'd still be a bottled up, crazy, suicidal maniac. Well, he's stil a crazy maniac, but wasn't so bottled up or that suicidal anymore. He had something to live for. So he was content that his comrade wouldn't blow himself up in misery. And Quatre pried Trowa open in no time. They were so cute.

Wufei paused.

"I can't believe I thought that!" Wufei's eyes popped open two hot, half-naked floating guys stood before Wufei...wait a minute...FLOATING? "You..."

"Oh look, Hikage[1]...it's the guy with a weak stomach."

"...and nose, don't forget about that, Marou." The two men chuckled, "I don't see why he's so sensitive, the boy acts as if he's never been exposed to this sort of thing..."

"I second that...with those other cute boys that can't stop touching each other, I would have thought that he would have gotten use to it by now..." The men chuckled again, "That one with the braid looks SO tasty."

"Aa, but his lover is beautiful..."

What the hell was this?! Why were these guys talking about his comrades? Had they been spying on them?

"What-what are you doing here?"

The men laughed.

"Just for kicks."

The two men started-

Wufei felt a sudden rush of blood flow through his nose. He pinched it shut.

The two men laughed and continued.

Wufei passed out.

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ArfArf

"This way Trowa." Quatre followed the dog barks. They had chosen the right tunnel after all.

ArfArf

The tunnels echoed the dog's barking. Why were they even following the dog? What good would it do? Quatre didn't know the answers to these questions, but something inside told him to follow the dog.

ArfArf

"Quatre, Quatre stop running!" Trowa stopped the Arabic boy by catching his arm, "Quatre, listen."

Quatre stopped running, "What is it-"

PatPatPat

Quatre gasped, someone was running ahead of them! Maybe it was the same person that was running through the halls.

PatPatPat

By the sounds, the pilots could tell it was one person. What if it was Wufei, then again, Wufei didn't have a reason to run.

PatPatPat

ArfArf

"Trowa, we have to catch them!"

Trowa nodded as the two began to run again.

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"Relena?!"

Yes, they had found Relena. She looked terrible too. Red eyes, gagged, torn clothes, tied up with rope, and her hair! Duo felt pity for her hair. At least she was tied upright in a chair.

"Mmm mmm muumm mmm fu hhhhrooooo!!!"

"Excuse me?" Duo let Heero go and walked over to Relena and ungagged her.

"What are you doing to Heero?!" Relena shouted, her voice hurting from not talking for a couple of days.

"Uh..."

"Untie me!" Duo freed Relena of her restraints as Relena glared at him.

"Hey, Ojou-san! How did you get here?"

"I was kidnapped."

"No shit..." Duo said under his breath.

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

Heero decided to cut in. He didn't think that the braided boy had enough patience with her, "Relena?"

"Heero!" Relena hugged the Japanese boy, "I just knew you'd come." For behind, Duo was fuming.

Heero managed to pry the sobbing girl off, "Relena, how did you get here?"

"A man took me!" the girl cried harder, "I was just about to sign the Treaty too! It's been awful!"

Relena cried so hard, she passed out. Great. Just great.

"Well, I think we should be heading out seeing that we've found what we were looking for." Duo said with clinched teeth. He really didn't like the girl too much.

"Hai." Heero got up and looked around the dark tunnel with his flashlight. Heero whispered something in Duo's ear, "Uh...which way did we come from?"

"Shit," Duo looked around. He and Heero had been so wrapped up in each other, they didn't even realize which way they came through, "that's a good question."

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Quatre and Trowa were still running through the tunnels. They could still hear the footsteps of the other person.

Suddenly, the two heard loud giggling.

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"I hope this is the right way..." Duo said hauling an unconscious girl over his shoulder, "What makes you think this is the path?"

"I don't." Heero shone his flashlight around, "I used the miny-moe technique[2]."

"Oh yeah?" Duo didn't have any idea what he was talking about, "And what technique is that?"

"Iny, minny, miny, moe," Heero pointed his finger to the right then to the left on each word, "catch a tiger by his toe, if he hollers make him pay, fifty dollars everyday, my mother told me to pick the very best one and you are not it!"

Duo sweat dropped, "You did not-"

"I did too."

"Heero!"

"Shh!" Heero put his hand over Duo's mouth.

They heard giggling.

"Come play..." said a whisper, "Come play my game with me..."

Mad giggling started up...

"Okay, Heero, I am officially freaked out."

PatPatPat

"Heero, footsteps..." Duo whispered.

Duo and Heero looked up and saw a glimpse of a shadow.

The two looked at each other and nodded.

The chase was on.

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"We lost it!" Quatre said.

"Yes, but we found something else..."

Eyes flashed red.

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TBC?

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Did I mess things up too badly?


[1] Hikage and Marou from "Curse of the Undead Yoma". The anime is pretty old, but it freaked me out, and I loved it!

[2] Miny-Moe Technique: Something that my friends and I do when we can't decide anything. It's alittle childish. But hey! I still use it! ^_^