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**Disclaimer** I own nothing!!! Anyone who sez I do is a liar!!! A dirty rotten liar!!! (I own Hayley (me), Rudi (my un-best friend), the rainbow (don't ask…), I stole the majikal bag of tricks from Felix the cat… and I own Babaganosh)
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**WARNING** this chapter involves an equation… sorry for any traumatisation!!!
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WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?
CH. 4: The equation and carrots of doom and the atomic wedgies!!!
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**MEANWHILE**
Harry was up to a devious plan… he was going to rid the world of spicy meatballs!!!
He was concocting a formula: pie R ½ab x 1,000,000 + R3=??? With out a break!!!!!! All of a sudden he was hit with a brain wave!!! 'If I found the hypotenuse of the square triangle that I have randomly drew on this number plain then I could square that, add 1 and divide it by my age and discover the missing number in my formula!!!' thought Harry.
Then he started doing his maths homework.
15 + x/ 2 = x + 5/ 3
3(15 + x) = 2(x + 5)
45 + 3x = 2x + 10
45 + x = 10
x = 10 – 45
x = -35
Then his mind overloaded from the equation (even though it was only an easy one) and his head exploded!!! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
** JUST FORGET THAT HAPPENED**
Anywho…
"Wait a minute!!!" said the rainbow "why do I have to be the hen?!?!"
"Yeah!!! Why does the rainbow have to be the hen!!!" yelled Rudi (standing up for her lover)
"You have to be the hen a-coz you already look like one!!!" said Hayley calmly
"Yeah!" yelled Rudi standing up for her un-best friend
"No I don't!!!" yelled rainbow
"I'm staying out of this!!!" said Rudi, and then she turned into a buttered bread roll and disappeared!
"Well… you guys are weird!!!" said Draco, who was watching the argument
"Shut up!!!" yelled Hayley, who was about to explode, "rainbow!!! You're the hen and that's it!!! And Draco, don't call me weird or I wont let you marry me!!!" (AN: I HATE it wen pplz call me weird… its mean, and uncalled for!!! And I tend to be called that a lot!!!)
"You say it like it's a bad thing!!!" yelled Draco
"Ill set my jester on you!!! Don't think I wont!!!" yelled Hayley, giving him death stares
"Oh no, not the jester!!!" screamed Draco in mock horror, "anything but the jester!!!"
Then Rudi re-appeared
"Alcohol!!!" she yelled "is not good for children!!!!!!!!"
"Come fruity-bix, we have much to do, and less time to do it in!!!" said the rainbow and Rudi and the rainbow walked off
"You do realise that rainbows can't talk…" asked Draco
"Yes, yes I do… what are you hinting at???" Hayley asked back
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, nutin!!!" said Draco, "OH MY GOD!!!"
"What???" asked Hayley
"The monkeys are stealing your underwear!!!!!" yelled Draco
"I don't believe you!!!!" yelled Hayley back
Then a boy with dark brown hair and matching eyes walked up to Hayley and told her "you know… your not wearing any underwear?!?"
"John… how do you know I'm not wearing any underwear?!?" asked Hayley slyly
"Ummm… these x-ray glasses!" said john
It was abOOt that time that Hayley and Draco realized that john was wearing x-ray glasses!
"Where did those come from?!?" asked Draco, then suddenly realizing that he could see through his clothes and tried to cover as much as he could.
"where did you get those?!? Give me those!!!" cried Hayley as she ripped the x-ray
glasses off and put them on, "hey, Ummm… john???"
"yes?!?" asked John
"I didn't know you wore power puff girls underwear…" commented Hayley
"yes, that's right… I tell you every pair of underpants that I wear!!!" yelled john, "and I bid you not to perve on me!!!"
"okay, okay…" said Hayley then looking at Draco, "oooooooOOOOOOOoooooo!!! Draco's going free run!!!"
"look away!!! Look away!!!" yelled Draco, grabbing the x-ray glasses and throwing them on the ground and breaking them.
"alright…" started Hayley, "since you broke my only form of amusement… you must find something else for me to do!!!"
"Ummm…" started Draco but he was cut off by evil carrots of doom!!!
"oh no!!! its the evil carrots of doom!!!" screamed john as he ran into the forest like a little girl!!!
Then the evil carrots of doom followed John into the forest. Peeves almost ran into them a few minutes later panting "have… you… you… seen… some… some… some… evil… carrots…"
"of doom?!?" Draco interrupted
"you've… seen… seen… them???" asked Peeves.
"yes!" said Hayley cheerily, "they went that-a-way!" pointing to the direction that John went into.
"thanks" said Peeves, catching his breath.
"why do you need them?!?" asked Draco.
"for my carrot cake! I need to bake one for my cooking show! I'm a master at baking cakes!!!" replied Peeves then he turned around and zipped after his carrots.
**MEANWHILE**
In the 8th year boys' dorm Ron was trying to wake up Harry, unfortunately Harry's head had exploded from a minor mishap involving maths homework!!! But Ron wasn't about to give up, he just kept on poking Harry until Hermione walked in!!!
"Ron!!! What are you doing?!?" Hermione yelled.
"trying to wake Harry up" Ron replied simply. Hermione just slapped her forehead
"Ron!!! Harry's dead!!!" she screamed
"oh…" Ron said "I've got dibbers on his cloak!!!"
"okay, if you get the cloak I get the diary!!!" yelled Hermione
"Ummm… okay!!!" yelled Ron back as he grabbed the cloak and threw the diary at Hermione.
They both ran down into the common room and Ron started running up behind people with the cloak on and giving them atomic wedgies!!!
Hermione just sat in the corner drinking tea with her little finger sticking up, cackling and trying to read the diary (which had 'I love Hermione' written all over it) at the same time as well as make sure Ron doesn't give her an atomic wedgie!!!
Then Mc Gonagal walked and everyone became silent.
"I'm sorry, but students, something terrible has happened!!! Something so horrible that I fear to say it out loud!!! So horribly, terribly, horribly terrible that your lucky if you get it out of me!!!" she yelled.
"OH JUST SAY IT!!!" yelled Ron as he ran up behind her and gave her an atomic wedgie.
"well… it's just…" Mc Gonagal started through her floral underwear, which was pulled tightly over her face.
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~TO BE CONTINUED~
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AN: oooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!! Cliffhanger!!! Anyhoo… id like to thank every 1 who reviewed and (notsureifI'mallowedmentionhername) for the idea of the carrots and my un-best friend Beccy for laughing at the idea of John in power puff girls underwear and my other un-best friend Rudi for being in love with the rainbow (when I say rainbow, I mean that arc of colour in the sky after rain, its not a code name for anything and/or anyone) and John for not being aware that I used his name and put him in power puff girls underwear!!! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!! And id also like to thank my cat (Jo-Jo) for being paranoid and giving me an idea for this name!!! Id also likes to thank… Ummm… SHUT UP!!! I DO SO HAVE MORE FRIENDS TO THANK!!! -.-;
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DaEvilBunny soon to be Jo-Jo The Paranoid Cat- yes indeed!!! I went swimming today so I'm tired!!! BAH!!! Also, I'm insane!!!
**Disclaimer** I own nothing!!! Anyone who sez I do is a liar!!! A dirty rotten liar!!! (I own Hayley (me), Rudi (my un-best friend), the rainbow (don't ask…), I stole the majikal bag of tricks from Felix the cat… and I own Babaganosh)
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**WARNING** this chapter involves an equation… sorry for any traumatisation!!!
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WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?
CH. 4: The equation and carrots of doom and the atomic wedgies!!!
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**MEANWHILE**
Harry was up to a devious plan… he was going to rid the world of spicy meatballs!!!
He was concocting a formula: pie R ½ab x 1,000,000 + R3=??? With out a break!!!!!! All of a sudden he was hit with a brain wave!!! 'If I found the hypotenuse of the square triangle that I have randomly drew on this number plain then I could square that, add 1 and divide it by my age and discover the missing number in my formula!!!' thought Harry.
Then he started doing his maths homework.
15 + x/ 2 = x + 5/ 3
3(15 + x) = 2(x + 5)
45 + 3x = 2x + 10
45 + x = 10
x = 10 – 45
x = -35
Then his mind overloaded from the equation (even though it was only an easy one) and his head exploded!!! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
** JUST FORGET THAT HAPPENED**
Anywho…
"Wait a minute!!!" said the rainbow "why do I have to be the hen?!?!"
"Yeah!!! Why does the rainbow have to be the hen!!!" yelled Rudi (standing up for her lover)
"You have to be the hen a-coz you already look like one!!!" said Hayley calmly
"Yeah!" yelled Rudi standing up for her un-best friend
"No I don't!!!" yelled rainbow
"I'm staying out of this!!!" said Rudi, and then she turned into a buttered bread roll and disappeared!
"Well… you guys are weird!!!" said Draco, who was watching the argument
"Shut up!!!" yelled Hayley, who was about to explode, "rainbow!!! You're the hen and that's it!!! And Draco, don't call me weird or I wont let you marry me!!!" (AN: I HATE it wen pplz call me weird… its mean, and uncalled for!!! And I tend to be called that a lot!!!)
"You say it like it's a bad thing!!!" yelled Draco
"Ill set my jester on you!!! Don't think I wont!!!" yelled Hayley, giving him death stares
"Oh no, not the jester!!!" screamed Draco in mock horror, "anything but the jester!!!"
Then Rudi re-appeared
"Alcohol!!!" she yelled "is not good for children!!!!!!!!"
"Come fruity-bix, we have much to do, and less time to do it in!!!" said the rainbow and Rudi and the rainbow walked off
"You do realise that rainbows can't talk…" asked Draco
"Yes, yes I do… what are you hinting at???" Hayley asked back
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, nutin!!!" said Draco, "OH MY GOD!!!"
"What???" asked Hayley
"The monkeys are stealing your underwear!!!!!" yelled Draco
"I don't believe you!!!!" yelled Hayley back
Then a boy with dark brown hair and matching eyes walked up to Hayley and told her "you know… your not wearing any underwear?!?"
"John… how do you know I'm not wearing any underwear?!?" asked Hayley slyly
"Ummm… these x-ray glasses!" said john
It was abOOt that time that Hayley and Draco realized that john was wearing x-ray glasses!
"Where did those come from?!?" asked Draco, then suddenly realizing that he could see through his clothes and tried to cover as much as he could.
"where did you get those?!? Give me those!!!" cried Hayley as she ripped the x-ray
glasses off and put them on, "hey, Ummm… john???"
"yes?!?" asked John
"I didn't know you wore power puff girls underwear…" commented Hayley
"yes, that's right… I tell you every pair of underpants that I wear!!!" yelled john, "and I bid you not to perve on me!!!"
"okay, okay…" said Hayley then looking at Draco, "oooooooOOOOOOOoooooo!!! Draco's going free run!!!"
"look away!!! Look away!!!" yelled Draco, grabbing the x-ray glasses and throwing them on the ground and breaking them.
"alright…" started Hayley, "since you broke my only form of amusement… you must find something else for me to do!!!"
"Ummm…" started Draco but he was cut off by evil carrots of doom!!!
"oh no!!! its the evil carrots of doom!!!" screamed john as he ran into the forest like a little girl!!!
Then the evil carrots of doom followed John into the forest. Peeves almost ran into them a few minutes later panting "have… you… you… seen… some… some… some… evil… carrots…"
"of doom?!?" Draco interrupted
"you've… seen… seen… them???" asked Peeves.
"yes!" said Hayley cheerily, "they went that-a-way!" pointing to the direction that John went into.
"thanks" said Peeves, catching his breath.
"why do you need them?!?" asked Draco.
"for my carrot cake! I need to bake one for my cooking show! I'm a master at baking cakes!!!" replied Peeves then he turned around and zipped after his carrots.
**MEANWHILE**
In the 8th year boys' dorm Ron was trying to wake up Harry, unfortunately Harry's head had exploded from a minor mishap involving maths homework!!! But Ron wasn't about to give up, he just kept on poking Harry until Hermione walked in!!!
"Ron!!! What are you doing?!?" Hermione yelled.
"trying to wake Harry up" Ron replied simply. Hermione just slapped her forehead
"Ron!!! Harry's dead!!!" she screamed
"oh…" Ron said "I've got dibbers on his cloak!!!"
"okay, if you get the cloak I get the diary!!!" yelled Hermione
"Ummm… okay!!!" yelled Ron back as he grabbed the cloak and threw the diary at Hermione.
They both ran down into the common room and Ron started running up behind people with the cloak on and giving them atomic wedgies!!!
Hermione just sat in the corner drinking tea with her little finger sticking up, cackling and trying to read the diary (which had 'I love Hermione' written all over it) at the same time as well as make sure Ron doesn't give her an atomic wedgie!!!
Then Mc Gonagal walked and everyone became silent.
"I'm sorry, but students, something terrible has happened!!! Something so horrible that I fear to say it out loud!!! So horribly, terribly, horribly terrible that your lucky if you get it out of me!!!" she yelled.
"OH JUST SAY IT!!!" yelled Ron as he ran up behind her and gave her an atomic wedgie.
"well… it's just…" Mc Gonagal started through her floral underwear, which was pulled tightly over her face.
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~TO BE CONTINUED~
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AN: oooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!! Cliffhanger!!! Anyhoo… id like to thank every 1 who reviewed and (notsureifI'mallowedmentionhername) for the idea of the carrots and my un-best friend Beccy for laughing at the idea of John in power puff girls underwear and my other un-best friend Rudi for being in love with the rainbow (when I say rainbow, I mean that arc of colour in the sky after rain, its not a code name for anything and/or anyone) and John for not being aware that I used his name and put him in power puff girls underwear!!! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!! And id also like to thank my cat (Jo-Jo) for being paranoid and giving me an idea for this name!!! Id also likes to thank… Ummm… SHUT UP!!! I DO SO HAVE MORE FRIENDS TO THANK!!! -.-;
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DaEvilBunny soon to be Jo-Jo The Paranoid Cat- yes indeed!!! I went swimming today so I'm tired!!! BAH!!! Also, I'm insane!!!