Well... I'm only writing this on account of I'm bored and pretty soon I'm going to die to death from boredom!!!
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*Disclaimer* I own my character, Hayley, Rudi, John, Babaganosh and Beccy, I stole the majikal bag of tricks from Felix the Cat (the wonderful, wonderful cat) all others that are not recognisable belong to J.K Rowling!!!
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WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?
CH. 5: the DAISY and the meat pies
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Anyhoo... just after Professor Mc Gonagal told them the horrific news everyone started crying on account of they were so upset! Ron was especially upset so he hid in the glitter room behind the charms classroom. Pig was in there as well, comforting Ron, when out of nowhere... DUM, DUM, DUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM... a daisy appeared!
"OH MY GOWD!!! IT'S A DAISY!!!" Ron screamed, "STAY AWAY FROM PIG!!!"
But it was too late... the daisy turned pig into a steamy meat pie!!!
"this is no ordinary daisy." Ron said to himself (like when the people in soap operas explain things by talking to themselves), "this is a wannabe-evil death daisy that turns your lovers into steamy meat pies!!!"
"You haven't seen the last of me Captain Planet!!!" the daisy yelled.
Then he went into shock and fell into the hole in the middle on the universe (AN: just for those who have skipped chapters (god only knows who does that **coughcoughbrett,johnandjamescoughcough**) the hole in the middle of the universe is next to the forbidden forest)
**SOMEWHERE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST**
"Ummm... Draco... do you know where we are?!?" asked Hayley
"Of corse I do!!! We just need to walk around this tree!!!" replied Draco
"We've been around this tree five times!!!" said Hayley, they had been following Draco's directions for a few hours and had been going in circles for one hour.
"No we haven't!!!" Draco said calmly
"Why don't we just ask one of the thingies for directions?!?" Hayley asked
"Because they is evil!!!" Draco said
"So?!? You are as well!!!" Hayley whined
"Not as evil as them!!!" Draco whined back pointing to the sky. Then, as if by magic... I mean majik... someone fell out of the sky... it was... John!!! Still in power puff girls underwear!!! Except this time he was wearing a matching trainer bra/crop top/thingy!!! (AN: take THAT John!!! Serves you rite for reading my stuff!!! :P) he just scowled at them and ran off.
Hayley looked at her watch and with sudden realisation yelled "GUESS WHAT?!?!?!!!"
"What?!?" Draco asked dully (if Hayley's getting excited about it, it must be bad!!!"
"Its Valentines Day!!!" Hayley yelled excitedly. (AN: I LOVE Valentines Day!!!)
"OH!!!" Draco yelled back, "Here you are!!!" and Draco did that corny trick that magicians do where they hide the flowers up their sleave and make them come out real quick and make it look like they made then appear... except he did it with a single, long stem rose.
"Oh!!! It so prett-" Hayley started but was cut off by Draco screaming in pain (he sounded like that guy from `the 5^th element' when he screamed), "WHATS THE MATTER?!?"
Draco just fell silent for a moment and blinked a few times before holding his arm again and screaming louder than before. Hayley ripped up the sleave of his jacket (did I mention that he was wearing a suit?!?) and saw a long slice in his arm (obviously from the thorns in the roses)
"You idiot!!!" Hayley yelled, "You're a wizard... why didn't you just use REAL majik?!?"
"Ummm..." Draco started but he was interrupted but someone (once again) falling out of the sky, this time it was a girl with strawberry blonde hair and electric blue eyes, also known as Beccy (or Feccy, depending one what mood I am in). (AN: told ya id put ya in it!!!)
"hey Fecca Box!!!" Hayley yelled
"Heya Harley!!!" Fecca Box Yelled
"What you up to?!?" asked Draco (I'm pretending they already know each other or something)
"Nothing much, you know what?!? This is the fifth time I've fallen out of the sky this week!!!" yelled an outraged Beccy.
"I know what'll cure that!!" yelled Hayley, "tea and scones!!!"
"Yes, Hayley, I think tea and scones would be best." Said Draco very seriously
"TEA AND SCONES IS YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!!!" Beccy yelled hysterically, "now you've gone and made me mad and I've got the urge to do something crazy!!!"
"Urge?!?" Hayley asked slyly
"Oh no!!!" Beccy quickly corrected, "Not urge!!!"
"Oh, ok!!!" Hayley said cheerfully
Then Draco let out another girlish scream.
"What?!?" Hermione said (she is there because I say so)
Draco just pointed to the ground and the girls gathered around... it was the... DAISY!!!
With a small -POP- Hayley turned into a steamy meat pie. Every one screamed, Beccy ran in the direction that John ran in, Hermione ran after her and Draco just stood in shock (he likes me because I say so!!!) and he whimpered before picking up meat pie-Hayley and eating her "she would have wanted it this way!" (AN: Muahahahahahahaha!!! like homer and the lobster!!!)
Anyhoo... just if you're curious... the news that Mc Gonagal gave them was that the DAISY was loose on the school grounds. I forgot to tell ya... (the REAL reason was that I had to think of something...).
Anyhoo... Rudi (who was there with her rainbow because I say so) ran up and slapped Draco "you idiot!!!" she yelled
"yeah!!! You idiot!!!" the rainbow yelled
"what?!?" Draco asked with his mouth full of meat pie-Hayley
"she would have wanted ME to eat her... since I AM her un-best friend!!!" screamed Rudi
"where were you when she was turned into a pie?!?" asked Draco
"over there!!!" said the rainbow, pointing to a tree.
"just give me half of that pie!!! I'm hungry!!!" said Rudi
"ok... but I'm warning you..." Draco said as Rudi grabbed half of Hayley and shoved it into her mouth and spat her out.
"yukky!!! Hayley don't taste too good!!!" Rudi cried.
"oh well!!!" Draco sighed
Then the planeteers joined their ring powers together to form... CAPTAIN PLANET!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!! (AN: god... I hate captain planet... I'm gonna kill him...) CAPTAIN PLANET swooped down on the daisy and boomed "never fear children... I shall take care of this evil villain!!!" and with that he turned into a somewhat squished, steamy meat pie!!! Then that pig-looking guy from captain planet came and ate his because I don't like captain planet and that pig guy (I forget his name... if anyone knows, please inform me so I can mention him more by his name) is under MY command... even though I turned into a meat pie and Rudi and Draco ate me... never mind.
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Anyhoo... *TO BE CONTINUED!!!*
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Well...
WHO WILL KILL THE DAISY?!?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE BITS OF MEAT PIE-HAYLEY THAT RUDI SPIT OUT?!? (I think I just gave away what happens in the next chapter... if I didn't, I just did)
WHEN WILL I FIND OUT THE NAME OF THE PIG FROM CAPTAIN PLANET?!?
WHERE IS THE NEAREST TOILET?!?
WHY DO I KEEP ASKING THESE POINTLESS QUESTIONS?!? (answer: because I is an idiot)
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AN: thanks to those people that reviewed!!! *Gushes* Anyhoo... John: if you are reading this, I take full responsibility for you being in the power puff girls' stuff. BECCY: I told you id put you in. TASH: Draco is MINE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I cant stay a meat pie forever!!!.
REMEMBER: if anyone knows the name of the pig from captain planet, I will love you forever if you tell me!!! And if you know what the he*L Gafagafaga is, then I would like to know.
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Also, this chapter is dedicated to James, who got cut when I didn't thank him at the bottom of my other chapter. Also dedicated to Beccy who got cut when I didn't put her in when I put Rudi in. feel special!!! And Rudi, who refused to be my Valentine!!! No matter how many times I asked, she refuses leave her rainbow!!! *pout* so I was forced to *shudder* ask my little sister to be my Valentine!!!
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*Disclaimer* I own my character, Hayley, Rudi, John, Babaganosh and Beccy, I stole the majikal bag of tricks from Felix the Cat (the wonderful, wonderful cat) all others that are not recognisable belong to J.K Rowling!!!
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WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?
CH. 5: the DAISY and the meat pies
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Anyhoo... just after Professor Mc Gonagal told them the horrific news everyone started crying on account of they were so upset! Ron was especially upset so he hid in the glitter room behind the charms classroom. Pig was in there as well, comforting Ron, when out of nowhere... DUM, DUM, DUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM... a daisy appeared!
"OH MY GOWD!!! IT'S A DAISY!!!" Ron screamed, "STAY AWAY FROM PIG!!!"
But it was too late... the daisy turned pig into a steamy meat pie!!!
"this is no ordinary daisy." Ron said to himself (like when the people in soap operas explain things by talking to themselves), "this is a wannabe-evil death daisy that turns your lovers into steamy meat pies!!!"
"You haven't seen the last of me Captain Planet!!!" the daisy yelled.
Then he went into shock and fell into the hole in the middle on the universe (AN: just for those who have skipped chapters (god only knows who does that **coughcoughbrett,johnandjamescoughcough**) the hole in the middle of the universe is next to the forbidden forest)
**SOMEWHERE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST**
"Ummm... Draco... do you know where we are?!?" asked Hayley
"Of corse I do!!! We just need to walk around this tree!!!" replied Draco
"We've been around this tree five times!!!" said Hayley, they had been following Draco's directions for a few hours and had been going in circles for one hour.
"No we haven't!!!" Draco said calmly
"Why don't we just ask one of the thingies for directions?!?" Hayley asked
"Because they is evil!!!" Draco said
"So?!? You are as well!!!" Hayley whined
"Not as evil as them!!!" Draco whined back pointing to the sky. Then, as if by magic... I mean majik... someone fell out of the sky... it was... John!!! Still in power puff girls underwear!!! Except this time he was wearing a matching trainer bra/crop top/thingy!!! (AN: take THAT John!!! Serves you rite for reading my stuff!!! :P) he just scowled at them and ran off.
Hayley looked at her watch and with sudden realisation yelled "GUESS WHAT?!?!?!!!"
"What?!?" Draco asked dully (if Hayley's getting excited about it, it must be bad!!!"
"Its Valentines Day!!!" Hayley yelled excitedly. (AN: I LOVE Valentines Day!!!)
"OH!!!" Draco yelled back, "Here you are!!!" and Draco did that corny trick that magicians do where they hide the flowers up their sleave and make them come out real quick and make it look like they made then appear... except he did it with a single, long stem rose.
"Oh!!! It so prett-" Hayley started but was cut off by Draco screaming in pain (he sounded like that guy from `the 5^th element' when he screamed), "WHATS THE MATTER?!?"
Draco just fell silent for a moment and blinked a few times before holding his arm again and screaming louder than before. Hayley ripped up the sleave of his jacket (did I mention that he was wearing a suit?!?) and saw a long slice in his arm (obviously from the thorns in the roses)
"You idiot!!!" Hayley yelled, "You're a wizard... why didn't you just use REAL majik?!?"
"Ummm..." Draco started but he was interrupted but someone (once again) falling out of the sky, this time it was a girl with strawberry blonde hair and electric blue eyes, also known as Beccy (or Feccy, depending one what mood I am in). (AN: told ya id put ya in it!!!)
"hey Fecca Box!!!" Hayley yelled
"Heya Harley!!!" Fecca Box Yelled
"What you up to?!?" asked Draco (I'm pretending they already know each other or something)
"Nothing much, you know what?!? This is the fifth time I've fallen out of the sky this week!!!" yelled an outraged Beccy.
"I know what'll cure that!!" yelled Hayley, "tea and scones!!!"
"Yes, Hayley, I think tea and scones would be best." Said Draco very seriously
"TEA AND SCONES IS YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!!!" Beccy yelled hysterically, "now you've gone and made me mad and I've got the urge to do something crazy!!!"
"Urge?!?" Hayley asked slyly
"Oh no!!!" Beccy quickly corrected, "Not urge!!!"
"Oh, ok!!!" Hayley said cheerfully
Then Draco let out another girlish scream.
"What?!?" Hermione said (she is there because I say so)
Draco just pointed to the ground and the girls gathered around... it was the... DAISY!!!
With a small -POP- Hayley turned into a steamy meat pie. Every one screamed, Beccy ran in the direction that John ran in, Hermione ran after her and Draco just stood in shock (he likes me because I say so!!!) and he whimpered before picking up meat pie-Hayley and eating her "she would have wanted it this way!" (AN: Muahahahahahahaha!!! like homer and the lobster!!!)
Anyhoo... just if you're curious... the news that Mc Gonagal gave them was that the DAISY was loose on the school grounds. I forgot to tell ya... (the REAL reason was that I had to think of something...).
Anyhoo... Rudi (who was there with her rainbow because I say so) ran up and slapped Draco "you idiot!!!" she yelled
"yeah!!! You idiot!!!" the rainbow yelled
"what?!?" Draco asked with his mouth full of meat pie-Hayley
"she would have wanted ME to eat her... since I AM her un-best friend!!!" screamed Rudi
"where were you when she was turned into a pie?!?" asked Draco
"over there!!!" said the rainbow, pointing to a tree.
"just give me half of that pie!!! I'm hungry!!!" said Rudi
"ok... but I'm warning you..." Draco said as Rudi grabbed half of Hayley and shoved it into her mouth and spat her out.
"yukky!!! Hayley don't taste too good!!!" Rudi cried.
"oh well!!!" Draco sighed
Then the planeteers joined their ring powers together to form... CAPTAIN PLANET!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!! (AN: god... I hate captain planet... I'm gonna kill him...) CAPTAIN PLANET swooped down on the daisy and boomed "never fear children... I shall take care of this evil villain!!!" and with that he turned into a somewhat squished, steamy meat pie!!! Then that pig-looking guy from captain planet came and ate his because I don't like captain planet and that pig guy (I forget his name... if anyone knows, please inform me so I can mention him more by his name) is under MY command... even though I turned into a meat pie and Rudi and Draco ate me... never mind.
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Anyhoo... *TO BE CONTINUED!!!*
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Well...
WHO WILL KILL THE DAISY?!?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE BITS OF MEAT PIE-HAYLEY THAT RUDI SPIT OUT?!? (I think I just gave away what happens in the next chapter... if I didn't, I just did)
WHEN WILL I FIND OUT THE NAME OF THE PIG FROM CAPTAIN PLANET?!?
WHERE IS THE NEAREST TOILET?!?
WHY DO I KEEP ASKING THESE POINTLESS QUESTIONS?!? (answer: because I is an idiot)
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AN: thanks to those people that reviewed!!! *Gushes* Anyhoo... John: if you are reading this, I take full responsibility for you being in the power puff girls' stuff. BECCY: I told you id put you in. TASH: Draco is MINE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I cant stay a meat pie forever!!!.
REMEMBER: if anyone knows the name of the pig from captain planet, I will love you forever if you tell me!!! And if you know what the he*L Gafagafaga is, then I would like to know.
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Also, this chapter is dedicated to James, who got cut when I didn't thank him at the bottom of my other chapter. Also dedicated to Beccy who got cut when I didn't put her in when I put Rudi in. feel special!!! And Rudi, who refused to be my Valentine!!! No matter how many times I asked, she refuses leave her rainbow!!! *pout* so I was forced to *shudder* ask my little sister to be my Valentine!!!
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