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It has been brought to my attention that there is no Snape anymore… actually I'm just going to pretend that I did it on purpose!!! Just to be evil!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!
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*Disclaimer* I own my character, Hayley, Rudi, John, Babaganosh and Beccy, I stole the majikal bag of tricks from Felix the Cat (the wonderful, wonderful cat) all others that are recognisable belong to J.K Rowling!!!
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WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?
CH.6: Strictly Snape!!!
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**In Snape's room thingy**
Snape was polishing his shinny new shoes that he had just bought from the shop. He was so fascinated in polishing his shoes that he didn't notice that a dark figure had sidled into the room. He was polishing so hard and making his shoes so shiny that he didn't notice that he got stabbed in the back and died to death. His shoes were so shiny and he was so proud that his face turned red and he burst into tears of happiness. His shoes were so shiny and he was so happy that he was all choked up in the throat!!! (AN: Well, I guess you don't really care about how shiny his shoes are… so that's why I'm still going to go on abOOt them!!! Just to be evil!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!)
He walked strait to his dungeon to sort his potions and make sure he had enough ingredients for the day's experiments.
He wasn't looking forward to the classes he had, then he remembered that he didn't ever look forward to his classes, he didn't like the students and he hated Harry potter most of all, such a little show off, well it p*ssed him off!
While he was wallowing in his self-pity, he didn't notice the door slowly shut until he heard the click that meant that the door had closed.
"Oh no!!!" he yelled as he slapped his forehead "I'm locked in!!!! This happens every morning!!!!! Why don't I ever learn to bring my wand???" as always he hadn't brung his wand or a key for the door, what a hopeless situation!
"How to get out, how to get out…." He thought to himself
"I know!!!" he yelled with sudden inspiration "ill bash the door down!" and he started running towards the door with his shoulder ahead of his body. He ran strait into the door and kinda got squished against it, like when you throw some clay against a wall. He fell onto the ground and absent-mindedly curled into the fetal position and held his shoulder.
After a while he got up and had another brain wave…
"I'll burn down the door!!!!!" he squeaked excitedly, then realised he didn't have anything to make a fire… and the fact that the door was made outta metal didn't help. Then he pondered a while before making a break- through…
"I'll break down the door… I mean I'll make a mess, then that idiot Flich will come!" Snape said and inspired himself to make a really, extrally big mess. He started smashing bottles, breaking chairs and even resorted to making his students test papers into confetti!!!!!
He completely trashed his room then sat in the middle of the floor and waited for Filch to come.
After an hour or so Flich still hadn't come, so Snape came to the conclusion that he had trashed his room for no reason.
It was getting to be about 9am and he was getting hungry, so he started banging against the door, and the door said, "Stop banging against me!!!!!! Haven't you ever heard of turning the door knob?????" hearing this he started slapping his forehead and whined "Ah DeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeerrrrrrrrr" and he gently turned the door knob and the door creaked open.
As he walked towards the eating room thingy he could hear the door groan, "this happens every month"
When he entered the eating room thingy he took his usual seat and began eating his toast.
It was the usual slightly burnt toast with what he thought was pumpkin jam; ill leave it up to your imagination what it is… and a glass of pumpkin juice (spat in) (someone isn't liked by the house elves). He ate and drank every last bit of it, but he didn't hear the house elves behind the curtain giggling. After he finished his breakfast he started scowling at all the students. He got bored of that pretty quick so he decided to realise that his first class had been waiting for him at the dungeons for abOOt half an hour and he walked down to teach them.
When he got to the dungeon he saw that it was his least favourite class, the one that consists of his mate Harry potter, he entered the class and yelled "OH MY GOD!!!!!!! WHO THE HE*L TRASHED MY CLASS ROOM?!?!?!?!?!"
Draco immediately pointed to Harry and yelled "Potter did it, I saw him!!!!"
Then Snape yelled at Harry "OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! GO TO DUMBLEDORES OFFICE NOW!!!!!!! STAND OUTSIDE IT TILL YOUR TOLD YOU CAN GO!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Harry yelled back "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then Snape yelled "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Harry yelled
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Snape yelled back
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Harry yelled back the ran outta the room and slammed the door
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Snape yelled behind Harry, "I REFUSE TO WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS!!!!!! FREE LESSON!!!!!" And he went to sleep on the floor.
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**HAPPY NOW THAT I HAVE SNAPE IN IT NOW?!?**
**ANYHOO**
Then Draco waved his wand and I turned back into me and slapped Rudi really hard for being horrible…
Then Dumbledore galloped over with 3 balloons, fairy floss, confetti, party hats and those blowing thingies, a towel around his neck and some of Hagrids scones.
"What ARE you students doing in here?!? Don't you know it's out of bounds?!?" Dumbledore asked
"Umm… what are YOU doing here?!?" asked the rainbow
"I'm disposing of incriminating evidence… oh no!!! I shouldn't have told you that…" said Dumbledore
"What incriminating evidence?!?" asked Hayley
"Umm… what are you implying I just said?!?" asked Dumbledore
"Well… we must go, we have much to do… and less time to do it in!!! Oh my god… I should stop hanging around you guys…" said Draco
"Umm… what do you mean?!?" asked Harry (who is there, without a head, because I sed so!!!)
"Oh, Harry, you're here…" said Hayley, slightly disappointed.
Then it started to rain and Harry drowned because he doesn't have a head.
"Well… I'm bored of this depressing foundation… I have much to do and less time to do it in!!!" said Hayley, then muttering a few choice words, appeared in…
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**TO BE CONTINUED!!!**
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AN: I still need to know the name of the pig from captain planet… I would appreciate it a lot if you would tell me… *sigh* also, first person to review gets to choose where I appear, also, any ideas will be welcomed with open arms, I promise to give them a good home!!!
REVIEW: you know it will haunt you if you don't!!!
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It has been brought to my attention that there is no Snape anymore… actually I'm just going to pretend that I did it on purpose!!! Just to be evil!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!
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*Disclaimer* I own my character, Hayley, Rudi, John, Babaganosh and Beccy, I stole the majikal bag of tricks from Felix the Cat (the wonderful, wonderful cat) all others that are recognisable belong to J.K Rowling!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?
CH.6: Strictly Snape!!!
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**In Snape's room thingy**
Snape was polishing his shinny new shoes that he had just bought from the shop. He was so fascinated in polishing his shoes that he didn't notice that a dark figure had sidled into the room. He was polishing so hard and making his shoes so shiny that he didn't notice that he got stabbed in the back and died to death. His shoes were so shiny and he was so proud that his face turned red and he burst into tears of happiness. His shoes were so shiny and he was so happy that he was all choked up in the throat!!! (AN: Well, I guess you don't really care about how shiny his shoes are… so that's why I'm still going to go on abOOt them!!! Just to be evil!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!)
He walked strait to his dungeon to sort his potions and make sure he had enough ingredients for the day's experiments.
He wasn't looking forward to the classes he had, then he remembered that he didn't ever look forward to his classes, he didn't like the students and he hated Harry potter most of all, such a little show off, well it p*ssed him off!
While he was wallowing in his self-pity, he didn't notice the door slowly shut until he heard the click that meant that the door had closed.
"Oh no!!!" he yelled as he slapped his forehead "I'm locked in!!!! This happens every morning!!!!! Why don't I ever learn to bring my wand???" as always he hadn't brung his wand or a key for the door, what a hopeless situation!
"How to get out, how to get out…." He thought to himself
"I know!!!" he yelled with sudden inspiration "ill bash the door down!" and he started running towards the door with his shoulder ahead of his body. He ran strait into the door and kinda got squished against it, like when you throw some clay against a wall. He fell onto the ground and absent-mindedly curled into the fetal position and held his shoulder.
After a while he got up and had another brain wave…
"I'll burn down the door!!!!!" he squeaked excitedly, then realised he didn't have anything to make a fire… and the fact that the door was made outta metal didn't help. Then he pondered a while before making a break- through…
"I'll break down the door… I mean I'll make a mess, then that idiot Flich will come!" Snape said and inspired himself to make a really, extrally big mess. He started smashing bottles, breaking chairs and even resorted to making his students test papers into confetti!!!!!
He completely trashed his room then sat in the middle of the floor and waited for Filch to come.
After an hour or so Flich still hadn't come, so Snape came to the conclusion that he had trashed his room for no reason.
It was getting to be about 9am and he was getting hungry, so he started banging against the door, and the door said, "Stop banging against me!!!!!! Haven't you ever heard of turning the door knob?????" hearing this he started slapping his forehead and whined "Ah DeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeerrrrrrrrr" and he gently turned the door knob and the door creaked open.
As he walked towards the eating room thingy he could hear the door groan, "this happens every month"
When he entered the eating room thingy he took his usual seat and began eating his toast.
It was the usual slightly burnt toast with what he thought was pumpkin jam; ill leave it up to your imagination what it is… and a glass of pumpkin juice (spat in) (someone isn't liked by the house elves). He ate and drank every last bit of it, but he didn't hear the house elves behind the curtain giggling. After he finished his breakfast he started scowling at all the students. He got bored of that pretty quick so he decided to realise that his first class had been waiting for him at the dungeons for abOOt half an hour and he walked down to teach them.
When he got to the dungeon he saw that it was his least favourite class, the one that consists of his mate Harry potter, he entered the class and yelled "OH MY GOD!!!!!!! WHO THE HE*L TRASHED MY CLASS ROOM?!?!?!?!?!"
Draco immediately pointed to Harry and yelled "Potter did it, I saw him!!!!"
Then Snape yelled at Harry "OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! GO TO DUMBLEDORES OFFICE NOW!!!!!!! STAND OUTSIDE IT TILL YOUR TOLD YOU CAN GO!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Harry yelled back "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then Snape yelled "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Harry yelled
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Snape yelled back
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Harry yelled back the ran outta the room and slammed the door
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Snape yelled behind Harry, "I REFUSE TO WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS!!!!!! FREE LESSON!!!!!" And he went to sleep on the floor.
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**HAPPY NOW THAT I HAVE SNAPE IN IT NOW?!?**
**ANYHOO**
Then Draco waved his wand and I turned back into me and slapped Rudi really hard for being horrible…
Then Dumbledore galloped over with 3 balloons, fairy floss, confetti, party hats and those blowing thingies, a towel around his neck and some of Hagrids scones.
"What ARE you students doing in here?!? Don't you know it's out of bounds?!?" Dumbledore asked
"Umm… what are YOU doing here?!?" asked the rainbow
"I'm disposing of incriminating evidence… oh no!!! I shouldn't have told you that…" said Dumbledore
"What incriminating evidence?!?" asked Hayley
"Umm… what are you implying I just said?!?" asked Dumbledore
"Well… we must go, we have much to do… and less time to do it in!!! Oh my god… I should stop hanging around you guys…" said Draco
"Umm… what do you mean?!?" asked Harry (who is there, without a head, because I sed so!!!)
"Oh, Harry, you're here…" said Hayley, slightly disappointed.
Then it started to rain and Harry drowned because he doesn't have a head.
"Well… I'm bored of this depressing foundation… I have much to do and less time to do it in!!!" said Hayley, then muttering a few choice words, appeared in…
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**TO BE CONTINUED!!!**
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AN: I still need to know the name of the pig from captain planet… I would appreciate it a lot if you would tell me… *sigh* also, first person to review gets to choose where I appear, also, any ideas will be welcomed with open arms, I promise to give them a good home!!!
REVIEW: you know it will haunt you if you don't!!!
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