AN: I am kool!!! To 'Snitch boy' if that's even you *real* name… if your
going to read a fic that has a warning about stupid things then don't read
it… I'm insane… yes me is… and if you've set out to hurt my feelings, then
you have… you called me weird and I don't like that and I said so in a AN
somewhere and your that nasty and spiteful that you when and said that…
good day to you SIR!!!
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*Disclaimer* I own my character, Hayley, Rudi, John, Babaganosh and Beccy, I stole the majikal bag of tricks from Felix the Cat (the wonderful, wonderful cat) all others that are recognisable belong to J.K Rowling!!!
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WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?
CH.7: Monty's fur is soft!!! (Jibbi Jabba)
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*In the Bermuda triangle*
"Oh no!!!" yelled Draco, "We is in the Bermuda triangle!!!"
"Neeeeeeerm… SHPLAT!!!" yelled Hayley.
"OWIE!!!" Yelled Beccy.
"HeHeHeHeHe!!! You said… BUG!!!" Said Hayley (AN: Don't worry, its an inside joke and anyone that isn't Beccy is on the outside!!!) then Beccy and Hayley burst into giggles.
*5 minutes later*
Beccy and Hayley stop giggling.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiight…" said Headless Harry.
"Oh, go join the headless haunt!!! Oh, sorry, I forgot, your not dead!!!" yelled Tashi. (Tashi is there because I say so…)
"Well… gotta go, I've got much to do, less time to do it in, a lot of incriminating evidence to dispose of…" said Dumbledore as he ran off a little way.
"Where do you think you're going?!? Not on my shift buddy!!!" yelled Hayley, then turned super sayin and Kamayamayaed Dumbledore and he died to death.
"OH MY GOD… YOU KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!!" Yelled Tashi.
"No… I basically sure that I'm O.K…" said Dumbledore faintly in the background.
"YOU BASTARD!!!" Yelled Monty. Everyone paused for a moment, just staring at the thing… Monty is a little thingy, thingy… thingy. (AN: *making vivid hand movements*) you know… thingy!!! (AN: inside joke… anyone that isn't my school friend is on the outside.) Well… he has great big ears and he goes MOOOOOOOO usually and he is purple all over with hot pink stripe spots and he is small… microscopic small… and he can fill an entire whale inclosure… (AN: inside joke… if your not one of my select school friends then you're on the outside.) And he has lots of furry fur that is really soft and furry… and his name is Monty!!!
"What are YOU `post to be anyways?!? You just don't look like anything!!!" asked Rudi.
"There's no time to explain that now… you're all about to get hit by a non- existent missing ship!!!" Monty yelled, and everyone turned around quickly to see… NOTHING!!! Because the non-existent missing ship was non- existent!!! You'd have to be stupid to believe that a non-existent missing ship could possibly be actually there!!! Especially since they were standing on land and unless ships can fly then I think they're safe!!! MOO HOO HA HA HA!!!
When they turned back around… Monty was gone!!! Lions and Tigers and Bears!!! OH MY!!! (AN: shut up!!! I'm watching The Wizard of Oz!!!)
"Now, listen closely and repeat after me…" said the moon on the floor (AN: shut up, the moon is on the floor because that's where moons go!!!), "Hakunamatata!!!"
"Hakunamawadda?!?" asked Beccy.
"Ha-Ku-Na-Ma-Ta-Ta!!! It means 'no worries'!!!" said the moon, and then he burst into song (Hakunamatata… it's a wonderful phrase, Hakunamatata… aint no pass in craze!!!) and started to dance the tango with the sun, but jumped when he realized that the sun IS actually hot and got eaten by Jupiter.
"Good one Hayley!!!" yelled the rainbow, "now look at what you did!!!"
"I didn't do that!!!" Hayley defended, "what I think REALLY happened was that…"
"No excuses this time `mi lad!!!" said Ron (who is there, with a makeover from the LHTMs, because I say so.)
"Now, because you broke the moon, the sea will die and its all your fault!!!" said Rudi.
"Oh no!!! Not the sea!!! Anyone BUT the sea!!!" said Hayley with a shocked expression on her face.
"Now we will be forced to kill you, it's the only way…" said Draco.
"Wait a minute!!! That's not on the script!!!" Hayley yelled, "your `post to say 'no, don't blame her… I love her'!!!"
"Yeah… well… I like this better!!!" Draco said.
"SCREW YOU!!! YOU… YOU… YOU… Ummm… let me think of something… wait for it… Wait for it… I'll think of something… Ummm… IJIT!!! Yeah… that's good…"
"Got any last words?!?" Rudi asked, and Draco smirked. (AN: @#&^%*$ ?!%#@)
"Yes, what's a motto?!?" asked Hayley.
"Nothing!!! What's A motto with you?!?" Beccy yelled as she grabbed Hayley and Tashi's arms and ran away!!!
Then the Oompa Loomas came and Hayley pulled out her intergalactic dancing ray that gives people popcorn addictions and only sing in funeral march type songs whenever they want to talk and say Jibbi Jabba whenever they want to say the words 'The' or 'and' or 'I'. But she "accidentally" shot Beccy, Tashi and herself.
"God damn it Hayley!!!" Tashi yelled, well she was singing in a funeral march type tune.
"Jibbi Jabba could really go for some popcorn right about now!!!" sung Beccy.
"So could Jibbi Jabba." Sung Hayley.
"Jibbi Jabba think that Jibbi Jabba entire world in your strange little head is screwed…" sung Tashi.
"Jibbi Jabba think that Jibbi Jabba big lump on you neck is getting bigger!!!" sung Hayley.
"What's wrong with my hair?!?" sung Tashi.
"Not hair… Neck!!!" sung Hayley.
"So, my hair is OK?!?" sung Tashi.
Then John's twin brother, Brett, ran over screaming, "The Russians are coming!!! Stop the baby snatchers!!! Let me have your flags!!!"
"What flags?!?" sung Beccy.
"Your house flags!!! I spent the entire time at the swimming carnival stealing the flags then…" Brett began but stopped when he saw a short girl with frizzy blonde hair walk past, he pointed at her and yelled at the top of him lungs "DOBBER!!!"
"Ummm… you can have Jibbi Jabba flags…" sung Hayley then she gave the house flags to Brett and he ran away with the flags streaming behind him.
"Wait one minute?!? You had the flags the whole time… that's right, I'm breaking the rules and not singing or saying Jibbi Jabba!!!" yelled Tashi.
"You can't do that!!!" yelled Hayley (not singing).
"I just did!!!" yelled Tashi.
Then Hayley clicked her fingers and they all appeared back in the glitter room behind the charms classroom except Tashi because I've got her wrong and its annoying me a lot.
Then Mc Gonagall apaparated (SP?) into the room (insert: Hermione: you cant apaparate (SP?) on Hogwarts grounds!!!) and yelled "Alcohol… is bad for children!!!" and disapaparated (SP?) again.
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*~TO BE CONTINUED~*
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AN: I'm bored, any ideas will be welcomed with opened arms… I promise to give them a good home!!!
REVIEW: You know it will haunt you if you don't!!!
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~The Golden Goose
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*Disclaimer* I own my character, Hayley, Rudi, John, Babaganosh and Beccy, I stole the majikal bag of tricks from Felix the Cat (the wonderful, wonderful cat) all others that are recognisable belong to J.K Rowling!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?
CH.7: Monty's fur is soft!!! (Jibbi Jabba)
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*In the Bermuda triangle*
"Oh no!!!" yelled Draco, "We is in the Bermuda triangle!!!"
"Neeeeeeerm… SHPLAT!!!" yelled Hayley.
"OWIE!!!" Yelled Beccy.
"HeHeHeHeHe!!! You said… BUG!!!" Said Hayley (AN: Don't worry, its an inside joke and anyone that isn't Beccy is on the outside!!!) then Beccy and Hayley burst into giggles.
*5 minutes later*
Beccy and Hayley stop giggling.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiight…" said Headless Harry.
"Oh, go join the headless haunt!!! Oh, sorry, I forgot, your not dead!!!" yelled Tashi. (Tashi is there because I say so…)
"Well… gotta go, I've got much to do, less time to do it in, a lot of incriminating evidence to dispose of…" said Dumbledore as he ran off a little way.
"Where do you think you're going?!? Not on my shift buddy!!!" yelled Hayley, then turned super sayin and Kamayamayaed Dumbledore and he died to death.
"OH MY GOD… YOU KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!!" Yelled Tashi.
"No… I basically sure that I'm O.K…" said Dumbledore faintly in the background.
"YOU BASTARD!!!" Yelled Monty. Everyone paused for a moment, just staring at the thing… Monty is a little thingy, thingy… thingy. (AN: *making vivid hand movements*) you know… thingy!!! (AN: inside joke… anyone that isn't my school friend is on the outside.) Well… he has great big ears and he goes MOOOOOOOO usually and he is purple all over with hot pink stripe spots and he is small… microscopic small… and he can fill an entire whale inclosure… (AN: inside joke… if your not one of my select school friends then you're on the outside.) And he has lots of furry fur that is really soft and furry… and his name is Monty!!!
"What are YOU `post to be anyways?!? You just don't look like anything!!!" asked Rudi.
"There's no time to explain that now… you're all about to get hit by a non- existent missing ship!!!" Monty yelled, and everyone turned around quickly to see… NOTHING!!! Because the non-existent missing ship was non- existent!!! You'd have to be stupid to believe that a non-existent missing ship could possibly be actually there!!! Especially since they were standing on land and unless ships can fly then I think they're safe!!! MOO HOO HA HA HA!!!
When they turned back around… Monty was gone!!! Lions and Tigers and Bears!!! OH MY!!! (AN: shut up!!! I'm watching The Wizard of Oz!!!)
"Now, listen closely and repeat after me…" said the moon on the floor (AN: shut up, the moon is on the floor because that's where moons go!!!), "Hakunamatata!!!"
"Hakunamawadda?!?" asked Beccy.
"Ha-Ku-Na-Ma-Ta-Ta!!! It means 'no worries'!!!" said the moon, and then he burst into song (Hakunamatata… it's a wonderful phrase, Hakunamatata… aint no pass in craze!!!) and started to dance the tango with the sun, but jumped when he realized that the sun IS actually hot and got eaten by Jupiter.
"Good one Hayley!!!" yelled the rainbow, "now look at what you did!!!"
"I didn't do that!!!" Hayley defended, "what I think REALLY happened was that…"
"No excuses this time `mi lad!!!" said Ron (who is there, with a makeover from the LHTMs, because I say so.)
"Now, because you broke the moon, the sea will die and its all your fault!!!" said Rudi.
"Oh no!!! Not the sea!!! Anyone BUT the sea!!!" said Hayley with a shocked expression on her face.
"Now we will be forced to kill you, it's the only way…" said Draco.
"Wait a minute!!! That's not on the script!!!" Hayley yelled, "your `post to say 'no, don't blame her… I love her'!!!"
"Yeah… well… I like this better!!!" Draco said.
"SCREW YOU!!! YOU… YOU… YOU… Ummm… let me think of something… wait for it… Wait for it… I'll think of something… Ummm… IJIT!!! Yeah… that's good…"
"Got any last words?!?" Rudi asked, and Draco smirked. (AN: @#&^%*$ ?!%#@)
"Yes, what's a motto?!?" asked Hayley.
"Nothing!!! What's A motto with you?!?" Beccy yelled as she grabbed Hayley and Tashi's arms and ran away!!!
Then the Oompa Loomas came and Hayley pulled out her intergalactic dancing ray that gives people popcorn addictions and only sing in funeral march type songs whenever they want to talk and say Jibbi Jabba whenever they want to say the words 'The' or 'and' or 'I'. But she "accidentally" shot Beccy, Tashi and herself.
"God damn it Hayley!!!" Tashi yelled, well she was singing in a funeral march type tune.
"Jibbi Jabba could really go for some popcorn right about now!!!" sung Beccy.
"So could Jibbi Jabba." Sung Hayley.
"Jibbi Jabba think that Jibbi Jabba entire world in your strange little head is screwed…" sung Tashi.
"Jibbi Jabba think that Jibbi Jabba big lump on you neck is getting bigger!!!" sung Hayley.
"What's wrong with my hair?!?" sung Tashi.
"Not hair… Neck!!!" sung Hayley.
"So, my hair is OK?!?" sung Tashi.
Then John's twin brother, Brett, ran over screaming, "The Russians are coming!!! Stop the baby snatchers!!! Let me have your flags!!!"
"What flags?!?" sung Beccy.
"Your house flags!!! I spent the entire time at the swimming carnival stealing the flags then…" Brett began but stopped when he saw a short girl with frizzy blonde hair walk past, he pointed at her and yelled at the top of him lungs "DOBBER!!!"
"Ummm… you can have Jibbi Jabba flags…" sung Hayley then she gave the house flags to Brett and he ran away with the flags streaming behind him.
"Wait one minute?!? You had the flags the whole time… that's right, I'm breaking the rules and not singing or saying Jibbi Jabba!!!" yelled Tashi.
"You can't do that!!!" yelled Hayley (not singing).
"I just did!!!" yelled Tashi.
Then Hayley clicked her fingers and they all appeared back in the glitter room behind the charms classroom except Tashi because I've got her wrong and its annoying me a lot.
Then Mc Gonagall apaparated (SP?) into the room (insert: Hermione: you cant apaparate (SP?) on Hogwarts grounds!!!) and yelled "Alcohol… is bad for children!!!" and disapaparated (SP?) again.
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*~TO BE CONTINUED~*
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AN: I'm bored, any ideas will be welcomed with opened arms… I promise to give them a good home!!!
REVIEW: You know it will haunt you if you don't!!!
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~The Golden Goose