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AN: I would just like to say that I have a stomach ache. Also that I succeeded in eating all my Easter chocolate. On one last note: don't trust balemic cats.

Also. Beccy, I wrote this chapter for you!!! *Smiles* (^-^) that's right!!! Ginny/Draco!!! Just 4 you!!!





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*Disclaimer* I own my characters. That is all. Don't sue me.





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WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?



CH.9: Disturbing Behaviour



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That night in the corridor, Ginny was strolling past the portrait of El Nino. She couldn't sleep. She was thinking of what had happened that day. Not really thinking, but pondering. Had Draco really been serious, or was he just fooling around… these days he was quite the fooler. These days meaning after his fathers death. She was concentrating so hard on these thoughts that she didn't notice the other figure hiding in the shadows, spying on her, watching her every move. She didn't notice this figure until it was too late.

**Earlier that day at the quiddich pitch**

Draco looked up to see a stunning red head with hazel eyes staring at him. He wandered over to say something but steered away at the last moment. He was afraid that if he came any closer to his crush that he would be tempted to do the usual thing and yell abusive comments and torture his secret love. He glanced over to his freckle-faced, red head and nodded in acknowledgement, the red head nodded back. That was it. That's what their relationship had come to: polite nods. 'I suppose I should move on…' Draco thought, but regretted it as soon as he did so… he was not yet over this fling and he knew that acknowledging this fact; that he should actually move on, he could no longer use this relationship breaking up as his excuse for not dating a new person.

Draco turned around quickly and tried to run away but he new he was still in the gaze of his ex-lover… so he looked for someone suitable, picked up a large rock and pegged it right at her head. It just so happened that this person was Ginny Weasley. Draco ran over to this fallen girl and cradled he head in his lap and whispered in her ear "I'm sorry… Ginny," Ginny looked at him in surprise at his using her first name, its usually 'weasel' or 'mud-blood lover', never Ginny "will you have intercourse with me?"

Ginny stood up at this comment and slapped him across the face. Said nothing, and started to walk away. Draco yelled behind her and yelled "meet me at the picture of El Nino at 12 if you change your mind!"



**Back in the dark corridor**



Ginny checked her watch. It was 11:59. She counted down the seconds, Three- Two-One. She opened he tightly closed eyes and found herself staring into a pair of warm, silver eyes. She just realised how serious he really was… just that feature of his glance told her that this was no trick. He was genuine. This relieved her a great deal. At least she now knew that he was not going to go to the whole school and tell them that she wanted intercourse with the school player/ Bad Boy.

He took her hand and led her down to the lake. But there was something wrong with this scene. Something was there that shouldn't have been there. Ginny looked around for what wasn't usually there. But all she could see were things that were always there… squid, grass, trees, peeping tom… then she spotted it… and yelled at the top of her lungs "THAT WATER FOUNTAIN WAS NEVER THERE BEFORE!!!" and ran screaming into the forbidden forest. (AN: I'm sorry Beccy but they couldn't stay serious for this long!!!)

**AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT**

~The Life Of Monty~

Monty is a little thingy, thingy… thingy. (AN: *making vivid hand movements*) you know… thingy!!! Well… he has great big ears and he goes MOOOOOOOO usually but sometimes he goes Eek! Eek! And he is purple all over with hot pink stripe spots and he is small… microscopic small… and he can fill an entire whale inclosure… And he has lots of furry fur that is really soft and furry… and his name is Monty!!!



~End Life Of Monty~



Unfortunately, deep in the forest, was *drum roll* Dumbledore!!! Disposing of incriminating evidence!!! *Shock*

Ginny ran up to Dumbledore and Dumbledore said "Ginny, why are you here, you could get expelled!!! You never take risks like this, your usually a good girl!!!"

"YOU THINK I DON'T TAKE RISKS?!?" Ginny yelled at the top of her lungs "I ONCE RAN WITH OPEN SISSORS!!!" and noticing the total lack of affect this had with Dumbledore she added with total shock in her voice (at her obvious stupidity of what she was doing at the time of this incident) "DOWN THE STAIRS!!!" then she just stood for a while in shock of what she had just told her headmaster.

"Well… Ginny… this is a very serious offence… running down the stairs with open scissors… why, ill eat my hat if I ever heard of anyone *else* doing this… very serious offence…"

"Well… Professor… what are *you* doing here?!?"

"Disposing of incriminating evidence… Oops… I shouldn't have told you that!!!"

"I choose to ignore that last statement…"

"What are you implying I just said…"

"What statement?"

"Yes I like cheese on toast!!!"



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*~TO BE CONTINUED~*





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AN: I'm bored, any ideas will be welcomed with opened arms… I promise to give them a good home!!!

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~The Golden Goose