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AN: I just suddenly had a couple of really good and insane ideas… don't worry if you get traumatised… it serves you right for even reading this far into the fic!!!
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*Disclaimer* I own my characters. That is all. Don't sue me. I own the 2 gay lions!!! Although nothing is really original, I like to think that they are my own original idea… their names are Ralph and Ernie!
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WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?
CH.11: The Rumba!!!
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~In The Last Chapter~
~Back in the forbidden forest~
Ginny: Hark! I am in need of finding my love! *searching for Draco*
Draco: Ginny! I can hear-eth thee but I canst not see-eth thee!
Ginny: *turns around to find… Three Billy goats dancing the rumba!* oh… hello there…
Billy Goat 1: what are you doing here?
Billy Goat 2: I bet she is trying to steal our routine!
Billy Goat 3: O-O
Billy Goat 1, 2 + 3: *do a slight salsa before doing a 360 spin and clapping their hoofs in unison*
Billy Goat 3: O-O
Ginny: Err… no… I'm actually looking for Draco…
Billy Goat 2: well… we'll help you find Draco if you find us our routine… we had it written down but someone has stolen it!
*~ Somewhere On The Other Side Of The Forbidden Forest~*
Neville: *looking at a page with lots of squiggly lines, foot step marks, X's and arrows* this is *the* worst treasure map I've ever seen!
Hermione: no its not! It's just a bit difficult! *looking at a compass*
Neville: ok… well… the sooner we start the sooner we'll find the treasure… *starts walking with his head in the 'map' with Hermione following closely*
*~Back To Ginny And The Billy Goat's~*
Ginny: well… I'm stumped… I've looked everywhere I can think of…
Billy Goat 3: O-O
Ginny: *sees Draco walk past* hey Draco!
Draco: Ginny!!!
*Ginny and Draco do that funky slow motion run to each other and hug closely when they meet*
Ginny: Draco!
Draco: Ginny!
Ginny: Draco!
Draco: Ginny!
Ginny: Draco!
Draco: Ginny!
Ginny: Draco!
Draco: Ginny!
Ginny: Draco!
Draco: Ginny!
Ginny: Draco!
Draco: uh… line?
Little Elf With A Script: *whispers* Ginny!
Draco: no it isn't! I don't believe you!
Little Elf With A Script: but it is!
Draco: paint my chookens keep!
Little Elf With A Script: make me!
*Draco and Little Elf With A Script fight*
Rainbow: *flutters down and kills Billy Goat 3 then flies away*
Billy Goat 3: X-X
Ginny: nooooooo!!! *runs to Billy Goat 3 crying* Why! Why! Why?!? He was so young! So full of life! And so talkative as well!
Billy Goat 3: X-X
Billy Goat 1: I think he would have wanted a burial at sea…
*Each person throws a handful of dirt on Billy Goat 3 then walks away. The sun slowly sets in the background and a tumbleweed blows past. A couple of rats come and sniff Billy Goat 3's body. A dingo howls in the background. A soggy billywigg floats past. An Acromantula flies out of a tree, grabs Billy Goat 3's body and jumps back into the tree. Noises are heard that can only be the Acromantula devouring Billy Goat 3's body.*
*~ Back To The Other Side Of The Forbidden Forest~*
Neville: 'mione, I think this is it… *looking at a daisy* I think the treasure is under this flower…
Hermione: Neville! Stay away from that flower!!! It's contagious!!!
Neville: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!!!
Hermione: *runs away as fast as possible*
Neville: *grabs a shovel and shmashes the daisy to a million bits* that'll show you!!!
Daisy: *in a million bits*
Neville: *starts digging until he comes across some treasure* ah ha! S.U.C.C.E.S.S… p, m, w…? That's the way you spell success!!!
Bottle Top: if you take me to your flying, pink, crew cut, I will grant you 3 wishes!
Neville: Uh… no. I don't think so… *eats bottle top*
Then suddenly… 2 gay lions galloped up to Neville, gave a flimsy "RAWR" and piggy backed each other down to the lake where you don't wanna know what they did…
*~Somewhere else~*
Hermione: Harry… there's something I need to tell you… im gay.
Harry: no your not!
Hermione: yes I am!
Harry: no your not!
Hermione: yes I am!
Harry: prove it! Say something lesbianic!
Hermione: Home Depo
Harry: *in shock* oh my god! You are!
Hermione: OH… I had a hippopotamus and the hippopotamus please me, I fed my hippopotamus by yonder tree… they hippopotamus said *groan*…
Harry: SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!
Hermione: *~KABLOOIE!!!~*
~DEATH COUNT~: 3: Harry (no head… he *has* to be dead, Billy Goat 3 (he was smothered be the rainbow), Hermione (she died just then…).
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*~TO BE CONTINUED~*
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~In The Next Chapter~ find out about what the discriminating evidence actually was, Draco/Ginny fluff, more Billy Goat's and Monty!
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AN: im tired.
REVIEW: You know it will haunt you if you don't!!!
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~ Nobody Likes A Cry Baby, You Just Splash Him Right Back!
~The Golden Goose
AN: I just suddenly had a couple of really good and insane ideas… don't worry if you get traumatised… it serves you right for even reading this far into the fic!!!
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*Disclaimer* I own my characters. That is all. Don't sue me. I own the 2 gay lions!!! Although nothing is really original, I like to think that they are my own original idea… their names are Ralph and Ernie!
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WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?
CH.11: The Rumba!!!
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~In The Last Chapter~
~Back in the forbidden forest~
Ginny: Hark! I am in need of finding my love! *searching for Draco*
Draco: Ginny! I can hear-eth thee but I canst not see-eth thee!
Ginny: *turns around to find… Three Billy goats dancing the rumba!* oh… hello there…
Billy Goat 1: what are you doing here?
Billy Goat 2: I bet she is trying to steal our routine!
Billy Goat 3: O-O
Billy Goat 1, 2 + 3: *do a slight salsa before doing a 360 spin and clapping their hoofs in unison*
Billy Goat 3: O-O
Ginny: Err… no… I'm actually looking for Draco…
Billy Goat 2: well… we'll help you find Draco if you find us our routine… we had it written down but someone has stolen it!
*~ Somewhere On The Other Side Of The Forbidden Forest~*
Neville: *looking at a page with lots of squiggly lines, foot step marks, X's and arrows* this is *the* worst treasure map I've ever seen!
Hermione: no its not! It's just a bit difficult! *looking at a compass*
Neville: ok… well… the sooner we start the sooner we'll find the treasure… *starts walking with his head in the 'map' with Hermione following closely*
*~Back To Ginny And The Billy Goat's~*
Ginny: well… I'm stumped… I've looked everywhere I can think of…
Billy Goat 3: O-O
Ginny: *sees Draco walk past* hey Draco!
Draco: Ginny!!!
*Ginny and Draco do that funky slow motion run to each other and hug closely when they meet*
Ginny: Draco!
Draco: Ginny!
Ginny: Draco!
Draco: Ginny!
Ginny: Draco!
Draco: Ginny!
Ginny: Draco!
Draco: Ginny!
Ginny: Draco!
Draco: Ginny!
Ginny: Draco!
Draco: uh… line?
Little Elf With A Script: *whispers* Ginny!
Draco: no it isn't! I don't believe you!
Little Elf With A Script: but it is!
Draco: paint my chookens keep!
Little Elf With A Script: make me!
*Draco and Little Elf With A Script fight*
Rainbow: *flutters down and kills Billy Goat 3 then flies away*
Billy Goat 3: X-X
Ginny: nooooooo!!! *runs to Billy Goat 3 crying* Why! Why! Why?!? He was so young! So full of life! And so talkative as well!
Billy Goat 3: X-X
Billy Goat 1: I think he would have wanted a burial at sea…
*Each person throws a handful of dirt on Billy Goat 3 then walks away. The sun slowly sets in the background and a tumbleweed blows past. A couple of rats come and sniff Billy Goat 3's body. A dingo howls in the background. A soggy billywigg floats past. An Acromantula flies out of a tree, grabs Billy Goat 3's body and jumps back into the tree. Noises are heard that can only be the Acromantula devouring Billy Goat 3's body.*
*~ Back To The Other Side Of The Forbidden Forest~*
Neville: 'mione, I think this is it… *looking at a daisy* I think the treasure is under this flower…
Hermione: Neville! Stay away from that flower!!! It's contagious!!!
Neville: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!!!
Hermione: *runs away as fast as possible*
Neville: *grabs a shovel and shmashes the daisy to a million bits* that'll show you!!!
Daisy: *in a million bits*
Neville: *starts digging until he comes across some treasure* ah ha! S.U.C.C.E.S.S… p, m, w…? That's the way you spell success!!!
Bottle Top: if you take me to your flying, pink, crew cut, I will grant you 3 wishes!
Neville: Uh… no. I don't think so… *eats bottle top*
Then suddenly… 2 gay lions galloped up to Neville, gave a flimsy "RAWR" and piggy backed each other down to the lake where you don't wanna know what they did…
*~Somewhere else~*
Hermione: Harry… there's something I need to tell you… im gay.
Harry: no your not!
Hermione: yes I am!
Harry: no your not!
Hermione: yes I am!
Harry: prove it! Say something lesbianic!
Hermione: Home Depo
Harry: *in shock* oh my god! You are!
Hermione: OH… I had a hippopotamus and the hippopotamus please me, I fed my hippopotamus by yonder tree… they hippopotamus said *groan*…
Harry: SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!
Hermione: *~KABLOOIE!!!~*
~DEATH COUNT~: 3: Harry (no head… he *has* to be dead, Billy Goat 3 (he was smothered be the rainbow), Hermione (she died just then…).
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*~TO BE CONTINUED~*
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~In The Next Chapter~ find out about what the discriminating evidence actually was, Draco/Ginny fluff, more Billy Goat's and Monty!
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AN: im tired.
REVIEW: You know it will haunt you if you don't!!!
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~ Nobody Likes A Cry Baby, You Just Splash Him Right Back!
~The Golden Goose