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AN: I'm so bored!!! Well… I'm watching the tweenies!!! Moo hoo ha ha ha!!! By the way… anyone who has read this far either a) deserves an applause and a pat on the back. Or b) needs to get a life *coughcoughnotgoingtomentionwhocoughcough* also… I oinked the "line" line from my un-best friend, Beccy. Everyone give Beccy a pat on the back!!! Also… This chapter contains a discription of some *very* disturbing programming. Just warning you.
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*Disclaimer* I own my characters. That is all. Don't sue me. I own the 2 gay lions!!! Although nothing is really original, I like to think that they are my own original idea… their names are Ralph and Ernie!
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WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?
CH.12: What the hell is that shit?!?
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~In The Last Chapter~
~DEATH COUNT~: 3: Harry (no head… he *has* to be dead, Billy Goat 3 (he was smothered be the rainbow), Hermione (she died just then…).
~In A Classroom Somewhere~
Dumbledore: *At the front of the class* alright my little chick-a-Dee's! It's time for a story!
Baby Hugs and Baby Tugs (care bears): OH GOODY, GOODY GOSH!!!
Billy Goat 1, 2 and 3: can't we watch a tape instead?
Dumbledore: *as if making the biggest decision of his life* pfft, I `spose…
Billy Goat 3: O.O
Billy Goat 2: dude… what happened to your nose?
Billy Goat 3: O.O *shrug*
Billy Goat 1: Whoa… that's freaky…!
Billy Goat 3: O-O
Billy Goat 2: that's better…
Dumbledore: *putting on a tape* (A/N: for the sake of my semi-plot I'm trying to develop, lets pretend the can actually watch a VHS…)
*Opera-type music is playing with people singing in Latin very loudly. On the TV a picnic basket it shown lying on its side and a bunch of vegetables fall out and start dancing around. The vegetables dance, then suddenly stop and form different shapes and animals and such. Eventually the vegetables eat each other and this starts all over again except with different vegetables and some fruits and they form different shapes. By the way… this isn't a cartoon…*
Inspector Diddle The Cat: what the hell was that shit?!?
Draco: I don't know… but it scares me…
Harry: who in their right mind would make up something like that?!?
Hermione: that's it, Harry! You're exactly right! We must go to the lab-ora- Tory and discover who would make such evil!
Harry: what?
Hermione: yes, Harry, of corse we can stop for lunch…
Harry: but…
Hermione: and toilet…
Harry: but… Hermione… I didn't-
Hermione: FINE! We will ditch Ron and do it ourselves!
Ron: I'm ri `ere!!! (Translation: I'm right here!!!)
Harry: Hermione, what's got into you?
Hermione: *looks around with shifty eyes then starts talking into her pencil* abort mission! We have been found out! I repeat, ABORT MISSION!!!
*A bunch of Death Eaters Apparated around Hermione and disappear in a flash of silver light* (A/N: he he he… sliver light!)
Harry: So Hermione was on the dark side and we *must* help her!
Ron: but, wai a minute, `arry. `ow `ar *we* men ta `elp? (Translation: but, wait a minute, Harry. How are *we* mean to help?)
Harry: Elementary, my dear Ronald. You see, where we find the creator of these awful, awful videotapes, we will find our Hermione! *Tapping his nose*
Ron: hoe… `ow `ar we men ta find theis "creata"? (Translation: oh… how are we meant to find this "creator"?)
Harry: well, we look on the cassette case, and badda-bing badda-boom, it has to show who made it!
Ron: okay `arry, I `spose chu `ar rite… chu go `n look `n I'll get `mi wand! (Translation: OK Harry, I suppose you are right… you go and look and I'll get my wand!)
Harry: *looking on cassette case which reads "Ethelbert The Tiger © ™ LPD. Inc. LTD. LSD. HIV. Mis. Prin. T."* Ethelbert The Tiger? What the…?
Ethelbert The Tiger: My stripes are reeeeeeeeeeeally special!!! *has blue stripes*
Harry: Ummm… yes… well… uhh…
Ron: `arry… wat chu gonna du nowa? (Translation: Harry… what you going to do now?)
Harry: Well… I'm going to assume its Voldemort making these terrible tapes and just go after him… and for god's sakes man, learn to use some pronunciation!!!
~In Dumbledore's office~
Dumbledore: *Sitting on a huge desk with a camera facing at a picnic basket lying on it's side. His favourite opera music is playing in the background. Dumbledore proceeds to use his wand to make some vegetables dance around the table for about 5 minutes then turn into a dinosaur, a dragon, a star, a rectangle and a smiley face, then he makes the vegetables eat each other*
~In Voldemort's lair*
Voldemort: *watching one of Dumbledore's movies* what the hell is this? I thought it was Ethelbert The Tiger!
Hermione: lets all be aeroplanes!!!
*Voldemort, Hermione and about 18 Death Eaters run around with their arms spread out, making aeroplane engine noises*
~On a bench, facing out to sea, with the sun setting over the horizon turning the low-hanging clouds and the water pink~
Ginny: oh, Draco. This is so romantic!
Draco: I know, Ginny, I know.
Ginny: I can't believe this is all happening, it's like a dream or something!
Draco: but Ginny, this is a dream!!! *starts waving arms around*
Ginny: no it's not!!! *covers eyes* if I cant see it, it's not illegal!!!
Draco: oh Ginny, your so cute!
Ginny: you're cute as well!!!
Draco: *hugs Ginny* I hope this moment stays like this forever.
~Sun sets~
Draco: *looks over at where the sun just set* oh! Just oh! Now that just ruins everything!
Ginny: no!!! It doesn't!!! We can still pretend its there…
Draco: no we can't!!! I wanted everything to be perfect for you! I… I love you!
Ginny: *looks at him strangely* are you ok? *Holds hand to his forehead* just as I thought… 10879356489721563! You're burning up! I'd better get a nurse!
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*~TO BE CONTINUED~*
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~In The Next Chapter~ Draco dies!!!
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AN: im a spaz!!!
REVIEW: You know it will haunt you if you don't!!!
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~ I'm Going To Live Forever, Or Die Trying!!!
~The Golden Goose
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AN: I'm so bored!!! Well… I'm watching the tweenies!!! Moo hoo ha ha ha!!! By the way… anyone who has read this far either a) deserves an applause and a pat on the back. Or b) needs to get a life *coughcoughnotgoingtomentionwhocoughcough* also… I oinked the "line" line from my un-best friend, Beccy. Everyone give Beccy a pat on the back!!! Also… This chapter contains a discription of some *very* disturbing programming. Just warning you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Disclaimer* I own my characters. That is all. Don't sue me. I own the 2 gay lions!!! Although nothing is really original, I like to think that they are my own original idea… their names are Ralph and Ernie!
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WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?
CH.12: What the hell is that shit?!?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~In The Last Chapter~
~DEATH COUNT~: 3: Harry (no head… he *has* to be dead, Billy Goat 3 (he was smothered be the rainbow), Hermione (she died just then…).
~In A Classroom Somewhere~
Dumbledore: *At the front of the class* alright my little chick-a-Dee's! It's time for a story!
Baby Hugs and Baby Tugs (care bears): OH GOODY, GOODY GOSH!!!
Billy Goat 1, 2 and 3: can't we watch a tape instead?
Dumbledore: *as if making the biggest decision of his life* pfft, I `spose…
Billy Goat 3: O.O
Billy Goat 2: dude… what happened to your nose?
Billy Goat 3: O.O *shrug*
Billy Goat 1: Whoa… that's freaky…!
Billy Goat 3: O-O
Billy Goat 2: that's better…
Dumbledore: *putting on a tape* (A/N: for the sake of my semi-plot I'm trying to develop, lets pretend the can actually watch a VHS…)
*Opera-type music is playing with people singing in Latin very loudly. On the TV a picnic basket it shown lying on its side and a bunch of vegetables fall out and start dancing around. The vegetables dance, then suddenly stop and form different shapes and animals and such. Eventually the vegetables eat each other and this starts all over again except with different vegetables and some fruits and they form different shapes. By the way… this isn't a cartoon…*
Inspector Diddle The Cat: what the hell was that shit?!?
Draco: I don't know… but it scares me…
Harry: who in their right mind would make up something like that?!?
Hermione: that's it, Harry! You're exactly right! We must go to the lab-ora- Tory and discover who would make such evil!
Harry: what?
Hermione: yes, Harry, of corse we can stop for lunch…
Harry: but…
Hermione: and toilet…
Harry: but… Hermione… I didn't-
Hermione: FINE! We will ditch Ron and do it ourselves!
Ron: I'm ri `ere!!! (Translation: I'm right here!!!)
Harry: Hermione, what's got into you?
Hermione: *looks around with shifty eyes then starts talking into her pencil* abort mission! We have been found out! I repeat, ABORT MISSION!!!
*A bunch of Death Eaters Apparated around Hermione and disappear in a flash of silver light* (A/N: he he he… sliver light!)
Harry: So Hermione was on the dark side and we *must* help her!
Ron: but, wai a minute, `arry. `ow `ar *we* men ta `elp? (Translation: but, wait a minute, Harry. How are *we* mean to help?)
Harry: Elementary, my dear Ronald. You see, where we find the creator of these awful, awful videotapes, we will find our Hermione! *Tapping his nose*
Ron: hoe… `ow `ar we men ta find theis "creata"? (Translation: oh… how are we meant to find this "creator"?)
Harry: well, we look on the cassette case, and badda-bing badda-boom, it has to show who made it!
Ron: okay `arry, I `spose chu `ar rite… chu go `n look `n I'll get `mi wand! (Translation: OK Harry, I suppose you are right… you go and look and I'll get my wand!)
Harry: *looking on cassette case which reads "Ethelbert The Tiger © ™ LPD. Inc. LTD. LSD. HIV. Mis. Prin. T."* Ethelbert The Tiger? What the…?
Ethelbert The Tiger: My stripes are reeeeeeeeeeeally special!!! *has blue stripes*
Harry: Ummm… yes… well… uhh…
Ron: `arry… wat chu gonna du nowa? (Translation: Harry… what you going to do now?)
Harry: Well… I'm going to assume its Voldemort making these terrible tapes and just go after him… and for god's sakes man, learn to use some pronunciation!!!
~In Dumbledore's office~
Dumbledore: *Sitting on a huge desk with a camera facing at a picnic basket lying on it's side. His favourite opera music is playing in the background. Dumbledore proceeds to use his wand to make some vegetables dance around the table for about 5 minutes then turn into a dinosaur, a dragon, a star, a rectangle and a smiley face, then he makes the vegetables eat each other*
~In Voldemort's lair*
Voldemort: *watching one of Dumbledore's movies* what the hell is this? I thought it was Ethelbert The Tiger!
Hermione: lets all be aeroplanes!!!
*Voldemort, Hermione and about 18 Death Eaters run around with their arms spread out, making aeroplane engine noises*
~On a bench, facing out to sea, with the sun setting over the horizon turning the low-hanging clouds and the water pink~
Ginny: oh, Draco. This is so romantic!
Draco: I know, Ginny, I know.
Ginny: I can't believe this is all happening, it's like a dream or something!
Draco: but Ginny, this is a dream!!! *starts waving arms around*
Ginny: no it's not!!! *covers eyes* if I cant see it, it's not illegal!!!
Draco: oh Ginny, your so cute!
Ginny: you're cute as well!!!
Draco: *hugs Ginny* I hope this moment stays like this forever.
~Sun sets~
Draco: *looks over at where the sun just set* oh! Just oh! Now that just ruins everything!
Ginny: no!!! It doesn't!!! We can still pretend its there…
Draco: no we can't!!! I wanted everything to be perfect for you! I… I love you!
Ginny: *looks at him strangely* are you ok? *Holds hand to his forehead* just as I thought… 10879356489721563! You're burning up! I'd better get a nurse!
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*~TO BE CONTINUED~*
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~In The Next Chapter~ Draco dies!!!
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AN: im a spaz!!!
REVIEW: You know it will haunt you if you don't!!!
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~ I'm Going To Live Forever, Or Die Trying!!!
~The Golden Goose
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