AN: I have discovered the ancient art of power point! It's so cool!!! Muahahaha!!! And uhh . holds up a lemon on a stick what is it you ask? It's a lemon on a stick! Also: children should not partake in the reading of this fic, with laces in their shoes.

Disclaimer I own the following things: blank. Need I say more? But here is a list of things that I don't own . Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Sirius, Remus, Fluffy, Crabb, Goyle, Snape, Oliva, Fred, George, Ginny, Percy, Any other Wesley's, The Dementors, Katie, Angelina, Lavender, The Slytherin Quiddich Team, Rudi, Beccy, John, Brett, The House Flags, Nurse Beccy, The 2 Gay Lions, The Teletubbies, The Power Puff Girls, The Daisy, Meat Pies, Captain Planet, The Pig - Guy From Captain Planet, 3 Billy Goats, Nikky Webster, The Man On The Moon, The Tomato, or this little orange thing on a stick . holds up an orange thing on a stick

WHY CANT SNAPE JUST BAKE THE CAKE?!?

CH.14: The Evil Return of Evil Nurse Beccy!!!

In The Last Chapter

Harry and Ron found something very disturbing, Draco is dieing, Ginny and Draco are snuggling, and the orange thing on the stick keeps trying to eat my head.

Ginny looked at Draco thankfully and climbed into bed with Draco and snuggled up to him.

They stayed there for what seemed like an eternity, just holding each other and looking into each others eyes, trying to get their faces imprinted into their minds eye, learning each crevice, each freckle.

That was until, Ginny suddenly realised ...

"Draco, your knee is jabbing into my spine!"

"Well, I can't exactly move it, now can I?" (Oh, yes, did I mention that Draco is in a full-body cast?)

Then in bustled a nurse . not just any nurse . it is dramatic pause THE EVIL NURSE BECCY!!! The Evil Nurse Beccy is tallish with strawberry/blond hair and odd eyes that keep changing colour. She also has lots of frekkers! :-)

The Evil Nurse Beccy walked up to Ginny and yelled at the top of her lungs "That's it! You're out of here right now! You're aggravating my patients!" then she kicked Ginny in the stomach before turning around and looking at Draco evilly.

"uhh ." Draco started but was cut off by The Evil Nurse Beccy

"SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!"

Billy Goat 3 (Who happens to be in a hospital bed): O-O

The Evil Nurse Beccy glared at Draco evilly and started to walk her sinister walk over to his bed, cracking her knuckles to look more sinister.

The Evil Nurse Beccy picked up a feather and tickled Draco. Draco died at 10:49 AM 28/9/2002. (AN: YES! He's finally dead!)

Inside was one of the most horrific things that ever existed. I mean . it's beyond the human imagination to come up with it . so it has to be real . not just some old wives tale to scare little children.

It was . the 2 gay lions . having one of their famous orgies! Oh, and Lord Voldemort and Hermione being aeroplanes!

"Hermione!" Harry hollered, "You're coming home right now!"

"I can't, Harry!" Hermione hollered back, "I am home!"

"Hermione ." Ron whispered, "You belong with us ."

"No, Ron!" Hermione explained, "I belong here, with my husband." Then Lord Voldemort strolled up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist.

"Hermione?" Harry questioned, "Are you drunk?"

"Well ." Hermione began, "I might've had one glass of wine . or was it 2? The one bottle of vodka . or was it 2? Then one butterbeer . or was it 2?"

"Hermione!" Ron yelled, "I can't leave you here while you're intoxicated!"

"It's too late Ron!" Hermione muttered, "I already have children!" Then two kids came walking out.

"So . they're your kids?" Ron asked

"Yes . This is Flo, She's 10, and Mark, he's 16 ." Hermione informed them.

"Oh ." Ron sighed, hung his head and started to walk out of the room.

"Wait Ron!" Harry wailed, "Hermione? How can that be? Are hey really your biological children?"

"Yes"

"5 and 16? You've only been gone 3 days ." Harry pointed out.

"Harry ." Hermione muttered through gritted teeth, "Don't reveal plot holes!"

They all just stood in an awkward (AN: that's an odd word .) silence for about 5 minutes.

"So . do you like . stuff?" asked Lord Voldemort.

"Uhh . stuff is alright ." answered Harry.

"OH SCREW THIS CRAP! ABRA KADABRA!" Lord Voldemort yelled and Harry died . and so did Ron .

In the forbidden Forest

Hey look! It's me! And Rudi! And The Rainbow! And, Hey look, we have Monty with us!

Look closely . what are we doing? We're . wait a minute . we're digging a hole . OHMIGOD! IT'S THE INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE! This isn't good . this is NOT good . I sense something demonic going down . this is some David Copperfield shit right here!

TO BE CONTINUED

In The Next Chapter More stuff .

There's a place called heaven and a place called hell, A place called prison and a place called gaol . and I'm probably off to all of them except one .

I just murdered the alphabet.

The Golden Goose