The Halloween Haunted House
Everyone: *Are walking along trick-or-treating when it starts to rain. The
only shelter in sight seems to be a rather spooky looking house*
Duo: There, lets go inside there.
Everyone: *Go into the house*
Relena: This house looks straight out of a black and white horror movie.
Aria: ~This is perfect. Ready for plan scare?~ Yeah, it does. This is
great.
Quatre: Great?
Duo: ~I'm ready~
Aria: ~Good. Remember, we can't be gone at the same time. Who's going
first?~ Don't tell me you're afraid.
Quatre: S-scared, of course not.
Aria: You are scared. And I bet you believe all those scary things could
happen, too.
Relena: Scary things? *Moves closer to Heero*
Aria: Yeah, the scary things. Ghost, and goblins, and dolls who want to
kill you.
Wufei: Dolls who want to kill you? Somebody has been watching too much
T.V.
Aria: I was just naming scary movie themes.
Duo: ~Should probably be me, they'd get suspicious if you went~
Aria: ~Ok.~
Duo: ~I think we can scare Relena and Quatre some more before I leave~
Aria: Zombies that come up behind you. Slowly lower a hand to your shoulder. Don't know they're there until it's too late. *Wicked smile*
Relena: Z-z-zombies? *Whimper*
Aria: Vampires, just waiting to bite into your neck
Quatre: *Looks around nervously*
Aria: Murderers with weird masks just waiting to get revenge for one thing or another.
Duo: ~Wierd masks? *snicker*~
Aria: Witches making potions to steal your immortal soul.
Relena: *Points to the door* We could just go home, what's a little rain compared to our lives?
Quatre: Sounds good to me.
Aria: Then, of course, there are the monster that attack outside. They're the ones that rip you limb from limb, slowly. Eat you alive. Relena: *Takes Heero's arm* You won't let the monsters get me will you?
Heero: There aren't monsters.
Aria: But of course there are. Isn't that one creeping up right behind Quatre?
Quatre: Eek! *Jumps about a foot off the ground and runs off*
Aria: *Bursts out laughing*
Duo: I guess it was just some shadows *Cracks up*
Trowa: We'd better go find Quatre.
Relena: I don't wanna get eaten by the monsters. Can't I just stay here? He-kun can stay with me.
Aria: It's not very smart to separate. *Laughs* That's the way people die in scary movies.
Duo: We better hurry, the ghosts may have taken his soul by now.
Aria: Or maybe the psycho killer got him.
Duo: Or the demons.
Aria: The vampires
Relena: Alright! Alright! Let's just get this over with and leave! *Death grip on Heero*
Duo: If we're still alive enough to leave that is...
Aria: Oh, at least two people always live.
Duo: I guess that covers us, it's been nice knowing you Relena.
Aria: It seems to me like Relena would be the one to live.
Duo: Are you suggesting that you or I die instead?
Aria: I said at least two. Sometimes three live.
Wufei: Would you two bakas shut up, if anyone is going to die, It's going to be you two, and it will be by my hand, or blade.
Aria: Of course, since scary movies aren't real, none of us is going to die.
Duo: Quite true, now let's go find Quatre. *Walks off to where Quatre ran off*
*Group follow*
Quatre: *Cowering in the corner at the end of the hallway*
Trowa: Quatre, you ok? There wasn't a monster, Aria was just scaring you.
Relena: *Looks around* Speaking of monsters, where's Duo?
Quatre: It was terrible.....terrible... Something.....got Duo.
Trowa: What do you mean something got Duo?
Quatre: And I'm next, that's the way it happens in the movies, first some innocent person, then the first person to see the monster.
Heero: This isn't a movie, Quatre. Nothing's going to get you.
Duo: He was walking and then something came running toward him, and he was gone... It's gonna get me, I just know it is.
Trowa: It's not going to get you.
Aria: I dunno about that. They do kill off people who see the monster. And especially the nice people. So I guess if Wu-man sees it, he's got nothing to worry about. Quatre: If only I had known, then I'd have made my will....
Trowa: No one's going to die, Quat.
Quatre: Well, I suppose I might as well get this over with. *Stands up*
Aria: Maybe we should go look for Duo.
Relena: *Thinks: Figures* Ok then, lets hurry up and get this done. *Looks around nervously, and lessens her death grip on Heero's arm a bit*
Heero: Where do you plan on searching?
Aria: Dunno. Anyone have any ideas?
Quatre: He disappeared that way *points*
Aria: Then I guess that's the way we're going. Wufei: Well, since none of you are going to lead, I will. *Walks in the appointed direction*
*Group follow* Aria: So, what exactly did this monster look like?
Quatre: It was like a shadow, but solid, I'm not quite sure...
Relena: I saw that in a movie!!! It runs around and steals your brain, it can take on any shape! *Grabs Heero*
Heero: It's all right Relena. Nothing's going to get us.
Relena: *Whimper* If you say so...
*Creaking is heard, coming from the basement, with creepy ghostly moans* Aria: Maybe we should go check that out. Relena: *Muttering under her breath* Nothings going to get me, Nothings going to get me, Nothings going to get me... Let's keep on moving. *Walks down to the basement* *Group downstairs. Group enters a room.* Aria: It sure is dark. Don't the monsters always attack in the dark? Quatre: Is it too much to ask, to be able to see what kills you? Aria: Would you really want to see what killed you? You might have eternal nightmares about it. Quatre: If I'm already dead how can I have nightmares about it?! Aria: Ya never know *Scratching noises heard* Relena: Oh, great...just great... *If her grip gets any tighter she'll draw blood* Quatre: Let's just find Duo and get out of here. Aria: Hey, look. I found a flashlight. *Turns it on* Relena: *Loosens her grip a tiny bit* Light,...is good... Trowa: Where'd you find it? Aria: ^^; I just found it. Relena: Light is light, is light. Quatre: Let's keep moving, the faster we are, the sooner we find Duo and leave.
Wufei: And the sooner I can kill him for making us look for him.
Relena: If the monsters haven't got him already that is...
Trowa: There aren't monsters.
Relena: There are no such things as monsters....There are no such things as monsters....There are no such things as monsters....There are no such things as monsters.... *Continues chanting under her breath*
*Nails on chalkboard sound heard*
Heero: *Points in the direction the sound came from* Looks like we go that way.
Duo: ~I'm gonna split the group up, anyone easily ready to pick off?~
Aria: ~Quatre if ya wanna give him a heart attack.~
Duo: ~He's much too easy, anyone else?~
Aria: ~Hm. Well, Relena would probably have to be surgically removed from Heero at the moment. Wu-man's leading. Trowa's just kinda walking along behind.~
Duo: ~I'll create a diversion, try to get them all seperated ok?~
Aria: ~Ok.~
*A hissing sound comes straight at them very fast and pounces on Trowa*
Aria: *Starts running godspeed around the room, stopping in several places to mimic voices before starting off to another*
Quatre: *Runs off in a direction*
Trowa: *Gotten the cat away from him, and started in another direction*
Wufei: *Wandered off in a completely different direction*
Relena: *Breaks through the skin*
Heero: Relena, you don't have to hold on so tight.
Aria: *Has calmly walked off in a fourth direction* ~They're all separated, except Heero and Relena.~
Relena: *Looks at her hand and lets go completely* Gomen nasai, Heero-kun. Heero: It's all right. Now, we should go find everyone.
Duo: ~It would have taken a miracle to get those two apart. Proceed with Phase 3.~
Relena: *Nervously* h-hai
Heero: *Takes Relena's hand, and leads off in a fifth direction.*
Duo: *Leapfrogs over Aria* I'm back. ^^
Aria: *Smiles.* Hi.
Duo: *Laughs loudly, said between laughs* You should have *laughing* seen their faces!
Aria: I can just imagine.
Duo: *Recovering from laughing* I think Relena actually drew some blood back there...
Aria: Probably.
Duo: Poor Heero, ya know, the Matrix is on at 8. Think we can scare them and be home in time to watch?
Aria: Should be _plenty_ of time.
Duo: *Evil smile* Let's get started then. What shall we be? Zombies? Vampires? Or just murders in masks?
Aria: *Laughs* Who're we going after first? Duo: You get first victim choice.
Aria: Then let's get Wu-man first.
Duo: Now to decide which would scare him the best...
Aria: How about ghosts?
Duo: As soon as I think of how, sure.
Aria: We could do the traditional sheets, or add some special effect lighting.
Duo: It'd be very funny if he fell for the sheets alone, but I think both would work.
Aria: Then lets go set it up.
Duo and Aria: *Sneak off and set up lighting ect* Wufei: *Thinks: That bakayaro, just wait till I find Duo... I'll chop him into little bits with my katana, if Heero hasn't already gotten to him that is...*
Duo and Aria: *Hiding behind a corner near Wu-man, just waiting for him to come around it*
Wufei: *Turns corner*
Duo and Aira: *With the special lighting, they almost appear see through. Making 'scary' noises*
Wufei: *Caught off-guard and looks surprised/slightly scared*
Duo and Aria: *Circle around him very fast*
Wufei: *Confused, dizzy, * M-m-meiran? *Follows them circling getting more dizzy and slumps to the floor* Aria: *Looks at Duo* Meiran?? Duo: *Shrugs* Aria: I guess we'll have to ask him. When he wakes up. Duo: I was just about to say that. Aria: Now, who's next. Duo: I believe it is my turn to choose the victim? We'll go for an easy one, Quatre Aria: And we'll be..? Duo: Um. Killers in masks? Aria: Scream masks? Duo: Do you have 2 of those? Aria: Sure. If I can find them. *Reaches into hammerspace* Uh, hold on a sec. *Jumps into hammerspace all but her feet, and jumps back out triumphiantly* Got um. Duo: *Claps* Aria: *Hands one of the masks to Duo, and puts on the other.* Duo: *Puts on the mask* Wait a minute, I'll grab my scythe. *Leans into hammerspace to his waist and comes out holding it* There we go. Aria: Hmm, I think I need a weapon, too. Don't they usually have a big knife? Duo: Like in Pscyho? Aria: Uh, kinda. It's a knife they use to kill all the people, right? Duo: Whatever, so long as it looks scary Aria: KK. Wait a sec, then. *Reaches into hammerspace. Cuts finger on the knife* Ow. *Heals finger, grabs knife out of hammerspace* Ok, now, off to find Quatre? Duo: Hai Duo and Aria: *Stick Wu-man in a closet, door locked shut. Then walk off, soon finding Quatre* Quatre: *In a corner, rocking* There are no such things as monsters. Trowa says so, Heero says so. Monsters can't hurt me, they aren't real. Duo: ~Ready to change his opinion?~ Aria: ~Yup. Too bad we're killers, not monsters.~ Duo: ~Ahh, close enough.~ Aria: ~Let's get him.~ Duo: ~I just came up with a great idea.~ Aria: ~Ok, what?~ Duo: ~I thought of the perfect thing for them~ Aria: ~What?~ Duo: ~Evil possessed teddy bears that bite your head off~ Aria: ~Oooh, I like it.~ Duo: ~^^~ Aria: ~Now, let's get Quatre.~ Duo and Aria: *Step in front of Quatre. In creepy voices* Your time is up......Quatre...... Quatre: M-m-m-y time? Duo and Aria: Your time....to.....live. Quatre: I'm to young to die. *Faints* Duo: ~That was too easy. Closet time~ Duo and Aria: *Stick Quatre in a closet, door locked* Duo: ~Why are we sticking them in closets again?~ Aria: ~*Shrugs* It's fun?~ Duo: ~*Shrug* If you say so. Your pick who's next~ Aria: ~Let's get Heero and Relena with those teddy bears.~ Duo: ~_This_ should be _fun_~ Aria: ~Much fun.~ Relena: We're getting out of here soon aren't we Heero? Heero: Yes. Soon we'll be out and home. Relena: Heero, what's that over there? *Points to a small shadowy figure* Heero: *Shrugs* I don't know. We could go look. Relena: Um, maybe you? I seem to be frozen in place. Heero: All right. *Let's go of her hand. Goes to look at the small shadowy figure Picks up a teddy bear, and walks back to Relena* It's just a teddy bear. Relena: Kawaii, can I hold it? Heero: *Hands it to her* Relena: Somehow I feel safer now. *Smile* Duo: ~Relena took the bear~ Aria: ~Oh, this is gonna be good.~ Duo: ~Exspecially since they're not holding hands~ *Pushes the button that turns on the glowing eyes* Relena: Heero, why do you suppose a teddy bear is in a haunted house? Heero: The house isn't haunted. It probably belongs to the owner of this place. Relena: Do you think were tresspassing then? Heero: We'll just tell them we had to get out of the rain. They don't seem to be here anyway. Relena: I suppose....*Looks at the teddy bear. Scared* H-heero.. Heero: Nani? Relena: Tell me.....tell me those aren't glowing eyes in this teddy bear.... Duo: ~Watch this~ Heero: Maybe it's just light reflecting on them. Duo: *Pushes button and the head turns around 360 degrees* Aria: ~Where'd you _find_ this bear?~ Duo: ~I'm a mechanical genuis, what can I say?~ Heero: Relena. Drop the bear. Relena: *Lets go and the bear falls to the ground* Duo: ~Bet Heero wont be buying any teddy bears for Relena anytime soon~ *Makes the bear stand up* Relena: *Starts backing towards Heero* Duo: ~Sorry Relena, gotta keep you two seperate~ *Makes the bear run at Relena, blocking her path to Heero* ~Wanna take a turn?~ Aria: ~Sure.~ *Takes the remote. Makes the bear jump onto Relena's shoulder's when it reaches her* Relena: *Screams. Tries to get the bear off* Aria: *Makes it jump onto her head* Relena: *Shakes head trying to get it off* Aria: *Makes it laugh wickedly, then start messing up her hair* Duo: ~Remind me not to make you mad~ Heero: *Runs over to help Relena* Aria: *Makes the bear jump off Relena, and land on Heero's face, with enough force to push him onto his back* ~*Laughs wickedly* This is fun!~ Duo: ~Good job~ Heero: *Raises his hands, flailing to get the demon bear off of him* Relena: Heero. *Faints and hits the floor* Aria: *Makes bear jump off his head high into the air, and land on his stomache, knocking the wind out of him* Duo: ~I suppose we need two closets for them, right?~ Aria: ~Yup. Move Heero first.~ Duo: *Puts Heero in a closet and locks it* Aria: *Puts Relena in a closet and locks it* Duo: ~Let's see, Relena, Heero, Quatre, Wufei. That leaves Trowa right?~ Aria: ~Yup. Now, what to scare Trowa with.~ Duo: ~Hmmm. Pies? lol~ Trowa: *Has found a way outside, and is sitting in the grass (A/N- The rain stopped.) outside, waiting for the others to come out* Duo: *Looks out a window* ~Hey, Trowa's outside already~ Aria: ~Already? Darn.~ Duo: ~Yup. So we leave them all in the closets and go home to watch the Matrix?~ Aria: ~Locks all set to unlock at midnight?~ Duo: ~Yes, and with all the cracks they should have plenty of air.~ Aria: ~Ok. Let's go home.~ Duo: ~Sure~ Hi Trowa Trowa: So, you finished scary everyone? Duo: *Smile* You should seen their faces. Aria: It was _great_. Especially Wu-man. Duo: We gotta ask him about Meiran. Trowa: Meiran? Duo: That's what we'd like to know. Aria: We were dressed as ghosts to scare him, and he said Meiran and fainted. Duo: Uh-huh. Quatre was no challenge. Aria did a great job on Heero. Trowa: *Raises an eyebrow* Duo: Relena and Heero may re-think their ideas about teddy bears. *Evil smile* Trowa: *Shakes head* I don't think I want to know. Duo: *Regular smile* I'm sure you'll be hearing about it sometime. Aria: Well, let's go home. They won't be coming out 'til midnight. Duo: Yup, and The Matrix starts in 30 min. You coming with Trowa? Trowa: *Shrugs* I guess so. Duo: Think we should come back at midnight to see how they look when they get out? Aria: Of course. What was all that for if not to have the fun of seeing their faces when they're out. Duo: Oh, I can bring the camera! Aria: Good idea! Duo: Especially when they figure out it was us. Aria: If they're awake, they probably have. Duo: *Laughs* I dun know about Wufei. Aria: Maybe not. But when he does, he'll be hopping angry. Duo: I bet. Let's go home. Duo, Aria, and Trowa: *Go back home and watch the Matrix then come back at midnight* *The locks open, and they're all free* Relena: *Steps out and looks around franic* Heero? Heero: *Just coming out* Those two baka. Relena: *Glomps Heero* I was so scared. Heero: Let's get out of here now. I have to go kill those two. Relena: Sure. *Lets go* Quatre: *Sees them and walks over* This was Duo and Aria's work wasn't it? Heero: Yes, obviously. Wufei: *Walks to the group* I don't care what you say, but I have dibs on killing Aria. Heero: What'd she do to you. Wufei: *Mumbles* I just do ok? Relena: Ok by me Heero: Fine. Quatre: All right Heero, Relena, Quatre, and Wufei: *Walk through the doors, Duo taking photos as they come out*
Wufei: Onna, you are going to die.
Aria: Ok, but before you kill me, who's Meiran?
Wufei: Meiran, how do you know about Meiran?
Aria: You said Meiran before you fainted.
Wufei: I didn't faint, I just...
Aria: Fell asleep?
Wufei: *Glare*
Aria: Well, who's Meiran?
Wufei: I lost my balance, that's all, I was dizzy. I don't think you need to know who she is.
Duo: She?
Aria: C'mon, who is she?
Wufei: *Glare at Duo* She was an onna
Aria: No, really, we thought _she_ was a guy.
Wufe: Hey my dead wife deserves _some_ respect! Oops.
Aria: Yo..your dead wife?
Duo: *Laughing*
Aria: You have a dead wife?
Wufei: Yes, I had a wife, and now she is dead. You have a problem with that?!
Aria: Woah, someone's still sensitive on the subject.
Duo: *Stops laughing holding his sides and begins to breath*
Wufei: I'm not sensitive, she only died 5 years ago.
Duo: 5 years
Wufei: *Glare* It was the clan's decision.
Duo: That she die?
Wufei: No baka, that we married.
Aria: So, you didn't want to marry her. I think you ended up liking her before she died, though.
Wufei: I respect my elders. She was still weak. And it's none of your buisness onna!
Aria: You miss her, don't you.
Wufei: Shuddup
Aria: Aww, that's so _kawaii_
Duo: That'd be a first.
Wufei: You better watch it, one day, when you least exspect it, I'll kill you.
Relena: So, anymore death threats or can we go home?
Aria: We can go home.
Relena: I don't think your opinion really counts in this matter.
Aria: Fine. You guys can all stay here, and I'll go home.
Relena: I suppose, I would like to go home. Let's go home
THE END
Aria: ~Ok.~
Duo: ~I think we can scare Relena and Quatre some more before I leave~
Aria: Zombies that come up behind you. Slowly lower a hand to your shoulder. Don't know they're there until it's too late. *Wicked smile*
Relena: Z-z-zombies? *Whimper*
Aria: Vampires, just waiting to bite into your neck
Quatre: *Looks around nervously*
Aria: Murderers with weird masks just waiting to get revenge for one thing or another.
Duo: ~Wierd masks? *snicker*~
Aria: Witches making potions to steal your immortal soul.
Relena: *Points to the door* We could just go home, what's a little rain compared to our lives?
Quatre: Sounds good to me.
Aria: Then, of course, there are the monster that attack outside. They're the ones that rip you limb from limb, slowly. Eat you alive. Relena: *Takes Heero's arm* You won't let the monsters get me will you?
Heero: There aren't monsters.
Aria: But of course there are. Isn't that one creeping up right behind Quatre?
Quatre: Eek! *Jumps about a foot off the ground and runs off*
Aria: *Bursts out laughing*
Duo: I guess it was just some shadows *Cracks up*
Trowa: We'd better go find Quatre.
Relena: I don't wanna get eaten by the monsters. Can't I just stay here? He-kun can stay with me.
Aria: It's not very smart to separate. *Laughs* That's the way people die in scary movies.
Duo: We better hurry, the ghosts may have taken his soul by now.
Aria: Or maybe the psycho killer got him.
Duo: Or the demons.
Aria: The vampires
Relena: Alright! Alright! Let's just get this over with and leave! *Death grip on Heero*
Duo: If we're still alive enough to leave that is...
Aria: Oh, at least two people always live.
Duo: I guess that covers us, it's been nice knowing you Relena.
Aria: It seems to me like Relena would be the one to live.
Duo: Are you suggesting that you or I die instead?
Aria: I said at least two. Sometimes three live.
Wufei: Would you two bakas shut up, if anyone is going to die, It's going to be you two, and it will be by my hand, or blade.
Aria: Of course, since scary movies aren't real, none of us is going to die.
Duo: Quite true, now let's go find Quatre. *Walks off to where Quatre ran off*
*Group follow*
Quatre: *Cowering in the corner at the end of the hallway*
Trowa: Quatre, you ok? There wasn't a monster, Aria was just scaring you.
Relena: *Looks around* Speaking of monsters, where's Duo?
Quatre: It was terrible.....terrible... Something.....got Duo.
Trowa: What do you mean something got Duo?
Quatre: And I'm next, that's the way it happens in the movies, first some innocent person, then the first person to see the monster.
Heero: This isn't a movie, Quatre. Nothing's going to get you.
Duo: He was walking and then something came running toward him, and he was gone... It's gonna get me, I just know it is.
Trowa: It's not going to get you.
Aria: I dunno about that. They do kill off people who see the monster. And especially the nice people. So I guess if Wu-man sees it, he's got nothing to worry about. Quatre: If only I had known, then I'd have made my will....
Trowa: No one's going to die, Quat.
Quatre: Well, I suppose I might as well get this over with. *Stands up*
Aria: Maybe we should go look for Duo.
Relena: *Thinks: Figures* Ok then, lets hurry up and get this done. *Looks around nervously, and lessens her death grip on Heero's arm a bit*
Heero: Where do you plan on searching?
Aria: Dunno. Anyone have any ideas?
Quatre: He disappeared that way *points*
Aria: Then I guess that's the way we're going. Wufei: Well, since none of you are going to lead, I will. *Walks in the appointed direction*
*Group follow* Aria: So, what exactly did this monster look like?
Quatre: It was like a shadow, but solid, I'm not quite sure...
Relena: I saw that in a movie!!! It runs around and steals your brain, it can take on any shape! *Grabs Heero*
Heero: It's all right Relena. Nothing's going to get us.
Relena: *Whimper* If you say so...
*Creaking is heard, coming from the basement, with creepy ghostly moans* Aria: Maybe we should go check that out. Relena: *Muttering under her breath* Nothings going to get me, Nothings going to get me, Nothings going to get me... Let's keep on moving. *Walks down to the basement* *Group downstairs. Group enters a room.* Aria: It sure is dark. Don't the monsters always attack in the dark? Quatre: Is it too much to ask, to be able to see what kills you? Aria: Would you really want to see what killed you? You might have eternal nightmares about it. Quatre: If I'm already dead how can I have nightmares about it?! Aria: Ya never know *Scratching noises heard* Relena: Oh, great...just great... *If her grip gets any tighter she'll draw blood* Quatre: Let's just find Duo and get out of here. Aria: Hey, look. I found a flashlight. *Turns it on* Relena: *Loosens her grip a tiny bit* Light,...is good... Trowa: Where'd you find it? Aria: ^^; I just found it. Relena: Light is light, is light. Quatre: Let's keep moving, the faster we are, the sooner we find Duo and leave.
Wufei: And the sooner I can kill him for making us look for him.
Relena: If the monsters haven't got him already that is...
Trowa: There aren't monsters.
Relena: There are no such things as monsters....There are no such things as monsters....There are no such things as monsters....There are no such things as monsters.... *Continues chanting under her breath*
*Nails on chalkboard sound heard*
Heero: *Points in the direction the sound came from* Looks like we go that way.
Duo: ~I'm gonna split the group up, anyone easily ready to pick off?~
Aria: ~Quatre if ya wanna give him a heart attack.~
Duo: ~He's much too easy, anyone else?~
Aria: ~Hm. Well, Relena would probably have to be surgically removed from Heero at the moment. Wu-man's leading. Trowa's just kinda walking along behind.~
Duo: ~I'll create a diversion, try to get them all seperated ok?~
Aria: ~Ok.~
*A hissing sound comes straight at them very fast and pounces on Trowa*
Aria: *Starts running godspeed around the room, stopping in several places to mimic voices before starting off to another*
Quatre: *Runs off in a direction*
Trowa: *Gotten the cat away from him, and started in another direction*
Wufei: *Wandered off in a completely different direction*
Relena: *Breaks through the skin*
Heero: Relena, you don't have to hold on so tight.
Aria: *Has calmly walked off in a fourth direction* ~They're all separated, except Heero and Relena.~
Relena: *Looks at her hand and lets go completely* Gomen nasai, Heero-kun. Heero: It's all right. Now, we should go find everyone.
Duo: ~It would have taken a miracle to get those two apart. Proceed with Phase 3.~
Relena: *Nervously* h-hai
Heero: *Takes Relena's hand, and leads off in a fifth direction.*
Duo: *Leapfrogs over Aria* I'm back. ^^
Aria: *Smiles.* Hi.
Duo: *Laughs loudly, said between laughs* You should have *laughing* seen their faces!
Aria: I can just imagine.
Duo: *Recovering from laughing* I think Relena actually drew some blood back there...
Aria: Probably.
Duo: Poor Heero, ya know, the Matrix is on at 8. Think we can scare them and be home in time to watch?
Aria: Should be _plenty_ of time.
Duo: *Evil smile* Let's get started then. What shall we be? Zombies? Vampires? Or just murders in masks?
Aria: *Laughs* Who're we going after first? Duo: You get first victim choice.
Aria: Then let's get Wu-man first.
Duo: Now to decide which would scare him the best...
Aria: How about ghosts?
Duo: As soon as I think of how, sure.
Aria: We could do the traditional sheets, or add some special effect lighting.
Duo: It'd be very funny if he fell for the sheets alone, but I think both would work.
Aria: Then lets go set it up.
Duo and Aria: *Sneak off and set up lighting ect* Wufei: *Thinks: That bakayaro, just wait till I find Duo... I'll chop him into little bits with my katana, if Heero hasn't already gotten to him that is...*
Duo and Aria: *Hiding behind a corner near Wu-man, just waiting for him to come around it*
Wufei: *Turns corner*
Duo and Aira: *With the special lighting, they almost appear see through. Making 'scary' noises*
Wufei: *Caught off-guard and looks surprised/slightly scared*
Duo and Aria: *Circle around him very fast*
Wufei: *Confused, dizzy, * M-m-meiran? *Follows them circling getting more dizzy and slumps to the floor* Aria: *Looks at Duo* Meiran?? Duo: *Shrugs* Aria: I guess we'll have to ask him. When he wakes up. Duo: I was just about to say that. Aria: Now, who's next. Duo: I believe it is my turn to choose the victim? We'll go for an easy one, Quatre Aria: And we'll be..? Duo: Um. Killers in masks? Aria: Scream masks? Duo: Do you have 2 of those? Aria: Sure. If I can find them. *Reaches into hammerspace* Uh, hold on a sec. *Jumps into hammerspace all but her feet, and jumps back out triumphiantly* Got um. Duo: *Claps* Aria: *Hands one of the masks to Duo, and puts on the other.* Duo: *Puts on the mask* Wait a minute, I'll grab my scythe. *Leans into hammerspace to his waist and comes out holding it* There we go. Aria: Hmm, I think I need a weapon, too. Don't they usually have a big knife? Duo: Like in Pscyho? Aria: Uh, kinda. It's a knife they use to kill all the people, right? Duo: Whatever, so long as it looks scary Aria: KK. Wait a sec, then. *Reaches into hammerspace. Cuts finger on the knife* Ow. *Heals finger, grabs knife out of hammerspace* Ok, now, off to find Quatre? Duo: Hai Duo and Aria: *Stick Wu-man in a closet, door locked shut. Then walk off, soon finding Quatre* Quatre: *In a corner, rocking* There are no such things as monsters. Trowa says so, Heero says so. Monsters can't hurt me, they aren't real. Duo: ~Ready to change his opinion?~ Aria: ~Yup. Too bad we're killers, not monsters.~ Duo: ~Ahh, close enough.~ Aria: ~Let's get him.~ Duo: ~I just came up with a great idea.~ Aria: ~Ok, what?~ Duo: ~I thought of the perfect thing for them~ Aria: ~What?~ Duo: ~Evil possessed teddy bears that bite your head off~ Aria: ~Oooh, I like it.~ Duo: ~^^~ Aria: ~Now, let's get Quatre.~ Duo and Aria: *Step in front of Quatre. In creepy voices* Your time is up......Quatre...... Quatre: M-m-m-y time? Duo and Aria: Your time....to.....live. Quatre: I'm to young to die. *Faints* Duo: ~That was too easy. Closet time~ Duo and Aria: *Stick Quatre in a closet, door locked* Duo: ~Why are we sticking them in closets again?~ Aria: ~*Shrugs* It's fun?~ Duo: ~*Shrug* If you say so. Your pick who's next~ Aria: ~Let's get Heero and Relena with those teddy bears.~ Duo: ~_This_ should be _fun_~ Aria: ~Much fun.~ Relena: We're getting out of here soon aren't we Heero? Heero: Yes. Soon we'll be out and home. Relena: Heero, what's that over there? *Points to a small shadowy figure* Heero: *Shrugs* I don't know. We could go look. Relena: Um, maybe you? I seem to be frozen in place. Heero: All right. *Let's go of her hand. Goes to look at the small shadowy figure Picks up a teddy bear, and walks back to Relena* It's just a teddy bear. Relena: Kawaii, can I hold it? Heero: *Hands it to her* Relena: Somehow I feel safer now. *Smile* Duo: ~Relena took the bear~ Aria: ~Oh, this is gonna be good.~ Duo: ~Exspecially since they're not holding hands~ *Pushes the button that turns on the glowing eyes* Relena: Heero, why do you suppose a teddy bear is in a haunted house? Heero: The house isn't haunted. It probably belongs to the owner of this place. Relena: Do you think were tresspassing then? Heero: We'll just tell them we had to get out of the rain. They don't seem to be here anyway. Relena: I suppose....*Looks at the teddy bear. Scared* H-heero.. Heero: Nani? Relena: Tell me.....tell me those aren't glowing eyes in this teddy bear.... Duo: ~Watch this~ Heero: Maybe it's just light reflecting on them. Duo: *Pushes button and the head turns around 360 degrees* Aria: ~Where'd you _find_ this bear?~ Duo: ~I'm a mechanical genuis, what can I say?~ Heero: Relena. Drop the bear. Relena: *Lets go and the bear falls to the ground* Duo: ~Bet Heero wont be buying any teddy bears for Relena anytime soon~ *Makes the bear stand up* Relena: *Starts backing towards Heero* Duo: ~Sorry Relena, gotta keep you two seperate~ *Makes the bear run at Relena, blocking her path to Heero* ~Wanna take a turn?~ Aria: ~Sure.~ *Takes the remote. Makes the bear jump onto Relena's shoulder's when it reaches her* Relena: *Screams. Tries to get the bear off* Aria: *Makes it jump onto her head* Relena: *Shakes head trying to get it off* Aria: *Makes it laugh wickedly, then start messing up her hair* Duo: ~Remind me not to make you mad~ Heero: *Runs over to help Relena* Aria: *Makes the bear jump off Relena, and land on Heero's face, with enough force to push him onto his back* ~*Laughs wickedly* This is fun!~ Duo: ~Good job~ Heero: *Raises his hands, flailing to get the demon bear off of him* Relena: Heero. *Faints and hits the floor* Aria: *Makes bear jump off his head high into the air, and land on his stomache, knocking the wind out of him* Duo: ~I suppose we need two closets for them, right?~ Aria: ~Yup. Move Heero first.~ Duo: *Puts Heero in a closet and locks it* Aria: *Puts Relena in a closet and locks it* Duo: ~Let's see, Relena, Heero, Quatre, Wufei. That leaves Trowa right?~ Aria: ~Yup. Now, what to scare Trowa with.~ Duo: ~Hmmm. Pies? lol~ Trowa: *Has found a way outside, and is sitting in the grass (A/N- The rain stopped.) outside, waiting for the others to come out* Duo: *Looks out a window* ~Hey, Trowa's outside already~ Aria: ~Already? Darn.~ Duo: ~Yup. So we leave them all in the closets and go home to watch the Matrix?~ Aria: ~Locks all set to unlock at midnight?~ Duo: ~Yes, and with all the cracks they should have plenty of air.~ Aria: ~Ok. Let's go home.~ Duo: ~Sure~ Hi Trowa Trowa: So, you finished scary everyone? Duo: *Smile* You should seen their faces. Aria: It was _great_. Especially Wu-man. Duo: We gotta ask him about Meiran. Trowa: Meiran? Duo: That's what we'd like to know. Aria: We were dressed as ghosts to scare him, and he said Meiran and fainted. Duo: Uh-huh. Quatre was no challenge. Aria did a great job on Heero. Trowa: *Raises an eyebrow* Duo: Relena and Heero may re-think their ideas about teddy bears. *Evil smile* Trowa: *Shakes head* I don't think I want to know. Duo: *Regular smile* I'm sure you'll be hearing about it sometime. Aria: Well, let's go home. They won't be coming out 'til midnight. Duo: Yup, and The Matrix starts in 30 min. You coming with Trowa? Trowa: *Shrugs* I guess so. Duo: Think we should come back at midnight to see how they look when they get out? Aria: Of course. What was all that for if not to have the fun of seeing their faces when they're out. Duo: Oh, I can bring the camera! Aria: Good idea! Duo: Especially when they figure out it was us. Aria: If they're awake, they probably have. Duo: *Laughs* I dun know about Wufei. Aria: Maybe not. But when he does, he'll be hopping angry. Duo: I bet. Let's go home. Duo, Aria, and Trowa: *Go back home and watch the Matrix then come back at midnight* *The locks open, and they're all free* Relena: *Steps out and looks around franic* Heero? Heero: *Just coming out* Those two baka. Relena: *Glomps Heero* I was so scared. Heero: Let's get out of here now. I have to go kill those two. Relena: Sure. *Lets go* Quatre: *Sees them and walks over* This was Duo and Aria's work wasn't it? Heero: Yes, obviously. Wufei: *Walks to the group* I don't care what you say, but I have dibs on killing Aria. Heero: What'd she do to you. Wufei: *Mumbles* I just do ok? Relena: Ok by me Heero: Fine. Quatre: All right Heero, Relena, Quatre, and Wufei: *Walk through the doors, Duo taking photos as they come out*
Wufei: Onna, you are going to die.
Aria: Ok, but before you kill me, who's Meiran?
Wufei: Meiran, how do you know about Meiran?
Aria: You said Meiran before you fainted.
Wufei: I didn't faint, I just...
Aria: Fell asleep?
Wufei: *Glare*
Aria: Well, who's Meiran?
Wufei: I lost my balance, that's all, I was dizzy. I don't think you need to know who she is.
Duo: She?
Aria: C'mon, who is she?
Wufei: *Glare at Duo* She was an onna
Aria: No, really, we thought _she_ was a guy.
Wufe: Hey my dead wife deserves _some_ respect! Oops.
Aria: Yo..your dead wife?
Duo: *Laughing*
Aria: You have a dead wife?
Wufei: Yes, I had a wife, and now she is dead. You have a problem with that?!
Aria: Woah, someone's still sensitive on the subject.
Duo: *Stops laughing holding his sides and begins to breath*
Wufei: I'm not sensitive, she only died 5 years ago.
Duo: 5 years
Wufei: *Glare* It was the clan's decision.
Duo: That she die?
Wufei: No baka, that we married.
Aria: So, you didn't want to marry her. I think you ended up liking her before she died, though.
Wufei: I respect my elders. She was still weak. And it's none of your buisness onna!
Aria: You miss her, don't you.
Wufei: Shuddup
Aria: Aww, that's so _kawaii_
Duo: That'd be a first.
Wufei: You better watch it, one day, when you least exspect it, I'll kill you.
Relena: So, anymore death threats or can we go home?
Aria: We can go home.
Relena: I don't think your opinion really counts in this matter.
Aria: Fine. You guys can all stay here, and I'll go home.
Relena: I suppose, I would like to go home. Let's go home
THE END