Disclaimer:I dont own FFX but I do own the 'Spira Times'
PART 1 OF 3
Seymour Guado--Gay or really-freaky Straight man?
By:Al Bhed Girl,Spira Times.
Let's all face it--Seymour's weird.We hate him,We love
him,but most of us hate him.And yet,have you ever stopped
to wonder about his personal life?Well,we have,and we
guarantee you that it isnt what most of you think.On the
way to our first interview,we met Summoner Donna and...
Barthello.Of course,we asked them about the Seymour issue.
"He's really cute",sighes Barthello,looking dreamy eyed.
"But...alas....not as cute as Auron....".Donna responds
with a whack on the head.Score 1 for Donna!"Ignore HIM"
she says with a relish."He's...on ritalin.Really"
As Donna drags a semi-consious Barthello away,our next
interview walks up behind us.We are ushered into a bar
and sat in the corner.
"What is it(hic)...you want?",he slurs,swaying slightly.
"Umm....Sir Jecht.I'm Al bhed Girl,from the spira times"
"Oh.(hic)Yeah.You here 'bout that Seymour girl?Eh,yeah,
you are.Well,I think her ranks up 'ere with my son."
"Which means...?"
"He's Gay.100 percent..or...(hic)whatever"We left quickly
And although we didn't see Tidus we heard him yelling about
him hating his father.
Today...possibly unieventful.But tommorow...well,who knows?
This it 'The Spira Times' your talking to here.Serously.
PART 1 OF 3
Seymour Guado--Gay or really-freaky Straight man?
By:Al Bhed Girl,Spira Times.
Let's all face it--Seymour's weird.We hate him,We love
him,but most of us hate him.And yet,have you ever stopped
to wonder about his personal life?Well,we have,and we
guarantee you that it isnt what most of you think.On the
way to our first interview,we met Summoner Donna and...
Barthello.Of course,we asked them about the Seymour issue.
"He's really cute",sighes Barthello,looking dreamy eyed.
"But...alas....not as cute as Auron....".Donna responds
with a whack on the head.Score 1 for Donna!"Ignore HIM"
she says with a relish."He's...on ritalin.Really"
As Donna drags a semi-consious Barthello away,our next
interview walks up behind us.We are ushered into a bar
and sat in the corner.
"What is it(hic)...you want?",he slurs,swaying slightly.
"Umm....Sir Jecht.I'm Al bhed Girl,from the spira times"
"Oh.(hic)Yeah.You here 'bout that Seymour girl?Eh,yeah,
you are.Well,I think her ranks up 'ere with my son."
"Which means...?"
"He's Gay.100 percent..or...(hic)whatever"We left quickly
And although we didn't see Tidus we heard him yelling about
him hating his father.
Today...possibly unieventful.But tommorow...well,who knows?
This it 'The Spira Times' your talking to here.Serously.