Disclaimer:I dont own FFX.Authors note:This is for everyone who wanted me to write more
PART 2 of 3
Seymour Guado--
Guadolasalm--Continuing from where we last left,we came to the town of Guadolasalm,
where everyone has the same last name and teachers must hate calling roll.Everyone here
worships Seymour,why we haven't a clue.We entered the town normally hoping to find
some dirt--I mean "interesting" facts on our subject.First stop--'The Seymour Guado
Fan Club"??
"I used to hate Seymour.....wait--I still do!!He's Gay!!-He's--"said a member before a
worker at the club injected something into the back of the members neck and carted him
away."His......medicine,yeah,thats it!His /medicine/ wore off!".We were lead into a back
room where the lights were dim."Hello......"a voice said."Welcome to...THE SEYMOUR
ROOM!!!".Evil maniacal laughter ensued.The lights clicked on and several life sized statues
stared down at us and a small chair sat in the middle of them."You have come to see me,yes?"
After 15 cups of coffie and 100 games of 'Which Seymour is the cutest' we realized that this
was going nowhere,so we managed to pull the Club leader off a life sized statue of Seymour
and excuse ourselves.We met Yuna down the street and she wouldn't tell us if he was gay or
not,(Tidus is a lyar.He told us she was easy)she would tell us that he had a lover.His lovers
name?
Wakka of course.
Authors notes part 2:Next article will be.....an interview with the devil himself!Ok,actually
it's seymour,hair gel,and.....well.....the truth will come out!
Keep R&R!We like reviews!
(No Guado's were harmed in this article.Only the ones who tested Seymour hair gel.Stop
Guado testing!!)
PART 2 of 3
Seymour Guado--
Guadolasalm--Continuing from where we last left,we came to the town of Guadolasalm,
where everyone has the same last name and teachers must hate calling roll.Everyone here
worships Seymour,why we haven't a clue.We entered the town normally hoping to find
some dirt--I mean "interesting" facts on our subject.First stop--'The Seymour Guado
Fan Club"??
"I used to hate Seymour.....wait--I still do!!He's Gay!!-He's--"said a member before a
worker at the club injected something into the back of the members neck and carted him
away."His......medicine,yeah,thats it!His /medicine/ wore off!".We were lead into a back
room where the lights were dim."Hello......"a voice said."Welcome to...THE SEYMOUR
ROOM!!!".Evil maniacal laughter ensued.The lights clicked on and several life sized statues
stared down at us and a small chair sat in the middle of them."You have come to see me,yes?"
After 15 cups of coffie and 100 games of 'Which Seymour is the cutest' we realized that this
was going nowhere,so we managed to pull the Club leader off a life sized statue of Seymour
and excuse ourselves.We met Yuna down the street and she wouldn't tell us if he was gay or
not,(Tidus is a lyar.He told us she was easy)she would tell us that he had a lover.His lovers
name?
Wakka of course.
Authors notes part 2:Next article will be.....an interview with the devil himself!Ok,actually
it's seymour,hair gel,and.....well.....the truth will come out!
Keep R&R!We like reviews!
(No Guado's were harmed in this article.Only the ones who tested Seymour hair gel.Stop
Guado testing!!)