Disclaimer:I dont own FFX but I do own the 'Spira Times'
PART 3 OF 3
Seymour Guado--Gay or really-freaky Straight man?
By:Al Bhed Girl,Spira Times.
Guadolasalm(again)--This is it.The Day 'The Spira Times'
fans/readers have been waiting for.The interview with
Seymour!!We begin by being ushered by really scary guards
into a big room.In the middle?--Nothing but the freaky
man himself.He sits us down and the interview begins.
(This will be in script format)S=Seymour
Me:So,Seymour,are you in a....relationship...with someone?
Seymour:*Sigh*Just like you Al Bhed heathens to cut to the
chase.
Me:*looking evily a S with a forced smile*Please,sir
answer my question.
S:Yes,I am,and he-uhh...I mean she is a wonderful person.
Me:You said 'he'
S:Did not!
Me:Did too!!!
S:*takes out jumbo size hair gel*Whatever....
Me:Your not allowed to use that line.
S:Why not?*pours whole bottle on hair*
Me:FF code part 16542b.It's Squall's line.
S:Damn anti-social freak.*starts to mold hair*
Me:Anyways,who is your boyfriend?
S:It's a girl you Al Bhed idiot.
Me:THAT'S A RACIAL SLUR YOU DAMN YEVONITE!!!!!
S:I know.That's why I said it.
Me:You...you....*sigh*What is HER name?
S:Wak-Rikku.
Me:Rikku?
S:Rikku.
Me:Rikku's dating Auron.
S:..........
Me:You are gay,aren't you?
S:....
Me:I was so right!!
S:Are you happy?I'm actually cheating on Tidus with Wakka,
I use innocent guado's to test my leathel hair gel,Yuna is
a transvestite,Lulu had plastic sugery,And I think you cute
even though I'm gay!!!HAPPY!!!
Me:....Lulu had plastic surgery...?
S:....yeah...
*a bit of uncofortable silence*
Me:...Which doctor did she go to--
S:--she went to my doctor--
Me:--get me some dirt on her--
S:--she had a boob job--
Me:--eveyone knows that--
S:--oh,yeah--
Me:--have the files in my office by friday--
S:--you got yourself a deal.
*.....*
Me:How did you know Yuna was a transvestite?
S:You don't wanna know.....
Well,that was the fateful interview.Now i'm debating whether
I should do the scoop on Yuna or Lulu first.Review and tell
me!
And remember--"Mr. Lazal,drink your milk"
(Hehhehheh....video game joke)
PART 3 OF 3
Seymour Guado--Gay or really-freaky Straight man?
By:Al Bhed Girl,Spira Times.
Guadolasalm(again)--This is it.The Day 'The Spira Times'
fans/readers have been waiting for.The interview with
Seymour!!We begin by being ushered by really scary guards
into a big room.In the middle?--Nothing but the freaky
man himself.He sits us down and the interview begins.
(This will be in script format)S=Seymour
Me:So,Seymour,are you in a....relationship...with someone?
Seymour:*Sigh*Just like you Al Bhed heathens to cut to the
chase.
Me:*looking evily a S with a forced smile*Please,sir
answer my question.
S:Yes,I am,and he-uhh...I mean she is a wonderful person.
Me:You said 'he'
S:Did not!
Me:Did too!!!
S:*takes out jumbo size hair gel*Whatever....
Me:Your not allowed to use that line.
S:Why not?*pours whole bottle on hair*
Me:FF code part 16542b.It's Squall's line.
S:Damn anti-social freak.*starts to mold hair*
Me:Anyways,who is your boyfriend?
S:It's a girl you Al Bhed idiot.
Me:THAT'S A RACIAL SLUR YOU DAMN YEVONITE!!!!!
S:I know.That's why I said it.
Me:You...you....*sigh*What is HER name?
S:Wak-Rikku.
Me:Rikku?
S:Rikku.
Me:Rikku's dating Auron.
S:..........
Me:You are gay,aren't you?
S:....
Me:I was so right!!
S:Are you happy?I'm actually cheating on Tidus with Wakka,
I use innocent guado's to test my leathel hair gel,Yuna is
a transvestite,Lulu had plastic sugery,And I think you cute
even though I'm gay!!!HAPPY!!!
Me:....Lulu had plastic surgery...?
S:....yeah...
*a bit of uncofortable silence*
Me:...Which doctor did she go to--
S:--she went to my doctor--
Me:--get me some dirt on her--
S:--she had a boob job--
Me:--eveyone knows that--
S:--oh,yeah--
Me:--have the files in my office by friday--
S:--you got yourself a deal.
*.....*
Me:How did you know Yuna was a transvestite?
S:You don't wanna know.....
Well,that was the fateful interview.Now i'm debating whether
I should do the scoop on Yuna or Lulu first.Review and tell
me!
And remember--"Mr. Lazal,drink your milk"
(Hehhehheh....video game joke)