Disclaimer:I dont own FFX but I do own the 'Spira Times'
Lulu--Plastic Sugery Miracle?
By:Al Bhed Girl,Spira Times.
Besiad--Lulu.We know the name and the insanely
low cut dress.Guys drool and girl call her a slut.
One question stands alone....was she always like
that?
We have the answer.
Lets travel back a moment shall we?It all starts
in the town of Besaid--wait,thats too far back.Sorry.
THIS particular story starts when Lulu was the
tender age of 11.
Readers:11?!
Yes 11.Now don't interupt.Lulu was a small(literally
and in chest size)pale girl.All of her friends were
growing up(yet again literally and in chest size).
She felt like a little kid compared to them(once again
in...oh,you know).So one day,after being humiliated by
a kid *cough*Seymour*cough* in school one day,she
ran home.But she didn't quite make it,and fell.And
got ran over by a chocobo.
Readers:Ohhh!That had to hurt!
Well,anyway,she was pretty messed up.A aprentis
plastic surgeon found her and took her to his house.
He fixed up her face,and,for the man's perverse
amusment,gave her a boob job.
Readers:Ewww!!Pervert!!!
Poor little lulu woke up on the street,but she knew
something was different.She looked down and gasp!
She looked just like her friends!And lulu went home
and stole her mothers clothing.(her mom was a
dominatrix,after all)
And that's how lulu became a slut.
Readers:Aww....*noses can be heard being blown*
It's true!Ask lulu!!
Readers:Is it Lulu??
"My mother was a housewife.And I got my boob job when
I was 19"
Ehh..err....Well,that's what I was told,and thats
what The Spira Times reports.Well now that we know how
lulu became her slutty-ish self,we cal all rest a bit
easier.
Well,exept for me.
Authors notes:Did you like?I hope so!!I know I took
a long break,but forgive me!I was doing some
investigating on the one they call "Auron".
Do you know he's not listed in the phone book?He's
harder to find than my fans!(If I have any.Ha!Joking!)
R&R!!!For the fate of Spira!!!!
::I am anti-yevon::
(anyone want to make a clique outa that?We may be
sentenced as traitors,but at least were in it together!
Right?
*Silence*{I'll join if you do.A world famous author!
Once again,Joking})
Lulu--Plastic Sugery Miracle?
By:Al Bhed Girl,Spira Times.
Besiad--Lulu.We know the name and the insanely
low cut dress.Guys drool and girl call her a slut.
One question stands alone....was she always like
that?
We have the answer.
Lets travel back a moment shall we?It all starts
in the town of Besaid--wait,thats too far back.Sorry.
THIS particular story starts when Lulu was the
tender age of 11.
Readers:11?!
Yes 11.Now don't interupt.Lulu was a small(literally
and in chest size)pale girl.All of her friends were
growing up(yet again literally and in chest size).
She felt like a little kid compared to them(once again
in...oh,you know).So one day,after being humiliated by
a kid *cough*Seymour*cough* in school one day,she
ran home.But she didn't quite make it,and fell.And
got ran over by a chocobo.
Readers:Ohhh!That had to hurt!
Well,anyway,she was pretty messed up.A aprentis
plastic surgeon found her and took her to his house.
He fixed up her face,and,for the man's perverse
amusment,gave her a boob job.
Readers:Ewww!!Pervert!!!
Poor little lulu woke up on the street,but she knew
something was different.She looked down and gasp!
She looked just like her friends!And lulu went home
and stole her mothers clothing.(her mom was a
dominatrix,after all)
And that's how lulu became a slut.
Readers:Aww....*noses can be heard being blown*
It's true!Ask lulu!!
Readers:Is it Lulu??
"My mother was a housewife.And I got my boob job when
I was 19"
Ehh..err....Well,that's what I was told,and thats
what The Spira Times reports.Well now that we know how
lulu became her slutty-ish self,we cal all rest a bit
easier.
Well,exept for me.
Authors notes:Did you like?I hope so!!I know I took
a long break,but forgive me!I was doing some
investigating on the one they call "Auron".
Do you know he's not listed in the phone book?He's
harder to find than my fans!(If I have any.Ha!Joking!)
R&R!!!For the fate of Spira!!!!
::I am anti-yevon::
(anyone want to make a clique outa that?We may be
sentenced as traitors,but at least were in it together!
Right?
*Silence*{I'll join if you do.A world famous author!
Once again,Joking})