Disclaimer:I dont own FFX but I do own the 'Spira Times'
WARNING:If you are touchy about hitler or you love the
Yevon stay as far away from this chapter as possible!This
is not ment to offend(well,exept for the Yevon)!Please--
Don't sue or get my account deleted.I'll build you a
Machina.Or write you a story.Ok?
Yevon--Hitler Followers?
By:Al Bhed Girl,Spira Times.
Hitler.Yevon.Think about it for a minuet.Both Dictator
ships.I happened to stumble on that idea when I was
writing last issues article.Being the Reporter you know
and love,(You do,don't you?)I felt that the conspiracy
had to be revealed.
So here it is!
As much as you hate to(but I love to)believe,the
Yevon is a district of the 'Hitler Inc.'--a corparation
that suplies the nessesary tools to be a dictator.They
send out little booklets(Ten ways to have a sucsessful
dictatorship)and weird MATCHING costumes with a little
number on the back.Than they pick a mentally screwed
individual to be their 'Poster boy' and the afore
mentioned'Poster boy'goes out to get more mindless
twits.
Copies of the books "How a sucsessful Dictator can work
for you!" and "Picking the best Pawns in your world
domonation scheme" were found around temples.Summoners
Were outraged to hear this sad(read:hilarious)discovery.
"I...Can't...believe...it.."Says Summoner Yuna,outside
of Besaid temple today."It's...so........COOL!"
Yeah,Right.The Al Bhed have siezed two temples(Now Rikku
and Rin temples,respectively)and proclaimed Yevon is
dead.Seymour packed up his hair gel and fled.
With the Yevon gone and the Al Bhed taking over,the question
remains--Do you wish to start a new yevon or come to
the Al Bhed?
*Throws grenades at old Yevon Temples*
Hehhehheh....
*Throws one at Maester Kinoc...AND IT LANDS!*
HAHAHA!!!
Oops.....Well,happy deciding!
Authors note:No offence taken?Good.
*hugs Luzzu plushie*Well...R&R!!
::I am really,swear to the Al Bhed,Anti-Yevon::
::E cibbund dra [Al Bhed]::
P.s:Rammu!Tuac yhouha cbayg [Al Bhed]?Yhouha?Rarrar....
Famm,fryd e's cyoehk ec dryhgc vun naytehk yht ouin
cibbund!!Yht fneda suna [Luzzu] yht [Gatta]cduneac!
Bayla!
[Al Bhed] Kenm
*Rikc Miwwi bmicrea*
WARNING:If you are touchy about hitler or you love the
Yevon stay as far away from this chapter as possible!This
is not ment to offend(well,exept for the Yevon)!Please--
Don't sue or get my account deleted.I'll build you a
Machina.Or write you a story.Ok?
Yevon--Hitler Followers?
By:Al Bhed Girl,Spira Times.
Hitler.Yevon.Think about it for a minuet.Both Dictator
ships.I happened to stumble on that idea when I was
writing last issues article.Being the Reporter you know
and love,(You do,don't you?)I felt that the conspiracy
had to be revealed.
So here it is!
As much as you hate to(but I love to)believe,the
Yevon is a district of the 'Hitler Inc.'--a corparation
that suplies the nessesary tools to be a dictator.They
send out little booklets(Ten ways to have a sucsessful
dictatorship)and weird MATCHING costumes with a little
number on the back.Than they pick a mentally screwed
individual to be their 'Poster boy' and the afore
mentioned'Poster boy'goes out to get more mindless
twits.
Copies of the books "How a sucsessful Dictator can work
for you!" and "Picking the best Pawns in your world
domonation scheme" were found around temples.Summoners
Were outraged to hear this sad(read:hilarious)discovery.
"I...Can't...believe...it.."Says Summoner Yuna,outside
of Besaid temple today."It's...so........COOL!"
Yeah,Right.The Al Bhed have siezed two temples(Now Rikku
and Rin temples,respectively)and proclaimed Yevon is
dead.Seymour packed up his hair gel and fled.
With the Yevon gone and the Al Bhed taking over,the question
remains--Do you wish to start a new yevon or come to
the Al Bhed?
*Throws grenades at old Yevon Temples*
Hehhehheh....
*Throws one at Maester Kinoc...AND IT LANDS!*
HAHAHA!!!
Oops.....Well,happy deciding!
Authors note:No offence taken?Good.
*hugs Luzzu plushie*Well...R&R!!
::I am really,swear to the Al Bhed,Anti-Yevon::
::E cibbund dra [Al Bhed]::
P.s:Rammu!Tuac yhouha cbayg [Al Bhed]?Yhouha?Rarrar....
Famm,fryd e's cyoehk ec dryhgc vun naytehk yht ouin
cibbund!!Yht fneda suna [Luzzu] yht [Gatta]cduneac!
Bayla!
[Al Bhed] Kenm
*Rikc Miwwi bmicrea*