Disclaimer:I dont own FFX but I do own the 'Spira Times'

Yunalesca--First Lady of Yevon?

By:Al Bhed Girl,Spira Times.

It seems to me Yevon hasn't given up yet.That's
right--they've elected a "First Lady" of the "New Yevon"
Seriously folks,I wish I was joking.Lady Yunalesca gets
to parade around in weird but fancy outfits and preach
about Yevon.Gag me.

"I love this new job",she said on Sunday,"It's beter
than what I was doing previously"

Uh huh.Yeah.And what was were you doing previously?

"Err....I'm not aloud to repeat that information"

And so I thought.Anyway,She will be touring Spira in
a sad attempt to convert every last living soul back to
the Yevon.With her will be mindless devotant #1(shelinda)
and mindless devontant #2(Tromell).

A recent poll of summoners say that over half WILL NOT
convert back.Why?As one new summoner,Sakura,put it:
"They dress funny"

::Anti-Yevon Forever::