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"BLITZBALLERS"
-Fanfiction by RAVEgirl [RAVEgirl_669@hotmail.com]
-Final Fantasy X, blitzball, and all characters are (c) Squaresoft
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~Ch. 2: SEND-OFF PARTY
{The Aurochs are on the beach at night having a send-off party. Every year there is a big blitzball tournament in Luca, and they're preparing to leave tomorrow.}
Wakka: Hey, Botta! (throws blitzball at Botta)
Botta: (was facing the other direction but now turns around) What does that moron want n--OWWWWWWWWWW!! (blitzball hits him in the nose again) Wahhhhhhh!!!!
Wakka: (cringe) Oooh. Hey, sorry, ya? I thought you could catch it!
Botta: (bleeding) He did it again! He threw a ball at my face! He's out to get me!
Jassu: (another player for the Aurochs) It's called a "pass", dumbass. You know, you're supposed to catch them?
Botta: (points accusingly at Jassu) You're on HIS side!
Jassu: Whatever. (walks away while rolling his eyes)
{Wakka is down the beach talking to a group of people}
Wakka: (joking) Hey, this is a stray I found. Can we keep him? (socks Tidus in the arm)
Tidus: (to people) Hi.
Wakka: Oh, yeah, he's also like an honorary Auroch right now, ya? You should see what this guy can do. He does this really neat move! Hey, what was that shot called again?
Tidus: The, uh . . . . "TIDUS Shot Mark XXX".
Wakka: Wow! I wonder what Tidus Shots Mark 1 through 29 look like. This kid is full of surprises! I want you to be . . . . our new left forward!
Datto: (the left forward for the Besaid Aurochs) Hey!
(Wakka and Tidus roughhouse for about five minutes before a Goth-looking woman grabs Wakka's arm)
Lulu: (big-chested Goth-looking woman with a dress made out of belts) Can I speak to you a minute, please?
Wakka: (releases Tidus from headlock while chuckling) Yeah.
Lulu: I don't know who that boy is, but -- Wakka. Are you listening to me?
Wakka: Yes.
(Lulu grabs Wakka's face and tilts it up so he is looking at her face instead of . . . . NOT looking at her face!)
(Use your imagination to figure out where he was looking)
Lulu: You just said he can be the left forward for the Aurochs.
Wakka: Yeah, so what about it?
Lulu: Who else used to be your left forward?
Wakka: Datto. (points to Datto who is mad that Tidus took his position)
Lulu: Who else?
Wakka: . . . .
Lulu: You know who I'm talking about.
Wakka: What's your point.
Lulu: Stop trying to replace Chappu!
Wakka: I am not trying to replace him!
(Tidus suddenly pops up in between Wakka and Lulu)
Tidus: Who's Chappu?
Wakka: (taken by surprise) AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!
Tidus: Well, it's just that earlier that guy with the broken face said I look like Chappu, and I was wondering if he was good-looking . . . . uh . . . . (trails off)
(Lulu angrily walks off)
Wakka: HEY, Lulu . . . .
Tidus: What's that all about?
Wakka: Nothing.
{Botta is further down the beach watching Wakka through some binoculars)
(In binoculars: Wakka puts his hand on his forehead and sighs. Tidus looks at him.)
Botta: Hmm. I was hoping Titus would come to our side, but he's apparently siding with the captain. Predictable, eh? KEEPA WHERE ARE YOU GOING!
Keepa: (trying to walk away) I'm hungry.
Botta: (takes cream puff out of his pocket) Here. Now stay here, we gotta plan a way to sabotage the tournament in Luca.
Keepa: Oooh, cream puff.
Botta: I have a master plan . . . listen up . . . .
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"BLITZBALLERS"
-Fanfiction by RAVEgirl [RAVEgirl_669@hotmail.com]
-Final Fantasy X, blitzball, and all characters are (c) Squaresoft
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~Ch. 2: SEND-OFF PARTY
{The Aurochs are on the beach at night having a send-off party. Every year there is a big blitzball tournament in Luca, and they're preparing to leave tomorrow.}
Wakka: Hey, Botta! (throws blitzball at Botta)
Botta: (was facing the other direction but now turns around) What does that moron want n--OWWWWWWWWWW!! (blitzball hits him in the nose again) Wahhhhhhh!!!!
Wakka: (cringe) Oooh. Hey, sorry, ya? I thought you could catch it!
Botta: (bleeding) He did it again! He threw a ball at my face! He's out to get me!
Jassu: (another player for the Aurochs) It's called a "pass", dumbass. You know, you're supposed to catch them?
Botta: (points accusingly at Jassu) You're on HIS side!
Jassu: Whatever. (walks away while rolling his eyes)
{Wakka is down the beach talking to a group of people}
Wakka: (joking) Hey, this is a stray I found. Can we keep him? (socks Tidus in the arm)
Tidus: (to people) Hi.
Wakka: Oh, yeah, he's also like an honorary Auroch right now, ya? You should see what this guy can do. He does this really neat move! Hey, what was that shot called again?
Tidus: The, uh . . . . "TIDUS Shot Mark XXX".
Wakka: Wow! I wonder what Tidus Shots Mark 1 through 29 look like. This kid is full of surprises! I want you to be . . . . our new left forward!
Datto: (the left forward for the Besaid Aurochs) Hey!
(Wakka and Tidus roughhouse for about five minutes before a Goth-looking woman grabs Wakka's arm)
Lulu: (big-chested Goth-looking woman with a dress made out of belts) Can I speak to you a minute, please?
Wakka: (releases Tidus from headlock while chuckling) Yeah.
Lulu: I don't know who that boy is, but -- Wakka. Are you listening to me?
Wakka: Yes.
(Lulu grabs Wakka's face and tilts it up so he is looking at her face instead of . . . . NOT looking at her face!)
(Use your imagination to figure out where he was looking)
Lulu: You just said he can be the left forward for the Aurochs.
Wakka: Yeah, so what about it?
Lulu: Who else used to be your left forward?
Wakka: Datto. (points to Datto who is mad that Tidus took his position)
Lulu: Who else?
Wakka: . . . .
Lulu: You know who I'm talking about.
Wakka: What's your point.
Lulu: Stop trying to replace Chappu!
Wakka: I am not trying to replace him!
(Tidus suddenly pops up in between Wakka and Lulu)
Tidus: Who's Chappu?
Wakka: (taken by surprise) AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!
Tidus: Well, it's just that earlier that guy with the broken face said I look like Chappu, and I was wondering if he was good-looking . . . . uh . . . . (trails off)
(Lulu angrily walks off)
Wakka: HEY, Lulu . . . .
Tidus: What's that all about?
Wakka: Nothing.
{Botta is further down the beach watching Wakka through some binoculars)
(In binoculars: Wakka puts his hand on his forehead and sighs. Tidus looks at him.)
Botta: Hmm. I was hoping Titus would come to our side, but he's apparently siding with the captain. Predictable, eh? KEEPA WHERE ARE YOU GOING!
Keepa: (trying to walk away) I'm hungry.
Botta: (takes cream puff out of his pocket) Here. Now stay here, we gotta plan a way to sabotage the tournament in Luca.
Keepa: Oooh, cream puff.
Botta: I have a master plan . . . listen up . . . .
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