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"BLITZBALLERS"
-Fanfiction by RAVEgirl [RAVEgirl_669@hotmail.com]
-Final Fantasy X, blitzball, and all characters are (c) Squaresoft
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~Ch. 3: BROTHERHOOD!!
{The next morning, preparing to board the boat to Luca}
(Lulu is standing on the dock looking bored)
(Botta is hiding behind packing crates. He is sneaking from crate to crate with Keepa stumbling after him.}
(Behind a crate)
Botta: (peeks his head out to look at Lulu) There she is. She's really something, huh? (drool)
Keepa: Uh, yeah, it IS a nice boat.
Botta: (confused for a minute) You dumbass, I'm not talking about the boat. I'm talking about HER.
Keepa: Who her?
Botta: (annoyed) LULU!!!!!!
(Lulu suddenly hears her name being called out so she storms over to the packing crate and towers over Botta and Keepa)
Lulu: I heard somebody call my name.
Keepa: It was him! It was him!
Botta: Shut up!
(Botta and Keepa slap effeminately at each other)
Lulu: I don't like being talked about behind my back, behind a packing crate.
Botta: I, uh --
Lulu: It would behoove you to refrain from such moronic behavior in the future.
Botta: Behoove? Glahhhh . . . .
Keepa: Stop looking at her chest! She's gonna --
CRUNCH!!!!!!
(Lulu punches Botta directly in the nose and sent him rolling five yards down the dock)
(She dusts off her hands and returns to the same stoic position as before)
Botta: Wah-h.
(Wakka arrives on the dock with his bag over his shoulder)
Wakka: Hey, Lulu! You came to see us off, ya? Hahahah.
Lulu: That has nothing to do with it. You know perfectly well that Yuna is also going on this boat and it's my job to protect her, especially with all your perverted Aurochs running around.
Wakka: I'm Yuna's guardian, too.
Lulu: Well, it's pretty obvious that you're preoccupied with the tournament and you won't give a second thought to Yuna. Kimahri and I will have to protect her double.
Wakka: (suddenly smiling again) I think you just want me to be able to focus so we can win the tournament!
Lulu: I didn't say that.
Wakka: Well that's what you were thinking, ya? Right? (nudge nudge)
Lulu: Stop doing that.
(Down the dock)
Botta: He's flirting with my woman!
Keepa: She's not "your" woman.
Botta: Well, with Chappu dead and out of the way, I say she's a free agent.
Keepa: I can't believe you . . . .
Botta: Well that's life, um . . . . (stops to think of fat nickname) . . . . lardbucket!!
{Wakka talks to Tidus}
Wakka: I want you to have something.
Tidus: Really? A present? For me? Cool.
(Wakka suddenly whips out Brotherhood, a big detailed sword, and points it in Tidus' face)
Tidus: AHHHHHHHH!!! (backs away)
Wakka: Whoops, my bad. I forgot that when you hand a sword to somebody it's handle first. HANDLE first. (turns sword around and hands it to Tidus)
Tidus: (nearly falls over from the weight) Um, thanks, Wakka.
Lulu: (angry) That's Chappu's sword.
Wakka: NOT ANYMORE. (quietly) Besides, he never used it.
Tidus: Who's Ch--
(Wakka suddenly puts Tidus in another headlock)
Wakka: Hey let's just focus on blitz right now, ya? Blitz blitz blitz blitz!! (diggin' his fist into Tidus' skull)
Tidus: You're hurting me. Get off. When do we leave, anyway?
Wakka: Soon as Yuna gets here.
{Yuna and Kimahri show up}
Wakka: There she is.
Yuna: (polite, pretty summoner girl about Tidus' age) Hello.
Kimahri: (big blue furry thing with a horn & he's also Yuna's guardian) Rrrrgh.
Tidus: Wow, that guy's huge.
(Everyone gets on the boat)
{On the boat}
Wakka: Wait, I have to take roll. Is everyone here?
Aurochs: (boredly) Yes.
Botta: (on the dock) Wait! Wait for me!
Wakka: Damn it, Botta. I try to be patient with you but you need to get your act together.
Botta: (mutters) Bitch.
Wakka: I heard that, uhh, bee-yotch. Now get up here.
{Botta boards the boat}
Wakka: Good, now everyone's h -- Botta, stop trying to push me overboard, ya?
Captain of the boat: Can we leave now?
Wakka: Uh-huh.
(As the boat leaves, there are lots of crying people on the docks.)
(Tidus watches while Yuna says good-bye and does the Yevon symbol for everyone.)
Tidus: Why is everyone crying? The Aurochs don't suck THAT much.
Yuna: (smile) I think . . . they are crying for me.
Tidus: You don't blitz! Uh, do you?
Yuna: (smile) . . . .
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"BLITZBALLERS"
-Fanfiction by RAVEgirl [RAVEgirl_669@hotmail.com]
-Final Fantasy X, blitzball, and all characters are (c) Squaresoft
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~Ch. 3: BROTHERHOOD!!
{The next morning, preparing to board the boat to Luca}
(Lulu is standing on the dock looking bored)
(Botta is hiding behind packing crates. He is sneaking from crate to crate with Keepa stumbling after him.}
(Behind a crate)
Botta: (peeks his head out to look at Lulu) There she is. She's really something, huh? (drool)
Keepa: Uh, yeah, it IS a nice boat.
Botta: (confused for a minute) You dumbass, I'm not talking about the boat. I'm talking about HER.
Keepa: Who her?
Botta: (annoyed) LULU!!!!!!
(Lulu suddenly hears her name being called out so she storms over to the packing crate and towers over Botta and Keepa)
Lulu: I heard somebody call my name.
Keepa: It was him! It was him!
Botta: Shut up!
(Botta and Keepa slap effeminately at each other)
Lulu: I don't like being talked about behind my back, behind a packing crate.
Botta: I, uh --
Lulu: It would behoove you to refrain from such moronic behavior in the future.
Botta: Behoove? Glahhhh . . . .
Keepa: Stop looking at her chest! She's gonna --
CRUNCH!!!!!!
(Lulu punches Botta directly in the nose and sent him rolling five yards down the dock)
(She dusts off her hands and returns to the same stoic position as before)
Botta: Wah-h.
(Wakka arrives on the dock with his bag over his shoulder)
Wakka: Hey, Lulu! You came to see us off, ya? Hahahah.
Lulu: That has nothing to do with it. You know perfectly well that Yuna is also going on this boat and it's my job to protect her, especially with all your perverted Aurochs running around.
Wakka: I'm Yuna's guardian, too.
Lulu: Well, it's pretty obvious that you're preoccupied with the tournament and you won't give a second thought to Yuna. Kimahri and I will have to protect her double.
Wakka: (suddenly smiling again) I think you just want me to be able to focus so we can win the tournament!
Lulu: I didn't say that.
Wakka: Well that's what you were thinking, ya? Right? (nudge nudge)
Lulu: Stop doing that.
(Down the dock)
Botta: He's flirting with my woman!
Keepa: She's not "your" woman.
Botta: Well, with Chappu dead and out of the way, I say she's a free agent.
Keepa: I can't believe you . . . .
Botta: Well that's life, um . . . . (stops to think of fat nickname) . . . . lardbucket!!
{Wakka talks to Tidus}
Wakka: I want you to have something.
Tidus: Really? A present? For me? Cool.
(Wakka suddenly whips out Brotherhood, a big detailed sword, and points it in Tidus' face)
Tidus: AHHHHHHHH!!! (backs away)
Wakka: Whoops, my bad. I forgot that when you hand a sword to somebody it's handle first. HANDLE first. (turns sword around and hands it to Tidus)
Tidus: (nearly falls over from the weight) Um, thanks, Wakka.
Lulu: (angry) That's Chappu's sword.
Wakka: NOT ANYMORE. (quietly) Besides, he never used it.
Tidus: Who's Ch--
(Wakka suddenly puts Tidus in another headlock)
Wakka: Hey let's just focus on blitz right now, ya? Blitz blitz blitz blitz!! (diggin' his fist into Tidus' skull)
Tidus: You're hurting me. Get off. When do we leave, anyway?
Wakka: Soon as Yuna gets here.
{Yuna and Kimahri show up}
Wakka: There she is.
Yuna: (polite, pretty summoner girl about Tidus' age) Hello.
Kimahri: (big blue furry thing with a horn & he's also Yuna's guardian) Rrrrgh.
Tidus: Wow, that guy's huge.
(Everyone gets on the boat)
{On the boat}
Wakka: Wait, I have to take roll. Is everyone here?
Aurochs: (boredly) Yes.
Botta: (on the dock) Wait! Wait for me!
Wakka: Damn it, Botta. I try to be patient with you but you need to get your act together.
Botta: (mutters) Bitch.
Wakka: I heard that, uhh, bee-yotch. Now get up here.
{Botta boards the boat}
Wakka: Good, now everyone's h -- Botta, stop trying to push me overboard, ya?
Captain of the boat: Can we leave now?
Wakka: Uh-huh.
(As the boat leaves, there are lots of crying people on the docks.)
(Tidus watches while Yuna says good-bye and does the Yevon symbol for everyone.)
Tidus: Why is everyone crying? The Aurochs don't suck THAT much.
Yuna: (smile) I think . . . they are crying for me.
Tidus: You don't blitz! Uh, do you?
Yuna: (smile) . . . .
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