Disclaimer: Nope. Ashley: *trudging around house*

Spitzer: What is wrong w/ you?

Ashley: I NEED to call Whitney.

Spitzer: So call her.



Ashley: I can't.

Spitzer: Why?

Ashley: We don't have long distance on the home phone and I can't find my cell.

Spitzer: Huh!?! NO LONG DISTANCE?!? NO CELL PHONE?!??! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The man turned around staring at Trunks, "Otacon?" Trunks quickly shook his head as another man a little older than the first came up to him, "New friends, Snake?"

Snake turned to face Otacon, "I thought you knew them" Vegeta spoke up, "Who the hell are you people?" Otacon introduced them, "I'm Otacon and" He was cut short by Chibi, "Otacon?" Otacon looked at the confused chibi, "Yah, It's a Japanese film festival well actually" Snake and Vegeta cut them short.

The two were down on their knees trying to figure out who had larger biceps. "C'mon you reptile admit it" Vegeta mocked flexing. Snake turned red as he noticed Vegeta was clearly the winner, "So I bet you couldn't shoot a socom worth crap"

Vegeta grabbed the gun off Snake, as Otacon tried to explain the whole concept of protecting loved ones to Mirai and Chibi. BOOM BOOM BOOM! Three bullets were let loose from the gun by Vegeta. Screams could be heard as the bullets hit their un intended targets. Snake laughed, "Ha see your not Mr. Big shot anymore are ya huh?"

Just then the group was distracted my a young man with long light blonde hair approaching them. But what was more disturbing was the man's outfit, He was wearing short kaki shorts and a pinkish top. Now Vegeta, Mirai, and Chibi were confused, was this a boy or a girl? Well whatever it was Snake and Otacon seemed to know who it was.

Snake raised one hand, Raiden! The thing walked over to Snake, "Hey remember how you said to change my name" Snake nodded. "Well I changed it to Pat" The group instantly was disturbed. Otacon cleared up a bit, "Hey how is it going with Rosemary?" Raiden, I mean Pat nodded up to a young woman walking towards them with a little girl about Chibi's age. Mirai instantly knew Chibi was attracted to the young girl and kicked him, "I know what your thinking and I KNOW you don't wanna be related to Pat"

Chibi's smile went blank, "Ewww your right" Rosemary approached, "Hey you guys" Vegeta looked around and decided thing s were getting way to weird for him. The little girl was actually a little boy and completely inherited all his looks from Pat.

Our original heroes walked away with Mirai and Vegeta laughing hysterically because Chibi thought Pat Jr. was hot. As they approached the next hole the clouds above darken and the ground began to shake.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Ashley and Spitzer both laying on the floor dieing when Rena and Faye walked down the stairs. (my cuzs from FL flew in last night unexpectedly)

Rena: Geez cuz what's up?

Faye: You look like your dead.

Spitzer: We are.

Rena and Faye: Really?

Ashley: Yep, we have no long distance and no phone.

Faye: Don't fret I have my cell.

Ashley and Spitzer: Really?!?

Faye: No wait I left that back home..