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"BLITZBALLERS"
-Fanfiction by RAVEgirl [RAVEgirl_669@hotmail.com]
-Final Fantasy X, blitzball, and all characters are (c) Squaresoft
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~Ch. 5: STOPPED IN KILIKA
{The village of Kilika was destroyed by Sin. Lots of people died. Yuna sent their souls to the Farplane after the boat docked.}
Wakka: DAMN it. (punches his fist into his hand) I told you Sin would strike again.
Lulu: Well, it didn't take a genius to figure that one out.
Wakka: This isn't a time to be makin' jokes.
Lulu: Who's joking? Everyone knows that Sin will destroy everything.
(Meanwhile, the Aurochs were helping the surviving villagers repair their houses and docks and etc.)
Datto: (hammering a plank and cursing every time he hammers)
Tidus: (clearing debris) What's wrong, you know someone who died?
Datto: No, it's not that. We're gonna have to lose the tournament in Luca now.
Tidus: Hahaha. "HAVE" to lose? Hahahahaha.
Datto: Shut up! Cap'n Wakka is gonna make us use our "Happy Forfeit" gameplan on the Kilika Beasts out of respect for their recent tragedy. (The Kilika Beasts is Kilika's blitzball team)
Tidus: Hey, have the Aurochs ever won any games, like, ever?
Datto: Well, a couple. But that was back when we had Chap -- uh.
Tidus: Why did you stop talking?
Datto: (shrug)
Tidus: You were about to say Chappu. You were gonna say "Chappu"!!
Datto: No I wasn't. And don't say "Chappu"! D'OH!! You made me say it.
Tidus: What is it about this "Ch" -- I mean, this guy?
Datto: Nothing. But never speak his name ever again. (squinty eyes)
(Conspiratory music)
{Botta was helping a man fix his hut}
Man: M-my wife -- I haven't found her yet. H-have you seen her? Sh-she's about 5'4", black hair -- I th-think she was wearing a blue dress --
Botta: Yeah, I think I saw her over there somewhere. (waves dismissively in some direction)
Man: Oh, good. (sighs with relief) You know what's good at a tragedy time like this? Blitzball.
Botta: Got that right. (picks up broken pottery) I hope this isn't an heirloom.
Man: Well, it WAS. So, you play for the Aurochs, huh?
Botta: Whaaaat!? How d-did -- why do you think that?!?!?!
Man: You're wearing an Aurochs uniform.
Botta: (looks down at self) Oh! Ah hahahaha. (laughs a little too hard)
Man: Hey, don't worry. If I was a blitzer, I wouldn't wanna be connected with those Aurochs. Don't get me wrong, huh? It's just that your management sucks.
(Botta smiles)
Man: And the players -- woah they suck more. I memorized all their stats because they're all "0". Except for "number of losses". AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA.
(Botta's expression does not change but you can see that his hands shake angrily as he clenches the things he's holding)
Man: It's hard to pick out the worst player. Hey, I'm sure you DO YOUR BEST or whatever. But there's this one player, I forget what his name is, every time somebody throws him a pass he screams, closes his eyes, and gets blitzballed directly in the nose.
(The piece of lumber that Botta is holding in his hands snaps in two)
Man: No, wait, I like that player.
(Botta's hands stop shaking)
Man: Everytime he gets hit in the face I laugh so hard I nearly puke. And then they have to clear the sphere pool because he contaminates the water with his nosebleed. It's hilariou--
(Botta's hands are suddenly around the man's throat)
Man: GFFFFFFFSKaaaack
{After they finish the repairs, everyone gets back on the boat and they head out again}
(The Aurochs try to mimic the move they saw Tidus do on the beach earlier by jumping, spinning around, and . . . falling . . .)
Yuna: Oh! It's the Jecht Shot!
Tidus: No it's not!!!
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"BLITZBALLERS"
-Fanfiction by RAVEgirl [RAVEgirl_669@hotmail.com]
-Final Fantasy X, blitzball, and all characters are (c) Squaresoft
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~Ch. 5: STOPPED IN KILIKA
{The village of Kilika was destroyed by Sin. Lots of people died. Yuna sent their souls to the Farplane after the boat docked.}
Wakka: DAMN it. (punches his fist into his hand) I told you Sin would strike again.
Lulu: Well, it didn't take a genius to figure that one out.
Wakka: This isn't a time to be makin' jokes.
Lulu: Who's joking? Everyone knows that Sin will destroy everything.
(Meanwhile, the Aurochs were helping the surviving villagers repair their houses and docks and etc.)
Datto: (hammering a plank and cursing every time he hammers)
Tidus: (clearing debris) What's wrong, you know someone who died?
Datto: No, it's not that. We're gonna have to lose the tournament in Luca now.
Tidus: Hahaha. "HAVE" to lose? Hahahahaha.
Datto: Shut up! Cap'n Wakka is gonna make us use our "Happy Forfeit" gameplan on the Kilika Beasts out of respect for their recent tragedy. (The Kilika Beasts is Kilika's blitzball team)
Tidus: Hey, have the Aurochs ever won any games, like, ever?
Datto: Well, a couple. But that was back when we had Chap -- uh.
Tidus: Why did you stop talking?
Datto: (shrug)
Tidus: You were about to say Chappu. You were gonna say "Chappu"!!
Datto: No I wasn't. And don't say "Chappu"! D'OH!! You made me say it.
Tidus: What is it about this "Ch" -- I mean, this guy?
Datto: Nothing. But never speak his name ever again. (squinty eyes)
(Conspiratory music)
{Botta was helping a man fix his hut}
Man: M-my wife -- I haven't found her yet. H-have you seen her? Sh-she's about 5'4", black hair -- I th-think she was wearing a blue dress --
Botta: Yeah, I think I saw her over there somewhere. (waves dismissively in some direction)
Man: Oh, good. (sighs with relief) You know what's good at a tragedy time like this? Blitzball.
Botta: Got that right. (picks up broken pottery) I hope this isn't an heirloom.
Man: Well, it WAS. So, you play for the Aurochs, huh?
Botta: Whaaaat!? How d-did -- why do you think that?!?!?!
Man: You're wearing an Aurochs uniform.
Botta: (looks down at self) Oh! Ah hahahaha. (laughs a little too hard)
Man: Hey, don't worry. If I was a blitzer, I wouldn't wanna be connected with those Aurochs. Don't get me wrong, huh? It's just that your management sucks.
(Botta smiles)
Man: And the players -- woah they suck more. I memorized all their stats because they're all "0". Except for "number of losses". AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA.
(Botta's expression does not change but you can see that his hands shake angrily as he clenches the things he's holding)
Man: It's hard to pick out the worst player. Hey, I'm sure you DO YOUR BEST or whatever. But there's this one player, I forget what his name is, every time somebody throws him a pass he screams, closes his eyes, and gets blitzballed directly in the nose.
(The piece of lumber that Botta is holding in his hands snaps in two)
Man: No, wait, I like that player.
(Botta's hands stop shaking)
Man: Everytime he gets hit in the face I laugh so hard I nearly puke. And then they have to clear the sphere pool because he contaminates the water with his nosebleed. It's hilariou--
(Botta's hands are suddenly around the man's throat)
Man: GFFFFFFFSKaaaack
{After they finish the repairs, everyone gets back on the boat and they head out again}
(The Aurochs try to mimic the move they saw Tidus do on the beach earlier by jumping, spinning around, and . . . falling . . .)
Yuna: Oh! It's the Jecht Shot!
Tidus: No it's not!!!
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