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"BLITZBALLERS"
-Fanfiction by RAVEgirl [RAVEgirl_669@hotmail.com]
-Final Fantasy X, blitzball, and all characters are (c) Squaresoft
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~Ch. 7: CHILDREN OF YEVON
{The Aurochs get off their boat while Maester Seymour gets off of his}
(All of this is on TV)
Announcer #2: OHHHMYGOD!! It's Maester Seymour! Look, it's really him! He came to see the blitzball tournament!
(A very big crowd has gathered to see Maester Seymour)
(He has a band play for him while he gets off his ship)
Seymour: It is a pleasure to be here. I truly love the sport of blitzball. The animalistic competition -- the injuries -- the men who exhaust themselves in pursuit of what? A trophy . . . and ETERNAL GLORY. (breathily) It's beautiful.
{The Aurochs get off their small, crappy boat}
(There are three people standing there)
Wakka: Hey they came to cheer us on! (to the three people) Thanks goes to the fans! We won't let you down.
Person: Would you get off the damn boat already?!?! We're waiting to board.
Wakka: Oh.
Yuna: Well, I'll be cheering for the Aurochs. Kimahri too, right?
Kimahri: Rrrrragh.
Wakka: What about you, Lulu?
Lulu: I don't cheer.
Wakka: Then . . . what's your favorite blitzball team?
Lulu: Please shut up.
Wakka: Then . . . who's your favorite captain of a blitzball t -- hey where's everyone going?
(All the Aurochs ran over to see Maester Seymour)
Botta: There he is. Hey pudgy, write this down in our day planner. "3:00 -- rendezvous with Maester Seymour before the tournament".
Keepa: What!? We can't talk to Maester Seymour. He's a maester.
Botta: I scheduled an appointment. (takes letter out of his pocket and shows Botta the official Seal of Yevon)
Keepa: Woah -- you wrote a letter to Maester Seymour!?!?!
{Tidus looks at Seymour}
Tidus: I don't like that guy.
(Maester Seymour smiles weirdly at Yuna)
Yuna: Oh-h . . . it's really him.
Tidus: (to himself) Why do girls always like girly men! (out loud) I think he's gay.
(Everyone turns around and glares at Tidus)
(Tidus was also on TV at this time)
Tidus: Just kidding. Ehehehehehe?
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{Meanwhile, in a cafe, a middle-aged man is watching this spectacle on TV}
Auron: (grizzled middle-aged man with dark glasses) Huh. He lives. . . . good.
(On TV: three bodyguards of Maester Seymour are punching Tidus in the stomach)
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{Back to the scene of Tidus' clobbering}
Announcer #1: OHHHHH and this is not good -- it appears that an anonymous blitzballer has just insulted Maester Seymour.
Seymour: (walks up to bodyguards) Halt.
(Bodyguards immediately drop Tidus and bow down to Seymour)
Seymour: You look to be -- in shape. Are you a blitzball player, by any chance?
Tidus: My name is Tidus and I play for the Besaid Aur--(notices Wakka making a cutthroat motion at him). What I meant to say was, my name is Craig and I do NOT play for the Besaid Aurochs.
Seymour: (raises eyebrow) I would like to stay and chat with you but I must take leave . . . Craig.
Tidus: OK, Seymour.
(One of the Aurochs kicks Tidus in the butt)
Tidus: MAESTER Seymour.
(Seymour leaves)
(Wakka lectures in Tidus' face)
Wakka: (wiping sweat off of his forehead) Are you crazy brudda? You know who that was? MAESTER SEYMOUR!!! A priest of Yevon, which means he is a child of Yevon, which makes him RELATED TO YEVON! You just insulted Yevon's SON! ON TV!!!!!!! Is that any way to represent the Aurochs, DEVOTED YEVONITES?!
Tidus: Jeez, relax. I thought we were here to blitz. What's with the sermon?
Wakka: (looks at Tidus while frowning) You don't know the teachings of Yevon?
Tidus: Isn't Yevon a country in the middle east?
Wakka: . . . WHERE exactly you from, brudda?
Tidus: Uh, that's private!!!!!!!!
(Since he is from 1,000 years in the past)
Wakka: (flatly). . . wait here.
(Wakka walks off slowly and then suddenly runs to where Lulu is)
Wakka: Does he look Al Bhed to you?
Lulu: You mean the boy you found? Why would you think that? He speaks our language.
Wakka: I know -- but look!! He's actin' all suspicious! And with that blond hair he could be an AL BHED SPY!!!
Lulu: You're being ridiculous. He was your new best friend until you noticed that he's BLOND.
(Wakka runs up to Tidus and forces his eyes open with his fingers so he can look to see if he has swirly eyes like the Al Bhed)
Tidus: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.
(He does NOT have swirly eyes!)
(Wakka smacks Tidus in a friendly way on the back)
Wakka: Sorry to doubt you, ya? Let's head out to the stadium.
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"BLITZBALLERS"
-Fanfiction by RAVEgirl [RAVEgirl_669@hotmail.com]
-Final Fantasy X, blitzball, and all characters are (c) Squaresoft
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~Ch. 7: CHILDREN OF YEVON
{The Aurochs get off their boat while Maester Seymour gets off of his}
(All of this is on TV)
Announcer #2: OHHHMYGOD!! It's Maester Seymour! Look, it's really him! He came to see the blitzball tournament!
(A very big crowd has gathered to see Maester Seymour)
(He has a band play for him while he gets off his ship)
Seymour: It is a pleasure to be here. I truly love the sport of blitzball. The animalistic competition -- the injuries -- the men who exhaust themselves in pursuit of what? A trophy . . . and ETERNAL GLORY. (breathily) It's beautiful.
{The Aurochs get off their small, crappy boat}
(There are three people standing there)
Wakka: Hey they came to cheer us on! (to the three people) Thanks goes to the fans! We won't let you down.
Person: Would you get off the damn boat already?!?! We're waiting to board.
Wakka: Oh.
Yuna: Well, I'll be cheering for the Aurochs. Kimahri too, right?
Kimahri: Rrrrragh.
Wakka: What about you, Lulu?
Lulu: I don't cheer.
Wakka: Then . . . what's your favorite blitzball team?
Lulu: Please shut up.
Wakka: Then . . . who's your favorite captain of a blitzball t -- hey where's everyone going?
(All the Aurochs ran over to see Maester Seymour)
Botta: There he is. Hey pudgy, write this down in our day planner. "3:00 -- rendezvous with Maester Seymour before the tournament".
Keepa: What!? We can't talk to Maester Seymour. He's a maester.
Botta: I scheduled an appointment. (takes letter out of his pocket and shows Botta the official Seal of Yevon)
Keepa: Woah -- you wrote a letter to Maester Seymour!?!?!
{Tidus looks at Seymour}
Tidus: I don't like that guy.
(Maester Seymour smiles weirdly at Yuna)
Yuna: Oh-h . . . it's really him.
Tidus: (to himself) Why do girls always like girly men! (out loud) I think he's gay.
(Everyone turns around and glares at Tidus)
(Tidus was also on TV at this time)
Tidus: Just kidding. Ehehehehehe?
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{Meanwhile, in a cafe, a middle-aged man is watching this spectacle on TV}
Auron: (grizzled middle-aged man with dark glasses) Huh. He lives. . . . good.
(On TV: three bodyguards of Maester Seymour are punching Tidus in the stomach)
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{Back to the scene of Tidus' clobbering}
Announcer #1: OHHHHH and this is not good -- it appears that an anonymous blitzballer has just insulted Maester Seymour.
Seymour: (walks up to bodyguards) Halt.
(Bodyguards immediately drop Tidus and bow down to Seymour)
Seymour: You look to be -- in shape. Are you a blitzball player, by any chance?
Tidus: My name is Tidus and I play for the Besaid Aur--(notices Wakka making a cutthroat motion at him). What I meant to say was, my name is Craig and I do NOT play for the Besaid Aurochs.
Seymour: (raises eyebrow) I would like to stay and chat with you but I must take leave . . . Craig.
Tidus: OK, Seymour.
(One of the Aurochs kicks Tidus in the butt)
Tidus: MAESTER Seymour.
(Seymour leaves)
(Wakka lectures in Tidus' face)
Wakka: (wiping sweat off of his forehead) Are you crazy brudda? You know who that was? MAESTER SEYMOUR!!! A priest of Yevon, which means he is a child of Yevon, which makes him RELATED TO YEVON! You just insulted Yevon's SON! ON TV!!!!!!! Is that any way to represent the Aurochs, DEVOTED YEVONITES?!
Tidus: Jeez, relax. I thought we were here to blitz. What's with the sermon?
Wakka: (looks at Tidus while frowning) You don't know the teachings of Yevon?
Tidus: Isn't Yevon a country in the middle east?
Wakka: . . . WHERE exactly you from, brudda?
Tidus: Uh, that's private!!!!!!!!
(Since he is from 1,000 years in the past)
Wakka: (flatly). . . wait here.
(Wakka walks off slowly and then suddenly runs to where Lulu is)
Wakka: Does he look Al Bhed to you?
Lulu: You mean the boy you found? Why would you think that? He speaks our language.
Wakka: I know -- but look!! He's actin' all suspicious! And with that blond hair he could be an AL BHED SPY!!!
Lulu: You're being ridiculous. He was your new best friend until you noticed that he's BLOND.
(Wakka runs up to Tidus and forces his eyes open with his fingers so he can look to see if he has swirly eyes like the Al Bhed)
Tidus: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.
(He does NOT have swirly eyes!)
(Wakka smacks Tidus in a friendly way on the back)
Wakka: Sorry to doubt you, ya? Let's head out to the stadium.
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