=*=*=*=*=*=*=
"BLITZBALLERS"
-Fanfiction by RAVEgirl [RAVEgirl_669@hotmail.com]
-Final Fantasy X, blitzball, and all characters are (c) Squaresoft
=*=*=*=*=*=*=
~Ch. 10: COME BACK, TIDUS!!!
(Let's see what Auron's doing)
{In Luca Cafe, Auron can see from the TV that the blitzball tournament is getting closer}
Auron: The tournament's about to start. I leave. (hefts his huge combat blade over his shoulder and makes a dramatic exit)
(Everyone in the cafe stares at him)
Waitress: "You leave"?! How about "you pay for the three cups of coffee"!!
(Auron re-enters the cafe)
Auron: Put it on my tab.
(Auron exits again)
=*=
{Locker Room A}
(Wakka enters the room dejectedly)
Datto: Oh, no.
Jassu: Who are we playin', Cap'n?
Wakka: (pretending to be sad) I'm sorry, but we're playing the . . . AL BHED PSYCHES!!!
Aurochs: YEAH~!! (all the Aurochs jump up and down)
Wakka: We gonna beat those bastards! (punches with left fist) We gonna make them cry! (punches with right fist) No AL BHED is gonna take home the trophy! (does karate action) HWAH-HAHHHH!!!
Tidus: Hey, what's wrong with the Al Bhed? I met this nice Al Bhed girl named Rikku, and sh -- nyahhh.
(Lulu dragged Tidus out of the locker room and into the hallway)
Tidus: Woah, Lulu! (has a stupid grin on his face)
Lulu: Stop being so insolent and listen. Do NOT mention the Al Bhed around Wakka. Ever.
Tidus: Why not?
Lulu: The Al Bhed is a tribe of desert-dwelling people who are adept when it comes to machina -- machines. 1,000 years ago, our world was very technologically advanced, but some people used the technology to create weapons of mass destruction. This displeased Yevon, and he sent Sin to destroy all the machina.
Tidus: Yes ma'am, but what does that have to do with Wakka?
Lulu: The teachings of Yevon claim that when we eliminate all "bad" elements, such as machina, from the world, Sin will go away. Until then, Sin is our punishment and the only way to rid our world of him comes at a great cost. And some people such as Wakka believe that it's the Al Bhed's fault Sin is still here.
Tidus: Oh, come on! So we can't use ANY "machina"?
Lulu: You just can't use "bad" machina.
Tidus: Where can I get a copy of this list of "good" and "bad" machina?
Lulu: You still don't take me seriously. I refuse to talk to you until you're mature enough to understand what a terrible, evil presence Sin is!
(Lulu turns on Tidus and gracefully walks away)
(Meanwhile, Tidus is thinking of all the machina things he had back in Zanarkand 1,000 years ago)
Tidus: So this is my punishment . . . .
(He's homesick)
=*=
{Locker Room B -- Al Bhed Psyches}
(Captain of the Al Bhed Psyches walks in)
(All the Al Bhed players look up)
Eigaar: (player for the Psyches) [Who are we playing, captain?]
Al Bhed Captain: [We're playing the Besaid Aurochs.]
Psyches: [HURRAY~!!!!]
Judda: (other player for Psyches) [We can win easily.]
Nimrook: (yet another player with a weird name) [Then why do you look so pissed off, captain?]
Al Bhed Captain: [Wakka of the Aurochs is an ignorant jerk. I nearly blew his head off today. But I have great self-control.]
Eigaar: [We can surely kick his ass in the tournament.]
Al Bhed Captain: [That's not all. Summoner Yuna is with him. I think Wakka is her guardian.]
Nimrook: [THE summoner?!!!]
Al Bhed Captain: [That's right. We have to kidnap her, and we've even got Maester Seymour on our side. Who wants to kidnap Yuna?]
(The Psyches all argue about who gets to kidnap Yuna)
Al Bhed Captain: [Oh, would you shut up?!?! ALL of us can kidnap Yuna!]
Psyches: [WOO-HOO~!!!!]
=*=
{In the hallway outside the Aurochs' locker room}
(Tidus is sittin' on the floor with his fist propping his chin up)
(Yuna runs up)
Yuna: (out of breath) Hello.
Tidus: Hey. What're you so happy about?
Yuna: I heard that Sir Auron was spotted in a cafe near here!
(Tidus knows an "Auron" from 1,000 years ago!)
Tidus: (stands up)(screams out happily) AURON?!?!?!?! I gotta talk to him!!!! He came here, too?! . . . Wait a sec. Are we talking about the same Auron? Old guy with one of his eyes gouged out, has a jug of liquor or something like that?
Yuna: (really quickly) Yes.
(Tidus grabs Yuna's arm)
Tidus: Let's go find him.
(They run)
=*=
{Locker Room A -- Besaid Aurochs}
Wakka: (stops doing karate moves all of a sudden) Hey, where's brudda at?
Letty: He was here a minute ago.
Wakka: (looks under benches and in sports lockers) Hello?! Tidus? Ohh-h, jeez.
Jassu: What now?
Wakka: The game's about to start!!! WE NEED HIM TO BE THE LEFT FORWARD!!!!
Datto: (cough) Too bad, ya?
Wakka: And where's my goal-keepa?!?!
(He has a funny accent!!!)
(Botta and Keepa suddenly enter the room)
Wakka: WHERE exactly were you two at!?
Botta: We were, uh, lookin' for the bathroom, eh?
Keepa: (runs up to Wakka) Wakka, I need to tell y --
Wakka: Not now. Get ready for the game, Keepa!!! Botta -- we need you to fill a position.
Botta: (was frowning but is now grinning hugely) ME?! PLAY? IN THE GAME?!?!
Wakka: Yeah, you!! . . . (mutters insistently to himself!) BRUDDA, PLEASE GET BACK HERE . . . . !!!!!
Botta: I'm not on the bench! I'm not on the bench! (does a little dance)
(Keepa whispers to Botta: "But what about the sinspawn . . . ?")
=*=
"BLITZBALLERS"
-Fanfiction by RAVEgirl [RAVEgirl_669@hotmail.com]
-Final Fantasy X, blitzball, and all characters are (c) Squaresoft
=*=*=*=*=*=*=
~Ch. 10: COME BACK, TIDUS!!!
(Let's see what Auron's doing)
{In Luca Cafe, Auron can see from the TV that the blitzball tournament is getting closer}
Auron: The tournament's about to start. I leave. (hefts his huge combat blade over his shoulder and makes a dramatic exit)
(Everyone in the cafe stares at him)
Waitress: "You leave"?! How about "you pay for the three cups of coffee"!!
(Auron re-enters the cafe)
Auron: Put it on my tab.
(Auron exits again)
=*=
{Locker Room A}
(Wakka enters the room dejectedly)
Datto: Oh, no.
Jassu: Who are we playin', Cap'n?
Wakka: (pretending to be sad) I'm sorry, but we're playing the . . . AL BHED PSYCHES!!!
Aurochs: YEAH~!! (all the Aurochs jump up and down)
Wakka: We gonna beat those bastards! (punches with left fist) We gonna make them cry! (punches with right fist) No AL BHED is gonna take home the trophy! (does karate action) HWAH-HAHHHH!!!
Tidus: Hey, what's wrong with the Al Bhed? I met this nice Al Bhed girl named Rikku, and sh -- nyahhh.
(Lulu dragged Tidus out of the locker room and into the hallway)
Tidus: Woah, Lulu! (has a stupid grin on his face)
Lulu: Stop being so insolent and listen. Do NOT mention the Al Bhed around Wakka. Ever.
Tidus: Why not?
Lulu: The Al Bhed is a tribe of desert-dwelling people who are adept when it comes to machina -- machines. 1,000 years ago, our world was very technologically advanced, but some people used the technology to create weapons of mass destruction. This displeased Yevon, and he sent Sin to destroy all the machina.
Tidus: Yes ma'am, but what does that have to do with Wakka?
Lulu: The teachings of Yevon claim that when we eliminate all "bad" elements, such as machina, from the world, Sin will go away. Until then, Sin is our punishment and the only way to rid our world of him comes at a great cost. And some people such as Wakka believe that it's the Al Bhed's fault Sin is still here.
Tidus: Oh, come on! So we can't use ANY "machina"?
Lulu: You just can't use "bad" machina.
Tidus: Where can I get a copy of this list of "good" and "bad" machina?
Lulu: You still don't take me seriously. I refuse to talk to you until you're mature enough to understand what a terrible, evil presence Sin is!
(Lulu turns on Tidus and gracefully walks away)
(Meanwhile, Tidus is thinking of all the machina things he had back in Zanarkand 1,000 years ago)
Tidus: So this is my punishment . . . .
(He's homesick)
=*=
{Locker Room B -- Al Bhed Psyches}
(Captain of the Al Bhed Psyches walks in)
(All the Al Bhed players look up)
Eigaar: (player for the Psyches) [Who are we playing, captain?]
Al Bhed Captain: [We're playing the Besaid Aurochs.]
Psyches: [HURRAY~!!!!]
Judda: (other player for Psyches) [We can win easily.]
Nimrook: (yet another player with a weird name) [Then why do you look so pissed off, captain?]
Al Bhed Captain: [Wakka of the Aurochs is an ignorant jerk. I nearly blew his head off today. But I have great self-control.]
Eigaar: [We can surely kick his ass in the tournament.]
Al Bhed Captain: [That's not all. Summoner Yuna is with him. I think Wakka is her guardian.]
Nimrook: [THE summoner?!!!]
Al Bhed Captain: [That's right. We have to kidnap her, and we've even got Maester Seymour on our side. Who wants to kidnap Yuna?]
(The Psyches all argue about who gets to kidnap Yuna)
Al Bhed Captain: [Oh, would you shut up?!?! ALL of us can kidnap Yuna!]
Psyches: [WOO-HOO~!!!!]
=*=
{In the hallway outside the Aurochs' locker room}
(Tidus is sittin' on the floor with his fist propping his chin up)
(Yuna runs up)
Yuna: (out of breath) Hello.
Tidus: Hey. What're you so happy about?
Yuna: I heard that Sir Auron was spotted in a cafe near here!
(Tidus knows an "Auron" from 1,000 years ago!)
Tidus: (stands up)(screams out happily) AURON?!?!?!?! I gotta talk to him!!!! He came here, too?! . . . Wait a sec. Are we talking about the same Auron? Old guy with one of his eyes gouged out, has a jug of liquor or something like that?
Yuna: (really quickly) Yes.
(Tidus grabs Yuna's arm)
Tidus: Let's go find him.
(They run)
=*=
{Locker Room A -- Besaid Aurochs}
Wakka: (stops doing karate moves all of a sudden) Hey, where's brudda at?
Letty: He was here a minute ago.
Wakka: (looks under benches and in sports lockers) Hello?! Tidus? Ohh-h, jeez.
Jassu: What now?
Wakka: The game's about to start!!! WE NEED HIM TO BE THE LEFT FORWARD!!!!
Datto: (cough) Too bad, ya?
Wakka: And where's my goal-keepa?!?!
(He has a funny accent!!!)
(Botta and Keepa suddenly enter the room)
Wakka: WHERE exactly were you two at!?
Botta: We were, uh, lookin' for the bathroom, eh?
Keepa: (runs up to Wakka) Wakka, I need to tell y --
Wakka: Not now. Get ready for the game, Keepa!!! Botta -- we need you to fill a position.
Botta: (was frowning but is now grinning hugely) ME?! PLAY? IN THE GAME?!?!
Wakka: Yeah, you!! . . . (mutters insistently to himself!) BRUDDA, PLEASE GET BACK HERE . . . . !!!!!
Botta: I'm not on the bench! I'm not on the bench! (does a little dance)
(Keepa whispers to Botta: "But what about the sinspawn . . . ?")
=*=