Cheese….this is my first cheese (fic) so please be nice, and this story was made up by me and my friend. It was one of our most hyper-active moments, when we started this story, so yea.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, but I own Yurika and her yami, and my friend "Meimi" owns Meimi. So if you were planning to sue someone its not going to be me!! So there =p
[In a place far away…]
Meimi: *is talking 2 self*Haha! Check this out:
Meimi "what are u good at?"
*yami bakura appears*
Meimi: "kissing bugs"
Y. Bakura: ??
Y. Bakura: What r u talking about child?
Meimi: BUGS!!
Meimi: *puts worm to y. Bakura's face*
Y. Bakura: r u evil??
Meimi: Kiss the bug!
Y. Bakura: *slaps hand away*
Y. Bakura: ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
Meimi: .....*grins evilly* what do u think?
Y. Bakura: *ahem*
Meimi: ow!!.....i did u idiot
Y. Bakura: *smiles evilly*
Y. Bakura: YES
Meimi: in my own telepathic way
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Bakura: U WILL HELP ME GET THOSE FREAKIN MILLENNIUM ITEMS!!!
Y. Bakura: MWHAHAHAHA
Meimi: .....I want decade items
Y. Bakura: .....
Meimi: not millenium
Y. Bakura: no u dont
Meimi: ....
Y. Bakura: .....
Meimi: wait......are they sparkly?
Y. Bakura: yes
Y. Bakura: duh
Meimi: do they look at all like socks?
Y. Bakura: the millennium sock looks like one
Meimi: ?
Y. Bakura: now if u help me steal it
Meimi: ......
Y. Bakura: i will give u stuff
Meimi: ....?
Y. Bakura: *gets evil glint in eye*
Meimi: *rubs hands together*
Y. Bakura: o yea
Meimi: what kinda stuff?
Y. Bakura: *thinks* *grins* saint tail stuff and socks
Meimi: ...stop calling me that!
Meimi: i am meimi...not child
Y. Bakura: yes u r child
Meimi: ....
Meimi: ok, I'm in
Meimi: ...now what do we do?
Y. Bakura: now the millennium sock
Y. Bakura: has the power 2 stink
Meimi: like u!
Y. Bakura: so if u put it on
Meimi: .....
Y. Bakura: ur enemies will crumble at the smelll
KoosLaGoopaGoop: ..um..u stink?
Y. Bakura: ......
Y. Bakura: noooooo
Y. Bakura: i have the power 2 take souls
Meimi: ....and stink
Y. Bakura: and put it in2 cards!!!
Y. Bakura: mwahhahaha
Meimi: .....
Meimi: cardboard?
Y. Bakura: ...
Y. Bakura: no child
Meimi: i eat cardboard!
Meimi: whee!
Y. Bakura: …
Meimi: aww
Y. Bakura: not a bad idea
Y. Bakura: NOW OFF 2 THE SOCK!!!
Meimi: *eats cardboard*
Meimi: YAY!
Meimi: um...where do we go?
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Bakura: uhhh....
Y. Bakura: -_-;
[n Egypt]
Meimi: Wow! we're in spain!
Meimi: *blink*
Yurika: *has the millennium sock*
Yurika: ......socks
Yurika: mwhahahhahah....
Meimi: whats that egg doing with the sock?
Meimi: *points*
Y. Yurika: *blinks* do u no them??
Yurika: no
Y. Bakura: mwhahahaha
Y. Bakura: we're here 2 take ur soc-....
Meimi: oh look!!! its a snail!
Y. Bakura: CHILD!!
Y. Bakura: PAY ATTENTION
Meimi: huh? me?
*both yurika's look at the 2 people strangely*
Meimi: but i found a snail!
Y. Bakura: CHILD!!
Y. Bakura: ITS NO TIME 4 THAT!!!
Meimi: ...
Y. Bakura: THE SOCK!!
Y. Bakura: THE SOCK!!!
Meimi: SNAIL!!
Meimi: FEAR THE SNAIL!
Meimi: *puts snail to ur face*
*meimi and y. bakura start fighting*
All: ......
Meimi: SNAIL!
Y. Yurika: lets go....
Meimi: wait.....did u say sock?
y and y: -_-;
Y. Bakura: YES CHILD!!!
Meimi: whee! i like socks!
Y. Bakura: GET THE SOCK
Y. Bakura: WHICH THAT GURL IS WEARING
Y. Bakura: U C IT?
Y. Bakura: ITS GOLD AND HAS THINGS ON IT
Meimi: *nods*
Meimi: *goes off to get it*
*both yurika's run away*
Meimi: *comes back with a snail*
Meimi: *a snail wearing a sock*
Y. Bakura: .....
Y. Bakura: WAT IS THE MATTER WITH U CHILD??!!!
Meimi: ...u mean..this isnt it?
Y. Bakura: NOOO
Meimi: oh look! its that snail i found earlier!
Y. Bakura: THE 2 GURLS THAT JUST RAN AWAY HAS IT!!!
Y. Bakura: AND STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT STUPID SNAIL!!!
Y. Bakura: GET THE SOCK
Meimi: oh!...where did they go...
Y. Bakura: .....
Y. Bakura: because of u
Y. Bakura: we lost them
Y. Bakura: u child
Meimi: i wont get the sock until u apologize to mr.snail
Y. Bakura: .....
Meimi: *holds snail to ur face*
Meimi: now kiss and make up!
Y. Bakura: -_-;
[at restaurant]
Yurika: i think we lost them *huff*
Y. Yurika: yea, those people are really weird
Meimi: *pops out of no where* hi, is this ur snail?
KoosLaGoopaGoop: *holds out snail*
*both yurika's freeze*
Yurika: how did u get here?
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: i walked
y and y: ....... -_-;
Meimi: *smiles*
*Y. Bakura appears out of nowhere*
Y. Bakura: CHILD!!
Y. Bakura: A HA
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Bakura: GOOD CHILD
Y. Bakura: U FOUND THEM!!!
Meimi: ..i did?!
Meimi: mr.snail got bored...
Y. Bakura: ....
Y. Bakura: *twitch*
Y. Bakura: *grabs snail and kicks it and snail go flying*
Meimi: where?!
Meimi: *looks up to the ceiling*
Meimi: *glare*
Y. Bakura: ....
Meimi: *gets really big*
Y. Bakura: now child
Meimi: WHY DID U DO THAT?!
Y. Bakura: CAUSE U WONT PAY ATTENTION 2 THE MISSION!!!
Meimi: grrr
Meimi: hey look! another snail!
Meimi: *picks it up*
Y. Bakura: ....
Y. Bakura: U DIMWIT!!!
Yurika: .....
Meimi: dont insult it! its just a snail
Yurika: let's go home...
Y. Yurika: ....yea....
Meimi: *stuffs snail in random persons mouth*
*both yurika's get out of there*
Meimi: that snail was mean
Y. bakura: CHILD!!! STOP PLAYING AROUND
Meimi: ....what now?
Y. Bakura: FOLLOW THEM NOW!!!
Meimi: ur loud...u know that?
Y. Bakura: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGG
Meimi: ok!
Meimi: *goes in opposite direction*
Y. Bakura: *grabs meimi shirt* -_-;
Y. Bakura: this way child
Meimi: whaaaaat?
Y. Bakura: ....
Meimi: ...i knew that
[at yurika's house]
Yurika: *huff* *puff* y do they keep following us??
Y. Yurika: i think it sumthing 2 do with the sock and me
Meimi: *pops out of no where again* this time, i dont have a snail!
*yurika and y. yurika freezes*
y and y: ......-_-;;;
yurika: ummm... just who r u??
Meimi: i will succeed!
Meimi: I am...
Meimi: um...oh shoot...i forgot
All except 4 meimi: -_-;;;
Meimi: *smiles*
Yurika: okay
Yurika: then
Meimi: ^__^
Yurika: y r u following us?
Meimi: hey! are those noodles?
Meimi: *points to food dish*
Yurika: uhhh..
Yurika: yes
Meimi: i want some
Yurika: okay...
Yurika: *hands meimi it*
Meimi: ^__^
*y. bakura appears*
Y. Bakura: CHILD!!!
Meimi: *slurp*
Y. Bakura: WAT R U DOING NOW??!!
Meimi: oh hey!
Meimi: eating noodles!
Meimi: want some noodles?
Y. Bakura: o shure....
Y. Bakura: wait
Meimi: *slurp*
Y. Bakura: DIDNT U GET THE SOCK YET??!!!
Meimi: oh yeah! thats why im here
Y. Yurika: okay mister, who r u and y r u following us?
Meimi: i like noodles!
Y. yurika: -_-; Aibou, keep the other one busy while i handle this one
Meimi: and eggs
Meimi: ^__^
Meimi: we have names
Y. bakura: .....
Meimi: y'know
Y. Bakura: YES THEY NO
Y. Bakura: NOW GO TALK 2 THAT OTHER GURL
Y. Bakura: I WILL HANDLE THIS ONE
Meimi: and this is ms. grizzwalt! *points to y. bakura*
Y. Bakura: ......*glares*
Y. Bakura: *whacks meimi on the head*
Meimi: oww.....do that again!
All: .....
Meimi: ^__^
Y. Bakura: just go do sumthing child
Meimi: *does something very scientific*
Y. Bakura: ......
Meimi: *starts speaking with really big words*
Meimi: *is in a lab coat with glasses*
Y. Bakura: U WITH THE SOCK…uhh…you *points 2 Y. Yurika!! I want 2 play a friendly game
with u
Meimi: *becomes suddenly...intelligant*
Y. Yurika: ...a friendly game huh?
Y. Bakura: *evil glint* yes....
Meimi: *goes back to dumb mode*
Meimi: i like games!
Y. Bakura: the game we will be playing is....
Meimi: can we play sneeze on the noodle?
Y. Bakura: no child
Y. Bakura: now go talk with the grass or sumthing
Meimi: havent heard of that game b4
Meimi: grass doesnt like me....
All: ......
Y. Bakura: the game we r playing is called
Meimi: hide n go seek!
Y. Bakura: yes
Meimi: ^_^
Y. Bakura: very good child
Meimi: yay!
Meimi: *claps*
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: *sneezes*
Y. Bakura: i'll be it
Y. Bakura: and if i get all of u
Y. Bakura: i win
Y. Bakura: end of game
Y. Bakura: And the base will be over here *points 2 the house wall*
KoosLaGoopaGoop: no peeking!
Y. Bakura: NOW!!!
angel2badzt: OFF 2 THE GAME!!!
Meimi: *hides behind a snail*
Y. Bakura: now, i am stating the count
Y. Bakura: *starts counting*
Yurika: *shrugs**goes hides behind car*
Y. Yurika: *goes in house*
Meimi: *looks around*
Meimi: hmm
Meimi: *hides in a sock*
Y. Bakura: 98, 99, 100
Y. Bakura: READY OR NOT HERE I COME!!!
Y. Bakura: *goes 2 the grass and finds a… sock*
Meimi: *sneezes*
Y. Bakura: ......
Meimi: *gulp*
Y. Bakura: *glares*
Meimi: *is frozen*
Y. Bakura: *sigh*
Y. Bakura: *tags sock*
Y. Bakura: okay, 1 down 2 more 2 go
Y. Bakura: *runs off sumwhere*
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: *head pops out from sock* okay what?
Meimi: i was taking a nap! jeez
Meimi: *goes back to sleep*
*both yurika's makes it 2 the base*
Y. bakura:*comes back, sees both gurls at the base* *blink* *blink*.....
Y. Bakura: *hits head*
Y. Bakura: stupid, stupid, stupid
Meimi: *wakes up in a cold sweat* NO!! THE SNAILS!!!! THEY ARE EATING THE CHEESE!
All: O.o
Meimi: *looks around*
Meimi: *phew* just a dream
Y. Yurika: i had enough of this
Meimi: me too. now i want cake
Y. Yurika: *raises sock* STINKY SMELL!!!
*horrible stench comes out of nowhere*
Y. Bakura: noooooooo
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: did....something....bad happen?
Y. Yurika: its the magic of the sock
Y. Yurika: all my enemies will smell it and suffer
Meimi: magic socks!!! oooh! i saw those at wal-mart!
Meimi: they were on sale too!
All: ......
Y. Bakura: stench...2...horri....ble....
Y. Bakura: *fainted*
Y. Bakura: @_@
Meimi: *blink* did i do something wrong.....?
Meimi: *doesnt smell anything*
Yurika: YAMI!!! Y ISNT SHE AFFECTED??!!!
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Yurika: i dont no....
Meimi: what are u talking about, ''affected''??
Yurika: UR SUPPOSE 2 SUFFER!!!
Yurika: cause the stinky power of the sock is so horrible
Meimi: *slowly*....whaat?
Meimi: what ... smell....?
Y. Yurika: its no use
Meimi: neither are u
Meimi: *crosses arms*
Yurika: …
Yurika: well, wat is the worst she can do?
Meimi: hey look! pocket lint!
All: ......
Meimi: *examines lint*
Meimi: *sneezes*
Meimi: *lint flies away*
*stench goes away, y. bakura is still on the ground*
Meimi: hey! come back here, mr. lint!
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: awww it got away
Meimi: *sigh*
Yurika: ....
Meimi: now what do i do?
Y. Yurika: so gurl, wat is ur name?
Meimi: ...
Meimi: wait....dont tell me....i know this one!
Meimi: *thinks*
All:......
Meimi: umm...mumu?...no.....meme...no....mimi...no...u mm...ugh
Meimi: it's on the tip of my tongue...hmm
All: -_-;;
Meimi: *pulls out tongue and reads it*
Meimi: ahh! thats right! its meimi!
Yurika: ...okay "meimi"
Meimi: *blink*
Yurika: so wat r u here 4 anyway?
Yurika: and who is that guy *points 2 y. bakura*
Meimi: to get the magic socks and that* points* is mrs. grizzwalt
Meimi: ^__^
*y. bakura eyes snap open*
Meimi: no wait thats not right
Y. Bakura: CHILD!!!!!
Meimi: ......
Meimi: ur awake!....i thought u died
Y. Bakura: im a spirit
Y. Bakura: i can never die
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: neither can noodles....
Y. Bakura: u r so naive child
Meimi: i am not a native child!
Meimi: .....
All: .....
Y. Bakura: THAT'S IT!!!
Y. Bakura: I CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS!!
Meimi: .....aww u want some noodles?
Y. Bakura: *glares *uses his millennium ring*
Meimi: ooooh! shiney!
Y. Bakura: I'LL SEND U 2 THE SHADOW REALM!!!
Meimi: no! im scared of the dark!
Yurika: o no!! YAMI do sumthing!!!
Meimi: .....i have a flashlight!
Meimi: *takes out flashlight*
All:......
Meimi: *shines it in everyones face*
Y. Bakura: AHHHHH!! MY EYES!!!
Meimi: *blink* yes, you have eyes...big deal
All:....
Meimi: *still shining light in everyones face*
Yurika: okay…..
Meimi: *battery dies*
Y. Bakura: huh?
Meimi: awww
Y. Bakura: YES!!!
Y. Bakura: NOW I CAN FINISH IT!!!
Meimi: that was my favorite flash light
Y. Yurika: STINKY STUFF!!!
Meimi: hmmm hey! wuddya know! *reaches around in pocket*
Meimi: i have a spare!
*stinky socks cum out of nowhere and hits y. bakura*
Meimi: omg! Are the socks alright?
Meimi: wow....this flash light is....odd looking
Meimi: like you guys!
All: ...
*socks seems 2 be affecting y. bakura*
(sidenote: unknown to meimi the ''flashlight'' is a light saber)
Meimi: *turns on "flashlight"*
Meimi: *blue light comes out*
Yurika: FINISH HIM OFF MEIMI!!!
Meimi: *blink* wow! pretty!
Meimi: *breathes like darth vader*
Meimi: I am your father!
Meimi: *breathes*
Y. Bakura: *socks r ruining his senses*
Y. Bakura: Father???
Y. Bakura: u r my father??!!!
Meimi: where?! *looks around*
Y. Bakura: FATHER ITS ME!!! UR SON BAKA!!!
(sidenote: Baka is y. Bakura's dad nickname 4 Y. B)
Meimi: waah!!
Meimi: *swings light saber*
Meimi: *hits y. bakura*
Y. Bakura: *falls on Mr. Snail*
Meimi: *gasp* you killed mr. snail. prepare to die!
Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOO!!!!
Y. Bakura: U WILL PAY!!!
Meimi: *swings at everyone*
Meimi: wheee this is fuuun
Y. Bakura: WITH MILLENNIUM ITEMS!!
All: O.o
Meimi: ...i told u before....
Yurika: watch out!!!
Meimi: I WANT DECADE ITEMS
Y. Yurika: SHE'S GONE MAD!!!
Meimi: MWAHAHAHAHA
Meimi: *poof*
*everybody runs around screaming*
Meimi: *gets small*
All: .....
Meimi: *is wearing a green outfit*
Y. Bakura: .....
Meimi: so u be wanting me pot o' gold?
Y. Bakura: uhhh…NO
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Bakura: I WANT THE MILLIENNIUM ITEMS!!!
Y. Bakura: Y CANT ANY1 UNDERSTAND THAT
Meimi: then i shall grant u three wishes!
Meimi: *turns into a magic lamp*
Y. Bakura: finally, sumthing good 4 once
Meimi: *is lamp....just laying there*
Y. Bakura: okay
Y. Bakura: u child
*magical purple smoke starts to come out of lamp out pops a....*
Y. Bakura: CHILD
Y. Bakura: GRANT MY WISH!!!
*…genie that looks like that rabbit from the Trix cereal commercial*
All: ........
Y. Bakura: anyways
Y. Bakura: I WISH 4 ALL THE MILLIENNIUM ITEMS!!!
Meimi: can U name me lucky charms?
Y. Bakura: ........
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: *is waiting*
All: *falls down*
*kids pop out of nowhere*
kid: hearts
kid2: stars
kid3: and horse shoes
kid4: clovers
kid5: and blue moons
kid6: pots of gold
kid7: and rainbows
kid8: and a red balloon!!
Meimi: yay! Now i shall grant your wish
All: .....
Y. Bakura: YES!!!
Y. Bakura: is waiting
Meimi: uh...what was ur wish again?
All: *falls down*
Y. Bakura: *angry* I SAI-WAHHH!!
Yurika: *punches Y. Bakura*I WISH 4 A NEW-
Y. Yurika: *shoves yurika out of the way* NO
Y. Yurika: I WISH 4 A HUGE-
Meimi: calm down! you get three wishes!
Meimi: it is the rule of the genies
All: YAY!! ^_^
Meimi: now, *points* your wish
Yurika: i'll go first!!
Yurika: I WISH 4 A NEW MANGA BOOK!!! *closes eyes really tightly*
Meimi: hmmm...your wish granted *gives u a book about mangos*
Meimi: next
Yurika: ....huh? all u need 2 no about mangos??
Yurika: *cries*
Meimi: thats what you wanted, isnt it?
Yurika: i wanted a manga not a mango!!!
Meimi: next wish! Too bad, NEXT
Y. Yurika: DONT U SPEAK 2 MY AIBOU THAT WAY!!
Y. Yurika: anyways...
Y. Yurika: I WISH 4 SUM NEW STUFF 4 MY SOUL ROOM!!!
Meimi: ok...wish #2 granted! *a fluffy pink lamp appears*
Meimi: everyone needs some light!
Y.Yurika: ......
Y. Yurika: *slaps forehead*
Y. Yurika: I should've been more specific
Meimi: too bad
Y. Bakura: *snickers*
Y. Bakura: MWHAHAHAAH
Y. Bakura: ITS NOW MY TURN!!!
Meimi: your wish?
Y. Bakura: CHILD OF THE....... SUMTHING
Y. Bakura: GRANT ME MY WISH
Y. Bakura: *makes sum really long speech*
Meimi: *falls asleep*
Y. Bakura: yadda yadda, blah blah
Y. Bakura: HEY WAKE UP
Meimi: zZzZzZz
Y. Bakura: I HAVENT FINISHED YET
Meimi: zzzzzz...huh? what?
Meimi: have u made ur wish yet?
Y. Bakura: I WISH 4 ALLL THE MILLINIEUM ITEMS IN THE WORLD!!!
Y. Bakura: MWHHAHAHAA
Meimi: say please
Y. Bakura: .....
Y. Bakura: NO U CHILD
Y. Bakura: I WILL NEVER SAY PLEASE
Y. Bakura: NEVER !!! NEVER!!!
Meimi: say please or i wont give you anything! *crosses arms*
Y. Bakura: but.....
Y. Bakura: i dont like being good
Y. Bakura: its 2 boring
Y. Bakura: *pouts like a kid*
Meimi: tough!
Meimi: if u want stuff, use manners
Y. Bakura: ....
Y. Bakura: FINE
Meimi: *burps* you have ta be polite
All: -_-;
Y. Bakura: I wish 4 all the millinieum items in the
world........................................................................... .
Y. Bakura: ple.....
Y. Bakura: no i cant say it
Y. Bakura: no i must
Meimi: *waiting*
Y. Bakura: no i cant
Meimi: ....
Y. Bakura: i must, we must
Y. Bakura: please.......?
meimi: say pretty please with sugar on top!
All: *falls down*
Meimi: ^__^
Y. Bakura: r u serious???
Meimi: absolutely!
Y. Bakura: ...
Meimi: u want those items dont u?
Y. Bakura: *mutters*
Y. Bakura: u double-crossing…
Y. Bakura: *cusses quietly*
Meimi: u have trouble with manners! *belches*
All: -_-;;;;
Meimi: I will grant u the ability to use good manners on a daily bases!
Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meimi: *raises wand*
Y. Bakura: WAIT
Y. Bakura: MY WISH!!!
Meimi: *poof*
Meimi: all done!
Y. Bakura: .....
Meimi: *disappears*
Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
All: O SHUT UP!!
Y. Bakura: sorry* sniffs*
Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOO
Y. Bakura: THE MANNERS THE MANNERS!!!
Meimi: *comes back as regular ol' meimi*
Meimi: snail!!
Meimi: hehehehe
Meimi: apologize to mr. snail!
All: okay.....-_-;
Y. Bakura: must resist!!!
Meimi: *holds up snail*
Y. Bakura: *clenches teeth*
Meimi: aww look at his sad wittlle face
Y. Bakura: *bursts out*I'm sorry
Y. Bakura: *takes snail and kisses it*
Y. Bakura: r u okay?
Y. Bakura: I'm so sorry i was ever mean 2 u!!
Snail: *snail spits* OH GOD! WHAT DID U DO THAT FOR?!
Y. Bakura: WAT??
All: O.o
Snail: leave me alone!
Snail: i never wanted to be a part of this!
Y. Bakura: U TOLD ME 2 SAY SORRY
Y. Bakura: SO I DID
Y. Bakura: VERY NICELY
Snail: but did I, the snail, tell u to kiss me?!
Y. Bakura: well if it wasnt 4 that stupid genie then i would've smashed u then
Snail: thats it! i'm leaving! *snail packs bags* *snail takes coat and runs off*
All: o.O
Meimi: ....aww u made him mad
Y. Bakura: So? He was stupid anyway. =p
Momo: they all lived happily ever after....except the mr. snail who was such a meanie, I mean
Y. Bakura wasn't even that mean!!
All: *glares at momo*
Momo: Wat?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, but I own Yurika and her yami, and my friend "Meimi" owns Meimi. So if you were planning to sue someone its not going to be me!! So there =p
[In a place far away…]
Meimi: *is talking 2 self*Haha! Check this out:
Meimi "what are u good at?"
*yami bakura appears*
Meimi: "kissing bugs"
Y. Bakura: ??
Y. Bakura: What r u talking about child?
Meimi: BUGS!!
Meimi: *puts worm to y. Bakura's face*
Y. Bakura: r u evil??
Meimi: Kiss the bug!
Y. Bakura: *slaps hand away*
Y. Bakura: ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
Meimi: .....*grins evilly* what do u think?
Y. Bakura: *ahem*
Meimi: ow!!.....i did u idiot
Y. Bakura: *smiles evilly*
Y. Bakura: YES
Meimi: in my own telepathic way
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Bakura: U WILL HELP ME GET THOSE FREAKIN MILLENNIUM ITEMS!!!
Y. Bakura: MWHAHAHAHA
Meimi: .....I want decade items
Y. Bakura: .....
Meimi: not millenium
Y. Bakura: no u dont
Meimi: ....
Y. Bakura: .....
Meimi: wait......are they sparkly?
Y. Bakura: yes
Y. Bakura: duh
Meimi: do they look at all like socks?
Y. Bakura: the millennium sock looks like one
Meimi: ?
Y. Bakura: now if u help me steal it
Meimi: ......
Y. Bakura: i will give u stuff
Meimi: ....?
Y. Bakura: *gets evil glint in eye*
Meimi: *rubs hands together*
Y. Bakura: o yea
Meimi: what kinda stuff?
Y. Bakura: *thinks* *grins* saint tail stuff and socks
Meimi: ...stop calling me that!
Meimi: i am meimi...not child
Y. Bakura: yes u r child
Meimi: ....
Meimi: ok, I'm in
Meimi: ...now what do we do?
Y. Bakura: now the millennium sock
Y. Bakura: has the power 2 stink
Meimi: like u!
Y. Bakura: so if u put it on
Meimi: .....
Y. Bakura: ur enemies will crumble at the smelll
KoosLaGoopaGoop: ..um..u stink?
Y. Bakura: ......
Y. Bakura: noooooo
Y. Bakura: i have the power 2 take souls
Meimi: ....and stink
Y. Bakura: and put it in2 cards!!!
Y. Bakura: mwahhahaha
Meimi: .....
Meimi: cardboard?
Y. Bakura: ...
Y. Bakura: no child
Meimi: i eat cardboard!
Meimi: whee!
Y. Bakura: …
Meimi: aww
Y. Bakura: not a bad idea
Y. Bakura: NOW OFF 2 THE SOCK!!!
Meimi: *eats cardboard*
Meimi: YAY!
Meimi: um...where do we go?
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Bakura: uhhh....
Y. Bakura: -_-;
[n Egypt]
Meimi: Wow! we're in spain!
Meimi: *blink*
Yurika: *has the millennium sock*
Yurika: ......socks
Yurika: mwhahahhahah....
Meimi: whats that egg doing with the sock?
Meimi: *points*
Y. Yurika: *blinks* do u no them??
Yurika: no
Y. Bakura: mwhahahaha
Y. Bakura: we're here 2 take ur soc-....
Meimi: oh look!!! its a snail!
Y. Bakura: CHILD!!
Y. Bakura: PAY ATTENTION
Meimi: huh? me?
*both yurika's look at the 2 people strangely*
Meimi: but i found a snail!
Y. Bakura: CHILD!!
Y. Bakura: ITS NO TIME 4 THAT!!!
Meimi: ...
Y. Bakura: THE SOCK!!
Y. Bakura: THE SOCK!!!
Meimi: SNAIL!!
Meimi: FEAR THE SNAIL!
Meimi: *puts snail to ur face*
*meimi and y. bakura start fighting*
All: ......
Meimi: SNAIL!
Y. Yurika: lets go....
Meimi: wait.....did u say sock?
y and y: -_-;
Y. Bakura: YES CHILD!!!
Meimi: whee! i like socks!
Y. Bakura: GET THE SOCK
Y. Bakura: WHICH THAT GURL IS WEARING
Y. Bakura: U C IT?
Y. Bakura: ITS GOLD AND HAS THINGS ON IT
Meimi: *nods*
Meimi: *goes off to get it*
*both yurika's run away*
Meimi: *comes back with a snail*
Meimi: *a snail wearing a sock*
Y. Bakura: .....
Y. Bakura: WAT IS THE MATTER WITH U CHILD??!!!
Meimi: ...u mean..this isnt it?
Y. Bakura: NOOO
Meimi: oh look! its that snail i found earlier!
Y. Bakura: THE 2 GURLS THAT JUST RAN AWAY HAS IT!!!
Y. Bakura: AND STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT STUPID SNAIL!!!
Y. Bakura: GET THE SOCK
Meimi: oh!...where did they go...
Y. Bakura: .....
Y. Bakura: because of u
Y. Bakura: we lost them
Y. Bakura: u child
Meimi: i wont get the sock until u apologize to mr.snail
Y. Bakura: .....
Meimi: *holds snail to ur face*
Meimi: now kiss and make up!
Y. Bakura: -_-;
[at restaurant]
Yurika: i think we lost them *huff*
Y. Yurika: yea, those people are really weird
Meimi: *pops out of no where* hi, is this ur snail?
KoosLaGoopaGoop: *holds out snail*
*both yurika's freeze*
Yurika: how did u get here?
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: i walked
y and y: ....... -_-;
Meimi: *smiles*
*Y. Bakura appears out of nowhere*
Y. Bakura: CHILD!!
Y. Bakura: A HA
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Bakura: GOOD CHILD
Y. Bakura: U FOUND THEM!!!
Meimi: ..i did?!
Meimi: mr.snail got bored...
Y. Bakura: ....
Y. Bakura: *twitch*
Y. Bakura: *grabs snail and kicks it and snail go flying*
Meimi: where?!
Meimi: *looks up to the ceiling*
Meimi: *glare*
Y. Bakura: ....
Meimi: *gets really big*
Y. Bakura: now child
Meimi: WHY DID U DO THAT?!
Y. Bakura: CAUSE U WONT PAY ATTENTION 2 THE MISSION!!!
Meimi: grrr
Meimi: hey look! another snail!
Meimi: *picks it up*
Y. Bakura: ....
Y. Bakura: U DIMWIT!!!
Yurika: .....
Meimi: dont insult it! its just a snail
Yurika: let's go home...
Y. Yurika: ....yea....
Meimi: *stuffs snail in random persons mouth*
*both yurika's get out of there*
Meimi: that snail was mean
Y. bakura: CHILD!!! STOP PLAYING AROUND
Meimi: ....what now?
Y. Bakura: FOLLOW THEM NOW!!!
Meimi: ur loud...u know that?
Y. Bakura: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGG
Meimi: ok!
Meimi: *goes in opposite direction*
Y. Bakura: *grabs meimi shirt* -_-;
Y. Bakura: this way child
Meimi: whaaaaat?
Y. Bakura: ....
Meimi: ...i knew that
[at yurika's house]
Yurika: *huff* *puff* y do they keep following us??
Y. Yurika: i think it sumthing 2 do with the sock and me
Meimi: *pops out of no where again* this time, i dont have a snail!
*yurika and y. yurika freezes*
y and y: ......-_-;;;
yurika: ummm... just who r u??
Meimi: i will succeed!
Meimi: I am...
Meimi: um...oh shoot...i forgot
All except 4 meimi: -_-;;;
Meimi: *smiles*
Yurika: okay
Yurika: then
Meimi: ^__^
Yurika: y r u following us?
Meimi: hey! are those noodles?
Meimi: *points to food dish*
Yurika: uhhh..
Yurika: yes
Meimi: i want some
Yurika: okay...
Yurika: *hands meimi it*
Meimi: ^__^
*y. bakura appears*
Y. Bakura: CHILD!!!
Meimi: *slurp*
Y. Bakura: WAT R U DOING NOW??!!
Meimi: oh hey!
Meimi: eating noodles!
Meimi: want some noodles?
Y. Bakura: o shure....
Y. Bakura: wait
Meimi: *slurp*
Y. Bakura: DIDNT U GET THE SOCK YET??!!!
Meimi: oh yeah! thats why im here
Y. Yurika: okay mister, who r u and y r u following us?
Meimi: i like noodles!
Y. yurika: -_-; Aibou, keep the other one busy while i handle this one
Meimi: and eggs
Meimi: ^__^
Meimi: we have names
Y. bakura: .....
Meimi: y'know
Y. Bakura: YES THEY NO
Y. Bakura: NOW GO TALK 2 THAT OTHER GURL
Y. Bakura: I WILL HANDLE THIS ONE
Meimi: and this is ms. grizzwalt! *points to y. bakura*
Y. Bakura: ......*glares*
Y. Bakura: *whacks meimi on the head*
Meimi: oww.....do that again!
All: .....
Meimi: ^__^
Y. Bakura: just go do sumthing child
Meimi: *does something very scientific*
Y. Bakura: ......
Meimi: *starts speaking with really big words*
Meimi: *is in a lab coat with glasses*
Y. Bakura: U WITH THE SOCK…uhh…you *points 2 Y. Yurika!! I want 2 play a friendly game
with u
Meimi: *becomes suddenly...intelligant*
Y. Yurika: ...a friendly game huh?
Y. Bakura: *evil glint* yes....
Meimi: *goes back to dumb mode*
Meimi: i like games!
Y. Bakura: the game we will be playing is....
Meimi: can we play sneeze on the noodle?
Y. Bakura: no child
Y. Bakura: now go talk with the grass or sumthing
Meimi: havent heard of that game b4
Meimi: grass doesnt like me....
All: ......
Y. Bakura: the game we r playing is called
Meimi: hide n go seek!
Y. Bakura: yes
Meimi: ^_^
Y. Bakura: very good child
Meimi: yay!
Meimi: *claps*
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: *sneezes*
Y. Bakura: i'll be it
Y. Bakura: and if i get all of u
Y. Bakura: i win
Y. Bakura: end of game
Y. Bakura: And the base will be over here *points 2 the house wall*
KoosLaGoopaGoop: no peeking!
Y. Bakura: NOW!!!
angel2badzt: OFF 2 THE GAME!!!
Meimi: *hides behind a snail*
Y. Bakura: now, i am stating the count
Y. Bakura: *starts counting*
Yurika: *shrugs**goes hides behind car*
Y. Yurika: *goes in house*
Meimi: *looks around*
Meimi: hmm
Meimi: *hides in a sock*
Y. Bakura: 98, 99, 100
Y. Bakura: READY OR NOT HERE I COME!!!
Y. Bakura: *goes 2 the grass and finds a… sock*
Meimi: *sneezes*
Y. Bakura: ......
Meimi: *gulp*
Y. Bakura: *glares*
Meimi: *is frozen*
Y. Bakura: *sigh*
Y. Bakura: *tags sock*
Y. Bakura: okay, 1 down 2 more 2 go
Y. Bakura: *runs off sumwhere*
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: *head pops out from sock* okay what?
Meimi: i was taking a nap! jeez
Meimi: *goes back to sleep*
*both yurika's makes it 2 the base*
Y. bakura:*comes back, sees both gurls at the base* *blink* *blink*.....
Y. Bakura: *hits head*
Y. Bakura: stupid, stupid, stupid
Meimi: *wakes up in a cold sweat* NO!! THE SNAILS!!!! THEY ARE EATING THE CHEESE!
All: O.o
Meimi: *looks around*
Meimi: *phew* just a dream
Y. Yurika: i had enough of this
Meimi: me too. now i want cake
Y. Yurika: *raises sock* STINKY SMELL!!!
*horrible stench comes out of nowhere*
Y. Bakura: noooooooo
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: did....something....bad happen?
Y. Yurika: its the magic of the sock
Y. Yurika: all my enemies will smell it and suffer
Meimi: magic socks!!! oooh! i saw those at wal-mart!
Meimi: they were on sale too!
All: ......
Y. Bakura: stench...2...horri....ble....
Y. Bakura: *fainted*
Y. Bakura: @_@
Meimi: *blink* did i do something wrong.....?
Meimi: *doesnt smell anything*
Yurika: YAMI!!! Y ISNT SHE AFFECTED??!!!
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Yurika: i dont no....
Meimi: what are u talking about, ''affected''??
Yurika: UR SUPPOSE 2 SUFFER!!!
Yurika: cause the stinky power of the sock is so horrible
Meimi: *slowly*....whaat?
Meimi: what ... smell....?
Y. Yurika: its no use
Meimi: neither are u
Meimi: *crosses arms*
Yurika: …
Yurika: well, wat is the worst she can do?
Meimi: hey look! pocket lint!
All: ......
Meimi: *examines lint*
Meimi: *sneezes*
Meimi: *lint flies away*
*stench goes away, y. bakura is still on the ground*
Meimi: hey! come back here, mr. lint!
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: awww it got away
Meimi: *sigh*
Yurika: ....
Meimi: now what do i do?
Y. Yurika: so gurl, wat is ur name?
Meimi: ...
Meimi: wait....dont tell me....i know this one!
Meimi: *thinks*
All:......
Meimi: umm...mumu?...no.....meme...no....mimi...no...u mm...ugh
Meimi: it's on the tip of my tongue...hmm
All: -_-;;
Meimi: *pulls out tongue and reads it*
Meimi: ahh! thats right! its meimi!
Yurika: ...okay "meimi"
Meimi: *blink*
Yurika: so wat r u here 4 anyway?
Yurika: and who is that guy *points 2 y. bakura*
Meimi: to get the magic socks and that* points* is mrs. grizzwalt
Meimi: ^__^
*y. bakura eyes snap open*
Meimi: no wait thats not right
Y. Bakura: CHILD!!!!!
Meimi: ......
Meimi: ur awake!....i thought u died
Y. Bakura: im a spirit
Y. Bakura: i can never die
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: neither can noodles....
Y. Bakura: u r so naive child
Meimi: i am not a native child!
Meimi: .....
All: .....
Y. Bakura: THAT'S IT!!!
Y. Bakura: I CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS!!
Meimi: .....aww u want some noodles?
Y. Bakura: *glares *uses his millennium ring*
Meimi: ooooh! shiney!
Y. Bakura: I'LL SEND U 2 THE SHADOW REALM!!!
Meimi: no! im scared of the dark!
Yurika: o no!! YAMI do sumthing!!!
Meimi: .....i have a flashlight!
Meimi: *takes out flashlight*
All:......
Meimi: *shines it in everyones face*
Y. Bakura: AHHHHH!! MY EYES!!!
Meimi: *blink* yes, you have eyes...big deal
All:....
Meimi: *still shining light in everyones face*
Yurika: okay…..
Meimi: *battery dies*
Y. Bakura: huh?
Meimi: awww
Y. Bakura: YES!!!
Y. Bakura: NOW I CAN FINISH IT!!!
Meimi: that was my favorite flash light
Y. Yurika: STINKY STUFF!!!
Meimi: hmmm hey! wuddya know! *reaches around in pocket*
Meimi: i have a spare!
*stinky socks cum out of nowhere and hits y. bakura*
Meimi: omg! Are the socks alright?
Meimi: wow....this flash light is....odd looking
Meimi: like you guys!
All: ...
*socks seems 2 be affecting y. bakura*
(sidenote: unknown to meimi the ''flashlight'' is a light saber)
Meimi: *turns on "flashlight"*
Meimi: *blue light comes out*
Yurika: FINISH HIM OFF MEIMI!!!
Meimi: *blink* wow! pretty!
Meimi: *breathes like darth vader*
Meimi: I am your father!
Meimi: *breathes*
Y. Bakura: *socks r ruining his senses*
Y. Bakura: Father???
Y. Bakura: u r my father??!!!
Meimi: where?! *looks around*
Y. Bakura: FATHER ITS ME!!! UR SON BAKA!!!
(sidenote: Baka is y. Bakura's dad nickname 4 Y. B)
Meimi: waah!!
Meimi: *swings light saber*
Meimi: *hits y. bakura*
Y. Bakura: *falls on Mr. Snail*
Meimi: *gasp* you killed mr. snail. prepare to die!
Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOO!!!!
Y. Bakura: U WILL PAY!!!
Meimi: *swings at everyone*
Meimi: wheee this is fuuun
Y. Bakura: WITH MILLENNIUM ITEMS!!
All: O.o
Meimi: ...i told u before....
Yurika: watch out!!!
Meimi: I WANT DECADE ITEMS
Y. Yurika: SHE'S GONE MAD!!!
Meimi: MWAHAHAHAHA
Meimi: *poof*
*everybody runs around screaming*
Meimi: *gets small*
All: .....
Meimi: *is wearing a green outfit*
Y. Bakura: .....
Meimi: so u be wanting me pot o' gold?
Y. Bakura: uhhh…NO
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Bakura: I WANT THE MILLIENNIUM ITEMS!!!
Y. Bakura: Y CANT ANY1 UNDERSTAND THAT
Meimi: then i shall grant u three wishes!
Meimi: *turns into a magic lamp*
Y. Bakura: finally, sumthing good 4 once
Meimi: *is lamp....just laying there*
Y. Bakura: okay
Y. Bakura: u child
*magical purple smoke starts to come out of lamp out pops a....*
Y. Bakura: CHILD
Y. Bakura: GRANT MY WISH!!!
*…genie that looks like that rabbit from the Trix cereal commercial*
All: ........
Y. Bakura: anyways
Y. Bakura: I WISH 4 ALL THE MILLIENNIUM ITEMS!!!
Meimi: can U name me lucky charms?
Y. Bakura: ........
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: *is waiting*
All: *falls down*
*kids pop out of nowhere*
kid: hearts
kid2: stars
kid3: and horse shoes
kid4: clovers
kid5: and blue moons
kid6: pots of gold
kid7: and rainbows
kid8: and a red balloon!!
Meimi: yay! Now i shall grant your wish
All: .....
Y. Bakura: YES!!!
Y. Bakura: is waiting
Meimi: uh...what was ur wish again?
All: *falls down*
Y. Bakura: *angry* I SAI-WAHHH!!
Yurika: *punches Y. Bakura*I WISH 4 A NEW-
Y. Yurika: *shoves yurika out of the way* NO
Y. Yurika: I WISH 4 A HUGE-
Meimi: calm down! you get three wishes!
Meimi: it is the rule of the genies
All: YAY!! ^_^
Meimi: now, *points* your wish
Yurika: i'll go first!!
Yurika: I WISH 4 A NEW MANGA BOOK!!! *closes eyes really tightly*
Meimi: hmmm...your wish granted *gives u a book about mangos*
Meimi: next
Yurika: ....huh? all u need 2 no about mangos??
Yurika: *cries*
Meimi: thats what you wanted, isnt it?
Yurika: i wanted a manga not a mango!!!
Meimi: next wish! Too bad, NEXT
Y. Yurika: DONT U SPEAK 2 MY AIBOU THAT WAY!!
Y. Yurika: anyways...
Y. Yurika: I WISH 4 SUM NEW STUFF 4 MY SOUL ROOM!!!
Meimi: ok...wish #2 granted! *a fluffy pink lamp appears*
Meimi: everyone needs some light!
Y.Yurika: ......
Y. Yurika: *slaps forehead*
Y. Yurika: I should've been more specific
Meimi: too bad
Y. Bakura: *snickers*
Y. Bakura: MWHAHAHAAH
Y. Bakura: ITS NOW MY TURN!!!
Meimi: your wish?
Y. Bakura: CHILD OF THE....... SUMTHING
Y. Bakura: GRANT ME MY WISH
Y. Bakura: *makes sum really long speech*
Meimi: *falls asleep*
Y. Bakura: yadda yadda, blah blah
Y. Bakura: HEY WAKE UP
Meimi: zZzZzZz
Y. Bakura: I HAVENT FINISHED YET
Meimi: zzzzzz...huh? what?
Meimi: have u made ur wish yet?
Y. Bakura: I WISH 4 ALLL THE MILLINIEUM ITEMS IN THE WORLD!!!
Y. Bakura: MWHHAHAHAA
Meimi: say please
Y. Bakura: .....
Y. Bakura: NO U CHILD
Y. Bakura: I WILL NEVER SAY PLEASE
Y. Bakura: NEVER !!! NEVER!!!
Meimi: say please or i wont give you anything! *crosses arms*
Y. Bakura: but.....
Y. Bakura: i dont like being good
Y. Bakura: its 2 boring
Y. Bakura: *pouts like a kid*
Meimi: tough!
Meimi: if u want stuff, use manners
Y. Bakura: ....
Y. Bakura: FINE
Meimi: *burps* you have ta be polite
All: -_-;
Y. Bakura: I wish 4 all the millinieum items in the
world........................................................................... .
Y. Bakura: ple.....
Y. Bakura: no i cant say it
Y. Bakura: no i must
Meimi: *waiting*
Y. Bakura: no i cant
Meimi: ....
Y. Bakura: i must, we must
Y. Bakura: please.......?
meimi: say pretty please with sugar on top!
All: *falls down*
Meimi: ^__^
Y. Bakura: r u serious???
Meimi: absolutely!
Y. Bakura: ...
Meimi: u want those items dont u?
Y. Bakura: *mutters*
Y. Bakura: u double-crossing…
Y. Bakura: *cusses quietly*
Meimi: u have trouble with manners! *belches*
All: -_-;;;;
Meimi: I will grant u the ability to use good manners on a daily bases!
Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meimi: *raises wand*
Y. Bakura: WAIT
Y. Bakura: MY WISH!!!
Meimi: *poof*
Meimi: all done!
Y. Bakura: .....
Meimi: *disappears*
Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
All: O SHUT UP!!
Y. Bakura: sorry* sniffs*
Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOO
Y. Bakura: THE MANNERS THE MANNERS!!!
Meimi: *comes back as regular ol' meimi*
Meimi: snail!!
Meimi: hehehehe
Meimi: apologize to mr. snail!
All: okay.....-_-;
Y. Bakura: must resist!!!
Meimi: *holds up snail*
Y. Bakura: *clenches teeth*
Meimi: aww look at his sad wittlle face
Y. Bakura: *bursts out*I'm sorry
Y. Bakura: *takes snail and kisses it*
Y. Bakura: r u okay?
Y. Bakura: I'm so sorry i was ever mean 2 u!!
Snail: *snail spits* OH GOD! WHAT DID U DO THAT FOR?!
Y. Bakura: WAT??
All: O.o
Snail: leave me alone!
Snail: i never wanted to be a part of this!
Y. Bakura: U TOLD ME 2 SAY SORRY
Y. Bakura: SO I DID
Y. Bakura: VERY NICELY
Snail: but did I, the snail, tell u to kiss me?!
Y. Bakura: well if it wasnt 4 that stupid genie then i would've smashed u then
Snail: thats it! i'm leaving! *snail packs bags* *snail takes coat and runs off*
All: o.O
Meimi: ....aww u made him mad
Y. Bakura: So? He was stupid anyway. =p
Momo: they all lived happily ever after....except the mr. snail who was such a meanie, I mean
Y. Bakura wasn't even that mean!!
All: *glares at momo*
Momo: Wat?