Hopelessly Insane Star Wars Story By Meee!!!
Darth_padme: I'm ba-ack! readers run in fear Hey! I'm not that crazy!!! audience runs back to computers Good, I have trained you well. Anyway, since I find it boring and pointless, my assistant Adi Gallia will do the legal crap. Adi: Do I have to? darth_padme draws lightsaber Adi: Apparently yes. At the current time, darth_padme does not own Star Wars. She is also making no money off of this. Hey, I did it right. Darth_padme: It's about time! Adi: Ya, I didn't mention how you are currently plotting to-- is cut off by darth_padme using the force to fasten a piece of tape over Adi's mouth Darth_padme: I must see about getting a new assistant. Adi: mmmmmmmph! darth_padme cackles evilly Any ways, on with the Hopelessly Insane Star Wars story.
The girls were all talking with Natalie in the set lounge. "Okay, so you glued your teachers answer book shut while you were marking your tests to drive him into a mad panic?" asked Natalie. "Yes, yes we did. And then we also put glue under his desk and his feet stuck there, giving him no way to flee." Confirmed GT. "I believe we will get along quite well, I did something similar to my teachers when I was your age," confessed Natalie. "Really? What?" asked the girls. "Well first me and my friends wrote inappropriate phrases all over the chalk board, then glued all the chalk and erasers and hid all the extra chalk." Natalie informed them. "Wow, what a brilliant idea," complimented the girls. " Do you still do anything like that?" asked Chelsea. "Of course, but George doesn't know that I was the one who messed up all the music to play Hella Good by No Doubt." Natalie grinned evilly. "Cool, why didn't we meet you earlier?" asked the girls in a rather insane voice. "Well I" Natalie was cut off as George Lucas walked into the room. "Hell-o George!" "Hi, Natalie can you show the girls their dressing room?" George asked. "Thanks." He left without waiting for an answer. "Why yes George I'd be happy to," Natalie replied to the closed door sarcastically. "Come on, I'll show you to your dressing room." She lead them down a hallway to a door marked Chelsea, GT and Zam(not Wessel). Here is your dressing room. It is designed for you to spend all your free time in. Enjoy." With that Natalie left them. The girls opened the door and what greeted them was never imaginable in their wildest dreams. The room was huge, with about six adjoining rooms. The main room was decorated in red and black. Star Wars posters covered the walls. In one corner, there was a home theatre system complete with the biggest TV the girls had ever seen. There was a giant fridge which was stocked with lots of pop, and a cupboard holding every kind of junk food imaginable. They walked into the adjoining rooms to find out that they each had their own bedroom and bathroom. "Cool," remarked GT. "Wicked," agreed Zam. "SWEET!!!!!!" screamed Chelsea from her room. "What?" asked Zam as her and GT walked in. "We get king-sized waterbeds and WALK IN CLOSETS!!!!!" The last part left Zam and GT with ringing ears. "I see," commented Zam, rubbing her ears. "Dude, what the hell are we waiting for?" asked GT. "Lets plot evil!!!!!!" The girls all walked into the main room, rubbing their hands together and smiling evilly. They were in the middle of GT explaining her plans, complete with diagrams when there came a knock on the door. GT hastily hid the diagram. Natalie opened the door. "Hi." "Oh hi." GT greeted, "we're just in the middle of planning our next evil act." "Cool, clue me in," said Natalie, taking a seat In one of the bean bag chairs. GT pulled out her diagrams. "First we obtain water balloons from a store by telling George Lucas that I didn't pack enough sunscreen. We bring them back to the set and fill em up. Then we hide in the rafters above Hayden's dressing room and when he comes out we pummel him. He will scream and call for help, so we clue everyone except Ewan, Mace, C3PO and Dooku in so they are the only ones who answer the distress call. When we have them right below us, we take as many as we can carry, jump on bungee cords from the rafters and set all hell loose. Of course we will borrow Mandalore armor so no one knows its us. Any questions?" "Ya, one." Commented Natalie. "How the hell do we get away?" "Duh!" exclaimed GT. "We jump back onto the rafters using the hidden trampolines and run like snot." "And we get these trampolines how?" Asked Zam. "We borrow them from George," explained GT, as if it was totally obvious. "Oh Ya and what do we ask him?" asked Chelsea sarcastically. "Hey George, can we borrow the tramps for a totally insane plan?" "That's easy, we just don't ask." Replied GT. "So we steal?" asked Zam. The only answer to this question was a rather rude "Duh!" and an obscene gesture. "Steal it is."
Will the girls succeed with their evil plan? Well, read the next chapter for yourself and find out for your self. In the mean time please review this. Review me and I'll review you. And also read the stories by the girl GT is based on, SSJ Jedi Knight Vegesa, and my brother, darth- minime-evil.
Darth_padme: I'm ba-ack! readers run in fear Hey! I'm not that crazy!!! audience runs back to computers Good, I have trained you well. Anyway, since I find it boring and pointless, my assistant Adi Gallia will do the legal crap. Adi: Do I have to? darth_padme draws lightsaber Adi: Apparently yes. At the current time, darth_padme does not own Star Wars. She is also making no money off of this. Hey, I did it right. Darth_padme: It's about time! Adi: Ya, I didn't mention how you are currently plotting to-- is cut off by darth_padme using the force to fasten a piece of tape over Adi's mouth Darth_padme: I must see about getting a new assistant. Adi: mmmmmmmph! darth_padme cackles evilly Any ways, on with the Hopelessly Insane Star Wars story.
The girls were all talking with Natalie in the set lounge. "Okay, so you glued your teachers answer book shut while you were marking your tests to drive him into a mad panic?" asked Natalie. "Yes, yes we did. And then we also put glue under his desk and his feet stuck there, giving him no way to flee." Confirmed GT. "I believe we will get along quite well, I did something similar to my teachers when I was your age," confessed Natalie. "Really? What?" asked the girls. "Well first me and my friends wrote inappropriate phrases all over the chalk board, then glued all the chalk and erasers and hid all the extra chalk." Natalie informed them. "Wow, what a brilliant idea," complimented the girls. " Do you still do anything like that?" asked Chelsea. "Of course, but George doesn't know that I was the one who messed up all the music to play Hella Good by No Doubt." Natalie grinned evilly. "Cool, why didn't we meet you earlier?" asked the girls in a rather insane voice. "Well I" Natalie was cut off as George Lucas walked into the room. "Hell-o George!" "Hi, Natalie can you show the girls their dressing room?" George asked. "Thanks." He left without waiting for an answer. "Why yes George I'd be happy to," Natalie replied to the closed door sarcastically. "Come on, I'll show you to your dressing room." She lead them down a hallway to a door marked Chelsea, GT and Zam(not Wessel). Here is your dressing room. It is designed for you to spend all your free time in. Enjoy." With that Natalie left them. The girls opened the door and what greeted them was never imaginable in their wildest dreams. The room was huge, with about six adjoining rooms. The main room was decorated in red and black. Star Wars posters covered the walls. In one corner, there was a home theatre system complete with the biggest TV the girls had ever seen. There was a giant fridge which was stocked with lots of pop, and a cupboard holding every kind of junk food imaginable. They walked into the adjoining rooms to find out that they each had their own bedroom and bathroom. "Cool," remarked GT. "Wicked," agreed Zam. "SWEET!!!!!!" screamed Chelsea from her room. "What?" asked Zam as her and GT walked in. "We get king-sized waterbeds and WALK IN CLOSETS!!!!!" The last part left Zam and GT with ringing ears. "I see," commented Zam, rubbing her ears. "Dude, what the hell are we waiting for?" asked GT. "Lets plot evil!!!!!!" The girls all walked into the main room, rubbing their hands together and smiling evilly. They were in the middle of GT explaining her plans, complete with diagrams when there came a knock on the door. GT hastily hid the diagram. Natalie opened the door. "Hi." "Oh hi." GT greeted, "we're just in the middle of planning our next evil act." "Cool, clue me in," said Natalie, taking a seat In one of the bean bag chairs. GT pulled out her diagrams. "First we obtain water balloons from a store by telling George Lucas that I didn't pack enough sunscreen. We bring them back to the set and fill em up. Then we hide in the rafters above Hayden's dressing room and when he comes out we pummel him. He will scream and call for help, so we clue everyone except Ewan, Mace, C3PO and Dooku in so they are the only ones who answer the distress call. When we have them right below us, we take as many as we can carry, jump on bungee cords from the rafters and set all hell loose. Of course we will borrow Mandalore armor so no one knows its us. Any questions?" "Ya, one." Commented Natalie. "How the hell do we get away?" "Duh!" exclaimed GT. "We jump back onto the rafters using the hidden trampolines and run like snot." "And we get these trampolines how?" Asked Zam. "We borrow them from George," explained GT, as if it was totally obvious. "Oh Ya and what do we ask him?" asked Chelsea sarcastically. "Hey George, can we borrow the tramps for a totally insane plan?" "That's easy, we just don't ask." Replied GT. "So we steal?" asked Zam. The only answer to this question was a rather rude "Duh!" and an obscene gesture. "Steal it is."
Will the girls succeed with their evil plan? Well, read the next chapter for yourself and find out for your self. In the mean time please review this. Review me and I'll review you. And also read the stories by the girl GT is based on, SSJ Jedi Knight Vegesa, and my brother, darth- minime-evil.