A/N: Blah.. too bored.
Just a Cowboy : the Marshall Mathers Cowboy Bebop Remake
by: ..Me... duh..
You see I'm, just a Cowboy (Just
a Cowboy)
I'm just a regular guy,
I don't know why all the fuss about
me (fuss about me)
I know Vicious hated me before
'Cause he wants to fight me (wants
to fight me)
Now everybody wanna run they mouth
In end when they try to stop me.
Yo, you might see me walkin', you
might see me smokin'
You might see me walking a small
ass dog
with small feet in the park with
no collar
hollerin at him 'cause the son
of a bitch won't quit barkin.
Or leanin out a window, with a cocked
shotgun
Tryin' to shoot bounties, put money
in my pockets
Lookin for Teddy Bommer killers,
dressed ridiculous
Teddy bear suit like I'm not going
to figure out who it is
The chick from the casino, code
named 'Poker Alice'
Pissed off 'cause she can't
get none of this
She gambles too much, doesn't get
rich off 'em
Instead she steals them from the
Bebop's wallets
And amidst all this bounties, all
we get to watch is
'Big Shot' with the woman's juggies
bouncing; I get nauseous
I walk around with 30 packs of
cigarettes
Why do you think I look like such
a wreck?
I'm anti-Syndicate now and anti-Vicious
He's hella mad at me 'cause Julia
thinks I'm delicious
And that fucking bitch left me,
the peice of garbage
Why the hell did I even get mixed
up?! It's going to end out in violence!
Meanwhile I have no clue why Jet's
smiling
He probably ate some bad shrooms
from the cabinet..
Now he's talkin' to his bonzai
plants
Laughing like a little girl, sounds
a little retarded.
This new girl named Ed is such a
prick
Jet's Beef and Bell peppers make
me sick
I can't wait to get some Ramen
and it eat
I'ma love it.. (hahaha)
I know Faye likes me (uh huh)
She thinks I'm so sexy
Dressin up so damn skimpy just
to get me (hehe)
Swaying her hips trying to attract
me
Pulling on my hair yelling, "Oooh
Spike! Love me!"
I know there's much love from the
ladies around the world
My lanky legs and green afro hair
just melts all the girls
Plus I was put here to put fear
in all those 20 year old Pokemon boys
Who call themselves "Poke Masters"
with all their toys
Those little things.. they're kinda
gay
Talkin gibberish, yet Ash knows
what they say.
If I had my hands on one, I'd knock
the thing the fuck out
Sick Ein on it, tell him to pull
all its insides out
Drag it around in circles until
you can't make out
If it was a charmander, a squirtle,
or that fat mouse
There goes Julia, runnin' off again
Going to visit the guy with the
boobs, again
Man I don't need help from Faye,
Jet, Ed or Ein
To find where that bitch went;
I can't take her off my mind!
"You're crazy," you're damn right,
I'm crazy!
I don't get much action in this
stupid series!
'Cause I'm, just a Cowboy (Just
a Cowboy)
I'm not a tough lookin' guy,
But I'll knock your teeth out if
you talk about me (talk about me)
I'll be smokin' in the streets
alone
If you want to find me (want to
find me)
And if you're one of Vicious' brats
Then come take your best shots
at me (best shots at me)
You know the fans love me, ya'll
expect so much of me
Drooling over my hair 'cause it's
so puffy
Now because of this green mop that's
on top
And this smoking habit that I've
got, I'm no slop
When I exit out, women spin around
and do a 360
Trying to grab me and kiss me
Oh I've had many; Faye don't throw
a hissy
Don't get jealous now, let's go
to my room and get-bizzy
My best friend Jet, I owe him ten
million
I kinda go crazy when I go killin'
Shit, how the fuck do you think
I do my job?
Catchin' bounties like crazy, almost
get arrested by cops
So what do you think Otaku?
Still think I suck.............
puck you.
If you're into those girls with
moons in their heads
Or those anime guys who are confused
in bed
So tell me, what the hell am I gonna
do?
When I find the lobster meat all
green and goo?
I'll probably feed it to Ed and
Ein for supper
Or that fat lady at the store
Who was shocked when she saw me
Thought I was dead, like I was
that easy
So now you must be happy and proud
That this lame-ass songfic is about
to get done
Oh wait, to top it off when I went
to the newsstand
To but this porno magazine with
my food stamp
I skipped the centerfolds, flipped
right fast
And what do I see? A picture
of Faye's ass!
Okay Faye, quit hitting me it's
just a joke!
Here's some money, go blow it on
dope
But you know if it was true, the
magazine wouldn't have any trouble to sell
You know I'll even buy a couple
myself. ;)
[x2]
You see I'm, just a Cowboy (Just
a Cowboy)
I'm just a regular guy,
I don't know why all the fuss about
me (fuss about me)
I know Vicious hated me before
'Cause he wants to fight me (wants
to fight me)
Now everybody wanna run they mouth
In end when they try to stop me.