July 15th, 2708
"Ahhh...almost finished with you guys..." Dr. Izzy McCormick said as he yanked white sheets off of two erect figures to reveal Evil Robot Bill & Ted! "Now...turn you on and you're all set," McCormick said as he pressed a button on the backs of the robots and they instantly started moving their heads around like they had a cramp in their necks. "Ah...I was wondering when we were going to get our heads back," Evil Bill said with a laugh and then did an air guitar with Evil Ted. "Welcome...I have waited for this moment!" McCormick cackled as he walked to a wall covered with TV's. One of the TVs showed Bill and Ted sitting on the couch of their Mansion back in the 21st century. "You know your objectives don't you?" McCormick asked the robots, not keeping his eyes off of the screen. "We get to kill 'em. Again!" Ted said with a laugh. "HOW do you kill them?" McCormick asked. "We cut their heads off! Man, this is gonna be sweet," Evil Bill said as he high-fived Evil Ted. "Then...?" McCormick continued. "We bring the heads back to you so you can use their brains," Evil Ted replied. "Exactly! I need their brilliance for my other robots!" the mad scientist said, rubbing his hand together evily. "Briliant? Yeah right..." the robots said to themselves. Suddenly, Evil Bill had this really wicked look in his eyes then he whispered something to Evil Ted. "Whoa! That will be totally sugary SWEET revenge!" he replied. McCormick finally looked back at them as they quickly stood there, looking serious. "Well..what are you waiting for, idiots! Get going!" the scientist said as the robots stepped back into a green beam of light that connected from the roof to the floor and the robots disappeared. "When I get ahold of their minds...the world WILL BE MINE!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" McCormick cackled.
July 15th, 2001
"Dude...this is most NON heinous," Ted whined as he slotched in the love seat in the living room. "Better get ready to go on tour in a couple of days," Bill said tiredly. "Yeah..." Ted replied, not having much more to say when suddenly the doorbell rang. "I wonder who that could be," Bill said as he got up and walked to the door, opening it. "How's it going Bill and Ted?" the robots said before the door was slammed right in their faces. "Dude! It's us again!" Bill whispered as Ted started for the door. "Open up in there!" the robots said, now pounding on the door. "I thought you guys were dead!" Ted said. "Well...not exactly..." they said and then suddenly, the robots pulled the door open and hit both Bill and Ted over the head with a wooden board, making the two's world go black.
"Ahhh...almost finished with you guys..." Dr. Izzy McCormick said as he yanked white sheets off of two erect figures to reveal Evil Robot Bill & Ted! "Now...turn you on and you're all set," McCormick said as he pressed a button on the backs of the robots and they instantly started moving their heads around like they had a cramp in their necks. "Ah...I was wondering when we were going to get our heads back," Evil Bill said with a laugh and then did an air guitar with Evil Ted. "Welcome...I have waited for this moment!" McCormick cackled as he walked to a wall covered with TV's. One of the TVs showed Bill and Ted sitting on the couch of their Mansion back in the 21st century. "You know your objectives don't you?" McCormick asked the robots, not keeping his eyes off of the screen. "We get to kill 'em. Again!" Ted said with a laugh. "HOW do you kill them?" McCormick asked. "We cut their heads off! Man, this is gonna be sweet," Evil Bill said as he high-fived Evil Ted. "Then...?" McCormick continued. "We bring the heads back to you so you can use their brains," Evil Ted replied. "Exactly! I need their brilliance for my other robots!" the mad scientist said, rubbing his hand together evily. "Briliant? Yeah right..." the robots said to themselves. Suddenly, Evil Bill had this really wicked look in his eyes then he whispered something to Evil Ted. "Whoa! That will be totally sugary SWEET revenge!" he replied. McCormick finally looked back at them as they quickly stood there, looking serious. "Well..what are you waiting for, idiots! Get going!" the scientist said as the robots stepped back into a green beam of light that connected from the roof to the floor and the robots disappeared. "When I get ahold of their minds...the world WILL BE MINE!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" McCormick cackled.
July 15th, 2001
"Dude...this is most NON heinous," Ted whined as he slotched in the love seat in the living room. "Better get ready to go on tour in a couple of days," Bill said tiredly. "Yeah..." Ted replied, not having much more to say when suddenly the doorbell rang. "I wonder who that could be," Bill said as he got up and walked to the door, opening it. "How's it going Bill and Ted?" the robots said before the door was slammed right in their faces. "Dude! It's us again!" Bill whispered as Ted started for the door. "Open up in there!" the robots said, now pounding on the door. "I thought you guys were dead!" Ted said. "Well...not exactly..." they said and then suddenly, the robots pulled the door open and hit both Bill and Ted over the head with a wooden board, making the two's world go black.