July 16th, 2001
"Ugh...ugh..." Bill groaned as he came to, looking over at Ted who was also starting to wake up. Before they even knew it, Bill and Ted were tied up inside a closed in room that looked like a vault. "Dude...where are we?" Ted asked, looking around the small room. "I dunno, dude...but we gotta get outta here," Bill said, now struggling trying to loosen the rope's grip on his wrists. "Ah dude...what happened to that box cutter you had?" Ted asked, struggling. "What box cutter?" Bill asked, looking at him. "You know, the one you always use. The one that you tried to play your guitar with?" Ted reminded him. "Oh yeah! Good thinking dude! It's here in my pocket," Bill said. "Well, dude, get it..." Ted said. "Uh...I can't...I can't reach into my pockets dude," Bill said regretfully. "Oh dude...here lemme try..." Ted said, scooching himself toward Bill, reaching his tied hands into his pockets, pulling out the box cutter. "I did it dude.." Ted said as he picked it up and started cutting the thick rope on Bill's wrist. "Whoa! Thanks dude!" Bill said, freeing himself, already starting to try and find a way out but knocking on the walls, trying to find a hollow sound. "Uh...dude?" Ted started. "Shh! I'm listening..." Bill said. "Dude???" Ted said again. "Dude! Quiet," Bill said. "Uh...dude...you need to help me here because not only am I still tied up...the walls are like....closing in on us..." Ted said, whipping his head around. Bill stopped moving and felt the wall as it started to move towards him. "Oh crap..." Bill whispered. "Help me dude!!" Ted exclaimed. "Oh right.." Bill said, using the box cutter to cut his rope. Ted popped to his feet, banging on the walls that were slowly but surely starting to move towards each other. "We're going to get crushed!" they said in unison, banging on the walls when Bill spotted something on the floor. "Dude!" Bill said. "What?" Ted said looking down. Bill kneeled to the floor, picking at a crack in the floor. All of a sudden, the crack flung open like a trap door. "Dude! Our way out! Get in!" Bill said as Ted hopped into the hole. "WWWWWWWWWWWHHOOOOOOAAAAA!!!!!" Ted screamed as he fell down it. Without another thought, Bill followed. Before they knew it, they were in a pit of rattle snakes! With a unison gasp, Bill and Ted, stayed completely still as they eyed all...50...of the snakes, seeing one that looked ready to attack. "Bill..?" Ted whispered. "What?" Bill replied. "We MUST get out of here," Ted whispered as he started to look for a way to escape and he saw two ropes that looked like it lead to the top of the pit. "Bill...when I count to 3...we jump for those ropes," Ted said, looking back cautiously to the hungry snake that was slithering closer. "1. . .2 . . .3! Jump!" Ted yelled and the two lept for the ropes just as the snake snapped at them. The two climbed up the ropes and looked around at what was on the top. A factory. A HUGE factory. " 'McCormick's Factory' ?" Bill read on the EXIT sign door. "We better get outta here dude!" Bill said they ran for the door. Evil Bill and Ted were in a corner watching them and they chuckled wickedly when they left.
"Ugh...ugh..." Bill groaned as he came to, looking over at Ted who was also starting to wake up. Before they even knew it, Bill and Ted were tied up inside a closed in room that looked like a vault. "Dude...where are we?" Ted asked, looking around the small room. "I dunno, dude...but we gotta get outta here," Bill said, now struggling trying to loosen the rope's grip on his wrists. "Ah dude...what happened to that box cutter you had?" Ted asked, struggling. "What box cutter?" Bill asked, looking at him. "You know, the one you always use. The one that you tried to play your guitar with?" Ted reminded him. "Oh yeah! Good thinking dude! It's here in my pocket," Bill said. "Well, dude, get it..." Ted said. "Uh...I can't...I can't reach into my pockets dude," Bill said regretfully. "Oh dude...here lemme try..." Ted said, scooching himself toward Bill, reaching his tied hands into his pockets, pulling out the box cutter. "I did it dude.." Ted said as he picked it up and started cutting the thick rope on Bill's wrist. "Whoa! Thanks dude!" Bill said, freeing himself, already starting to try and find a way out but knocking on the walls, trying to find a hollow sound. "Uh...dude?" Ted started. "Shh! I'm listening..." Bill said. "Dude???" Ted said again. "Dude! Quiet," Bill said. "Uh...dude...you need to help me here because not only am I still tied up...the walls are like....closing in on us..." Ted said, whipping his head around. Bill stopped moving and felt the wall as it started to move towards him. "Oh crap..." Bill whispered. "Help me dude!!" Ted exclaimed. "Oh right.." Bill said, using the box cutter to cut his rope. Ted popped to his feet, banging on the walls that were slowly but surely starting to move towards each other. "We're going to get crushed!" they said in unison, banging on the walls when Bill spotted something on the floor. "Dude!" Bill said. "What?" Ted said looking down. Bill kneeled to the floor, picking at a crack in the floor. All of a sudden, the crack flung open like a trap door. "Dude! Our way out! Get in!" Bill said as Ted hopped into the hole. "WWWWWWWWWWWHHOOOOOOAAAAA!!!!!" Ted screamed as he fell down it. Without another thought, Bill followed. Before they knew it, they were in a pit of rattle snakes! With a unison gasp, Bill and Ted, stayed completely still as they eyed all...50...of the snakes, seeing one that looked ready to attack. "Bill..?" Ted whispered. "What?" Bill replied. "We MUST get out of here," Ted whispered as he started to look for a way to escape and he saw two ropes that looked like it lead to the top of the pit. "Bill...when I count to 3...we jump for those ropes," Ted said, looking back cautiously to the hungry snake that was slithering closer. "1. . .2 . . .3! Jump!" Ted yelled and the two lept for the ropes just as the snake snapped at them. The two climbed up the ropes and looked around at what was on the top. A factory. A HUGE factory. " 'McCormick's Factory' ?" Bill read on the EXIT sign door. "We better get outta here dude!" Bill said they ran for the door. Evil Bill and Ted were in a corner watching them and they chuckled wickedly when they left.