July 23rd, 2001
"Whoo! I hate that, dude," Ted said once they landed in a parking lot of the Circle K. They stepped out and everybody in the parking lot started throw vegetables at them. "Traitors! Idiots!" the people shouted as Bill and Ted ran out of the lot. "Dude? What's going on here?" Bill asked. "Check the book," Ted suggested and thats what Bill did. " 'Bill and Ted get framed by Evil Bill and Ted and everybody plans on killing them,' " Bill read and then gulped. Suddenly a huge man with a rifle came around the corner, pointing the rifle right at their heads. With a gasp, Bill and Ted put their hands up. "Get ready to go to hell, Wyld Stallyns," the man said, cocking the rifle. "Whoa! A Chinese Air Fighter Jet!" Ted blurted out, pointing at the sky. The man turned around to look. "Where? Where?" he said and before he knew it, he was getting pushed down and ran over. "Dude! What do we do now?" Ted asked Bill, running from the huge man who was now chasing them. Bill checked the book, gasped and looked up. "Duck!" Bill said and they did. A huge crane swung over there heads but hit the man square in the face, making him fly all the way down the street. "Whoa!" they said in unison then ran into an alley, checking the book again. "Now it says that we find Evil Bill and Ted," Bill said. "But where could they be?" Ted asked. "Probably back at our house," Bill said then realized something. "Dude, I totally have a plan," he said with a wicked smile. "What?" Ted said, looking into the book. "We can use the booth to travel back in time before we got capture and catch those evil dickweeds before they catch us!" Bill said and read it from the book. "And once we get back here, we'll put them in that trash can. Then our wives should be safe and we never get framed," Ted finished. "Dude! Good thinking!" Bill said and walked to the trash can and opened the lid to see Evil Bill and Ted in it, tied up and knocked out. "Yeah!" Ted said and looked into the book. "Uh- oh..." he said. "What?" Bill said looking into the book. "Bogus..." they said in unison and then two hands got them, dragging them out of the alley. "Ever heard of holograms, fags?" Evil Ted said and then laughed, pushing the two up against the wall, "I'm sorry to say, gentlemen but it looks like we beat you to the chase," Evil Ted said as Evil Bill jumped from a fire escape, holding two other people, he pushed them down. "Elizabeth, Joanna!" Bill exclaimed but then got punched out by Evil Ted. "Shut up..." he said. "You stupid pussweed!" Ted exclaimed and then also got punched out by his evil robot clone. "Revenge is a pure bitch isn't it?" Evil Ted laughed, dragging the two into the back of a truck. Elizabeth and Joanna were screaming muffledly from under the tape on their lips. "Get in there lady humans," Bill said, pushing them into the truck and slamming the door behind them. "This is totally cool, don't ya think Evil Ted?" Evil Bill asked with a goofy-ass smile. "Totally," Evil Ted said. An Air guitar and a couple of high fives and off to the future we go.
"Whoo! I hate that, dude," Ted said once they landed in a parking lot of the Circle K. They stepped out and everybody in the parking lot started throw vegetables at them. "Traitors! Idiots!" the people shouted as Bill and Ted ran out of the lot. "Dude? What's going on here?" Bill asked. "Check the book," Ted suggested and thats what Bill did. " 'Bill and Ted get framed by Evil Bill and Ted and everybody plans on killing them,' " Bill read and then gulped. Suddenly a huge man with a rifle came around the corner, pointing the rifle right at their heads. With a gasp, Bill and Ted put their hands up. "Get ready to go to hell, Wyld Stallyns," the man said, cocking the rifle. "Whoa! A Chinese Air Fighter Jet!" Ted blurted out, pointing at the sky. The man turned around to look. "Where? Where?" he said and before he knew it, he was getting pushed down and ran over. "Dude! What do we do now?" Ted asked Bill, running from the huge man who was now chasing them. Bill checked the book, gasped and looked up. "Duck!" Bill said and they did. A huge crane swung over there heads but hit the man square in the face, making him fly all the way down the street. "Whoa!" they said in unison then ran into an alley, checking the book again. "Now it says that we find Evil Bill and Ted," Bill said. "But where could they be?" Ted asked. "Probably back at our house," Bill said then realized something. "Dude, I totally have a plan," he said with a wicked smile. "What?" Ted said, looking into the book. "We can use the booth to travel back in time before we got capture and catch those evil dickweeds before they catch us!" Bill said and read it from the book. "And once we get back here, we'll put them in that trash can. Then our wives should be safe and we never get framed," Ted finished. "Dude! Good thinking!" Bill said and walked to the trash can and opened the lid to see Evil Bill and Ted in it, tied up and knocked out. "Yeah!" Ted said and looked into the book. "Uh- oh..." he said. "What?" Bill said looking into the book. "Bogus..." they said in unison and then two hands got them, dragging them out of the alley. "Ever heard of holograms, fags?" Evil Ted said and then laughed, pushing the two up against the wall, "I'm sorry to say, gentlemen but it looks like we beat you to the chase," Evil Ted said as Evil Bill jumped from a fire escape, holding two other people, he pushed them down. "Elizabeth, Joanna!" Bill exclaimed but then got punched out by Evil Ted. "Shut up..." he said. "You stupid pussweed!" Ted exclaimed and then also got punched out by his evil robot clone. "Revenge is a pure bitch isn't it?" Evil Ted laughed, dragging the two into the back of a truck. Elizabeth and Joanna were screaming muffledly from under the tape on their lips. "Get in there lady humans," Bill said, pushing them into the truck and slamming the door behind them. "This is totally cool, don't ya think Evil Ted?" Evil Bill asked with a goofy-ass smile. "Totally," Evil Ted said. An Air guitar and a couple of high fives and off to the future we go.