July 24th 2708
"Wake up my little pets, wake up," that scratchy, wicked voice said. Bill and Ted opened their eyes and found themselves staring straight into the eyes of Dr. McCormick. "Dude...ever heard of plastic surgery?" Ted asked after seeing McCormick's beat up face. "Oh, of course I have but let us not get into that now...haha...Robots, take them to the pits!" McCormick said as Evil Bill and Ted picked them up, carried them to a hole and tossed them in. With a thud, they fell to the bottom. "Ouch! Watch who you throw around ugly scientist dickweed!" Bill exclaimed then looked at the two girls in the pit who were unconscious. "It's Elizabeth and Joanna!" Ted said, running to them, trying to wake them up. Bill followed and then looked up to the entrance of the pit. "Dude, I just realized something..." he said. Ted looked up at Bill. "What?" Ted asked. "That book...we need it..." Bill said searching his person looking for it. "I thought you had it," Ted said then suddenly the book fell dead on his head, making him fall to the ground. "Yeah, my head certainly broke the fall," Ted said, groaning and rubbing him head. "Dude!!" Bill exclaimed, looking into the book. "What?" Ted said getting up and looking into the book. "The whole books filled in but...look at the end," Bill said. " 'Bill and Ted are thrown into pit where they die of thirst and later get there head cut off, the end,' " Ted read, "Uh-oh," they said. "Well, at least we die slowly," Ted said with a smile. "Shut up, Ted." "We'll feel sick and then throw up." "Shut up, Ted." "Our skin will turn all green--" "Shut up, TED!!"
Hours later, all four of them were sleep on the bottom of the pit when a shoulder woke them up. "Huh..huh? Rufus?" Bill and Ted mumbled as they got to their feet, Ted holding Elizabeth and Bill holding Joanna. "Rufus? What are you doing here?" Ted asked. "I told you I'd come to help you guys. It was up to you to fill the book up. If we can only get a happy ending in it, McCormick and your evil clones will disappear. Come on, get in the booth," Rufus said and stepped into the booth, as did Bill and Ted with the girls.
"Wake up my little pets, wake up," that scratchy, wicked voice said. Bill and Ted opened their eyes and found themselves staring straight into the eyes of Dr. McCormick. "Dude...ever heard of plastic surgery?" Ted asked after seeing McCormick's beat up face. "Oh, of course I have but let us not get into that now...haha...Robots, take them to the pits!" McCormick said as Evil Bill and Ted picked them up, carried them to a hole and tossed them in. With a thud, they fell to the bottom. "Ouch! Watch who you throw around ugly scientist dickweed!" Bill exclaimed then looked at the two girls in the pit who were unconscious. "It's Elizabeth and Joanna!" Ted said, running to them, trying to wake them up. Bill followed and then looked up to the entrance of the pit. "Dude, I just realized something..." he said. Ted looked up at Bill. "What?" Ted asked. "That book...we need it..." Bill said searching his person looking for it. "I thought you had it," Ted said then suddenly the book fell dead on his head, making him fall to the ground. "Yeah, my head certainly broke the fall," Ted said, groaning and rubbing him head. "Dude!!" Bill exclaimed, looking into the book. "What?" Ted said getting up and looking into the book. "The whole books filled in but...look at the end," Bill said. " 'Bill and Ted are thrown into pit where they die of thirst and later get there head cut off, the end,' " Ted read, "Uh-oh," they said. "Well, at least we die slowly," Ted said with a smile. "Shut up, Ted." "We'll feel sick and then throw up." "Shut up, Ted." "Our skin will turn all green--" "Shut up, TED!!"
Hours later, all four of them were sleep on the bottom of the pit when a shoulder woke them up. "Huh..huh? Rufus?" Bill and Ted mumbled as they got to their feet, Ted holding Elizabeth and Bill holding Joanna. "Rufus? What are you doing here?" Ted asked. "I told you I'd come to help you guys. It was up to you to fill the book up. If we can only get a happy ending in it, McCormick and your evil clones will disappear. Come on, get in the booth," Rufus said and stepped into the booth, as did Bill and Ted with the girls.