Christmas times

Disclaimer- I do NOT own Animorphs or the characters of Three's Company.

A/N: This is just a story I wrote before I became a member of fanfiction.net. I know it's stupid but please don't flame me

(Animorphs are gathered in Marco's mansion for Christmas party)

MARCO: (hangs up the phone) THAT WAS VISSER THREE HE"S COMING OVER FOR A LITTLE CHRISTMAS DINNER.

Rachel: Hey, why do you get to talk in capitals?

MARCO: BECAUSE I'M RICH, THAT'S WHY

Rachel: I wanna talk in caps, too.

(Voice appears from nowhere)

FFW: OH, QUIT WHINING YOU BIG BABIES

Marco: Shut up, you. Hey! What happened to my voice

FFW: MUWHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE JUST DEMONSTRATED SOME OF MY ALL-POWERFUL AUTHOR POHWERS!

Rachel: Author powers, right

(All of a sudden Rachel is wearing Wal-Mart jeans that are five inches to short, mucky rubber boots, a shirt that is way to big for her, and a thick black belt)

Rachel: ohmigod! I look like Cassie!

Cassie: HEY!

Marco: oh, so now she gets to talk in caps too

(Rachel runs in circles screaming until FFW changes her back)

FFW: I'M GONNA LAY BACK AND ENJOY THE FIC AND NOT BOTHER YOU UNTIL ONE OF YOU COMPLAINS ABOUT CAPS LOCKS OR IF YOU DISS MY AUTHOR POWERS AGAIN.

(Rachel whimpers in a corner like a beaten dog)

(Visser Three comes trotting in with an ice cream cone, he forcefully shoved the cone into his Andalite face)

Jake: Ahhhhhhhhhh! It's Visser Three. RUN. HIDE.

Marco: Okay, I am started to get really mad about this CAPS LOCKS thing

FFW: I WARNED YOU (tries to turn Marco into a chimpanzee but nothing happens)

Marco: (sticks out tounge and makes noise)

FFW: ( Grabs Marco's tongue and twists it and turns Marco into a rabbit)

Tobias: Oh, goody, lunch he says swooping in for the first time

Rachel: Dude, that's Marco

Tobias: Embarrassed Oh..

Jake: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Visser Three!

Cassie: Jake, chill, he's been our friend since Rachel died in #54

Rachel: I DID NOT DIE! (shreds the nearest couch pillow to shreds)

Marco: (now human) Hey! That cost five hundred bucks! (for once not complaining about caps locks)

Visser Three: (hopefully) Is it time for Ice Cream now?

Ax: (In human morph) No, it is time for Cinnamon Buns Bun-zuh zuh bunz Bun-zuh

Visser Three morphs to human

Visser Three: Ice cream

Ax: Cinnamon buns

Visser Three: Ice cream

Ax: Cinnamon buns

Visser Three: Ice cream

Ax: Cinnamon buns

Visser Three: Cinnamon Buns my —

Ax: Visser! Isn't it inappropriate to talk about excreting systems especially when the discussion is about food?!

Marco: Cinnamon Buns and ice cream come after dinner but first we open presents

(theme song from Three's Company starts playing and Janet, Jack, Chrissie, Cindy, and Terry appear in the living room)

Jake: (looking up) What?

FFW: DO NOT QUESTION MY POWER

(Jack hangs all over Rachel and starts making puppy noises. Rachel gets annoyed morphs to grizzly bear and eats Jack alive.)

Janet: (bursts out laughing)

Cindy: That wasn't very nice (goes toward the kitchen door pops it open and hits Marco who is carrying a tray of cheese) oh, I'm so sorry

Marco: That's okay (attaches bell to Cindy's belt loop)

Terry: (gleefully) time for your tetanus shot! (shoves a needle in Jakes butt)

Jake: Yowwwwwwww! Mommy!

Cassie: (to Terry) back off his butt is mine!

Chrissy: (Through loud snorts) His butt is mine, that's funny, because its not yours or Terrys because its really his so it couldn't be yours or Terry's but Terry gave him a shot there so you thought that she said it was hers so you said in was your but it really isn't either of yours it's Jake's.

All: (Look around, confused)

FFW: I SAID I DIDN'T OWN EITHER OF THEM BUT I ONLY HAVE CONTROL OVER YOU, YOU WEAK FOOLS. THE OTHER CHARACTERS ARE OUT OF MY POWER.

Rachel: A bunch of characters from a 1970's sitcom are too much for your power?

(Rachel is suddenly holding a large fluffy teddy bear. Suddenly it bursts into flames and burns to a crisp)

FFW: NMUWHAHAHAHAHA!

Cassie: Whatever happened to Visser One?

Visser Three: I did not have sexual relations with that woman

All: What?

Visser Three: Oh., never mind…

A/N: This is the first chapter, obviously, more will come but I don't know when un til then PLEASE R/R. And if u have any animorph humor challenge fics please e-mail them to me