Dude, I just HAD to make this so frikken confusing. I'll just use their
regular names when talking or thinking (Seto and Ryou) but I'll use Ryoto
for what he's doing and when others are calling his name.
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Ryoto opened his eyes. He was lying on the grass . and there was Yugi, Joey, Tea and Tristan. 'Where am I?'
'Remember, Ryou?' Seto's voice echoed in his head. 'We're kinda stuck together?' Ryou giggled inside, which came out as Ryoto laughing. 'Yeah.'
'How do we work this thing?' Ryou thought to Seto, rubbing his (Ryoto's) waist.
'HEY, don't do that!' Seto yelled inside, causing Ryoto to cringe and laugh. 'That tickles .'
'I think it works like a machine,' Ryou thought, making Ryoto slap his own face. He laughed. 'Like, we're both inside a machine operating it . . . or in this case, him.'
"Yeah, but my body's no machine," Seto said aloud. Yugi stirred and muttered something in his sleep. Yugi left a small drool puddle.
Ryoto chuckled. 'He looks so cute asleep . . .' Seto thought.
Ryoto then laughed aloud. "Okay, now I KNOW that wasn't me who just thought that!" Ryou laughed like a maniac inside.
Ryoto blushed. "Shut up! You're going to wake the bish---" Seto shut up in mid-sentence, causing Ryou to laugh even more. 'I'm sorry, Seto? Go on!' Ryoto was rolling all over the dew-covered grass laughing. Then Ryoto suddenly stood up crossing his arms.
'Shut up! I meant that you're going to wake up Yugi and the others!' Seto snapped.
Yugi stirred.
"Ugggh." Yugi rubbed his eyes.
'Arr, now look!' Seto's inner voice went unusually high and cracked. He caused Ryoto to blush. 'I swear, I don't know you that well but you are such a child!'
Ryoto giggled like a little schoolgirl.
Yugi's eyes lit up. Ryoto's ears turned red.
'Seto, I know you're the one that's making us blush,' Ryou teased. 'Seto and Yugi sittin' in a tree...' Ryou sang mentally.
Ryoto slapped himself across the face; a result of Seto wanting to slap Ryou. "SHUT UP!!!" Ryoto yelled.
Yugi giggled. "Looks like Ryoto's fighting with himself..." he laughed.
Ryoto blushed again. "Uhh... yeah, uh huh. Just me and Seto arguing and stuffs..." He chuckled uneasily. (You can tell that came from Seto)
Yugi walked over to Joey and kneeled. He shook his blond friend. "Hey Joey, wake up! I'm getting kinda hungry!"
Joey woke up and groaned, "Yeah... me too.."
Suddenly Yugi's Millennium Puzzle began to shine and Yami came out. "I heard the word HUNGRY being used!!!"
Yugi waddled over (waddled XD) to his aibou and hugged him. "YAMI! Yay you're here! COOK FOR US, NOW!!!"
"Meanie..." Muttered Yami. "Go gather some firewood. Somebody get some fruits and whatever else you can find that looks edible."
"But wait... didn't we just eat at some burger joint down there somewhere?" Tristan waved his hand vaguely into the distance.
Yami's face went red suddenly. "Well, well YOU can't find it and PLUS!!! You haven't LIVED until you've tried some of my cooking!" Yami flashed a smile.
"Whoa, I'm like.. dead?" Joey joked.
Yami looked around. "Hey, wasn't young Ryou here just... HOLY COW!!!" He stumbled over his frying pan and spatula at the first glance of Ryoto Bakaiba.
Ryoto sighed. "Not this again."
"Who is this?!" yelled Yami, shaking a finger at Ryoto. Yugi shook his head slowly and laid his hand on his aibou's shoulder. "That right there?" Yugi asked, gesturing toward Ryoto. "That's what you did."
The Pharaoh cocked his head to the side. "I had a child?"
"NO!" Hollered his hikari, laughing his head off. "That's what you did! Remember last night? When Bakura was about to take our souls and all? You tried to pull the souls he already had out of his Ring, and you did. The thing is... you pulled out the souls of Seto and Ryou, but in the whole rush and all they're bodies were fused."
"Like cards?" Yami suggested.
"Sort of, but although they share one body of their OWN bodies combined, 2 separate souls are locked within!"
"Yeah, now we have to LIVE with each other." Ryoto rolled his eyes. "Literally!"
"And we have to SHOWER together!" Seto yelled.
Yami started to laugh. Ryoto turned red with anger. "What is so funny now?!"
"I really have no idea how to split you guys apart!" chuckled Yami.
"There is a way," hissed a low voice. Everybody turned around to see Yami Bakura standing within the shadows.
"It's the jerk who started all this!" yelled Joey. He flung himself forward, getting ready to punch Bakura.
"Now now, Joey. Don't be so violent," Bakura grabbed hold of Joey's fists and twisted his arms. Joey screamed and Bakura dropped him. "That 'don't be to violent' part seemed so ironic, knowing you..." said Ryou from within Ryoto.
"Aibou," said Bakura, walking up to the fused boy. He touched his cheek lightly. "Aibou," he repeated. "Look what I have done to you." Ryoto's arm extended and he pushed Bakura away. "Don't touch me," said Seto.
"So, it was my hikari and the rich guy that were fused," said Bakura with a stern look on his face. Yami came between Ryoto and Bakura. "You have to help me split the bodies apart," he said, glaring at Bakura. Bakura pulled a knife out of his pocket. "I can do that," he grinned. Yami saw the knife and grabbed it. "I am serious, you good for nothing grave robber!!!" he yelled, throwing the knife into the trees.
"It's our fault they're like this! We must..." Yami paused.
"Work together?" Bakura grinned. "Okay. Under the one condition that you surrender your Millennium Puzzle to me." Yami slapped Bakura across the face. "Of course not."
"Fine then!" yelled Bakura. He stomped off into the woods.
"You still have to help me," called Yami. Bakura stopped in his tracks and looked back.
"Your hikari will remain like this forever if you don't." Yami looked at Ryoto and smiled. Bakura's face twisted into an angry expression then he looked at Ryoto again. Blue-green eyes full of hope stared back at him, and he knew that it wasn't only Seto begging... it was Ryou.
"All right," Bakura let out a deep breath. "What are we supposed to do now?"
Yami's strong appearance suddenly fell. He stared at Ryoto for a while, then back at Bakura.
"I was hoping you had and idea?..." Yami giggled uneasily.
Fwee! I hope this isn't confusing you so far, I'll post the next chapter as soon as I think of it. *is thinking up the story as she goes*
Ryoto opened his eyes. He was lying on the grass . and there was Yugi, Joey, Tea and Tristan. 'Where am I?'
'Remember, Ryou?' Seto's voice echoed in his head. 'We're kinda stuck together?' Ryou giggled inside, which came out as Ryoto laughing. 'Yeah.'
'How do we work this thing?' Ryou thought to Seto, rubbing his (Ryoto's) waist.
'HEY, don't do that!' Seto yelled inside, causing Ryoto to cringe and laugh. 'That tickles .'
'I think it works like a machine,' Ryou thought, making Ryoto slap his own face. He laughed. 'Like, we're both inside a machine operating it . . . or in this case, him.'
"Yeah, but my body's no machine," Seto said aloud. Yugi stirred and muttered something in his sleep. Yugi left a small drool puddle.
Ryoto chuckled. 'He looks so cute asleep . . .' Seto thought.
Ryoto then laughed aloud. "Okay, now I KNOW that wasn't me who just thought that!" Ryou laughed like a maniac inside.
Ryoto blushed. "Shut up! You're going to wake the bish---" Seto shut up in mid-sentence, causing Ryou to laugh even more. 'I'm sorry, Seto? Go on!' Ryoto was rolling all over the dew-covered grass laughing. Then Ryoto suddenly stood up crossing his arms.
'Shut up! I meant that you're going to wake up Yugi and the others!' Seto snapped.
Yugi stirred.
"Ugggh." Yugi rubbed his eyes.
'Arr, now look!' Seto's inner voice went unusually high and cracked. He caused Ryoto to blush. 'I swear, I don't know you that well but you are such a child!'
Ryoto giggled like a little schoolgirl.
Yugi's eyes lit up. Ryoto's ears turned red.
'Seto, I know you're the one that's making us blush,' Ryou teased. 'Seto and Yugi sittin' in a tree...' Ryou sang mentally.
Ryoto slapped himself across the face; a result of Seto wanting to slap Ryou. "SHUT UP!!!" Ryoto yelled.
Yugi giggled. "Looks like Ryoto's fighting with himself..." he laughed.
Ryoto blushed again. "Uhh... yeah, uh huh. Just me and Seto arguing and stuffs..." He chuckled uneasily. (You can tell that came from Seto)
Yugi walked over to Joey and kneeled. He shook his blond friend. "Hey Joey, wake up! I'm getting kinda hungry!"
Joey woke up and groaned, "Yeah... me too.."
Suddenly Yugi's Millennium Puzzle began to shine and Yami came out. "I heard the word HUNGRY being used!!!"
Yugi waddled over (waddled XD) to his aibou and hugged him. "YAMI! Yay you're here! COOK FOR US, NOW!!!"
"Meanie..." Muttered Yami. "Go gather some firewood. Somebody get some fruits and whatever else you can find that looks edible."
"But wait... didn't we just eat at some burger joint down there somewhere?" Tristan waved his hand vaguely into the distance.
Yami's face went red suddenly. "Well, well YOU can't find it and PLUS!!! You haven't LIVED until you've tried some of my cooking!" Yami flashed a smile.
"Whoa, I'm like.. dead?" Joey joked.
Yami looked around. "Hey, wasn't young Ryou here just... HOLY COW!!!" He stumbled over his frying pan and spatula at the first glance of Ryoto Bakaiba.
Ryoto sighed. "Not this again."
"Who is this?!" yelled Yami, shaking a finger at Ryoto. Yugi shook his head slowly and laid his hand on his aibou's shoulder. "That right there?" Yugi asked, gesturing toward Ryoto. "That's what you did."
The Pharaoh cocked his head to the side. "I had a child?"
"NO!" Hollered his hikari, laughing his head off. "That's what you did! Remember last night? When Bakura was about to take our souls and all? You tried to pull the souls he already had out of his Ring, and you did. The thing is... you pulled out the souls of Seto and Ryou, but in the whole rush and all they're bodies were fused."
"Like cards?" Yami suggested.
"Sort of, but although they share one body of their OWN bodies combined, 2 separate souls are locked within!"
"Yeah, now we have to LIVE with each other." Ryoto rolled his eyes. "Literally!"
"And we have to SHOWER together!" Seto yelled.
Yami started to laugh. Ryoto turned red with anger. "What is so funny now?!"
"I really have no idea how to split you guys apart!" chuckled Yami.
"There is a way," hissed a low voice. Everybody turned around to see Yami Bakura standing within the shadows.
"It's the jerk who started all this!" yelled Joey. He flung himself forward, getting ready to punch Bakura.
"Now now, Joey. Don't be so violent," Bakura grabbed hold of Joey's fists and twisted his arms. Joey screamed and Bakura dropped him. "That 'don't be to violent' part seemed so ironic, knowing you..." said Ryou from within Ryoto.
"Aibou," said Bakura, walking up to the fused boy. He touched his cheek lightly. "Aibou," he repeated. "Look what I have done to you." Ryoto's arm extended and he pushed Bakura away. "Don't touch me," said Seto.
"So, it was my hikari and the rich guy that were fused," said Bakura with a stern look on his face. Yami came between Ryoto and Bakura. "You have to help me split the bodies apart," he said, glaring at Bakura. Bakura pulled a knife out of his pocket. "I can do that," he grinned. Yami saw the knife and grabbed it. "I am serious, you good for nothing grave robber!!!" he yelled, throwing the knife into the trees.
"It's our fault they're like this! We must..." Yami paused.
"Work together?" Bakura grinned. "Okay. Under the one condition that you surrender your Millennium Puzzle to me." Yami slapped Bakura across the face. "Of course not."
"Fine then!" yelled Bakura. He stomped off into the woods.
"You still have to help me," called Yami. Bakura stopped in his tracks and looked back.
"Your hikari will remain like this forever if you don't." Yami looked at Ryoto and smiled. Bakura's face twisted into an angry expression then he looked at Ryoto again. Blue-green eyes full of hope stared back at him, and he knew that it wasn't only Seto begging... it was Ryou.
"All right," Bakura let out a deep breath. "What are we supposed to do now?"
Yami's strong appearance suddenly fell. He stared at Ryoto for a while, then back at Bakura.
"I was hoping you had and idea?..." Yami giggled uneasily.
Fwee! I hope this isn't confusing you so far, I'll post the next chapter as soon as I think of it. *is thinking up the story as she goes*