Wow, I never had so many readers before... *_* I'll continue and keep continuing whenever I have free time!

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Bakura smacked Yami across the face. "What do you MEAN you thought I had an idea?! You're the Pharaoh!!!" Yami rubbed his cheek and grabbed Bakura by the collar.

"All right, a fight!" said Seto. Ryoto reached his hand out. "My yami!" cried Ryou.

"We'll get you out, weakling! I promise!" said Bakura, releasing himself from Yami's grip. "Listen, Pharaoh! We did this together!" He pointed at Ryoto.

"We NEVER should've done that!" Yami joined him at pointing at Ryoto.

Joey laughed. "You know how WRONG that just sounded?!"

Yami and Bakura took big steps away from each other. "Shut up, all right?! We are going to try to bring Ryou and Seto apart! Get your mind out of the gutter, idiot mortal!" Shouted both of them.

"Now, how should we do this..." Pondered Yami. "No, let me!" Boomed Bakura. His Ring started to glow as he pulled Ryou and Seto's souls into the glowing Ring.

"No! That's not what I had in mind!" Screamed Yami.

The Ring stopped glowing. Ryoto's body was on the ground, unmoving.

"Great," said Joey. "They're dead."

The Millennium Puzzle started to shine. "NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!"

Yami started to sweat as an invisible force pushed him and Bakura backwards. In a burst of light both of them fell to the ground. Ryoto was flung backward by the force and hit Yugi. All was silent.

Bakura fell against a tree and Yami against a rock. Ryoto had his arms around Yugi.

'Get you're arms off of him! This is so gay!' Thought Ryou to Seto.

'I'm not gay!'

Ryoto took his arms off Yugi and got up.

"IT DIDN'T WORK!" Yelled Tea.

"WHAT?!" Yelled Ryoto... which came out sounding like two voices at once.

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Pegasus spun slowly around in his chair reading a comic book and drinking some wine.

"Hm," he said, his Millennium Eye glowing softly.

"I can't seem to find Kaiba," he said to himself. He chuckled softly.

"Master Pegasus, we can't find Seto Kaiba anywhere," reported one of his men.

Pegasus paid no attention. "You can't find Seto Kaiba you say? I can't either..."

"Or at least..." Pegasus's eye glowed. "Not in his own body." Pegasus laughed.

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"I thought it would work," said Bakura, his voice trailing off as he thought of something.

"Maybe you have to do something with the body and not the souls," suggested Tristan.

Yugi's eyes lit up. "That's it Tristan! Since their souls remain individual, you don't have to do anything with them! It's the bodies that are fused, not them!"

"That's my aibou!" Yami wrapped his right arm around Yugi and gave him a... "NOOGIE!!!!"

Yugi laughed and struggled in his Yami's grip. "Hehehehe, stop already! You're messing up my hair!"

"Yugi started to sound like Mai right there!" said Tea.

Suddenly the bushes started to rustle. A booming voice spoke to Yugi. "Excuse me kids! I'm looking for a Mister Ryou Bakura and a Mister Seto Kaiba!"

"He's not... here right now," stammered Yugi.

"I clearly asked for two people, not one!" Boomed the man.

"That's one of Pegasus's men!" said Seto. "It is?" asked Ryou.

"Of course it is!" said Seto. Ryoto looked up to see everybody staring.

"Uh... don't mind him, he likes to talk to himself," chuckled Tea uneasily.

The tall man looked at Ryoto, then at a piece of paper he held in his hand. "I think this boy might know where Mr. Kaiba and Mr. Bakura went off to..."

With that, he grabbed Ryoto by the arm and dragged him away.

"Guys! Guys help!" Screamed Ryoto.

"Hey ya jerk! Let go of my friend!" Joey thrust himself at the man. He tackled him but the man just shoved him back. Joey landed on the ground with a thump.

"Owch!" Joey rubbed his back.

"Nobody takes my friend, hurts my other friend, and gets away without a fight!" yelled Tristan and began to do the same thing Joey did... and ended up like Joey did.

"Sayonara, suckers!" yelled the man as he disappeared with Ryoto into the woods. A faint cry for help followed and drained away...

"Aw, MAN!!!" Exclaimed Joey and Tristan and unison. "I almost had him too!" said Joey.

"Nuh uh, I was closer to beating him down than you'll EVER be!" Argued Tristan.

"All right, so ya wanna SEE who's better?" Joey bolted up and shook a fist at Tristan.

"Yeah!" Tristan tackled Joey and both of them started to wrestle.

"Guys, guys! This is no time to be fooling around! Ryou and Seto were just stolen! We've gotta help them!" Yugi's eyes went to (dun dun dun) puppy-dog mode and begged Bakura and Yami to go help.

"Pleeeeeease?" Yugi pleaded.

"Save the drama," Bakura hissed. "We have to help anyway."

"What do we do?" Tristan asked.

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Once again, I leave you with somebody not knowing what to do. Jee, what SHOULD happen next? I'm making this up as I go, does anybody have any ideas for what's next? Anyone? I'll credit you and give you a muffin if I use your idea! ^_~