Pegasus twirled around in his chair as Ryoto sat uncomfortably.
"Wee!" Pegasus spun faster. Ryoto struggled to hide the laughter.
"Anyway," Pegasus stopped. He glared at Ryoto for a long time. "Do you any of you know where Seto went off to?"
"What do you mean, any of us?" Seto said.
"Don't play dumb, Kaiba boy," Pegasus smirked. "I know you're in there."
Ryoto sweat dropped. Pegasus wasn't supposed to know! But how? How did he find out? "I know everything, Kaiba boy," he drawled on. "Just because you're in there doesn't mean I can't still see your mind."
Pegasus stood up and climbed onto the desk. He jumped down in from of Ryoto. "I know you're in there, Kaiba." He reached his hand out to touch his face.
Suddenly, Ryoto slapped Pegasus across the face! Pegasus stumbled backwards, but maintained his balance using the desk.
"What the heck was that?!" Pegasus wailed. "I love you Kaiba boy!"
"You are not going to take me and Seto away for your little hentai pleasures, you meanie!" Ryou yelled.
"What are you talking about, 'me and Seto'?" Pegasus said suspiciously.
'You idiot!' Seto mentally shouted at Ryou. 'Sorry! I'm too young to be a pleasure toy for Pegasus!' Ryou wailed. 'Plus, Pegasus loves you!'
"Ah, yes. Mm hm. Now I see," said Pegasus. He had his eyes shut and his finger to his head. "I see," he thought aloud. "It seems that my little Kaiba toy... I mean, er, boy... and some other guy are stuck in there. Oh, this is rich!"
"What do you mean?!" yelled Ryou.
"It's so funny the way your voice changes. One goes deep, and one goes high and accented." Pegasus chuckled at his joke. "But seriously, this will work out perfectly for me! Half of you will obey and the other half will struggle!"
"What are you talking about?!" Kaiba chimed in.
Pegasus licked his lips. "You seem fun to play with."
"Play with me!" Ryou said playfully. 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!' Seto screamed at him mentally.
"I mean, play with me! You know, duel! If me and Seto wins, then you let us go!" Ryou said. He set up a dare for himself.
"And if I win, you get to be my toy!" Pegasus twisted his hair around his finger and chuckled like a little schoolgirl.
'This is sickening me, Ryou' Seto thought. 'I mean, look at him!'
Pegasus was giggling uncontrollably and playing with his hair.
'We'll beat him for sure!'
Meanwhile, as Pegasus and Ryoto started their duel, Yugi, Yami, and Bakura made their way through the corridor.
"It sure is quiet in here," Yugi whispered. He heard echoes of himself bounce back toward him. "ECHOO!!!!" he screamed joyfully.
Bakura slapped his hand over Yugi's mouth and pulled him to his chest, brandishing a dagger in front of his face. "Would you shut up, you poor excuse for a boy?!" he hissed. "You!" he whispered hoarsely at Yami. "Make him shut up!" Yami looked at Yugi, who was whimpering and staring at the dagger in frozen terror.
"Let go of the little girl, Bakura." Yami said calmly.
"If it'll make her shut up," Bakura threw Yugi over to Yami. Yugi threw his arms around Yami. "I don't like knives," he whimpered.
"Basically, it's not a knife. It's a dagger. D-a-g-g-e-r. DAGGER." Bakura told him.
"Dagger, knife, it's all the same!" Yugi wailed. "Come on, we're wasting time," Yami said. "I think it's up there, since I heard voices," Bakura said.
"Are you sure they're not the voices in your empty homicidal head?!" Yami snickered. Bakura slapped him across his face and advanced forward into the hall. Yami and Yugi followed.
"I play this card!" Pegasus flashed the Toon World at Ryoto.
"What does that do?" Seto and Ryou thought aloud.
"This one enables me to play Toon Cards," Pegasus told them. "Which are unbeatable against any of your most powerful monsters!" He let out a laugh.
"Impossible!" Seto said. "I play the Blue Eyes White Dragon!"
"I play the Toon Mermaid!" Pegasus put down the Toon Mermaid in attack mode.
"Blue Eyes, ATTACK!!!" Seto yelled. The dragon let out a blast of glowing light that hit the Mermaid. Yet it remained standing.
"Huuuuuh?" Seto said, stunned. "Didn't I tell you? You can't touch this!" Pegasus said.
Music started to play. "CAN'T TOUCH THIS!! Nar nar nar nar..." Pegasus began break dancing.
Ryoto ran over to Pegasus and slapped him silly. "You idiot! We're supposed to be dueling?!"
"FREEZE OR BE FROZEN!!!"
"What the-? Who is..." Pegasus stared at the ground. Yami, Yugi, and Bakura busted into the room. "I SAID, FREEZE OR BE FROZEN!" Shouted Yami, holding Yugi like a rifle. "Don't hurt me..." squeaked Yugi.
"Well well well, if it isn't the Brady Bunch..." Pegasus hopped down from the dueling platform and walked over to the three.
"WHAT did you say?!" Bakura boomed to Pegasus.
"I said, WELL WELL WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE BRADY BUNCH!!!" Pegasus replied.
"WHAT?!"
"THE BRADY BUNCH!!"
"WHAT'S THAT LAST PART?!"
"THE BRADY-oof!!!"
Bakura started slapping Pegasus silly.
"Guys you came!!!" Ryoto jumped down from the platform and ran over to them. Bakura was still smacking him silly.
"Come on, let's get out of here!" Yugi yelled. Bakura got up and the four (or...five) of them ran toward the hall.
"NOT SO FAST, RUGBY BUNCH!!!" Pegasus flipped a switch and all exits were blocked.
"The Rugby Bunch?!" Exclaimed Yugi. Suddenly all four of them were wearing rugby shirts!
"Hey... how'd we get Rugby shirts on?" Wondered Ryoto.
"By the power of THIS!!!" Pegasus held up the Millennium Rod.
"So now YOU have the rod?!" Bakura screamed.
(FL: I would like to give credit to Yami no Hikaru ... The Rod thing was her/their idea ^-^)
"NOW, MY PUPPETS!!! SING!!!" Pegasus cackled.
"There's a story... of a shirt named Rugby..." Yami sang. "GAH! WAIT! NOOOO!!!"
"That's the way we became Old Navy's Rugby Bunch!" Sang Bakura.
(I don't own Old Navy either.)
"THAT'S IT!!!" All of them tackled Pegasus and began... you guessed it... SLAPPING HIM SILLY!!!
"Blast you Rugby Bunch!" Pegasus screamed through the slapping noise.
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WOOO!!! I'm beginning to really LIKE this!! XD next chappy up soon!
"Wee!" Pegasus spun faster. Ryoto struggled to hide the laughter.
"Anyway," Pegasus stopped. He glared at Ryoto for a long time. "Do you any of you know where Seto went off to?"
"What do you mean, any of us?" Seto said.
"Don't play dumb, Kaiba boy," Pegasus smirked. "I know you're in there."
Ryoto sweat dropped. Pegasus wasn't supposed to know! But how? How did he find out? "I know everything, Kaiba boy," he drawled on. "Just because you're in there doesn't mean I can't still see your mind."
Pegasus stood up and climbed onto the desk. He jumped down in from of Ryoto. "I know you're in there, Kaiba." He reached his hand out to touch his face.
Suddenly, Ryoto slapped Pegasus across the face! Pegasus stumbled backwards, but maintained his balance using the desk.
"What the heck was that?!" Pegasus wailed. "I love you Kaiba boy!"
"You are not going to take me and Seto away for your little hentai pleasures, you meanie!" Ryou yelled.
"What are you talking about, 'me and Seto'?" Pegasus said suspiciously.
'You idiot!' Seto mentally shouted at Ryou. 'Sorry! I'm too young to be a pleasure toy for Pegasus!' Ryou wailed. 'Plus, Pegasus loves you!'
"Ah, yes. Mm hm. Now I see," said Pegasus. He had his eyes shut and his finger to his head. "I see," he thought aloud. "It seems that my little Kaiba toy... I mean, er, boy... and some other guy are stuck in there. Oh, this is rich!"
"What do you mean?!" yelled Ryou.
"It's so funny the way your voice changes. One goes deep, and one goes high and accented." Pegasus chuckled at his joke. "But seriously, this will work out perfectly for me! Half of you will obey and the other half will struggle!"
"What are you talking about?!" Kaiba chimed in.
Pegasus licked his lips. "You seem fun to play with."
"Play with me!" Ryou said playfully. 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!' Seto screamed at him mentally.
"I mean, play with me! You know, duel! If me and Seto wins, then you let us go!" Ryou said. He set up a dare for himself.
"And if I win, you get to be my toy!" Pegasus twisted his hair around his finger and chuckled like a little schoolgirl.
'This is sickening me, Ryou' Seto thought. 'I mean, look at him!'
Pegasus was giggling uncontrollably and playing with his hair.
'We'll beat him for sure!'
Meanwhile, as Pegasus and Ryoto started their duel, Yugi, Yami, and Bakura made their way through the corridor.
"It sure is quiet in here," Yugi whispered. He heard echoes of himself bounce back toward him. "ECHOO!!!!" he screamed joyfully.
Bakura slapped his hand over Yugi's mouth and pulled him to his chest, brandishing a dagger in front of his face. "Would you shut up, you poor excuse for a boy?!" he hissed. "You!" he whispered hoarsely at Yami. "Make him shut up!" Yami looked at Yugi, who was whimpering and staring at the dagger in frozen terror.
"Let go of the little girl, Bakura." Yami said calmly.
"If it'll make her shut up," Bakura threw Yugi over to Yami. Yugi threw his arms around Yami. "I don't like knives," he whimpered.
"Basically, it's not a knife. It's a dagger. D-a-g-g-e-r. DAGGER." Bakura told him.
"Dagger, knife, it's all the same!" Yugi wailed. "Come on, we're wasting time," Yami said. "I think it's up there, since I heard voices," Bakura said.
"Are you sure they're not the voices in your empty homicidal head?!" Yami snickered. Bakura slapped him across his face and advanced forward into the hall. Yami and Yugi followed.
"I play this card!" Pegasus flashed the Toon World at Ryoto.
"What does that do?" Seto and Ryou thought aloud.
"This one enables me to play Toon Cards," Pegasus told them. "Which are unbeatable against any of your most powerful monsters!" He let out a laugh.
"Impossible!" Seto said. "I play the Blue Eyes White Dragon!"
"I play the Toon Mermaid!" Pegasus put down the Toon Mermaid in attack mode.
"Blue Eyes, ATTACK!!!" Seto yelled. The dragon let out a blast of glowing light that hit the Mermaid. Yet it remained standing.
"Huuuuuh?" Seto said, stunned. "Didn't I tell you? You can't touch this!" Pegasus said.
Music started to play. "CAN'T TOUCH THIS!! Nar nar nar nar..." Pegasus began break dancing.
Ryoto ran over to Pegasus and slapped him silly. "You idiot! We're supposed to be dueling?!"
"FREEZE OR BE FROZEN!!!"
"What the-? Who is..." Pegasus stared at the ground. Yami, Yugi, and Bakura busted into the room. "I SAID, FREEZE OR BE FROZEN!" Shouted Yami, holding Yugi like a rifle. "Don't hurt me..." squeaked Yugi.
"Well well well, if it isn't the Brady Bunch..." Pegasus hopped down from the dueling platform and walked over to the three.
"WHAT did you say?!" Bakura boomed to Pegasus.
"I said, WELL WELL WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE BRADY BUNCH!!!" Pegasus replied.
"WHAT?!"
"THE BRADY BUNCH!!"
"WHAT'S THAT LAST PART?!"
"THE BRADY-oof!!!"
Bakura started slapping Pegasus silly.
"Guys you came!!!" Ryoto jumped down from the platform and ran over to them. Bakura was still smacking him silly.
"Come on, let's get out of here!" Yugi yelled. Bakura got up and the four (or...five) of them ran toward the hall.
"NOT SO FAST, RUGBY BUNCH!!!" Pegasus flipped a switch and all exits were blocked.
"The Rugby Bunch?!" Exclaimed Yugi. Suddenly all four of them were wearing rugby shirts!
"Hey... how'd we get Rugby shirts on?" Wondered Ryoto.
"By the power of THIS!!!" Pegasus held up the Millennium Rod.
"So now YOU have the rod?!" Bakura screamed.
(FL: I would like to give credit to Yami no Hikaru ... The Rod thing was her/their idea ^-^)
"NOW, MY PUPPETS!!! SING!!!" Pegasus cackled.
"There's a story... of a shirt named Rugby..." Yami sang. "GAH! WAIT! NOOOO!!!"
"That's the way we became Old Navy's Rugby Bunch!" Sang Bakura.
(I don't own Old Navy either.)
"THAT'S IT!!!" All of them tackled Pegasus and began... you guessed it... SLAPPING HIM SILLY!!!
"Blast you Rugby Bunch!" Pegasus screamed through the slapping noise.
~*~*~*~
WOOO!!! I'm beginning to really LIKE this!! XD next chappy up soon!