FINAL FANTASY VIII
Welcome to My Womb
(Open to the Ragnorak, the hangar. Zell, Irvine and Selphie walk in.)
Irvine: But this doesn't make sense, Zell. How in Hyne's name did we end up inside a human body?!
Zell: (pointing at the shrinking machine) That's how, Irvine!
Irvine: Dr. Odine's shrinking ray?? Huh?!
Zell: (pointing at the ON/OFF switch) Someone must've switched this on by mistake... or possibly on purpose, but for now we'll go with "by mistake."
Selphie: So the shrinking ray shrunk the Ragnorak and its crew? Wow!
Irvine: Then in that case, all's we have to do is reactivate this thing again, and we'll shoot back up to our original size, right?
Zell: Right.
Irvine: Great! Then let's do it!
Zell: No!
Irvine: No?
Zell: Dude, if we reactivate this thing now, we grow, and then whoever the hell it is we're inside goes BOOM!
Irvine: (pause) I'm okay with that.
Selphie: Irvy! Don't be so self-centered! I don't want to be responsible for causing someone's bloody death!
Irvine: Do you have any better ideas on how to get out of here?!
Zell: Selphie's right, Irvine. We can't risk killing someone just to save ourselves.
Irvine: What? One versus three, Zell! I don't know about you, but I'd rather sacrifice one life if it meant three others could be saved!
Zell: We're not in any immediate danger, Irvine. All we have to do is pilot the Ragnorak out of here somehow. Now, there must be someway out. Okay, hands up all those who paid attention in biology class. (Selphie and Irvine don't do a thing) All right, fine. Uh, let me think this through... It might take a while.
(Cut to Squall's left testicle. The sperm begins to flow downstream like a river, taking the Ragnorak with it.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the hangar. The floor starts to vibrate and the gang sway.)
Irvine: Whoa! We're movin'!
Selphie: Aaagh! Hold me, Irvy!
Zell: Calm down, you guys! Jus' calm down!
(Cut to Squall's penis. The river of sperm, Ragnorak included, flows down towards an opening. Light enters the penis.)
Zell & Irvine & Selphie: Aaagh!!!!
(Cut to Esthar, Dr. Odine's lab, the storeroom closet. Squall and Rinoa are both laying on the floor, half undressed and panting.)
Rinoa: Oh, that was incredible, Squall. You were really good.
Squall: I know.
Rinoa: Woo...
Squall: Y'know, I couldn't have done it without hearing about your erotic stories. Man, they're really something.
Rinoa: Stories...? They're not stories! They really did happen!
Squall: Rinoa, please. They're horny stories, but not even those can get me erect again seventeen seconds after doing you. (pulls out some cigarettes) D'you want one?
Rinoa: I don't smoke, Squall.
Squall: (lighting his cigarette) Neither do I. (takes a puff)
(Cut to Rinoa's body, Rinoa's fallopian tube. Sperm is swimming down the tunnel. The Ragnorak is trailing with it.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the cockpit. Zell, Irvine and Selphie are staring out of the window, in awe. Selphie is piloting.)
Zell: Wow...
Irvine: Mother of Hyne... This is remarkable. And it really must be, 'cause I've never used the word "remarkable" before.
Zell: It's like swimming with dolphins... 'cept this is a lot more nauseating!
Selphie: Aren't they cute?
Irvine: I could watch them all day... but I have far more important things to do, such as GETTING OUT OF HERE!!!!
Zell: Shhh! You'll frighten the sperm!
Irvine: Frighten the...? Sheesh!
(Cut to Rinoa's fallopian tube. The Ragnorak starts to speed up and quickly make its way through the thousands and thousands of sperm.)
Selphie: Irvy?! What are you doing?! Let go of the wheel!
Irvine: No way, man! We're bustin' through these Sunday drivers!
Zell: Dude, stop! You're distracting the natural order of things!
Irvine: I don't care! I want out of this hell hole, and that ain't gonna happen if we keep followin' these little buggers all day!
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the cockpit. Selphie and Zell are trying to pull Irvine away from the control panel.)
Zell: Stop it, man!
Selphie: Yeah, let go!
(Cut to Rinoa's fallopian tube. The sperm realise that the Ragnorak is trying to outrun them. They begin to get angry and start to catch up with it. They take it in turns to bang into the Ragnorak.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the cockpit. Zell and Selphie fall backwards onto the floor.)
Selphie: Ow! My buttocks!
Irvine: So, they think they can take us out, huh? I'll show 'em! (to Zell) Does this thing have laser guns?
Zell: (getting up) Dammit, Irvine! What the hell do you think you're doin'?!
Irvine: I'm gonna break through these bastards!
Zell: You're gonna get us killed, man!
Irvine: Nah, we'll be fine!
Selphie: Irvy, please stop! You're upsetting the sperm!
Zell: Selphie's right. You're pissin' 'em off, man.
Irvine: I am not!
(Cut to Rinoa's fallopian tube. The Ragnorak breaks through the sperm, and flies off into the distance.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the cockpit.)
Irvine: All right! (turns around) Eat my dirt, losers!
Zell: Irvine, the sperm can't hear you.
Irvine: I wasn't talking to the sperm. I was talking to you guys.
Selphie: Hmph!
Irvine: Just kidding, you guys! And look, I got us through!
Zell: That's brilliant. But we still need to get outta here. If we were still inside the guy, then I'd probably be able to find us a way out, but I'm not too familiar with the female anatomy. Selphie?
Selphie: I 'unno.
Irvine: Would you guys just relax? I'll get us back to civilization! Just leave it to Uncle Irvine!
(Cut to Rinoa's fallopian tube. One lonely sperm is heading straight for Rinoa's uterus.)
Sperm: Yes! Yes!! I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna impregnate the mighty uterus! And they said I'd never amount to anything! (laughs) I'm the king of the world! (the Ragnorak flies past it and goes straight through the uterus' walls) Aw, dammit! I was so close! Oh, well, I guess I'll just swim off and die instead... (turns around and swims back)
(Cut to Rinoa's uterus. The Ragnorak is floating around inside.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the cockpit.)
Selphie: Leave it to Uncle Irvine! Hmph! Wait a go, Irvy! Now we're stuck in some girl's uterus! (sarcastically) This is just fabulous!
Zell: There's no way out, man! We can't even break through the walls!
Irvine: You guys need to chill! We're not licked yet!
Zell: Yes, we are!!!! There ain't nothin' to do now but be born again!
Selphie: Again?! Aw, the first time was bad enough!
Irvine: Ah ha! Selphie, you're a genius! (kisses Selphie's forehead)
Selphie: Huh? What?
Irvine: Born again! That's how we get out of here!
Zell: What the?! We haven't got nine months to hang around in here, waitin' for Miss Whoever to squeeze us out! We didn't even bring any food onboard, for Hyne's sakes!
Irvine: No. You don't understand, Zell. Think about it: mothers give birth by pushing their babies out through their... uh, vaginas, right?
Zell: ...riiight.
Irvine: And babies develop in their mother's uterus!
Zell: ...and?
Irvine: We're in a uterus now!
Zell: ...so?
Irvine: So that must mean, there must be access to the vagina from here!
Zell: There is!!!! We just came through it, dog gone it!!!!
Irvine: Oh, yeah. Damn, uh, sorry to get your hopes up there, guys. Looks like we are stuck.
Zell: Ugh! This would never have happened if it wasn't for the fact that you overtook all those sperm! It's 'cause of you we're in this mess! You should've let some other sap get here first! Now, here's what'll happen, Irvine. We are going to have to wait nine long months for this uterus to open up again, and even then, there's a chance we might not make it all the way to the exit. Babies grow in the uterus, I sincerely doubt we will.
Irvine: Ah ha! Zell, you're a genius! (kisses Zell's forehead)
Zell: Huh?! What?!
Irvine: How do babies grow and develop in the uterus?!
Zell: ...I don't know.
Selphie: Doesn't the mother feed them through her umbilical cord, attached to the baby's bellybutton?
Irvine: Right!
Zell: I've got it! We wait until the umbilical cord arrives to "feed" us, and then we fly up the damn thing and mosey!
Irvine: I was going to say that. You stole my bit!
Zell: That might be the greatest idea you've ever had, Irvine!
Irvine: Thank you! I'm still angry about you stealin' my bit, though!
Zell: Sweet! So, how long is this gonna take?
Irvine: No idea. Selphie?
Selphie: I 'unno.
Zell: (to Selphie) Jeez! A lot of help you are! I thought you were supposed to know about these kind of things!
Selphie: I don't know anything. I mean, I was pregnant once-
Irvine: What?!
Selphie: -but I had an abortion, so I'm not really sure about any of this stuff.
Irvine: When... When did all this happen?!
Selphie: A few months ago.
Irvine: Why didn't you tell me?!
Selphie: Gee, I'm entitled to some privacy, Irvy! I mean, you don't tell me every little thing that goes on in your life!
Irvine: Being pregnant isn't "every little thing," babe! I was a father and I didn't even know!
Selphie: Rinoa knew.
Irvine: Well if Rinoa knew, then I guess that makes everything all right, doesn't it?!
Selphie: Irvy, please, stop yelling!
Irvine: Aaagh!!!!
(Cut to Esthar, the Esthar Airstation. Squall and Rinoa, hand in hand, are walking towards the Ragnorak's parking space.)
Rinoa: I love you, Squall...
Squall: I love you too, Rinoa!
Rinoa: Not more than I love you!
Squall: Yes, I do!
Rinoa: No, you don't!
Squall: Yes, I do!
Rinoa: No, you don't!
Squall: Yes, I--hey! Where the hell's the Ragnorak? We did park here, right?
Rinoa: I thought we did... but I guess we couldn't have. The Ragnorak isn't here.
Squall: Oh, dear Hyne! I sure as hell hope it didn't get stolen!
Rinoa: Come to think of it, where the heck are Zell and the others??
Squall: Oh, no! They've been kiddnapped by the very same people who stole the Ragnorak!
Rinoa: Oh, no! How awful!
(Cut to Balamb Garden, Squall's dormitory, four months later. Squall is laying in bed, naked. Rinoa walks in from the bathroom, wrapped in a towel.)
Rinoa: Squall?
Squall: Yeah?
Rinoa: I'm pregnant.
Squall: What?!
Rinoa: (laughs) April Fools!
Squall: What the? It isn't April 1st!
Rinoa: It's not? (looks up at the wall calendar, which is on April) Oh, I keep forgetting to change this after every month... (turns to August) There, that's much better. Ow, Squall, my uterus feels funny...
Squall: Rinoa, it's August 28th.
(Cut to Rinoa's body, Rinoa's uterus. The Ragnorak is pushing its way up into the umbilical cord.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the cockpit. Zell, Irvine and Selphie, all hungry and tired looking, are inside. Selphie is piloting.)
Zell: Ugh... I'm amazed we've managed to stay alive this long...
Irvine: We were lucky. We had the CC Group to eat. Poor guys... I can't believe we ate them.
Zell: Hey, jus' keep tellin' yourself: it was either them or us! It works for me!
Irvine: If we don't get out of here soon, then we're gonna have to eat again...
Zell: Whoa, slow down, slick! Give it a few more weeks before we start resortin' to cannibalism again, 'kay?! 'Sides, I don't think Selphie's plump enough yet... (holds up Joker's bloody arm) Here, Selphie, eat this! It's good for the heart!
Selphie: No thanks, I already filled up on Club earlier. Besides, I'm driving. Woo hoo! We're in!
(Cut to Rinoa's umbilical cord. The Ragnorak flies up through it.)
Selphie: Hang on to your butts, guys! We're goin' home!
(Cut to Balamb Garden, Squall's dormitory. Squall and Rinoa are laying in bed, kissing. The Mini-Ragnorak flies out through Rinoa's ear and goes out through the window.)
(Cut to the Alcauld Plains. The Mini-Ragnorak lands on the grass.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the hangar. Zell, Irvine and Selphie walk in. The shrinking machine is still there.)
Zell: All right, everyone. Let's get big! (flicks the switch)
(Cut to the Alcauld Plains. The Mini-Ragnorak begins to flash. It then shoots back up to its original size. Zell, Irvine and Selphie all walk out.)
Irvine: Thank Hyne! It worked!
Zell: Of course it worked. When have Dr. Odine's inventions ever not worked?
Irvine: I was a little nervous, y'know. I thought that... never mind.
Selphie: That was the worst experience of my entire life.
Zell: Yeah, but do you guys realise that because of us, some woman didn't get pregnant?
Irvine: Uh-huh... Hey, I wonder who the people were who we were inside anyway...
Zell: I don't know, and I guess we never will...
(Cut to Balamb Garden, Squall's dormitory. Squall and Rinoa are laying in bed, kissing. Eerie music plays.)
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Welcome to My Womb
(Open to the Ragnorak, the hangar. Zell, Irvine and Selphie walk in.)
Irvine: But this doesn't make sense, Zell. How in Hyne's name did we end up inside a human body?!
Zell: (pointing at the shrinking machine) That's how, Irvine!
Irvine: Dr. Odine's shrinking ray?? Huh?!
Zell: (pointing at the ON/OFF switch) Someone must've switched this on by mistake... or possibly on purpose, but for now we'll go with "by mistake."
Selphie: So the shrinking ray shrunk the Ragnorak and its crew? Wow!
Irvine: Then in that case, all's we have to do is reactivate this thing again, and we'll shoot back up to our original size, right?
Zell: Right.
Irvine: Great! Then let's do it!
Zell: No!
Irvine: No?
Zell: Dude, if we reactivate this thing now, we grow, and then whoever the hell it is we're inside goes BOOM!
Irvine: (pause) I'm okay with that.
Selphie: Irvy! Don't be so self-centered! I don't want to be responsible for causing someone's bloody death!
Irvine: Do you have any better ideas on how to get out of here?!
Zell: Selphie's right, Irvine. We can't risk killing someone just to save ourselves.
Irvine: What? One versus three, Zell! I don't know about you, but I'd rather sacrifice one life if it meant three others could be saved!
Zell: We're not in any immediate danger, Irvine. All we have to do is pilot the Ragnorak out of here somehow. Now, there must be someway out. Okay, hands up all those who paid attention in biology class. (Selphie and Irvine don't do a thing) All right, fine. Uh, let me think this through... It might take a while.
(Cut to Squall's left testicle. The sperm begins to flow downstream like a river, taking the Ragnorak with it.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the hangar. The floor starts to vibrate and the gang sway.)
Irvine: Whoa! We're movin'!
Selphie: Aaagh! Hold me, Irvy!
Zell: Calm down, you guys! Jus' calm down!
(Cut to Squall's penis. The river of sperm, Ragnorak included, flows down towards an opening. Light enters the penis.)
Zell & Irvine & Selphie: Aaagh!!!!
(Cut to Esthar, Dr. Odine's lab, the storeroom closet. Squall and Rinoa are both laying on the floor, half undressed and panting.)
Rinoa: Oh, that was incredible, Squall. You were really good.
Squall: I know.
Rinoa: Woo...
Squall: Y'know, I couldn't have done it without hearing about your erotic stories. Man, they're really something.
Rinoa: Stories...? They're not stories! They really did happen!
Squall: Rinoa, please. They're horny stories, but not even those can get me erect again seventeen seconds after doing you. (pulls out some cigarettes) D'you want one?
Rinoa: I don't smoke, Squall.
Squall: (lighting his cigarette) Neither do I. (takes a puff)
(Cut to Rinoa's body, Rinoa's fallopian tube. Sperm is swimming down the tunnel. The Ragnorak is trailing with it.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the cockpit. Zell, Irvine and Selphie are staring out of the window, in awe. Selphie is piloting.)
Zell: Wow...
Irvine: Mother of Hyne... This is remarkable. And it really must be, 'cause I've never used the word "remarkable" before.
Zell: It's like swimming with dolphins... 'cept this is a lot more nauseating!
Selphie: Aren't they cute?
Irvine: I could watch them all day... but I have far more important things to do, such as GETTING OUT OF HERE!!!!
Zell: Shhh! You'll frighten the sperm!
Irvine: Frighten the...? Sheesh!
(Cut to Rinoa's fallopian tube. The Ragnorak starts to speed up and quickly make its way through the thousands and thousands of sperm.)
Selphie: Irvy?! What are you doing?! Let go of the wheel!
Irvine: No way, man! We're bustin' through these Sunday drivers!
Zell: Dude, stop! You're distracting the natural order of things!
Irvine: I don't care! I want out of this hell hole, and that ain't gonna happen if we keep followin' these little buggers all day!
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the cockpit. Selphie and Zell are trying to pull Irvine away from the control panel.)
Zell: Stop it, man!
Selphie: Yeah, let go!
(Cut to Rinoa's fallopian tube. The sperm realise that the Ragnorak is trying to outrun them. They begin to get angry and start to catch up with it. They take it in turns to bang into the Ragnorak.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the cockpit. Zell and Selphie fall backwards onto the floor.)
Selphie: Ow! My buttocks!
Irvine: So, they think they can take us out, huh? I'll show 'em! (to Zell) Does this thing have laser guns?
Zell: (getting up) Dammit, Irvine! What the hell do you think you're doin'?!
Irvine: I'm gonna break through these bastards!
Zell: You're gonna get us killed, man!
Irvine: Nah, we'll be fine!
Selphie: Irvy, please stop! You're upsetting the sperm!
Zell: Selphie's right. You're pissin' 'em off, man.
Irvine: I am not!
(Cut to Rinoa's fallopian tube. The Ragnorak breaks through the sperm, and flies off into the distance.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the cockpit.)
Irvine: All right! (turns around) Eat my dirt, losers!
Zell: Irvine, the sperm can't hear you.
Irvine: I wasn't talking to the sperm. I was talking to you guys.
Selphie: Hmph!
Irvine: Just kidding, you guys! And look, I got us through!
Zell: That's brilliant. But we still need to get outta here. If we were still inside the guy, then I'd probably be able to find us a way out, but I'm not too familiar with the female anatomy. Selphie?
Selphie: I 'unno.
Irvine: Would you guys just relax? I'll get us back to civilization! Just leave it to Uncle Irvine!
(Cut to Rinoa's fallopian tube. One lonely sperm is heading straight for Rinoa's uterus.)
Sperm: Yes! Yes!! I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna impregnate the mighty uterus! And they said I'd never amount to anything! (laughs) I'm the king of the world! (the Ragnorak flies past it and goes straight through the uterus' walls) Aw, dammit! I was so close! Oh, well, I guess I'll just swim off and die instead... (turns around and swims back)
(Cut to Rinoa's uterus. The Ragnorak is floating around inside.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the cockpit.)
Selphie: Leave it to Uncle Irvine! Hmph! Wait a go, Irvy! Now we're stuck in some girl's uterus! (sarcastically) This is just fabulous!
Zell: There's no way out, man! We can't even break through the walls!
Irvine: You guys need to chill! We're not licked yet!
Zell: Yes, we are!!!! There ain't nothin' to do now but be born again!
Selphie: Again?! Aw, the first time was bad enough!
Irvine: Ah ha! Selphie, you're a genius! (kisses Selphie's forehead)
Selphie: Huh? What?
Irvine: Born again! That's how we get out of here!
Zell: What the?! We haven't got nine months to hang around in here, waitin' for Miss Whoever to squeeze us out! We didn't even bring any food onboard, for Hyne's sakes!
Irvine: No. You don't understand, Zell. Think about it: mothers give birth by pushing their babies out through their... uh, vaginas, right?
Zell: ...riiight.
Irvine: And babies develop in their mother's uterus!
Zell: ...and?
Irvine: We're in a uterus now!
Zell: ...so?
Irvine: So that must mean, there must be access to the vagina from here!
Zell: There is!!!! We just came through it, dog gone it!!!!
Irvine: Oh, yeah. Damn, uh, sorry to get your hopes up there, guys. Looks like we are stuck.
Zell: Ugh! This would never have happened if it wasn't for the fact that you overtook all those sperm! It's 'cause of you we're in this mess! You should've let some other sap get here first! Now, here's what'll happen, Irvine. We are going to have to wait nine long months for this uterus to open up again, and even then, there's a chance we might not make it all the way to the exit. Babies grow in the uterus, I sincerely doubt we will.
Irvine: Ah ha! Zell, you're a genius! (kisses Zell's forehead)
Zell: Huh?! What?!
Irvine: How do babies grow and develop in the uterus?!
Zell: ...I don't know.
Selphie: Doesn't the mother feed them through her umbilical cord, attached to the baby's bellybutton?
Irvine: Right!
Zell: I've got it! We wait until the umbilical cord arrives to "feed" us, and then we fly up the damn thing and mosey!
Irvine: I was going to say that. You stole my bit!
Zell: That might be the greatest idea you've ever had, Irvine!
Irvine: Thank you! I'm still angry about you stealin' my bit, though!
Zell: Sweet! So, how long is this gonna take?
Irvine: No idea. Selphie?
Selphie: I 'unno.
Zell: (to Selphie) Jeez! A lot of help you are! I thought you were supposed to know about these kind of things!
Selphie: I don't know anything. I mean, I was pregnant once-
Irvine: What?!
Selphie: -but I had an abortion, so I'm not really sure about any of this stuff.
Irvine: When... When did all this happen?!
Selphie: A few months ago.
Irvine: Why didn't you tell me?!
Selphie: Gee, I'm entitled to some privacy, Irvy! I mean, you don't tell me every little thing that goes on in your life!
Irvine: Being pregnant isn't "every little thing," babe! I was a father and I didn't even know!
Selphie: Rinoa knew.
Irvine: Well if Rinoa knew, then I guess that makes everything all right, doesn't it?!
Selphie: Irvy, please, stop yelling!
Irvine: Aaagh!!!!
(Cut to Esthar, the Esthar Airstation. Squall and Rinoa, hand in hand, are walking towards the Ragnorak's parking space.)
Rinoa: I love you, Squall...
Squall: I love you too, Rinoa!
Rinoa: Not more than I love you!
Squall: Yes, I do!
Rinoa: No, you don't!
Squall: Yes, I do!
Rinoa: No, you don't!
Squall: Yes, I--hey! Where the hell's the Ragnorak? We did park here, right?
Rinoa: I thought we did... but I guess we couldn't have. The Ragnorak isn't here.
Squall: Oh, dear Hyne! I sure as hell hope it didn't get stolen!
Rinoa: Come to think of it, where the heck are Zell and the others??
Squall: Oh, no! They've been kiddnapped by the very same people who stole the Ragnorak!
Rinoa: Oh, no! How awful!
(Cut to Balamb Garden, Squall's dormitory, four months later. Squall is laying in bed, naked. Rinoa walks in from the bathroom, wrapped in a towel.)
Rinoa: Squall?
Squall: Yeah?
Rinoa: I'm pregnant.
Squall: What?!
Rinoa: (laughs) April Fools!
Squall: What the? It isn't April 1st!
Rinoa: It's not? (looks up at the wall calendar, which is on April) Oh, I keep forgetting to change this after every month... (turns to August) There, that's much better. Ow, Squall, my uterus feels funny...
Squall: Rinoa, it's August 28th.
(Cut to Rinoa's body, Rinoa's uterus. The Ragnorak is pushing its way up into the umbilical cord.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the cockpit. Zell, Irvine and Selphie, all hungry and tired looking, are inside. Selphie is piloting.)
Zell: Ugh... I'm amazed we've managed to stay alive this long...
Irvine: We were lucky. We had the CC Group to eat. Poor guys... I can't believe we ate them.
Zell: Hey, jus' keep tellin' yourself: it was either them or us! It works for me!
Irvine: If we don't get out of here soon, then we're gonna have to eat again...
Zell: Whoa, slow down, slick! Give it a few more weeks before we start resortin' to cannibalism again, 'kay?! 'Sides, I don't think Selphie's plump enough yet... (holds up Joker's bloody arm) Here, Selphie, eat this! It's good for the heart!
Selphie: No thanks, I already filled up on Club earlier. Besides, I'm driving. Woo hoo! We're in!
(Cut to Rinoa's umbilical cord. The Ragnorak flies up through it.)
Selphie: Hang on to your butts, guys! We're goin' home!
(Cut to Balamb Garden, Squall's dormitory. Squall and Rinoa are laying in bed, kissing. The Mini-Ragnorak flies out through Rinoa's ear and goes out through the window.)
(Cut to the Alcauld Plains. The Mini-Ragnorak lands on the grass.)
(Cut to the Ragnorak, the hangar. Zell, Irvine and Selphie walk in. The shrinking machine is still there.)
Zell: All right, everyone. Let's get big! (flicks the switch)
(Cut to the Alcauld Plains. The Mini-Ragnorak begins to flash. It then shoots back up to its original size. Zell, Irvine and Selphie all walk out.)
Irvine: Thank Hyne! It worked!
Zell: Of course it worked. When have Dr. Odine's inventions ever not worked?
Irvine: I was a little nervous, y'know. I thought that... never mind.
Selphie: That was the worst experience of my entire life.
Zell: Yeah, but do you guys realise that because of us, some woman didn't get pregnant?
Irvine: Uh-huh... Hey, I wonder who the people were who we were inside anyway...
Zell: I don't know, and I guess we never will...
(Cut to Balamb Garden, Squall's dormitory. Squall and Rinoa are laying in bed, kissing. Eerie music plays.)
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