Here we go again peoples.....
Narrator: Last time on 'as the Galaxy turns,' Juliana was stuck in a Gee- I mean, a Tree. Out heroes sent in rob roy to get the job done. But someone even more sinister is right around the corner....
Juliana: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Narrator: Not yet!
Juliana: oh, we haven't started yet?
Audience: [sighs]
Narrator: Here's Episode 2 of our never ending story. [to juli] Alright, now you may start.
Juliana: thank you. [takes a deep breath] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Obi: Juli? You alright? Did Rob Roy get you out of your G-string?
Juliana: [exits the woods, holding her pants up with one have and Rob Roy's ear in the other.] I WAS STUCK. IN. A. TREE!
Everyone: ooohhhhhh
Ashley: Well, now I just feel stupid!
Juliana: Duh. Now how do we get rid of the Scotsman here?
Ashley: hmm....Do we have to?
Juliana: Ashley? Where'd ya go? You just disappeared!!!
Ashley: I'm right here! [next to rob, drooling all over him]
Juliana: [looks from Ashley's original spot next to Qui, then to her spot now with Roy.] Holy shit you're fast!
Ashley: You have to be in my line of work!
Qui: Which is?....
Ashley: Uhm....goddamn! don't do that to me! My brain hurts enough from trying to decide which I want more. Qui or Roy?
Juliana: qui's a mind reader. He knows EXACTLY what you want
Ashley: but roy does public sex in the middle of a field! This is impossible! It's like trying to decide between Obi and Curt wild!
Juliana: [eyes go blank]
Ashley: You see what I mean? It's impossible!
Qui: Can't you just have the both of us? [wink wink]
Ashley: YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! [jumps up and down]
Juliana: [blank stare]
Obi: OH COME ON FOR FORCE SAKES!
Juliana: Curt......obi?....curt?....obi?
Ashley: [laughs]
Obi: [sighs] this is so messed up
Juliana: The story of my life sugar!
[deafening crash and all of the characters fall down]
[Ashley falls ( a little too) conveniently into Qui's lap]
Juliana: [face down] what was that?
Obi: where are we?
Juliana: [gets up] What the fuck?
Faceless Voice: that's MY LINE!
Juliana: Oh no.
Ashley: Hey, isn't that...?
Voice: that's right! It's me! TIM! FOX FUCKING RINGO!
Qui: what?
Juliana: his name from the RPG.....just ignore it. TIM! What are we doing here?
[screen comes up and tim's face appears with a light coming up from under his chin- very dramatic.]
Ashley: Dumb dumb! We can tell that that's a flashlight under your chin.
Juliana: [stage whisper] He's going for dramatic I think
Tim: shut up! [tosses the flashlight and turns on the lights behind him]
Obi: why did you bring us here?
Tim: You'll never escape!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Juliana: riiiiight....
Tim: ahem....anyways, Juliana, whats the one show that Ashley is ALWAYS watching?
Juliana: the Playgirl channel?
Tim: NO!
Ashley: My Gay pornos?
Tim: NO YOU MORON!
Qui: good lord. Not happy days!
[happy days theme song]
Tim: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER!
Juliana: oh no! [looks around] We're in the satellite!
Ashley: WOW! ITS LIKE DISNEYLAND FOR THE SCI FI CHANNEL!!!!
Juliana: Oh no! you're gonna make us watch bad movies aren't you?
Tim: BWAHAHAHAHA!
TBC.....
Narrator: Last time on 'as the Galaxy turns,' Juliana was stuck in a Gee- I mean, a Tree. Out heroes sent in rob roy to get the job done. But someone even more sinister is right around the corner....
Juliana: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Narrator: Not yet!
Juliana: oh, we haven't started yet?
Audience: [sighs]
Narrator: Here's Episode 2 of our never ending story. [to juli] Alright, now you may start.
Juliana: thank you. [takes a deep breath] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Obi: Juli? You alright? Did Rob Roy get you out of your G-string?
Juliana: [exits the woods, holding her pants up with one have and Rob Roy's ear in the other.] I WAS STUCK. IN. A. TREE!
Everyone: ooohhhhhh
Ashley: Well, now I just feel stupid!
Juliana: Duh. Now how do we get rid of the Scotsman here?
Ashley: hmm....Do we have to?
Juliana: Ashley? Where'd ya go? You just disappeared!!!
Ashley: I'm right here! [next to rob, drooling all over him]
Juliana: [looks from Ashley's original spot next to Qui, then to her spot now with Roy.] Holy shit you're fast!
Ashley: You have to be in my line of work!
Qui: Which is?....
Ashley: Uhm....goddamn! don't do that to me! My brain hurts enough from trying to decide which I want more. Qui or Roy?
Juliana: qui's a mind reader. He knows EXACTLY what you want
Ashley: but roy does public sex in the middle of a field! This is impossible! It's like trying to decide between Obi and Curt wild!
Juliana: [eyes go blank]
Ashley: You see what I mean? It's impossible!
Qui: Can't you just have the both of us? [wink wink]
Ashley: YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! [jumps up and down]
Juliana: [blank stare]
Obi: OH COME ON FOR FORCE SAKES!
Juliana: Curt......obi?....curt?....obi?
Ashley: [laughs]
Obi: [sighs] this is so messed up
Juliana: The story of my life sugar!
[deafening crash and all of the characters fall down]
[Ashley falls ( a little too) conveniently into Qui's lap]
Juliana: [face down] what was that?
Obi: where are we?
Juliana: [gets up] What the fuck?
Faceless Voice: that's MY LINE!
Juliana: Oh no.
Ashley: Hey, isn't that...?
Voice: that's right! It's me! TIM! FOX FUCKING RINGO!
Qui: what?
Juliana: his name from the RPG.....just ignore it. TIM! What are we doing here?
[screen comes up and tim's face appears with a light coming up from under his chin- very dramatic.]
Ashley: Dumb dumb! We can tell that that's a flashlight under your chin.
Juliana: [stage whisper] He's going for dramatic I think
Tim: shut up! [tosses the flashlight and turns on the lights behind him]
Obi: why did you bring us here?
Tim: You'll never escape!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Juliana: riiiiight....
Tim: ahem....anyways, Juliana, whats the one show that Ashley is ALWAYS watching?
Juliana: the Playgirl channel?
Tim: NO!
Ashley: My Gay pornos?
Tim: NO YOU MORON!
Qui: good lord. Not happy days!
[happy days theme song]
Tim: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER!
Juliana: oh no! [looks around] We're in the satellite!
Ashley: WOW! ITS LIKE DISNEYLAND FOR THE SCI FI CHANNEL!!!!
Juliana: Oh no! you're gonna make us watch bad movies aren't you?
Tim: BWAHAHAHAHA!
TBC.....