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Dumbledore: Now, it is time for round two. Our new categories are Who Was Evil, Peeping Tom, and Information on Teachers.
Dumbledore: Well, back to the game. Hermione is in the lead with 3100 points, Ron with 1700, and Harry behind with 1150. Harry, we'll start with you.
Harry: I'll take Peeping Tom for 100, please.
Dumbledore: This ghost spies on prefects when they bathe.
Harry: Who is Myrtle?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Peeping Tom for 200, please.
Dumbledore: This woman is an animagus beetle.
Hermione: Who is Rita Skeeter?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Peeping Tom for 400, please.
Dumbledore: Moody has this in his office.
Harry: What is a Spy Glass?
Dumbledore: That is correct.
Harry: I'll take Peeping Tom for 600, please.
Dumbledore: This person gave Harry a Sneakoscope for his 14th birthday.
Ron: Me?
Dumbledore: That is correct.
Ron: I'll take Peeping Tom for 800 please.
Dumbledore: Harry uses this to spy on people.
Hermione: What is an Invisibility Cloak?
Dumbledore: No.
Harry: What is the Marauder's Map?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: You never told me about the Marauder's Map!
Harry: Er- I…Um….Well, I'll take Peeping Tom for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: Bartemius Crouch stole this to be able to spy on people.
Ron: What is a magical eye?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Ron: I'll take Teachers for 100, please.
Dumbledore: This teacher posts advertisements of how Trelawney is a fraud.
Harry: Who is Professor McGonagall?
Dumbledore: No.
Hermione: Who is Professor Snape?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Teachers for 300, please.
Dumbledore: And the answer is: Daily Double!
Audience: clap clap
Hermione: I'll wager…1000.
Dumbledore: This teacher is commonly mistaken for a man, though it says that she is not in the book 'Prisoner of Azkaban' pg. 244.
Contestants: What?
Dumbledore: I mean, Harry Potter's third year, the day Ron grew suspicious of Hermione's Time-Turner.
Contestants: Oh.
Hermione: Who is…Professor Vector?
Dumbledore: That is correct!
Hermione: Whew! I'll take Teachers for 500, please.
Dumbledore: In fanfics, this teacher is always paired up in a love story with Hermione. Most of the time, it is rated NC-17.
Hermione: Yuck!
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer was: Who is Snape.
Harry: scream
Ron: scream
Hermione: scream
Snape: faints
Hermione: Unclean! Unclean!
Ron: My poor ears!
Harry: I think I'm gonna be sick!
Hermione: I AM going to be sick!
Snape: still unconscious
Dumbledore: Er, next question.
Ron: I'll take Teachers for 700, please.
Dumbledore: This teacher substituted Care For Magical Teachers in your fourth year.
Ron: Who was Professor Grubbly-Plank?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Ron: I'll take Teachers for 800, please.
Dumbledore: This teacher taught Transfiguration over 50 years ago. 30 years ago, he became Headmaster.
Harry: You?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Teachers for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: This teacher was in Hufflepuff, and now a Head of House, but not their own.
Ron: Who is Professor Sprout?
Dumbledore: No, not their own House.
Hermione: Who is Professor Flitwick?
Dumbledore: Nope.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer was: Who was Snape.
Harry, Hermione and Ron: Ha!
Snape: You ruined me!
Harry: So that's why you betrayed Voldemort! Hufflepuffs don't do that!
Snape: Shhhhhh! People aren't supposed to know! Voldemort is after me already!
Hermione: I'll take Who Was Evil for 200, please.
Dumbledore: Unscramble these letters: Tom Marvalo Riddle.
Ron: I am You-Know-Who.
Dumbledore: Incorrect. As you can tell, the letter W is not used at all.
Harry: I am Lord Voldemort.
Dumbledore: You are? Stupefy!
Harry freezes.
Dumbledore: I got him! I got him! Now I'll wait for the Polyjuice to wear off…
Hermione: Uh, Professor?
Dumbledore: Yes?
Hermione: That was the answer to the question.
Dumbledore: Oh. Oh! Of course! Oops!
Dumbledore does another spell, and Harry wakes up.
Dumbledore: Good thing, I was about to do Avada Kedavra.
Harry: glare
Ron: But I got it right! You-Know-Who is You-Know-Who!
Everyone: Duh!
Ron: I- I mean, Vol- I can't say it! Never mind.
Harry: I'll take Who Was Evil for 400, please.
Dumbledore: This couple is in Azkaban still now. They were originally Death- Eaters and went to Azkaban loyal. Voldemort is going to rescue them any time, and make the Dementors their allies. Unfortunately, Fudge told me to stay out of this, so I can't do anything.
Hermione: Who are the Lestranges?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take-
bell rings
Dumbledore: Looks like we're out of time. Harry is now in the lead with 3550 points, Hermione and Ron are tied with 3000. Don't change that Muggle device of yours, we'll be right back on Jeopardy.
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Dumbledore: Now, it is time for round two. Our new categories are Who Was Evil, Peeping Tom, and Information on Teachers.
Dumbledore: Well, back to the game. Hermione is in the lead with 3100 points, Ron with 1700, and Harry behind with 1150. Harry, we'll start with you.
Harry: I'll take Peeping Tom for 100, please.
Dumbledore: This ghost spies on prefects when they bathe.
Harry: Who is Myrtle?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Peeping Tom for 200, please.
Dumbledore: This woman is an animagus beetle.
Hermione: Who is Rita Skeeter?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Peeping Tom for 400, please.
Dumbledore: Moody has this in his office.
Harry: What is a Spy Glass?
Dumbledore: That is correct.
Harry: I'll take Peeping Tom for 600, please.
Dumbledore: This person gave Harry a Sneakoscope for his 14th birthday.
Ron: Me?
Dumbledore: That is correct.
Ron: I'll take Peeping Tom for 800 please.
Dumbledore: Harry uses this to spy on people.
Hermione: What is an Invisibility Cloak?
Dumbledore: No.
Harry: What is the Marauder's Map?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: You never told me about the Marauder's Map!
Harry: Er- I…Um….Well, I'll take Peeping Tom for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: Bartemius Crouch stole this to be able to spy on people.
Ron: What is a magical eye?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Ron: I'll take Teachers for 100, please.
Dumbledore: This teacher posts advertisements of how Trelawney is a fraud.
Harry: Who is Professor McGonagall?
Dumbledore: No.
Hermione: Who is Professor Snape?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Teachers for 300, please.
Dumbledore: And the answer is: Daily Double!
Audience: clap clap
Hermione: I'll wager…1000.
Dumbledore: This teacher is commonly mistaken for a man, though it says that she is not in the book 'Prisoner of Azkaban' pg. 244.
Contestants: What?
Dumbledore: I mean, Harry Potter's third year, the day Ron grew suspicious of Hermione's Time-Turner.
Contestants: Oh.
Hermione: Who is…Professor Vector?
Dumbledore: That is correct!
Hermione: Whew! I'll take Teachers for 500, please.
Dumbledore: In fanfics, this teacher is always paired up in a love story with Hermione. Most of the time, it is rated NC-17.
Hermione: Yuck!
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer was: Who is Snape.
Harry: scream
Ron: scream
Hermione: scream
Snape: faints
Hermione: Unclean! Unclean!
Ron: My poor ears!
Harry: I think I'm gonna be sick!
Hermione: I AM going to be sick!
Snape: still unconscious
Dumbledore: Er, next question.
Ron: I'll take Teachers for 700, please.
Dumbledore: This teacher substituted Care For Magical Teachers in your fourth year.
Ron: Who was Professor Grubbly-Plank?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Ron: I'll take Teachers for 800, please.
Dumbledore: This teacher taught Transfiguration over 50 years ago. 30 years ago, he became Headmaster.
Harry: You?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Teachers for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: This teacher was in Hufflepuff, and now a Head of House, but not their own.
Ron: Who is Professor Sprout?
Dumbledore: No, not their own House.
Hermione: Who is Professor Flitwick?
Dumbledore: Nope.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer was: Who was Snape.
Harry, Hermione and Ron: Ha!
Snape: You ruined me!
Harry: So that's why you betrayed Voldemort! Hufflepuffs don't do that!
Snape: Shhhhhh! People aren't supposed to know! Voldemort is after me already!
Hermione: I'll take Who Was Evil for 200, please.
Dumbledore: Unscramble these letters: Tom Marvalo Riddle.
Ron: I am You-Know-Who.
Dumbledore: Incorrect. As you can tell, the letter W is not used at all.
Harry: I am Lord Voldemort.
Dumbledore: You are? Stupefy!
Harry freezes.
Dumbledore: I got him! I got him! Now I'll wait for the Polyjuice to wear off…
Hermione: Uh, Professor?
Dumbledore: Yes?
Hermione: That was the answer to the question.
Dumbledore: Oh. Oh! Of course! Oops!
Dumbledore does another spell, and Harry wakes up.
Dumbledore: Good thing, I was about to do Avada Kedavra.
Harry: glare
Ron: But I got it right! You-Know-Who is You-Know-Who!
Everyone: Duh!
Ron: I- I mean, Vol- I can't say it! Never mind.
Harry: I'll take Who Was Evil for 400, please.
Dumbledore: This couple is in Azkaban still now. They were originally Death- Eaters and went to Azkaban loyal. Voldemort is going to rescue them any time, and make the Dementors their allies. Unfortunately, Fudge told me to stay out of this, so I can't do anything.
Hermione: Who are the Lestranges?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take-
bell rings
Dumbledore: Looks like we're out of time. Harry is now in the lead with 3550 points, Hermione and Ron are tied with 3000. Don't change that Muggle device of yours, we'll be right back on Jeopardy.
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